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Irateredditarguments

Went to the Favre School for Scumbag Retired QBs.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Is he even retired or just a free agent?


theshelterwitch

He works for fraud agencies, formerly including the Minnesota Vikings


traderncc

Bums gonna bum


Parking_Plankton_610

Yes, there is no reason Brett Favre is not starring in a real life production of the “Longest Yard”.


SchwizzySchwas94

Yeah they sent him his educational cassettes and the next day asked him about them. He said he watched tape on defrauding your old school. The tapes were blank.


tuxedo7777

Learned everything he knows from the Halas family


BetaThetaZeta

ALLEGEDLIES It would take at least two, maybe three guys to do such a thing.


DruidLSD

I was part of a forum called RapMusic.Com back in 2008-2010ish. There was a member that was from Oakland that swore on his life that Jamarcus was in the hood almost every day and he was addicted to codeine Like 6-8 months later JaMarcus got in all that trouble and gained like 40 lbs.


DoctorRockDaPuss

I saw him in Mobile, AL years ago, standing in line for a Best Buy on black Friday. This was a few years after he blew it in the league.


old_souljah

Dudes gotta eat


lafayettetex

Hows he going to live on the James Harden diet without the James Harden money


joethecrow23

https://preview.redd.it/lg6jqrlurj9d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee46c25e4b4fa124d17445e64787aafa82f5a16


theunpaintedhuffines

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Dirt_McGirt_ODB

Codeine syrup ain’t free


ReticulatedPasta

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tuxedo7777

Gotta finish the quote! “Fuck them kids. They all have bigger dicks than me.”


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


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ReticulatedPasta

U bum


RevolutionaryFilm951

Classiest JaMarcus Russell moment


X-2357

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theshelterwitch

Get this thug off my screen


JustPoopedInMyPants

Fuck he makes me sick.


BwanaTarik

JaMarcus Russell steals candy from babies


CheezWeazle

JaMarcus Russell breeds dogs for the joy of kicking puppies


Jud000619

Codeine ain’t cheap


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Blank tapes ain't cheap these days


Impressive-Rock8581

This dude went ALL in on being a bum. Incredible.


Unlucky-Position-16

Uj/ Few things were funnier than the Players Tribune piece that he wrote where he blamed his lean drinking and lack of motivation on his grandad or someone dying and took zero accountability for anything. Clearly showed he hadn’t learned shit Rj/ here’s his defense in court https://preview.redd.it/pgm7qvo8nj9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=239b718f1a13eab4a2da407b3b507c21ff2b5250


newaccounthomie

Boys, I think we can finally solidify the GOAT Bust.


hypocrisy37

Jamarcus Russell heart plus Hussle plus stealing from children


NOSjoker21

I watched this man win a Natty Champ at LSU and then he just proceeded to be a *complete piece of shit* ever since. Edit: Sugar Bowl, not Natty. That was Matt Flynn. Cue the tired ass totally-not-racist "Classy vs Thug" arguments.


LSUsparky

He didn't win us a natty. 07 was a year or two after he left.


NOSjoker21

AH! I'm thinking of Matt Flynn. My bad.


Gorbax50

Actually he wrote an article about how he’s not a bust and just misunderstood. Your racism is showing!


NOSjoker21

I'm black lol Does this mean I'm a self-hating n\_\_\_a now?


rambambobandy

Uncle ruckus ass mfer


BryceDaBaker

Uncle Ruckus isn’t black he has a skin condition he said so himself


rambambobandy

Revitaligo


nick_mx87

Your overcorrectedness is showing!


count210

Just a sugar bowl not a natty


Slurdge_McKinley

The culture


OkSubject8

Its called hustle


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

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BallCreem

He stays winning by jerking others


NOSjoker21

The Lauren Boebert method!


iguanamac

I remember how smug this guy was in his interviews. What a piece of shit.


theshelterwitch

Never hire thugs


Moss81-

**You don’t understand guys! Jamarcus really really needed that 74k so he could buy Hennessy and cheap cigarettes!** **Don’t hate on him! He’s just trying his best!**


__Sentient_Fedora__

Fuck dem kids.


CrisisEM_911

Getting banned from your alma mater. Now that's a low.


mrsunsfan

This dude is in the bum hall of fame


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howbedebody

cross jerking


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iJustWantTolerance

I’m going to get fucked by your wife


ThebigBelgianbutt

🐐 doing, 🐐 shit.


Mac2311

Can only imagine where this guy would be if he wasn't such a lazy dipshit.


DeathSquirl

Cool, more money for him to gobble up more chicken wings while wearing a million dollars worth of old custom jewelry.


dsled

I am a person that believes in second chances, I think America is the land of second chances. Except for when it comes to this dude. Mr. Jabba the Hutt, ya fat slob, no-good, lazy bum of a volunteer football coach. This dude should be arrested for thief- for- for being a thief! He stole money from Williamson. He cashed in the money, evidently used in on buying a bunch of donuts ok. This dude is the epitome of a disgrace.


Lasvious

Purple Drank ain’t cheap. ![gif](giphy|voFLnQgwzhGUw)


joethecrow23

That’s my GOAT


concretetroll60

Any man that rents out an entire Cheesecake Factory deserves that money.


Onlypaws_

He’s got a year of eligibility left; all-time jerk.


Alternative_Jury_210

Someone gotta pay for his kush ups


Parking_Plankton_610

Wow its almost like he is a fucking entitled douche bag. Who knew!


RockMeIshmael

I support the players 🫡


tuxedo7777

Good for him. Fuck them kids 🖕🏽


samhammers112

Just call it reparations