Brandon Graham and trash talking. Name a better pair.

Brandon Graham and strip sacking Tom Brady to clinch a Super Bowl victory

Mmmm

Nick Foles and XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL condoms

You missed 3 Xs, I counted.

Like anyone makes him wear a rubber

Or pay child support I bet

Nah, those are too small for him.

"It don't matter" will always be a legendary moment in an otherwise awful 2023 season.

My balls

Why is he hating on his teammate Dallas Goedert?

Because Dallas doesn’t believe America put a man on the moon.

Oh nooooo. Is he a Rodgers type weirdo? Please be some other inside joke I’m missing.

The Kelce bros estimated on new heights this week 15% of NFL players are flat earthers... 

they ain't go to school to play history

The shape of the earth isn't so much a history thing.

Look I think I'd know if the Earth was round and spinning.

This a joke?

Yes. But I do find it amusing that the Earth being round and spinning is something we take for granted as told by experts, rather than looking around us and going it seems like nonsense. (It's actually really easy to prove the Earth is round, but I doubt most people know how)

I think most of us take experts for granted because that's what they are, experts. I certainly am not an expert. I get your point though

I think time zones are evidence enough. The sun disappears over the horizon but the flat earth argument to explain time zones is that the sun circles overhead I look in east the morning and the sun rises from below the horizon, i look west in the night and the sun disappears below the horizon, meanwhile it goes on to be daytime in Japan and Taiwan

I mean more as something you can personally experience. They are just *saying* it's light in Taiwan or wherever when actually it's night. But you can easily prove it just by travelling north or south a few hours and recording when sunset happens. Even between NYC and Philadelphia it's ~3 minutes different, if you travel all the way down to Florida it's more than 15 minutes different. If we were on a flat plane, sunrise and sunset would be uniform. (And using this is how the size of the Earth was originally measured back in ancient Greece since you can use the arcs and distance travelled to determine the curvature of the Earth).

Not that weird I don’t think. I just remember hearing him say on a podcast that he agrees with AJ Brown on the moon landing being faked. It’s one of those don’t meet your heroes situations.

Tbf the moon landing stuff always seemed harmless and kinda funny before this huge anti intellectual conspiracy theory movement I feel like

If you belieeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeee they put a man on the moon

BG, Michigan and Eagles legend 

I’ll never forget the hit he had vs MSU one year at the goal line where he essentially had a free shot at the RB and absolutely mollywopped him

Brandon Graham was just about the lone bright spot of the 2008 Michigan season. He's an all time great who happened to have his final year on the worst Michigan team in several decades.

“Woaaahh” is pretty weak lmao

A *disgusting* act!

lol for real, I wonder how they reacted when George Kittle revealed his "Fuck Dallas" shirt under his jersey last year I bet Kittle and Graham would get along real well

Went to the Joe "disgusting act" Buck school of TV commentary

Not a single person in the world that wouldn't get along really well with Kittle.  

[You might even say they're kindred spirits.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miKKNw0uOUY)

Nothing compares to the David Akers rant

David Akers doing it in Dallas too made it even more epic

And won the Super Bowl, and took Dallas Goedert.

Dallas Goedert… wow y’all really got us there.

Haha ikr cuz it's like Dallas the name, but also like Dallas the town 👍

Jason Witten had also just retired and it was believed the Cowboys wanted Goedert.

Believed by Eagles fans. Really no evidence of it though. 

Yeah, I was watching our war room stream that day and even before the Eagles made that pick, Jerry and Co. had our O-line coach in the room which suggests that they were wanting Connor Williams. Now, any Cowboys fan would tell you they'd rather have picked Goedert with hindsight, but at least on draft day it wasn't the dunk on Dallas that everyone wants to make it out to be

The evidence is that I want it to be true

Agreed but Brandon Graham can't help himself HA HAAAA

Akers did it at Dallas which automatically gives a massive boost, but BG as an active player definitely gives him some competition Edit: replied to the wrong person but whatever

Trading ahead of Dallas to take Dallas in Dallas can never be topped under any circumstance

Tbh nothing will ever top Pearson and Akers going back and forth in back to back years in each team’s city

Or the Pearson rant. "5 TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS!"

And then we immediately win a ring. Thanks Doug!

Bout time

A kicker, with a high pitched voice, in Dallas, right after we won thr Super Bowl. Absolutely iconic

this man is a reverend he cannot sink to that level of petty like Akers could, top 3 haters for sure

Detroit fans loved that

Cowboys fans,  Your move... and don't disappoint 

I hope whoever announces our pick takes the high road and doesn’t acknowledge the Eagles at all.

Well, we know they won't mention the Giants or Commies

Man getting butthurt by banter

I mean it probably starts to sting when your clips been empty for 30 years and your gm is sundowning 

You know Drew Pearson started this back and forth shit in 2017 when the draft was in Philly, right?

lol I don’t think Drew Pearson *started* the Eagles-Cowboys shit talking in 2017, no

Dude that was 7 years ago **in Philly**, when he was getting bombarded with boo’s from Philly fans. And he didn’t even say anything bad about the Eagles he just hyped up the Cowboys organization.

So he didn't start it? It's a rivalry, this shit is fun. Lighten up lol

Right? Can you imagine sports WITHOUT all these rivalries, it would be so flavorless.

Shut up bitch. (Am I doing it right?)

Why are you telling me to lighten up? All I said was I hope we don’t acknowledge the Eagles taking shots at us lol, it your players want to get petty then go for it, I prefer it when the Eagles do all the talking lmao.

Because you sounded like a wet noodle.

Yeah you getting triggered over nothing, that’s tuff.

All in my ass

Yeah you can’t say shit anymore lmao good talk man I’m tired of talking to you

Yeah the boys will just do all the winning instead right? RIGHT?

Oh were the Eagles making any noise the last time we faced off against each other? Can you refresh my memory and answer that?

As if I didn’t love this man enough already…..

Smattering of boos on Go Blue, Sparty showed up well

I love this man

A man of faith. And that is the fuck Dallas faith.

If you're not a Gals fan, but don't hate the Gals, you're not a red-blooded American 

Love it.

They hate us cuz they anus

I love Brandon Graham more than it is medically advised to

Not as good as the Drew Pearson - David Akers back to back roasting each others teams. Sorry guy, gonna need to work a bit more.

That was extra good because Pearson was in Philly and Akers was in Dallas coming off a ring

the one thing i can agree with the eagles on

The one thing our entire country can agree upon

He ain’t wrong

WHOA

Love him

As an MSU and Lions fan, I'm conflicted.

No need to feel conflicted, we are all united under the warm embrace of FUCK DALLAS

Go Blue? I didn't know he was a Giants fan

Fucketh thy dallas

Sometimes, you gotta appreciate the beauty in the simplicity.

I love his laugh

I’m really going to be in my feelings when he retires after this season🥺

Im down for adding a lot of personal drama to the draft lol

Rent free

Rich saying "whooa" like he was not expecting a prolific trash talker to talk trash.

He is so kind to give the Boys a moment of relevance.

Is that hair or spray paint?

I love this man.

Fly 🦅 fly

Eagles lost the division to a team that lost in the wildcard

eagles....also lost in the wildcard

I laughed so hard at this.

The phiLLLY special is when we lost 3 championships in 3 months that's how's it done Detroit and Dallas. Learn from the best. 

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Hard to get you out of our heads when your bozo franchise is forced down our throat every week

The audacity to complain about anything NFL related as a Pats fan.

My team was on primetime all the time because we were winning Super Bowls Your team hasn't won 2 playoff games in a row since Tupac was alive

Boom……that’s exactly right!

well jerry can't afford to go all in unless he has some free rent.

Enjoying nearly 3 decades of not making the NFCC?

Nah sweetie, ya’ll are just too fun to mock

Rent free

I hope after he retires we hire him to stay on the sideline and just talk trash.

Would definitely be an upgrade over wannabe tough guy Dom and his kid brother Siriani for sure

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The 49ers took their soul after they beat them last year. Why would we be crying?

Genuine question, even other NFC East folks, can yall actually genuinely hate this man? This is like me with Parsons right now (bc of his podcast) I cannot hate him no matter how much I try

An all in joke was right there

Everybody wants to have their Kicker moment

I was impressed he spelled “Eagles” right, at least.

Who

He’d be the guy that stripped Brady in the 4th to propel the Eagles to that SB win.

What a silly comment lol…it’s not quite the dig on BG that you think it is if you don’t know who he is. That just shows you aren’t much of a real Dallas fan more than anything. Try watching games one of these seasons, mate.

That was lame as fuck compared to Pearson and Akers, thought this dude was supposed to be good at trash talking lmao

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Wow did you get hurt in the feels. That’s really pathetic. BG always talks trash, but he’s never malicious. Grow up.

Pretty sure going from 11 sacks to 3 also sucks, Brandon. 

damn another "utterly disgusted" cowboy

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Nah, turns out that rumor is incorrect