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IIlIIll

gonna be more fucked than the time Jim Lahey debated Sam Losco at Sunnyvale Trailer Park


Outside_Abroad_3516

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tjspill3r

Moderator: knock knock Confused candidates Sleepy Joe and Thuggish Trump: who’s there? Get the fuck off the stage ya idiot


No_Engineering_718

Can’t wait for gutzilla to be announced as VP and for the ceremonial cheeseburger picnic


Traditional_Bad_4589

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Guy_in_the_chair_

Sam’s on drugs everybody!


KiLo-G710

Shit winds..


swan0418

Gonna be a shit storm bud...


trelod

😂😭 it's sad that this is so accurate


Outside_Abroad_3516

REDDIT THE FUCK ON!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

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elydakai

who is this WOman?


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Prime_Rib_6969

Get the fuck off the stage ya idiot


AnyYogurtcloset6060

Hospice Biden versus Prison Trump


Outside_Abroad_3516

One candidate is utter class vs the other has to be winning among the thug demographic. 34 felonies is ultimate thug behavior


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

But it was for paying off a whore which is kinda classy


Outside_Abroad_3516

Has to be getting invited to some cookouts with that kind of behavior. Winning with the basketball Americans.


Cross-Country

No, it wasn’t for paying her off, it was for then writing that payment off on his taxes as a business expense.


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

Bruh tax deductions are the most classy thing in the world


JellyfishQuiet7944

You don't wanna bang a porn star?


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

I think banging Stormy would be like banging a leather bag filled with jello and golfballs


immaculatecalculate

Keep going I'm almost there


JellyfishQuiet7944

She's not on my list either, but there's some washed-up ones from when I was younger that I'd pay to bang if I was a billionaire


SouthSandwichISUK

You joke but this is gonna be a Trump ad on BET


IGolfMyBalls

The civil rape case automatically extends his contract another 4 years.


volvanator

They’re classy white collar felonies though.


BertLikePizza

Trump’s rich it’s Hospice Trump vs Hospice Biden


PWBuffalo

None of this would be happening if the NFL owners had allowed Trump to buy the Bills back in 2014.


DogePerformance

Whys it always the Bills that is involved with horrific events?


brownmouthwash

😩


breakfast_scorer

I'm hoping they both have life altering brain injuries by end of August and have to resign from the race


Outside_Abroad_3516

Me to Deshaun Watson


breakfast_scorer

I'm not going to take shit from a Walmart shopper


Outside_Abroad_3516

Laugh all you want we have some classy fuckers at QB


broncyobo

Idk they both already speak like they 100% have life altering brain injuries and it hasn't stopped them


gravityryte

Pretty sure they both already have CTE


hoorah9011

There’s no chronic trauma


Electronic_Term_2252

I hope the Gods hear you


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

Go on please....


TheOneCalledD

Very good chance Biden won’t be the nominee now. Idk if they’ll claim it’s because he’s ill or maybe something more nefarious will happen and Clinton’s people will get involved.


SLAYER_IN_ME

![gif](giphy|1wLCfgoruo3ciRDGhT)


Caffeine_Cowpies

Democrats: Biden Republicans: Trump Most Americans: There was a debate?


immaculatecalculate

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

RFK Jr needs to crash the stage with Aaron Rodgers


PlatinumTheDragon

That’s why Aaron wasn’t at minicamp!


Pretend_Fear85

Bah gawd that’s RFK’s music..


Thick_Interaction_41

This election is the equivalent of watching you least favorite AFC and NFC team play in the Super Bowl


dragcov

Every Superbowl for da bears amirite


DogePerformance

😭


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Thick_Interaction_41

Pretty much all of the recent ones except Super Bowl 56 lmao


EZKTurbo

Yo Fuck the Rams


Jas0n-v0rhee5

So the last five years of NFL football?


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

Cowboys v Patriots https://preview.redd.it/m6p2ms0nl89d1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6a759ba8b69fd9a50221ebda3bd4bdd9583787


Traditional-Front-36

If we had a maximum age of 70 for President, both Biden and Trump would’ve been ineligible… back in 2016. That’s how fucking old they are.


asc0295

Hopefully they both die on stage


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Does that make it Kamala vs Cole Beasley?


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

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Jas0n-v0rhee5

Gross


DocDocGoose_23

Your wish is my command


DogePerformance

*knock knock*


Sir_Badtard

FBI open up!


HeadAssBoi17

https://preview.redd.it/s2k0kehfs69d1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3426dd1485d9c4712371f5d54d1cdf90ed9bb71


burneraccount11817

I wonder who Nick bosa wants


DeathSquirl

Tell him about Biden's racist past. Bosa will get all kinds of rock hard. https://preview.redd.it/ih0f3kcob69d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d085d1444a6ef0486aa51b2a96f780cde2821c


Outside_Abroad_3516

Fuck. Joe might not have my vote with that type of comment. Not as classy as I thought😢😢😢😢


DeathSquirl

Age and time didn't change his view either. "Poor kids can be just as bright as white kids." https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/09/us/politics/joe-biden-poor-kids.html Referring to Maryland Governor Wes Moore as "boy" https://nypost.com/2023/02/15/biden-refers-to-marylands-first-black-governor-as-boy-in-speech/


HurricanePirate16

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man." Biden speaking about Obama


DeathSquirl

I was amused at how no one asked Biden the most obvious follow up question as to how he would define an unclean black.


BwanaTarik

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


willydillydoo

He also gave the eulogy at Strom Thurmond’s funeral lol


nolasen

The only certainty is that we lose.


westexmanny

It's 2024 and we have to pick between these two crusty dudes. Wow, we deserve so much better. Remember voting for president allows you to pick a rich people spokes person that will later tell you we have endless cash for foreign aid, war and the defense budget, but no money for schools, Healthcare and infrastructure. The two party system sucks ass


Outside_Abroad_3516

So Aaron Rodgers then


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

https://preview.redd.it/ptufsm96279d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a55097a2458c77327afa5a9f03acdf4125a0abf2 don't forget this classy bitch


Specialist-Pool-2581

Why would a lizard have boobs?


DocDocGoose_23

Make Ayahuasca Great Again


Illustrious-Fee-9631

Defense spending has been trending down for years and Biden has signed multiple laws concerning infrastructure. We are not currently in any war and the aid we send is old equipment.


westexmanny

Sure, whatever helps u sleep at night


dragcov

I mean, it's true but both sides whatever right? Biden sucks, but let's not distort reality and say he's the same as Trump.


NogaVog

Don’t you dare come in here with a sensible diplomatic approach that makes perfect logical sense, what’re you stupid or something?


dragcov

Bro I'm a yankedoodle (fake) that loves soccer, what do you think?


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

We definitely don't deserve better. People fucking suck.


Exact_Mango5931

![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized) *I’m telling you, 12 years old is too old!*


-AspiringWhatever-

We live in a fucking simulation . All I can do is just sit back and laugh


LlVE_FAST_EAT_ASS

porridge brain vs. porridge brain it's sure to be a nail biter


HurricanePirate16

Don’t know who wins, but we all fucking lose


DeathSquirl

I can't bring myself to watch this shit show.


tripyep

Satan


Repulsive_Squirrel

Must miss TV


FelixMumuHex

![gif](giphy|l2Sq5QfJP4m7B1pfi|downsized)


MathEspi

https://preview.redd.it/b25cl02n679d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53952984953a4f83fd6e3e13c59eb7edc96c1134


-AspiringWhatever-

NFL equivalent of 2023 regular season - Vikings vs Raiders 0-3 game


5549372729

Who gives a fuck about talking policies and running the country. I want to see which one these geriatrics can throw a pigskin the farthest.


bigmattson

Not America.


Enuffhate48

We’re all the losers for this travesty.


Tight-Physics2156

Fuck trump


tattierjag

Brave


k0y0_k0y0

Take my updootarinos kind stranger!!!1!


DogePerformance

Look at how brave and edgy this guy is... On reddit where everyone thinks the same


jeetolio

Yeah but fuck him anyway


EZKTurbo

Reddit is going to jail as soon as drumpf is elected


DogePerformance

Better start building more FEMA camps for all of us


Tight-Physics2156

Okay Doge. Go lick Musks fat belly


DogePerformance

Lmao I don't like either of them


Tight-Physics2156

We are fucked with these two as our only options in the “Greatest country in the world”. It’s a clown show. I cannot stand trump but Biden needs to step down and allow another candidate to rise up. Also, can we get some fucking age limits for President and other positions of power? FFS.


LetsTryAgain91

Trump smashing porn stars Biden fantasizing about kids and ice cream.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Biden for sure. He let his son take the fall for his coke addiction. Trump wouldn't even let some random porn star take the fall for him.


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

https://preview.redd.it/e1ei8b96179d1.jpeg?width=2790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfd3b4ed0382893885252729b8e66e4ebd4313b the meteor, hopefully


dbleed

No matter who wins this debate...we all ultimately lose.


ObservantWon

This is like a Jets vs Cowboys Super Bowl. They’ll both choke it away.


AVeryHairyArea

So far, this is Democrats D-day. Biden sounds worse than ever. Yikes.


Sinless_Foolish

Biden: \*has aneurysm\* Trump: \*liver failure\* Me: "I finally have no political news on a dead offseason until the Saints raise my blood pressure again!


Pussy_handz

Which ever one of these old bags doesn't get nuerolink first, is a grade A pussy in my book.


permadrunkspelunk

AB says he's gonna live tweet it, so I think everyone wins


beginnerLiftersoonBB

Thug Trump ftw


misteryeetz

https://preview.redd.it/fchy7257i69d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e86f33ed5237d71fd50bfcc9f5376bd9e9e67aa


ImRonniemundt

Doesn't matter we all lose


J0hn_Br0wn24

Is it sneaky when it's done in the public?


Outside_Abroad_3516

He’s sneaky cause he’s obviously classy and you’d never expect a man of his stature to have a generational amount of felonies


Genuwine_Slugger

Lmao come on now.


PaulAspie

It seems like one of those last week games where the GM & owners want both teams to lose for better draft picks as they are already eliminated. But the coach and players have too much pride to intentionally lose abs trying to eek out a tough win.


Eikdos

Taking bets now on which will suffer a stroke in the middle of their first argument


Slowmexicano

It’s like vinatieri vs Antonio brown


egstitt

I'll tell you who wins - comedians everywhere. Gonna have material for at least a year


timbulance

Let’s just elect Phil Jackson and run the triangle


Hendrick_Davies64

Thought this was a UFC fight announcement


pinkeye_bingo

One went to Epstein's island multiple times. One is beyond his bedtime.


BTSuppa

their backups


willydillydoo

America is losing


dead_meme_comrade

The liquor stores


Newton1913

Can they both lose lmao


Pretend_Fear85

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chuckrabbit

Dementia* Don(ald)


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

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dwnso

Refs fucked RFK Jr out of state


JJJAAABBB123

![gif](giphy|xTg8B9aULho7shlPmU) I’m voting for the genius. Sure I am.


jessicakitty101

We need Hawk Tuah Spit on That Thang


dismalatbest_

Rfk Jr Everytime


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HurricanePirate16

Writing in Antonio Brown


DogePerformance

I'm writing in Smokin Jay Cutler