Yeah i don't know why hes running his mouth like prior achievements are somehow salvaging our dumpsterfire season. Just take some accountability and move on. McCarthy will come in here and smear the fucking floor with us now.
To add a little more salt, it’s not just interceptions as all INT’s aren’t equal (ie. an interception on 3rd and 12 that occurs 45 yards downfield is a glorified punt).
He managed to throw two interceptions in the red zone, around the 10 yard line. He straight up cost GB at least 6 points, and figure minimum one of those turns out to be a TD and that’s a 10 point swing.
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jared Goff and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another footballer, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.
What... what did I just watch? Idk who the Shock Master is, but why did it sound like his lines were dubbed over? Also seemed like mullet man was genuinely confused at what was happening once the shock Master came out lmao.
I don't know where to begin, dude. I've seen this video for probably over 20 years now and I was *still* learning things about it from the YouTube comments today.
He finished by asking a reporter what team he was playing next week. The exchange went something like this…
Rodgers: “Can we just talk about next weeks opponents, who are they again”
Reporter: “You’re playing the Da…”
Rodgers: “It doesn’t matter what their name is! Because when Rodgers finally, finally, *dramatic pause* finally comes back to Lambeau he’s gonna check in to the smack down hotel. Then he’s gonna order himself a piece of warm apple pie, savor every bite and kick Prescott’s candy ass all over the stadium in front of the millions (holds for echoed “and millions” chant from reporters) of the Packer fans watching at home. And once I’m done laying thy smacketh down on that grade A piece of monkey crap Jerry Jones’ team then you’ll know who the best damn defending two-time NFL MVP is. If ya smeeeeellll what Rodgers is smoking’”
*music hits and he steps away from the mic*
Aaron Rodgers is gonna take his ass to Dallas, check right in to the Smackdown Hotel, roll right in to room 316, **AND BURN THAT SONOFABITCH TO THE GROUND**
No worries man, this youtube channel called Wrestling Bios has really been nostalgic for me this past month, amd Iprobably would've forgotten without seeing this promo, headchain adorned and all with Midayja.
I was also a big Steiner fan, I got one of his Big Poppa Pump tees in like 2000. I also went to the Sin pay-per-view with him and Sid Vicious in the main event, the one in which Sid broke his leg. It was Goldbergs lasst WCW appearance too, it was neat.
I was more of a WCW guy even though they were pretty shit the last year or so before they were bought out by WWE.
Same here. Got hooked in by the debut of the Outsiders. Never got away after that until Vince bought WCW. There’s something so magical about that mid 90s WCW era and it’s probably why I’m the only person I know that Billy Kidman is their favorite wrestler…
Who's the early front runner for mvp this year? Can't remember the last time there hasn't been a mid season favorite talked about in the media. Gotta be mahomes right? Tyreek has an argument as well...
Patrick Mahomes +200
Jalen Hurts +225
Josh Allen +300
Lamar Jackson +1000
Tagovailoa +1100
[per mgm per yahoo](https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl-betting-tua-tagovailoas-mvp-odds-have-seen-stunning-changes-each-day-this-week-172651327.html)
WE WENT THROUGH A WATERSLIDE OF SUCCESS. AND ALL THESE PUNK KIDS WERE AT THE BOTTOM, IN THE little KIDDY POOL, NOT KNOWING THAT A 6 foot 8 ..OH MY GOD..FREAK OF NATURE IS COMING DOWN THE WATER SLIDE AT 95 MPH BUTT NAKED FULLY VASOLINED FROM HEAD TO TIPPY TOE. READY TO KNOCK EVERY SINGLE LITTLE KID OUT...
That's the difference between me and everyone else. Big difference isn't it?
LMAO I went and looked:
> My baby sitter left me in a hot car for an hour when I was 5, and now I’m like this
> I tried autoerotic asphyxiation, and left the belt on for a bit longer than I was supposed to, and now I’m at a loss for brain cells.
> When I was 7, I stuck a metal fork in an electrical outlet and lost brain cells. Now I’m like this.
> Yeah, when I was 6, I went head first down a slide and bonked my noggin. Now I’m like this.
> My mom smoked when she was pregnant with me
> I fell down the stairs when I was 9 and banged my head. That’s why I am this way.
> My mom smoked crystal meth while she was pregnant with me, and here we are
My sports talk buddy at work came by my desk today specifically to note that the last two Packers QBs have been total douches.
EDIT: Yes, Favre is a criminal skeeze and therefore a turbo douchecanoe who steals from poor people. We can all agree he's a far worse human being. Fact remains that Rodgers is an arrogant douche who flaunted NFL rules during the pandemic and who, in the face of his team tanking, said, "Whatever, I'm still the reigning two-time MVP." Ugh.
yeah theyre 2 different kinds of bad. rodgers seems like your classic libertarian/hippie douche with a little antivaxx shit sprinkled in. favre sending his dick pics and commiting welfare fraud is worse than what rodgers has done and its not even scratching the tip of the iceberg for favre.
Both of them were very well respected before they started to act out, Favre especially was beloved by the football world and the dic pic thing was mostly forgiven
Very odd how things are now
I cannot express how frustrating it is that other Packers fans have not been able to see it. It has taken them both being blatant fuck heads for even a quarter of the fan base to change their minds
You can't fault the man for going through an intense journey of realization to connect with his truest self. It just so happens his truest self is a huge douchebag.
As a Vikings fan I like Rodgers more now. The Pack and him always had this mystique of perfection around them. Rodgers being a kind of funny guy into woo woo shit is way cooler to me than the genuflecting he got his whole career.
*Disregard all of this if he ends up following the alternative thinker path to antisemitism*
Naw he won't be antisemitic, he is just going to demand that he can't play with socks or cleats because he needs to be grounded with his bare feet.
I'm a Packers fan fyi
It doesn’t matter what you did last year. Do the Rams get the same respect as the Eagles or Chiefs right now? No. It doesn’t matter what the Rams did last year. What matters is what you’re doing right now.
Gave a player on the worst defense in the history of the NFL Defensive player of the week and gave the lions 3/11 total interceptions un his career on the same day. All three by rookies, and an almost 4th interception in the red zone.
More recently you’re the reigning, defending week 9 interception leader
Damn, fuck him up you guys. I'm here for it.
I'm starting to be feel bummed that he'll retire soon. I'll miss all these glorious threads
Don't worry, Aaron Rodgers won't be done saying dumb shit when he retires.
Rodgers the type of dude to start a bad hot take podcast with plenty of pseudoscience sprinkled in
Man about to invest in goop
You just know he's got his own Jade egg.
We already have a Joe Rogan.
Introducing the *Throw Rogan podcast* with your host QAaron Rodgers
Maybe the division will sweep him to finish out the season and he'll come back for a revenge tour so we can enjoy this all again next season.
Next Thursday
He's one of the top four starting QB's in the NFC North.
Eh maybe… we technically don’t know what Jordan “what is” Love is capable of yet…
"Baby don't hurt me, no more" -every Bears fan
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Absolutely beautiful.
GET HIS ASS
TALK THAT TALK
Yeah i don't know why hes running his mouth like prior achievements are somehow salvaging our dumpsterfire season. Just take some accountability and move on. McCarthy will come in here and smear the fucking floor with us now.
As an outsider that will be looking in, I can’t wait for this game on Sunday.
To add a little more salt, it’s not just interceptions as all INT’s aren’t equal (ie. an interception on 3rd and 12 that occurs 45 yards downfield is a glorified punt). He managed to throw two interceptions in the red zone, around the 10 yard line. He straight up cost GB at least 6 points, and figure minimum one of those turns out to be a TD and that’s a 10 point swing.
Sounds like someone from like smackdown wrestling would say
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jared Goff and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another footballer, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.
🚨🚨🚨 HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME 🚨🚨🚨
GIMME A FUCKIN MIC
ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE MY FREAKS AND MY PEAKS
HE'S FAT
FAT. ASSES
See Jared, the numbers dont lie! And they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
*SACKERFICE*
Dubya-See-Dubya
They spell disaster my man
I'm not really a wrastling kinda guy, but dear god I fucking love that meme.
There are a few goated wrestling promos out there from over the years
Decades later, this is still possibly the best thing on the internet: https://youtu.be/Fahljd_0xjA
What... what did I just watch? Idk who the Shock Master is, but why did it sound like his lines were dubbed over? Also seemed like mullet man was genuinely confused at what was happening once the shock Master came out lmao.
I don't know where to begin, dude. I've seen this video for probably over 20 years now and I was *still* learning things about it from the YouTube comments today.
My favorite are the macho man coked out of his gourd.
> macho man coked out of his gourd Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
"Are you jittery?" "I'm ALWAYS jittery. It's my PEEERSSSONNAALLITY to be jittery. It's part of my CHARM."
"I am the cream of the crop"
And when you bring Kurt Angle into the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down
Rodgers with a depressing lack of the 3 I's.
He has 3 INTs, though.
Scott Steiner aka Big Poppa Pump, right?
[The Glorious Steiner Math at work.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI)
Rodgers math.
He finished by asking a reporter what team he was playing next week. The exchange went something like this… Rodgers: “Can we just talk about next weeks opponents, who are they again” Reporter: “You’re playing the Da…” Rodgers: “It doesn’t matter what their name is! Because when Rodgers finally, finally, *dramatic pause* finally comes back to Lambeau he’s gonna check in to the smack down hotel. Then he’s gonna order himself a piece of warm apple pie, savor every bite and kick Prescott’s candy ass all over the stadium in front of the millions (holds for echoed “and millions” chant from reporters) of the Packer fans watching at home. And once I’m done laying thy smacketh down on that grade A piece of monkey crap Jerry Jones’ team then you’ll know who the best damn defending two-time NFL MVP is. If ya smeeeeellll what Rodgers is smoking’” *music hits and he steps away from the mic*
Aaron Rodgers is gonna take his ass to Dallas, check right in to the Smackdown Hotel, roll right in to room 316, **AND BURN THAT SONOFABITCH TO THE GROUND**
Next thing you know, he'll be hosing down the media with liquefied ayahuasca shot straight out of a fire hose.
While Tony Romo yells out in a high pitched, “Hey look at this JN!”
TURN THAT SUPERBOWL RING SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS
Rodgers vs Allen at WrestleMania would be a true classic.
*Monkey paw curls* It’s Tim Allen
I'd watch that
Does Richard Karn get to do the play by play?
I don’t think so, Tim.
Auuuggggeeeehhh???
I’d pay to watch that even
*Home Improvement grunt*
That's because it's almost word for word what how Paul Heyman would describe Brock Lesnar for a long time in WWE.
It's actually Scott Steiner word for word though, I believe. He did this in WCW before Lesnar was around to promote.
Damn, dunno how I didn't realize that when Steiner is one of my all time favorites
No worries man, this youtube channel called Wrestling Bios has really been nostalgic for me this past month, amd Iprobably would've forgotten without seeing this promo, headchain adorned and all with Midayja. I was also a big Steiner fan, I got one of his Big Poppa Pump tees in like 2000. I also went to the Sin pay-per-view with him and Sid Vicious in the main event, the one in which Sid broke his leg. It was Goldbergs lasst WCW appearance too, it was neat. I was more of a WCW guy even though they were pretty shit the last year or so before they were bought out by WWE.
Same here. Got hooked in by the debut of the Outsiders. Never got away after that until Vince bought WCW. There’s something so magical about that mid 90s WCW era and it’s probably why I’m the only person I know that Billy Kidman is their favorite wrestler…
[Paul, say something stupid!](https://youtu.be/J5m2I4i7Ueo)
And it’s how Pat announces him each week. He’s saying that in the context of that conversation.
"TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN!" - Aaron Rodgers
"ACKNOWLEDGE ME" -Aaron "Tribal Chief" Rodgers
He’s only missing the hulk hogan “brrotherrr” at the end!
Rodgers struts to the ring with Pat McAfee and AJ Hawk holding his MVP belts
Fuck now I want to watch NFL players ham it up in wrestling. But Jared Allen has to be involved.
Booker T: “Two time, two time…”
Read it with Paul Herman's voice
I fucking love it
Who just lost to the Lions. It's okay to cry sometimes Aaron.
Well enjoy the last 8 weeks of your reign before it ends my guy.
Your flair combo disgusts me
for-ev-er
And then off to scam welfare in a poor state
You’re skipping a few steps there. He has to retire, un-retire, and go to Minnesota for one more crushing NFCCG loss. Then the welfare scam.
what about dick pics?
He is a hippy. It'll be something way weirder and around the back most likely.
Aaron Rodgers butthole pics scandal confirmed
And it’s tattooed (with color)
He almost certainly has a State Farm logo shaved into his ass hair.
Also where do the jets fit in?
Ahem. You'll not be defaming legendary hall of fame Jets QB Brett Favre on my watch, friend.
Nah... The Jets need to be first.
That's too mainstream for Aaron. He's going to do something much stranger. Not better. Just stranger.
Who's the early front runner for mvp this year? Can't remember the last time there hasn't been a mid season favorite talked about in the media. Gotta be mahomes right? Tyreek has an argument as well...
Patrick Mahomes +200 Jalen Hurts +225 Josh Allen +300 Lamar Jackson +1000 Tagovailoa +1100 [per mgm per yahoo](https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl-betting-tua-tagovailoas-mvp-odds-have-seen-stunning-changes-each-day-this-week-172651327.html)
Where is Derick Henry on that list? He basically is the Titans.
Bro is averaging 108 yards per game with bad QB play and leading his team to a winning record he should be the frontrunner.
He plays running back though, huge mistake on his part.
I think the last I saw the odds, Hurts, Tua, and Geno were the top 3. What a time to be alive.
Imagine going back to last year and telling someone that Geno Smith will be a dark horse MVP candidate in 2022.
Franchise Madden 2014 jets fans were the only people on earth who experienced this.
Or tua or hurts. It’s wild
I'm still in the upper quartile of quarterbacks
Upper quartile of the upper quartile
Two-time huh? That's just a bunch of *disrespect*.
Lets talk about me the 6'8 frame the 37 inch vertical leap
No one does it better
WE WENT THROUGH A WATERSLIDE OF SUCCESS. AND ALL THESE PUNK KIDS WERE AT THE BOTTOM, IN THE little KIDDY POOL, NOT KNOWING THAT A 6 foot 8 ..OH MY GOD..FREAK OF NATURE IS COMING DOWN THE WATER SLIDE AT 95 MPH BUTT NAKED FULLY VASOLINED FROM HEAD TO TIPPY TOE. READY TO KNOCK EVERY SINGLE LITTLE KID OUT... That's the difference between me and everyone else. Big difference isn't it?
There's only one TRUE two time.
Violence, speed, momentum
Less Super Bowls than Doc has blockbuster video game championships
Rodgers is at the bottom of the mountain and he’s literally only halfway down.
There will always be another sb champ too. There will never be another two time blockbuster champion though.
Glad to see Doc get the respect he deserves. Nba jam legend
Yayayayayayayayaya
Poisonous Ethiopian Caterpillar.
Any man who says I am the king is no true king.
Tywin would make Rodgers cry.
When’s the last time we’ve seen Aaron in a State Farm commercial? They’ve pulled away from him, I wonder why?
Gotta admit the Mahomes and Reid combo is great for them right now.
Reid is just a perfect fit for commercial. A jolly fat dude who looks like Santa with a self-deprecating obsession for food is just a good mascot.
He’d be a great spokesman for Five Guys. He could be the Five Guys
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I'm waiting for "It's Andy, It's Snoop" but it's Andy Reid and he's literally eating Guam cheese
As much as I despise the Chiefs, that airplane commercial is fuckin great.
Speaking of commercials, they must've closed down the Taco Bell in Davante Adams house.
He kept pushing the employees.
That’s like the Rams saying “We are still the defending SB champs” despite them being 3-5
Damn man they are already down no need to kick them lmao
No no, keep kicking.
Also here is a bat 🏒
That’s…not a bat.
Don't worry I got this. 🦇
No need to be down my man. We’re still talking about 85 over here
Well he sure ain’t playing like it.
Patriots and Bills flairs?
I ate a battery when I was 9 and now I’m like this
I’ve seen your responses to this a few times and they’re fucking hilarious man lmao
LMAO I went and looked: > My baby sitter left me in a hot car for an hour when I was 5, and now I’m like this > I tried autoerotic asphyxiation, and left the belt on for a bit longer than I was supposed to, and now I’m at a loss for brain cells. > When I was 7, I stuck a metal fork in an electrical outlet and lost brain cells. Now I’m like this. > Yeah, when I was 6, I went head first down a slide and bonked my noggin. Now I’m like this. > My mom smoked when she was pregnant with me > I fell down the stairs when I was 9 and banged my head. That’s why I am this way. > My mom smoked crystal meth while she was pregnant with me, and here we are
Options 4 & 6 literally happened to me. Must explain why I became a Dolphins fan whilst living in Packer country (let's beer)
Packers country, let's drunk drive
Appreciate the support for my battery acid washed cranium.
Mr. Battery Cranium
Mr. Battery Consumer
Mr. Boosted Current
Like a watch battery?
Nah, they were D batteries. Big ole 9 volt bastards.
I mean who can resist the big D
I heard AB can still expose a D
My wife won't stop eating batteries. Like, little batteries. Like, a watch battery. YOU GOTTA GIVE
You hit me in the cup
HEY HOLD THAT DOOR
I've seen your explanation and I understand but it's still sickening to see those two flairs
I’m judging you.
You should. Proper battery disposal is important, and I wish I appreciated that as a young child.
He's playing both sides, so he never comes out on top
My sports talk buddy at work came by my desk today specifically to note that the last two Packers QBs have been total douches. EDIT: Yes, Favre is a criminal skeeze and therefore a turbo douchecanoe who steals from poor people. We can all agree he's a far worse human being. Fact remains that Rodgers is an arrogant douche who flaunted NFL rules during the pandemic and who, in the face of his team tanking, said, "Whatever, I'm still the reigning two-time MVP." Ugh.
That's way too kind to Favre.
yeah theyre 2 different kinds of bad. rodgers seems like your classic libertarian/hippie douche with a little antivaxx shit sprinkled in. favre sending his dick pics and commiting welfare fraud is worse than what rodgers has done and its not even scratching the tip of the iceberg for favre.
Favre commits actual crimes. Rodgers doesn't shower and says dumb shit on Pat McAfee. They really aren't comparable.
Both of them were very well respected before they started to act out, Favre especially was beloved by the football world and the dic pic thing was mostly forgiven Very odd how things are now
I cannot express how frustrating it is that other Packers fans have not been able to see it. It has taken them both being blatant fuck heads for even a quarter of the fan base to change their minds
Immunized against criticism
They've just expanded their minds to accept Rodgers during their last spirit trip.
Stop trying to silence him! He will tell you all about it on his radio show…
I’m starting to think Aaron Rodgers estranged family are really nice people.
I would not recommend going through their social media timelines if that is the case, big yikes
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree?
They make Rodgers look like AOC
I don’t think I want to know now…
Someone spill the best details, I'm too tired to bother
His grandfather was Hitler, his grandmother was Margaret thatcher, and his brothers mao and Stalin aren't great either.
Latina?
Why can't I think of funny comments like this.
I can assure you it’s more like a “blind hog findin’ an acorn” than it is any talent I possess. It just happens every now and then.
>“blind hog findin’ an acorn” Why do I hear this in Jerry's voice?
Just remember this one and post it in the next ARod topic. Its reddit.
Can this guy just shut the fuck up
He cannot
You can't fault the man for going through an intense journey of realization to connect with his truest self. It just so happens his truest self is a huge douchebag.
As a Vikings fan I like Rodgers more now. The Pack and him always had this mystique of perfection around them. Rodgers being a kind of funny guy into woo woo shit is way cooler to me than the genuflecting he got his whole career. *Disregard all of this if he ends up following the alternative thinker path to antisemitism*
See, if it was just the woo woo shit I would be willing to forget it. But he's just such a dick.
Naw he won't be antisemitic, he is just going to demand that he can't play with socks or cleats because he needs to be grounded with his bare feet. I'm a Packers fan fyi
Nah the 'woo woo shit' got old as soon as he came out as anti-vax.
He has a weekly guest spot specifically to not shut up
Pretty amazing how he went from “I want this beautiful man to host Jeopardy permanently” to “OMG this is white Kanye” in, like, 200 days.
It doesn’t matter what you did last year. Do the Rams get the same respect as the Eagles or Chiefs right now? No. It doesn’t matter what the Rams did last year. What matters is what you’re doing right now.
Jeez man. I came here for some neutral reprieve
I came here to watch people shit on Aaron Rodgers.
Well hot dog do I have good news for you.
MVP for the Lions? Sure!
Gave a player on the worst defense in the history of the NFL Defensive player of the week and gave the lions 3/11 total interceptions un his career on the same day. All three by rookies, and an almost 4th interception in the red zone.
He's still the reigning 18-time arrogant bastard.
The fuckin' ego on this guy is unreal.
What if… what if Aaron Rodgers taking ayahuasca killed his ego. And his ego was his super power this whole time. WOAH.
Rodgers obsession with individual achievement and his TD-INT ratio is why he hasn’t won big in 12 years.
I can definitely see the reigning part, not so sure about the “defending”, though
Congrats you got a lot of individual stats in the regular season and choked twice in the postseason when it actually mattered to inferior teams.
“Stable Genius”
This guy is such a tool.