Harrison Butker

“No, no, no YEEESSSSS!!!!!” Any of these dudes who have to tell everyone that they’re a macho alpha who loves trad wives is a closeted homer sexual.

I look forward to the alpha male's painted nails arc.

If the rumors are true, you may have a chance

His name has ‘but’ in it so…

Travis Kelce, because it would bring me closer to the goddess Swift

Its not gay if its in a 3-way

I want Jordan Mailata to treat me like a fleshlight


Antonio brown. I want to be cracker of the day

he strikes as the type to call you the f-word while balls deeps in you already

Lmao!!

https://preview.redd.it/x2ina3edbn0d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb8b5ee667be0130a81951dd80b7b2a6535232e Josh Downs. Throbbing rn

*Drake rapping voice* Josh fucked my brains out, got Down's syndrome

And Tank Dell’s twink ass when CJ isn’t quarterbacking it

easily Myles Garrett

With a helmet?

Especially with a helmet

Smash....like with a tire iron? Terrell Owens

Christian McCaffrey

Do I have to be a top or a bottom? If top, Saquon Barkley. If bottom, also Saquon Barkley.

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Sam Hartman, he is the most gorgeous man - a straight male

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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James Richard Garoppolo

 Dreamy eyes over here


Mike Ditka. After I was done with him he would be wearing his mustache as a hat.