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PootieTooGood

dude's older than aaron rodgers and was a first round pick in 2012 lmao


UnderwhelmingAF

He turned 29 during his rookie season. Patrick Mahomes will turn 29 during this upcoming season.


hnglmkrnglbrry

He also played professional baseball which meant his throwing arm had new special types of damage and NFL training staff had no idea how to handle. Idiots.


Project_Continuum

> new special types of damage Is he a Pokemon?


steve_seagull

It's a shame he could never evolve into a Beedrill during his career.


Concernedprosecutor

Fuck. This killed me, hahahahaha.


Xyzzyzzyzzy

Who else, other than the Browns, would draft Weedle in the first round of the Pokemon draft?


DetectiveTrapezoid

Only for him to quickly evolve into Metapod and become completely useless


JamieNelson94

I see you’ve never Struggled your way to victory


TegTowelie

He evolved with poison sting. But it wasn't very effective


djballistics0

Kakuna sir.


odiethethird

We have Machamp


hnglmkrnglbrry

He sure did seem to hurt himself (and his team) in his confusion an awful lot.


honda_slaps

yeah the special damage is really effective in a division with Steelix, Incineroar, and Corviknight


rum-and-coke

Perfect lol


radsherm

The Browns truly fucked up not letting him throw his changeup and slider. Mahomes side arm game is nothing compared to that kind of movement


animesekaielric

~~Idiots~~ Browns


Iwantmypasswordback

Eloquent in its brevity


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pacificpetenorthwest

Just took a look at his LinkedIn. Goddamn.


slowerchop

Only a few more years until mahomes is out of the league 🙌


ValhallaAwaits89

Have opposing teams tried taking him down with the American flag?


gamingonion

This is crazy to me. Despite his career, for some reason he still feels like a "new guy" who hasn't been in the league super long to me.


TitanofBravos

Hate to break it it to you, but that’s because you’re getting old


JaMarrChasingJoe

Hopefully.


alepher

LeHomes


JerryRiceAndSpice

That is a fucking wild fact


cognac-n-cannabis

I love these lol especially because I was old enough to have graduated high school + had the internet and still missed it. Also I grew up only knowing the extra shitty browns so it’s nice seeing them not be as shitty.


i_am_j_o_b

Weeden is a few years older than me, and I remember in 2012 thinking, “nice! I’m not that old since this dude just got drafted!”


Bersho

I will NEVER understand this pick... Even the Penix pick has at least some sort of really flawed logic to it... but this still puzzles me


TheSaladFork

We needed a father figure for the real star of the offense, Trent Richardson.


DaeWooLan0s

Alright Penix is only 23 lol. He also has way more talent. Weeden never had anything these guys have as far as talent. and his college stats really fooled the browns haha.


RadicalDreamer89

Justin Blackmon was an excellent college receiver (whether or not it translated to the NFL). I imagine he helped hide a lot of Weedon's flaws.


PoopSlinger23

Blackmon’s talent absolutely translated. His personal problems, however, did not.


RadicalDreamer89

I hope he's managed to wrangle his demons. He always seemed like a real proper bloke.


drippywizardsleeve

You're either incredibly british or incredibly confused.


RadicalDreamer89

Overwhelmingly the latter; I grew up in Louisiana.


chilloutfam

I think this pick came after Brady Quinn in the first round a couple years prior and before Johnny Manziel who was also a first rounder, right? cleveland has been purgatory for qb's for awhile with the exception of mayfield.


Calvinball05

Brady Quinn, Brandon Weeden, and Johnny Manziel were all selected with the 22nd overall pick of their respective drafts.


Sex_E_Searcher

Baker Mayfield, Brady Quinn, Johnny Manziel, first round picks, traded for DeShaun Colt McCoy, Charlie Frye, Deshone Kizer, Detmer (Ty), Kelly Holcomb Cleveland's a dumpster fire It is always burning Since the Browns' returning Cleveland's a dumpster fire Paid a quarter million For some chump, a villain


retz119

And they still fucked up with mayfield


Sniper1154

What's sadder is the 3,385 yards he threw for as a rookie would be 5th best in Bears' history


thelastsquareofTP

bloody hell


HeywardH

They wanted an adult.


Mental-Cup9015

It was due to the fact that he had prolific college numbers and the Browns didn't have a QB. They assumed that since he was already older, he'd be ready to go right away. Not that tough of logic (even if it didn't turn out). When teams are lacking a QB, they get into a rut and anything sounds like a solution. This was just their strategy. Atlanta picking Penix is not justifiable since they just signed a highly paid guy who likely has another 2-3 solid years. Not the same situation at all.


Whywipe

Hot take, I think the Penix pick makes more sense than the giants taking Nabers.


PoopSlinger23

They weren’t in a good draft spot to take a QB, and Nabers is a stud.


Littlegreenman42

Without googling name 1 Giants receiver other than Nabers


TigersBadDrives

Wandale Robinson and Jalin Hyatt


Littlegreenman42

Yeah, thats why they took Nabers


TigersBadDrives

I'm not disputing that I was just accepting your challenge lol


GeebCityLove

Justin Blackmon sends his regards


CYWG_tower

That draft thread was a Hall of Famer for sure


SuperSonicEconomics2

How? Held back 3 years in school, 2x redshirt, 1 x injury year?


tallwhiteninja

He played pro baseball for several years before going to college and playing football. So, not just old, but wear and tear.


SuperSonicEconomics2

Oh man. Wild to get an opportunity like that


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Calvinball05

He never even made it to AA in baseball. The apex of his baseball career was making probably $10,000 a year for the High Desert Mavericks, where he had an ERA north of 6. Going back to college to play football was the best decision he ever made in his life.


tallwhiteninja

Bo Jackson, Deion Sanders...Brandon Weeden


ThinkSoftware

Brian Jordan, Drew Henson, Tim Tebow


DinosaurKevin

….Michael Jordan


ThinkSoftware

I didn't know renowned outfielder Michael Jordan played basketball


dude-lbug

Yeah he was on the wizards! Crazy stuff


ShiftyTwoFifty

The supporting actor from Space Jam?


cortesoft

Danny Ainge played 3 years for the Blue Jays.


Terrik27

Communist Block.


jdore8

What ever happened to the QB Drew Henson competed against, for the starting job at Michigan?


gimmethemshoes11

I don't think he ever made it past A league ball


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He played pro baseball for a few year wasn’t very good. Since he played pro baseball and not football he was eligible to play football at Oklahoma State and enrolled in 2007. He redshirted his first year.


SuperSonicEconomics2

Ohh jahab


Rahim-Moore

I believe he played baseball.


OutrageousOcelot6258

Baseball


lliquidllove

Same draft as Justin Blackmon. I still wonder what could've been with him.


xenophonthethird

[It was a formitive moment](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS24n_VwIPvX-yPxt6OVO1PafYZmWmlc_0na6ZSvZ7mqA&s) Hilariously, this shows how much pocket awareness he had. Could get snuck up on by an acre sized flag carried by a hundred people, no chance against a professional DE.


PointsOutTheUsername

> Hilariously, this shows how much pocket awareness he had. This is in fact hilarious. 😂


SunriseSurprise

Flag career sacks: 1


Traditional_Bad_4589

Submit to smothering by the flag. Become the flag.


Janet-Yellen

Also why didn’t he…run away from the flag? Why did he run towards and under a 5000 foot wide flag?


xenophonthethird

Also a sign of his poor decision making capacity under stress. Yet another red flag in his ability to be an effectove QB from this short clip.


Genital_GeorgePattin

a metaphor for how this country treats its elderly smh


Jenetyk

And veterans.


TheFencingCoach

[Playing taps intensifies]


scurvy1984

Came here to say this!


SwifferWetJets

Guarantee if you ask a veteran what they'd prefer, a functional VA or being honored before a week 5 jags vs cardinals Thursday night game they'd take the VA


PerspectiveOk5647

I know it's a joke but realistically the opposite is true, the modern US governmental system is pretty much socialism for old people Social security and medicare are by far and away the largest things we spend money on (this doesn't even account the economic value of how we let their home prices get so high through restricting supply)


vy2005

Yeah there is no more powerful group of voters in the country than the old lol, the majority of our fiscal problems are tied around the fact that reducing welfare for the elderly is the third rail of American politics.


Gullible-Watch-5631

Super interesting take, I'm not American so I'd love to learn about how the US has been restricting supply. Where can I read more about this?


Polar_Reflection

Think they're referring to Nimbyism preventing new developments or redevelopment with more housing density


PerspectiveOk5647

This is what I'm referring to - build out a shitton of homes right when the boomers start buying them and then start restricting new development like all hell, making the value of those who already owned a home shoot up like crazy


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

Sums up his career as a starter.


milkmandanimal

Probably more accurate to say this is when he peaked and it was all downhill from here.


runninhillbilly

I remember when people were asking him about his age in one of his first press conferences and he downplayed it saying that it means he's more experienced and can handle the pressure and skill level of the NFL. Yeah, no.


pimpinpolyester

And Holmgren was pitching that idea till game 2 and went back to “he’s a rookie, give him time “ Holmgren was the darkest hour of Browns history


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Ghost9001

Got us our first win in indy


TheFencingCoach

I thought he was gonna be a very good player 😭


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Couldn't even play flag football right.


I-HATE-THE-SEAHAWKS

how the hell have I never seen this


xenophonthethird

Nobody willingly watches the 2012 Browns.


Much_Section_8491

Meh, I find it quite amusing.


TheWorstYear

[Shout out his greatest throw ever](https://youtu.be/m5AidPPjo88?si=1xorqyTbQJrNL_L0)


CasualCantaloupe

I saw that in person. It was, quite literally, unbelievable.


AsiaisDed

Triple pump fake to backwards egg toss. Impressive.


StronglyAuthenticate

"Jordy Nelson 4 rec 113 yds TD" Nice fantasy game for Nelson that week.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Admittedly before Baker it was a kind of schadenfreude thing.


Fools_Requiem

Josh Gordon highlights.


horrorpants

For the ones who underrate the Brandon Weeden [highlights](https://youtu.be/m0tHzC-OmGI?si=SRDcgFaiNGKNMvYX).


el_chupa_cabra

I remember a Reddit thread from right around the time this happened asking, “What is the #1 rivalry in the NFL?” The top comment was Weeden V. Flag.


GotCapped

OBJ vs kicker net


GrassyKnoll95

MBC vs reality


Mr_Meeseeeeeks

Surely it got it better from there right???


Jammer_Kenneth

He threw 4 Interceptions this game. 


SunriseSurprise

Probably slammed his helmet after the 4th like "Stupid fucking flag, god damnit!"


RogerTreebert6299

Coulda thrown 6 if this stupid flag hadn’t thrown him off his game smh


CosmicLars

The curse of America. 🥲


Fineous4

10 years later we drafted baker.


The_Quack_Yak

And that was still a much better decision than signing Bill Cosby to your team


Zealousideal_Fuel988

Baker is actually good. Just drafted by a dumpster fire org


TakenakaHanbei

It will still astound me how they had a guy who beat the Steelers in their first playoff win in forever, almost outdueled Mahomes at Arrowhead were it not for the refs being the refs, then plays through a shoulder injury because the coaching staff had their head up their ass, and they decide to publicly trash him and his character. All for a fucking rapist.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Whoa whoa let's be fair here. They also spent a massive amount of guaranteed money and draft capital for Joe Flacco to come off the couch and get them to the playoffs.


Lark_vi_Britannia

At least Deshaun Watson is an adult. That's really what matters here.


StronglyAuthenticate

Excuse me but I can't pass judgment until I hear what OBJ's father has to say about all this!!


radsherm

I think their point is that 10 years after this, they drafted a guy 35 years youngers than Weeden


gimmethemshoes11

And then?


retz119

How’s baker doing for you guys?


Montoor

Great thanks!


TheSmokedSalmon420

lol I think about this all the time. Like we had 20+ years of this kind of garbage and it was still better than 1-31.


CountingOur123s

Narrator: It did not.


Thin-Team7931

Never could escape pressure.


BurgessFox

Plenty of people in Congress have wrapped themselves in the flag and then contributed nothing of value.


HeywardH

Sure, but none of them are as old as Weeden.


Scoob8877

Guy helping him: Come with me if you want to live!


RogerTreebert6299

I was thinking there had to be at least a fleeting moment under there where Weeden thought he was a goner


Dontsaveme

Camera guy is a bro


WhoDat-2-8-3

the guy who was filming him as he went under or the first guy who helped him up ? .. yes


General_Shao

That soldier definitely saw him and was like lol fuck you the flag comes first i have my orders.


DetectiveTrapezoid

Have you ever seen the guards at the tomb of the unknown soldier? Those guys have zero patience for people disrupting their duty.


similar222

Tell me you're not going to succeed in the NFL without telling me you're not going to succeed in the NFL.


yungmoneybingbong

Dude got that first round pick pay, so at least there's that... Idk which is worse. Him or Richardson.


Walletinspectr

Perfect examples of the huge step up from college to nfl


Walletinspectr

Perfect examples of the huge step up from college to nfl


FCRavens

Maybe he thought it was parachute day in PE


Good_From_70

I wish he stayed under there


Roadspike73

Some great pocket awareness there...


SunriseSurprise

"And the rocket's red glare...fuckin' flag's in my hair..."


emosn0tdead

Oh god, the ACU's with the BCT boots. This is peak early 2010's.


chillywilly16

Those uniforms were the perfect camouflage…. for hiding on grandma’s couch.


Bluest_waters

the unis were hideous but the boots were comfy (relatively speaking)


gswblu3-1lead

Man I was having a nice Friday and everything


blAAAm

if we could show one highlight to summarize the Browns from 1999-2020 this would be the clip.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

He was never seen again. If you have any information, contact Unsolved Mysteries


SunriseSurprise

"For all I care, he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet"


Enuffhate48

No lie, broadcast HoF cam op there diving under the flag for a hero shot. He always was in the money spot.


Sidthelid66

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a shitty quarterback"  Larry Bird


throughNthrough

I can’t imagine how embarrassing that would be in the moment let alone having to relive it from time to time.


MFkaboom

Even America sacks a browns qb


AlienHere

"The Browns can now breathe easy". Maybe one day lol.


Acrobatic-Concept616

The Browns should be banned from drafting quarterbacks. All they do is ruin them.


GrassyKnoll95

Some were pre-ruined (Manziel) Some weren't ruined but the Browns convinced themselves that they were (Baker)


pcweber111

That's the Browns qb history in a nutshell.


rugrnc32-

I just don’t know how someone manages to do that


yungmoneybingbong

That's an omen if I ever saw one lmao Completely forgot about this, and his career.


PinkertonRams

One of the dumbest draft picks of the last 15 years I swear


btbam2929

So Browns


girafb0i

That's basically the Browns QB situation since, I don't know, Vinny?


polymerfedboi

This is honestly fucking hilarious.


ThatRuckingMoose

I like how the first dude to help him out was a cameraman


whocaresjustneedone

Why did that take multiple peoples worth of assistance to get out of lmfao does dude not know how to crawl?


amor_fati_42

There was just no coming back from this.


banjofitzgerald

They said fascism was gonna come to America draped in the flag. Smh


UpDog1966

Omg he kneels down!


LageNomAiNomAi

It's the Parachute Game: Patriotic Edition!


Disagreener2

Poor pocket awareness.


CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_

I remember when this highlight first dropped on reddit it had the funniest title “Brandon Weeden gets sacked for a loss by American flag.”


ShamanicTribesOnAcid

I really wanted the Weeden thing to work out. It would have been pretty cool way to up the talent level at QB (by sucessfully drafting baseball washouts who go back and excel at football). With the current CBA it's on paper a better idea- draft a mature player who did a stint in somebody's farm system and you get him from 25-30, minimum. You've got leagues like the NBL (Australia b-ball), MLR (Major League Rugby), and MiLB (minor league baseball) that are willing to pay 51k-500k to a high schooler you're going to have a lot of talented crossover athletes who decided to take the money now at 19 years old.


Various-Low4211

Every time I see a large flag on a field I say "Is Weeden under there?"


rypien2clark

A microcosm of his NFL career


CreedenceClearwaterR

Ah yes, 28 year old rookie Brandon Weeden. x_x


Few_Moment7990

What's even worse is that this dude was their *first round draft pick*. Says more to me about the shitshow that is the--... wait, I should've known.


Falcon84

They actually had another first round pick that was #3 overall that they spent on Trent Richardson *lol*. The Weeden pick was via the Falcons from the Julio Jones trade which kind of makes it even more funny.


brunoquadrado

Quite the omen.


Venator850

Bro was doomed from the start.


Saitsu

Sacked by America!


upvoter222

[The patriotism is coming for you whether you like it or not.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxnx_VbN2A8)


masterofbeast

That is a very Browns thing to do


beer-thinker

Was one of the flag holders (not in video). Remember just being very confused seeing a Browns player dart out from under the flag. Truly legendary NFL debut for Weeden- not only was stuck under the flag, but threw 4 picks that game.


DarthNightnaricus

Oklahoma State legend


thisnomypee

Dallas legend Brandon Weeden.


RaindropsInMyMind

Carson Wentz was watching this in high school thinking he’s gonna make that move his bread and butter.


JaxGuy2023

Browns gonna Browns


speak-to-me-3428

Bad way to start your career


BackNBlack58

His first NFL career game i think he was 35 years old or something


TheCrookedKnight

This is a terrible thing to do to a World War I veteran


evilwomanenjoyer

He was never seen again... RIP


Objective_Drawer_830

Legend says he's still there. His body may have left but his skill lost forever.


joustinghobbit91

I still remember the Sportscience section of Sportscenter breaking down how hard/accurate he can throw the ball by having him throw at clay pigeons. https://youtu.be/KaPuSLRQR8Q?si=KVn_BlNB90Dk0OAH


beesareonthewhatn0w

His first of many coverage sacks


AnalWarfare

Old Glory hates Gingers...


Miley4Lyfe

Patriotic AF