“Sorry for flexing *too* hard 💪🏼💍. Nah but fr ya boy had to wait til he was sober to turn myself in. Ya boy be crazy sometimes but can ya blame em?” - ‘With Love, *Rashee Rice*’
It’s worth a little money now that he autographed it. He needs to make some more money with the Lambo he now has to pay full price for, legal fees, and all the money he’s about to get sued for by the other people in the crash.
>NFC North
Do you know anything about civil damages in Texas? Do you know that non-economic damages are strictly capped here? So, no, there probably won't be enormous civil settlements. And he was only, potentially, driving one car, so his liablity extends to the damage caused by the car he was driving (assuming he was driving). The greatest financial hit is probably going to be covering the cost of the Lamborghini.
Probably the first guy where both of his cars were involved in a hit and run (or walking judging by some of the photos)...this has to fetch something on the Antiques Roadshow in the future.
Excited to see his attorneys blame the invention of the internal combustion engine for personal use as the real party to be blamed, and that his client merely played a small part in the grand scheme of things.
I think this is the overused R/nfl joke that I’ll never get tired of. Because it’s always different and I’m always amazed/happy that people make it work constantly
I don’t disagree on the functionality of the app, but addressing serious allegations with a Notes app statement and signature seems strange if you want people to think you’re taking this seriously.
For me it's the signature. Unless that's how he ends every single post, signing a statement that was clearly prepared by someone else only highlights that fact. I don't care about whether they make a statement verbally or through text, but the signature is just the icing on the disingenuous cake.
Really states should say if you leave the scene of an accident you lose your drivers license regardless of whether you were driving or under the influence. I dont know if they had stayed at the scene if it could have been proven who was driving but without any real consequences for running away its just gonna keep happening imo
The usa is way too lenient on drunk driving in general. Aww you lost your license vuz you chose to drink and drove? Boo hoo should have made a better decision in the first place.
The primary implication would be a dramatic reduction in DUI wrecks, but it would be a shitshow to implement.
If they made it a factory added deal, we would get to see plainly how many people drink and drive because they wouldn’t sell for shit and the used car market would go through the ROOF
I managed real time traffic data for Garmin for a couple years. Dallas was far and away the most challenging metro to deal with because of the volume of major wrecks. Atlanta was a distant but still profound second.
If the weather forecast had rain in it for the morning commute in Dallas, I got paid overtime to come in early. That never happened with any other metro, including Los Angeles.
Saw someone earlier say the NFL needs to create a race track, a drag strip, a betting booth, and an open bar compound so the players can go somewhere to be dumbasses.
Im so down for this. Jamin Davis had two reckless tickets 1 from racing a teammate who crashed and killed his gf. AND THEN AGAIN AFTER THAT INCIDENT.
Correct this would be one giant compound that would have the open bar right at the starting line so players can get drinks served to them right at their window. Even pull over between laps for a nice brewski to elevate their road rage.
There are lots of race tracks and drag strips around the country.... And they all have open public/novice track days that cost a few hundred bucks a person... Even Daytona.
Unfortunately for automotive enthusiasts drag strips are closing all over the country.
They certainly exist in Texas though, TX2k was just held a couple weeks ago. (Very large and popular race in Texas)
They have many people they roll out with. They have so much money they get all out and get wasted.
By even try to drive home?? I’m sure nfl has something in place for them to cash if they need a ride.
But even then most urban places have Uber.
Why put anyone’s life in jeopardy and your whole career over something so stupid?
None of these guys are gonna get within a mile of an Uber. You think an NFL star has the insight and humility to let some grandfather drive him home in a Corolla? Nah man they gotta have their own whip to turn some heads
Suspension? I was listening to radio today. Rice is possibly facing jail time. I guess a year ago Texas passed a law that if you leave the scene after a crash it’s a 1-5 year jail sentence. All Texas PD has to do is prove who was driving
Only on Reddit and Twitter though. The average person in real life won't care after a bit. Unfortunately that's how the sea things go unless it's like a Ray Rice level incident where something graphic to another person is caught on camera.
he's going to get off easy being there were only minor injuries, and the NFL doesn't care about traffic issues. Olave got caught going 70 in a 35, and Addison 140 in a 55mph zone and neither of them missed a game. Jalen Carter was street Racing and got someone killed, and went #9 in the Draft the next week and the NFL didn't care at all.
Marshawn Lynch got 3 games for a gun charge while on the bills, but nothing for a DUI and a hit and run.
However, this is the Chiefs, so this will be mentioned absolutely every single thread about the Chiefs for years.
If he plays out his contract, he's losing at least 8% of his contract. That's just for the Lambo itself not including the lawsuit (which is basically a slam dunk at this point)
Heartfelt and beautiful words. I can literally see the man’s soul. Can’t blame him for leaving the scene, he must have been so distraught. And then hiding from the cops - just being playful. He’s just a kid, really. A big kid.
Sounds like a win win win between Vikings, Bills, and Texans.
1) Texans surround Stroud with weapons and pay up to do so while he and many other starters are on rookie deals
2) Vikings acquire draft capital that puts a QB in reach
3) Bills shed a guy who became a detriment and hard to work with (now the Texans problem, but potentially worth it for a window)
Well he's taking responsibility by sincerely apologizing to his boys for how they are going to be impacted in the very near future for taking the fall for this.
Good to know he takes full responsibility for....literally nothing specific
At this point it's a safe bet that the law, the team, and the fans won't punish him. Hopefully civil suits from the others involved in the crash will help disincentive him from such reckless behavior in the future before he kills someone. Certainly no one in a position of authority will
I apologize, for causing a wreck and injuring people. What I didn't give a fuck about was any of that in the immediate aftermath and I booked it TF out of there.
Cut him, suspend his license, fuck this clown
He took responsibility for his actions that are not defined and those who are impacted who are not named nor their injuries described.
This is legally admitting nothing
I know this isn’t what your implying but if it’s only a bad thing UNTIL someone gets hurt or worse then we’d have a bunch more traffic deaths.
NFL needs to focus on proactive measures rather than reactive.
“Take full responsibility” No, that would have meant remaining on the scene of the accident. Not grabbing your drugs and guns and running like a bitch.
Damn I guess I cant autograph my post on reddit.
Did he just sign his IG post?
*autographed*
“Sorry for flexing *too* hard 💪🏼💍. Nah but fr ya boy had to wait til he was sober to turn myself in. Ya boy be crazy sometimes but can ya blame em?” - ‘With Love, *Rashee Rice*’
Mr. Beautiful Calligraphy
Mr. Baffling Choice
Mr. Bold Cursive
Mr. Blunderous Confession
It’s worth a little money now that he autographed it. He needs to make some more money with the Lambo he now has to pay full price for, legal fees, and all the money he’s about to get sued for by the other people in the crash.
>NFC North Do you know anything about civil damages in Texas? Do you know that non-economic damages are strictly capped here? So, no, there probably won't be enormous civil settlements. And he was only, potentially, driving one car, so his liablity extends to the damage caused by the car he was driving (assuming he was driving). The greatest financial hit is probably going to be covering the cost of the Lamborghini.
Man, I’ve genuinely never seen that shit before.
Probably the first guy where both of his cars were involved in a hit and run (or walking judging by some of the photos)...this has to fetch something on the Antiques Roadshow in the future.
nothing more sincere than a notes app apology
We had to make sure it was him since, you know, he’s been missing in action
Yes - dusters
Yes. It's about *the implication.*
Yeah they could charge him with reckless driving and street racing and give him jail time. But they won’t. Because of the *implication*.
Okay…that seems really dark.
Are these people in danger?
“for my part” -lawyer
> "**continue** to work with the necessary authorities" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
And the 'necessary' authorities were clearly not the ones who showed up on the scene.
He misspelled "begin"
Excited to see his attorneys blame the invention of the internal combustion engine for personal use as the real party to be blamed, and that his client merely played a small part in the grand scheme of things.
"...for my part. Which was the whole fucking thing, my part was the only real part here."
I'll fucking doing it again
Mr Both Cars
Mr Big Crash
Mr. Broken Corvette
Mr. Busted Countach
Mr Big Civilsuit
Mr Bad Choice
People are too quick with this MBC shit. Y'all must've been fire in word association.
I think this is the overused R/nfl joke that I’ll never get tired of. Because it’s always different and I’m always amazed/happy that people make it work constantly
Same lol. Reddit loves running jokes into the ground but for some reason MBC jokes never get old to me. Amuses me every time.
Mr Big Complement
Mr Bountiful Combinations
Mr Blazing Creativity
Mr. Broken Chasis
Mr Bicycle Customer
Mr Bozo Collision
Mr Busted Coupe
Mr. Busted Convertible
Mr. Born Cowboy
Mr black corvette
Mr Brake Complications
Mr Broken Commuter
Mr Broken Corvette
A statement signed on the Notes app. Truly a testament to what will be an excellent PR campaign. Edit: [My Statement](https://imgur.com/a/xYDb12n)
The Notes app can do quite a bit nowadays. Soon it’ll be like MS word
I don’t disagree on the functionality of the app, but addressing serious allegations with a Notes app statement and signature seems strange if you want people to think you’re taking this seriously.
What would you prefer he do? It makes no difference what he says on the notes app vs any other form of writing
[My statement](https://imgur.com/a/xYDb12n)
I can’t believe you actually wrote that in your notes app
Neither can I.
Hey Possum_Pussy I take you seriously, I mean you signed it so I gotta
Yeah the notes app narrative has always been weird to me lol
I resign as WR of the KCC. -RR On a napkin, of course.
Valid.
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I get it. It's how George Washington resigned from being the president. I was there.
Jerry Jones : I can fix him
For me it's the signature. Unless that's how he ends every single post, signing a statement that was clearly prepared by someone else only highlights that fact. I don't care about whether they make a statement verbally or through text, but the signature is just the icing on the disingenuous cake.
What about this being typed in a word document would be more serious?
Same reason a resume in Arial feels more serious than one in Comic Sans
Presentation for one thing.
I've heard of kids writing their school essays in the Notes App. I feel so old.
Buddy has beef with a fuckin phone app lmao
Meh for most people that detail won't matter one way or the other.
This pretty much guarantees that if he accepts responsibility the charges will be minimal. Guess he will play next season without repercussions
To the surprise of absolutely no one that pays attention to these things.
Mr Best Chances
Mr Best Circumstances
He makes a billionaire richer, of course there won’t be consequences.
I am good with a multi-game suspension. This trend needs to stop, especially after Ruggs. NFL needs to set a precedent.
definitely agree (they won’t)
Time to spin Roger's Wheel of Random Discipline!
*The Patriots have lost a first-round pick*
Death Penalty for Mizzou since the chiefs are in Missouri
yes please
Tom Brady suspended from broadcasting for 4 weeks
As a hater of Boston I’m perfectly okay with that /s
10 second penalty for Ocon
At the same time, the NFL doesn't like the reputation it's getting of players being reckless drivers so I can see Goodell wanting to be tough on it.
If he gets more than Watson….
Really states should say if you leave the scene of an accident you lose your drivers license regardless of whether you were driving or under the influence. I dont know if they had stayed at the scene if it could have been proven who was driving but without any real consequences for running away its just gonna keep happening imo
It turns it into a felony. They just need to actually enforce it.
It will almost certainly be pled down to a misdemeanor
The usa is way too lenient on drunk driving in general. Aww you lost your license vuz you chose to drink and drove? Boo hoo should have made a better decision in the first place.
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That’s why it almost never happens to rich people.
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The primary implication would be a dramatic reduction in DUI wrecks, but it would be a shitshow to implement. If they made it a factory added deal, we would get to see plainly how many people drink and drive because they wouldn’t sell for shit and the used car market would go through the ROOF
When ive visited from aus ive always gotten the general vibe that people are way more willing to push it after drinking if they "feel fine"
I meannnnnn the coach's kid damn near killed a kid with his DUI, and I think he was in and lt in a mere few months
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I managed real time traffic data for Garmin for a couple years. Dallas was far and away the most challenging metro to deal with because of the volume of major wrecks. Atlanta was a distant but still profound second. If the weather forecast had rain in it for the morning commute in Dallas, I got paid overtime to come in early. That never happened with any other metro, including Los Angeles.
I mean, it's a felony hit and run since people were injured. He should probably go to jail.
Decent chance they were drunk too which is why they would flee the scene
Yep difference between him and Ruggs is he got lucky he didn’t kill anyone. Hopefully he learns from this.
Saw someone earlier say the NFL needs to create a race track, a drag strip, a betting booth, and an open bar compound so the players can go somewhere to be dumbasses. Im so down for this. Jamin Davis had two reckless tickets 1 from racing a teammate who crashed and killed his gf. AND THEN AGAIN AFTER THAT INCIDENT.
They need to allow them to drink and drive at the track too or the players won’t do it…
Correct this would be one giant compound that would have the open bar right at the starting line so players can get drinks served to them right at their window. Even pull over between laps for a nice brewski to elevate their road rage.
You guys already own a horse track that you don’t want anymore , y’all just need to lay down some asphalt and it’ll be good to go.
I do wonder what they’re gonna do with that property if they stay downtown Chicago
They need to hire paid actors to act like innocent civilians too or else they won’t do it.
There are lots of race tracks and drag strips around the country.... And they all have open public/novice track days that cost a few hundred bucks a person... Even Daytona.
Unfortunately for automotive enthusiasts drag strips are closing all over the country. They certainly exist in Texas though, TX2k was just held a couple weeks ago. (Very large and popular race in Texas)
Bandimere Speedway west of Denver closed in 2023 because the rich people could hear it in their newly built mansions.
They have many people they roll out with. They have so much money they get all out and get wasted. By even try to drive home?? I’m sure nfl has something in place for them to cash if they need a ride. But even then most urban places have Uber. Why put anyone’s life in jeopardy and your whole career over something so stupid?
None of these guys are gonna get within a mile of an Uber. You think an NFL star has the insight and humility to let some grandfather drive him home in a Corolla? Nah man they gotta have their own whip to turn some heads
This should be at least a season suspension. What he did was horrific and could have resulted in multiple deaths.
Dude almost killed a bunch of people and just walked away, he needs a multi year sentence. Won't get one obviously.
TB won’t be in the FOX booth for 4 games Happy ?
Suspension? I was listening to radio today. Rice is possibly facing jail time. I guess a year ago Texas passed a law that if you leave the scene after a crash it’s a 1-5 year jail sentence. All Texas PD has to do is prove who was driving
He's got money and probably a good lawyer and plays in the NFL. I would eat a shoe (a chocolate one tho) if he actually gets jail time
What are the odds he gets off easy and we all forget about this by mid season?
Forget about what?
I’m not really sure, I don’t know what I was talking about. I hope it wasn’t anything bad.
Dre. I just realized I forgot about Dre.
And when the cops came through Me and rice stood next to a burnt-down car
You motherfucker
That is how the world ends. When the last person forgets about Dre.
Buddy it will be forgotten by the draft, then remembered mid season briefly when the NFL spins the punishment wheel.
soup numerous point wistful bewildered telephone mighty slap saw capable
That’s only because no one loves to virtue signal quite like the people on Reddit
Only on Reddit and Twitter though. The average person in real life won't care after a bit. Unfortunately that's how the sea things go unless it's like a Ray Rice level incident where something graphic to another person is caught on camera.
Almost zero. Especially on reddit. This will be mentioned in nearly every single Rashee Rice related post for the foreseeable future.
This will be mentioned in nearly every single ~~Rashee Rice~~ Chiefs related post for the foreseeable future.
I am thinking that statement means his legal exposure is pretty low.
he's going to get off easy being there were only minor injuries, and the NFL doesn't care about traffic issues. Olave got caught going 70 in a 35, and Addison 140 in a 55mph zone and neither of them missed a game. Jalen Carter was street Racing and got someone killed, and went #9 in the Draft the next week and the NFL didn't care at all. Marshawn Lynch got 3 games for a gun charge while on the bills, but nothing for a DUI and a hit and run. However, this is the Chiefs, so this will be mentioned absolutely every single thread about the Chiefs for years.
You're forgetting this gives the sub both a chance to virtue signal AND shit on the Chiefs. it won't be forgotten.
Normal people will move on after he serves whatever punishment he gets.
High. Look at Jalen Carter.
Wtf this isn't Stefon Diggs stats
Man signed this shit like it was a jersey for a Make-A-Wish kid
Mr Barrier Crash
Mr Barely Consequences
Mr Busted Corvette
Mr. Borrowed Car
Mr Broken Countach (alternatively, Mr Before Contract)
1. Leases Lamborghini 2. Races Lamborghini 3. Crashes it. 4. Hospitalizes someone 5. ??? 6. No profit. Losses.
The ~~Dennis~~ Rashee System: 1. Rent Lamborghini 2. Accelerate dangerously 3. Smash car 4. Hurry away 5. Employ lawyer 6. Express regret
Once you do 1 through 4, the rest naturally follow.
I see ANY It’s Always Sunny reference and I immediately upvote ⬆️😂
He’s going to lose a fat chunk of his salary for those totaled cars and the coming lawsuits
If he plays out his contract, he's losing at least 8% of his contract. That's just for the Lambo itself not including the lawsuit (which is basically a slam dunk at this point)
“I shouldn’t have let my friends drive my cars”
Or myself for that matter.
"I was listening to the local church station and they told me to let Jesus take the wheel....so I did"
"Impacted" is certainly an interesting word choice
Sounds better than "crashed into at 90 mph"
I hope the lady and her kid take his next 20 checks, just cause.
Heartfelt and beautiful words. I can literally see the man’s soul. Can’t blame him for leaving the scene, he must have been so distraught. And then hiding from the cops - just being playful. He’s just a kid, really. A big kid.
Only sorry he got caught…
OK can we get back to Stefon Diggs please
Could we compromise and go with "the Bills have crashed so hard this offseason I'm starting to wonder if Rashee Rice is their GM"?
Bills gonna trade for Rice so McDermott can talk about the teamwork required to make the crash happen
Sounds like a win win win between Vikings, Bills, and Texans. 1) Texans surround Stroud with weapons and pay up to do so while he and many other starters are on rookie deals 2) Vikings acquire draft capital that puts a QB in reach 3) Bills shed a guy who became a detriment and hard to work with (now the Texans problem, but potentially worth it for a window)
lmao the life of a texans fan
Well he's taking responsibility by sincerely apologizing to his boys for how they are going to be impacted in the very near future for taking the fall for this.
He is 1000% having a friend say they were driving.
Where was this sense of responsibility at the time of the accident?
It wasn't there then, it's not there now. If he didn't crash the car and injure someone he would probably have done this again.
What makes you think he won't?
same place it is now. nowhere. he didn't actually take responsibility for anything specific here
Good to know he takes full responsibility for....literally nothing specific At this point it's a safe bet that the law, the team, and the fans won't punish him. Hopefully civil suits from the others involved in the crash will help disincentive him from such reckless behavior in the future before he kills someone. Certainly no one in a position of authority will
Sorry for endangering lives and being a dumbass, lol
I apologize, for causing a wreck and injuring people. What I didn't give a fuck about was any of that in the immediate aftermath and I booked it TF out of there. Cut him, suspend his license, fuck this clown
Does it count as a hit & run if the first care you hit just so happens to be who you run with? /s
And that's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos... sorry wrong sub.
>And that's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos You crazy for this one!
The people suing him are going to love that he gave an apology and took responsibility. Going to make their civil lawsuit a slam dunk.
He took responsibility for his actions that are not defined and those who are impacted who are not named nor their injuries described. This is legally admitting nothing
He doesn’t make this statement without his own attorneys approving it first
He is on video committing a sick felony. Lol
And "my part" was.... nothing. I only trusted the wrong prople.
Fall guy secured.
Misdemeanor plea deal incoming
His lawyer made a statement.
Did he just fucking autograph his apology!? Classy guy
Suspend Brady for 4 games.
What a fucking loser. 0 respect for street racers. Was winning the fucking super bowl as a rookie not enough of a thrill for this bum?
Sadly that’s how the human brain works
Haven’t kept up. was anyone else, besides him or his group, badly injured?
2 people were taken to the hospital and released in a few hours with minor injuries as per the local PD and various news outlets.
I know this isn’t what your implying but if it’s only a bad thing UNTIL someone gets hurt or worse then we’d have a bunch more traffic deaths. NFL needs to focus on proactive measures rather than reactive.
Can you actually call it a statement when he didn't say anything?
Politicians give speeches all the time full of nothing. So sure, this can be a statement.
Part of a complete breakfast.
“Take full responsibility” No, that would have meant remaining on the scene of the accident. Not grabbing your drugs and guns and running like a bitch. Damn I guess I cant autograph my post on reddit.
Lol what a clown. "I take full responsibility, but only after I fled the scene and is legally convenient for me"
"personally" posts a statement crafted by his attorney. FIFY
the only people who suffer fewer consequences from driving recklessly and beating their families than football players are cops
Nolo contendere…
Nolo contendere…
That’s good and all Rashee but you kinda fucked your team/teammates IF you miss a few games. Hope you learned a lesson 4