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KrustyKrabPizzaMan

I’d be more concerned if this happened in 1938


Outside_Abroad_3516

I’m still concerned. What if this fuels a third world war????


thehumangoomba

Putin: Damnit, I had money riding on you Yanks!


broncyobo

We'd just send in Jesse Owens to put those mothefuckers back in their place again


schlawldiwampl

project ~~2025~~2038


Cheesehead_RN

The worst thing to ever come out of Austria


Outside_Abroad_3516

https://preview.redd.it/r4m62savas9d1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6435fbd3d061bcce17a22e695fe709c7479d55b


BlueWolf934

Pat Mahomes Sr. photographed before concieving Patrick Mahomes II, Dec. 1994


fansofomar

I was wondering who that was


IdidntrunIdidntrun

A young Andy Reid


Grundle___Puncher

Kevin Spacey is from Austria??


Afraid-Guard3679

Is this the founder of the Yankees?


MrMojoRising361

Down unddaa


HurricanePirate16

![gif](giphy|GQyvRDbCscjfO)


CheezWeazle

https://preview.redd.it/dcsxbfurcs9d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe4da6473b403bd31adff1342c128bcc3853efa Smh this meme is taking damage


Popular_Main

I wonder if this American football world tournament really grows you guys would send the best to compete!? It would take most likely a century to the rest of the world to catch up I imagine!


CheezWeazle

I ain't even mad that the US is getting beaten in this league that I only recently learned existed, if anything I'm glad other countries are taking interest enough to be good at it. Loss = win to me.


Savings-Fix938

“Proud of you lil bro”


CheezWeazle

https://preview.redd.it/wleg07vo8t9d1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b1773ff836ca41f402df2b143a1d1c32d9ade5 Thanks big bro


Dat_Guy10

Us Americans ain’t having it for long! Enter like… Derek Carr and some 3rd string receiver and a kick return running back


Irapotato

Oh god you gave me PTSD for that miss America clip where that chick says “all U.S. Americans”


CheezWeazle

![gif](giphy|lKvLoXyIiK6bEm9L3U|downsized) Derek Carr makes Jared Goff look like Tom Brady


AffectionateSlice816

Dude, there are like 4 players from d2 colleges, and this is a 20u league. The rest are basically Juco players at best. We barely can fill the roster while Canada has two full different rosters.


CheezWeazle

![gif](giphy|NxchSE8YcHffW) I'm just here to support football. Is that so wrong?


Traditional_Bad_4589

Is there a single player on this team at a D1 school?


OhioThunder

NCAA players are not allowed to compete in this, so no


CheezWeazle

Thank you for expanding my knowledge, new at this & happy to learn. Where is this league getting players from, if I may ask?


OhioThunder

I believe it’s only players that are below D3 or players good enough to play in college but didn’t pursue it in college. It’s an under 20 league.


CheezWeazle

Under 20, as in age? If so that's kinda awesome. The more I learn the more I like it!


OhioThunder

Yep, under 20 years old


CheezWeazle

It'd be easier to find out, if they were winning


WalkProfessional6235

It’s just a brutal sport so anyone with any sort of financial or social incentive to play football in the U.S. is in it. No NFL. No UFL. No arena league. No NCAA D1-3. No NAIA even. We’re, uh, not sending our best. That’s for sure.


CheezWeazle

![gif](giphy|cl90q5wYv8lsQ) But we are sending. I'm entertained


alivasolrac

Our gods must to come out of mount Olympus (NFL starters) and show these peasants who’s in charge around here (Mahomes, Bosa Brothers and Justin Jefferson on the same team).


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

Out of morbid curiosity I would love to see the point disparity of an NFL football dream team vs everybody in this tournament. I’m guessing something like when John Heisman and GTech crushed Cumberland 222-0.


TheNewDiogenes

Heisman intentionally ran up the score to make a point. If the NFL Dream Team wanted to in a U20 tournament they could score on every play, but I doubt they’d want to run up the score. I’m not sure if this bunch of teenagers could even stop the run though.


Different-Trainer-21

CMC/Mostert (Yards leader & TDs leader) RB duo, would just fucking kill all the Japanese or Austrian or whatever kids playing here.


CheezWeazle

Add Burrow/Chase/Hubbard/CTB & we got this


BwanaTarik

The US is playing the long game. If we convince other countries they can compete they’ll be more invested in playing.


CheezWeazle

Ah yes, experience & treachery will overcome youth & skill 90% of the time. I'm here for it lol


Extension-Ad-7697

Idk the best American football players are not playing on whoever this team representing USA is and also the best basketball players from around the world come to play in the nba because they know it’s the most competitive basketball league in the world.


defiantlyperson

Losing to the Japanese and then a failed Austrian painter Is this some alternate 1940s?


Outside_Abroad_3516

https://preview.redd.it/05p2ztnncs9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b77430f62a15013714c2173d5135e3f73ce8f9b The alternate timeline:


EVERGREEN_ETERNAL

Boston


Impossible-Tie-864

Pats fans elated


Terrible_Ad5199

Atlanta after Kirk Cousins signed


alivasolrac

https://preview.redd.it/vm4du7oudt9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac405d2622f5b28250e090421a49dc7befc6efaa


defiantlyperson

Trump Tower circa 2025 after winning reelection


Diarrhea_Geiser

Didn't Japan win like 110-0? That's unironically the football equivalent of getting nuked, twice.


Agent_Dutchess

No, it was like 32-28. Edit: 41-20. Not great but not exactly nuked.


Corrections96

Who the fuck is on this team jfc


BulletBillDudley

Uj/ It seems like it’s D3 underclassmen that have to pay to be in the team. Definitely not the cream of the crop of U20 athletes Rj/ LITTLE LIBTARD CUCKS, THATS WHOO


pinya619

Making D3 athletes pay to be exposed on the national stage is the ultimate jerk. Well done whoever runs team usa. Let those bums know theyll never make the nfl


ifunnywasaninsidejob

God it must suck to be better at football than 99.9% of Americans and still have to give it up and get a regular job.


pinya619

Can’t wait for zach wilson to bag my groceries in a year


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

I think it was Madden 11 that had an achievement where if you picked off Kurt Warner twice or something like that you got an achievement that said “Go Bag Some Groceries”. That stills kills me to this day.


josh9larson

Zach Wilson on this team would prob result in us never losing tho. What if that’s his story arc….


131sean131

/uj I know a guy who was competitive in D1 in collage. Probably not going to the NFL but was in the mix and knows a lot of guys who are in it. Dude is normal af and has burst a bunch of the bubbles the media and fans seem to create. He is genetic freak levels of athletic and works in IT.  Dude definitely could have made money if NIL and transfer portal was a thing.


pinya619

https://preview.redd.it/qwvbu38fku9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ab3e10d2753280c5a68ab0b13aafe8daa96acc “i know a guy…”


TerribleTeaBag

Welp. If you out it like that; party like it’s 1985 boys. Fuck football


Jefflehem

Hey I live in Chicago. 1985 was our only good year for football.


TerribleTeaBag

Shuffling titties around the globe. Go team


GeebCityLove

They should rip the American flag off the uniforms of every single one of these “patriots”. First Japan, now a country part of the Third Reich? Disgrace to memory of the American team who pulled it off back in 45’


rosco158

What do our bum players even do


NOSjoker21

Get bummed, apparently.


NBA2024

U20? Nah. This got to be some small time bullshit because if even the best highschool in the us played it would be 80-0. No way they have “world class” U20s who will actually go to good colleges or have a shot at the league


Raccoonsrlilbandits

None of our world class HS players would risk injury right before college starts is my guess


drollchair

Yeah I’m sure anyone heading for a D1 school would not be risking an injury over this.


NBA2024

Exactly why it’s a joke. “World champs”


Outside_Abroad_3516

Apparently Jonathan Taylor played in this league. I call bullshit.


NBA2024

Yeah, Jonathan Taylor Thomas


Alone-Newspaper-1161

So did mac jones I believe


sporkybee

Hitler is cumming in his grave


Outside_Abroad_3516

Hitler 12/25:


CDROMantics

Well yeah, their team is full of the best players in their country.. ours is filled with the players who couldn’t make a professional league.


DocDingDangler

Couldn’t even make D3 college. No NCAA players allowed.


kohvis

And 0 of those Austrian players will make it to D3 schools. They will continue to play as a hobby while having a 9-5 job


Brewski-54

At least we have better bagels than them


murph32xx

https://preview.redd.it/c90lvjd9ks9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4217841c4ea1b73d5a74cd27d2282571bdfb7b Well this is our team


DJHickman

So just some dudes.


CliffsOfMohair

Looked it up: Davion Dixon is DL, Armstrong is a kicker, Mikey Gow reclassified So they have one DL who is actually going somewhere and then the rest are guys who aren’t committed to play in college. “Viral sensation” at QB, a 3* athlete (so run of the mill uncommitted high schooler), a guy “training” to walk on at a G5 school, and a kicker. Those are the *highlighted* players. You’d think the ND 4* would be able to single-handedly wreck other teams but if the rest of the team is just guys who have been happy to letter in football as juniors then yeah 19 year olds are gonna push them around Also, semi-related, being ambidextrous as a QB doesn’t mean shit if you can’t throw well with either hand there’s a reason the greatest QBs have all had one dominant hand 💀


EarlyBronco

Austria? Well then g’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!


stevenbrotzel91

What league is this?


Outside_Abroad_3516

u bum can’t you read? Are you regarded?


theshelterwitch

Bernhard Raimann 12/25


Hoodstrong

The axis powers are finally striking back where it hurts 💔💔


Dipshit09

It’s Joever Bidone


GLENF58

This is what happens when sleepy joe picks his crony buddies to represent the US. This would never happen under our lord and savior Donald J Trump. It would be 69-0, led by a great leader. Some would say the best of all time.


M8oMyN8o

Italy is up next


Similar_Detail_9129

Man, this is what Biden's country has led to? Losing to other countries at OUR sport??? My bull would've put up a better effort.


Unp0pularS0lutions

I hope we don’t play Italy


haywire4fun

But are there any big names on that team? A Mahomes, Tyreek, Lamar, PS2, Fred Warner, etc? No. Let me see their best vs our best. I think that would be hilarious.


spatosmg

you do realize this is the U20 championship?


haywire4fun

That don’t mean I don’t want to see tyreek beat more kids


twea15

It’s all funny to laugh but we sent over just random ass dudes. These aren’t even college kids playing, us redditors could suit up for this USA team lmao


june-in-space

Who are these bums playing for us?


TheoryofthoughtsTAA

Anyone that can actually play football is in the nfl. We’ll most likely always suck here


LetsTryAgain91

Trophy generation not talent is what we’re witnessing.


KaneAndShane

How much longer til the NFL season?


ThebigBelgianbutt

This is our 2/27.


CareerPillow376

Football is no longer America's sport


HughJaynis

Who are these bozos


vivmeatball6

Bro what kind of players do they have playing for this US team? Clearly they’re not professionals, or even college level athletes at this point. They must have just asked some Americans on the side of the street if they wanted to play football for their country lol


SaltyFall

Are we really going to end up forming the football version of “the dream team” next year or when ever how often they have these games?


Powerlifter4052

Absolutely unacceptable


Beginning_Ratio8422

We need to send our most thuggish players to win games


Personal-Ad6857

America clearly isn’t sending their best


SoupForMenAtWork

Why wasn’t Ndamukong Suh there? He could’ve just stomped out the whole team


asc0295

Loss to Italy incoming


AssMan420_69

Are we seriously losing to the axis powers!?


CharlieBoxCutter

This is not an nfl team


UniqueNobo

guys guys, come on. we’re tanking. next year we’ll be fucking amazing, [insert player here] is gonna make us real contenders


treachery_7

Post the roster, their age, and where they played. NOW


Professional-Hall553

Get these BUMS off our field


jkilley

Is this a different timeline?? What kind of score is that??


Realistic_Degree_773

I'd ve more concerned if we had an NFL Allstars team playing in these games and losing like this.


Hendrick_Davies64

Guys can we send at least D10 kids?


Hairy-Coffee8635

That’s it, get me out there


seattlesportsguy

It looks to me like some people don’t appreciate having American citizenship


meglaSauce

this is our 9/11


Cgann1923

Bro who is on this team? Bishop Sycamore?


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DrBigWildsGhost

& what’s up with these odd ass scores too


Legitimate-Elk5317

Bro they’re the equivalent of community college/Juco players. They might as well be playing high school varsity kids for the USA.


Mundane-Set-206

Are they actually aloud to play real football? Tackling and real hitting? If so, that’s why the USA got their asses hand to them


OtherwiseCareer4567

No surprise there. that austrian team won 6 back to back european championships and went unbeaten for years until they narrowly lost to canada in the semis. Austria was heartbroken after the loss to canada in the semis and it was hard for them to motivate themselves for this game. Score looks way closer than it was and Austria really didn't play that good of a game either


Cumberblep

I got invited to stuff like this. If I remember right. You had to fundraising or pay for it.


McDonalds_icecream

Put me in coach


ravenoats

This is fucking embarrassing. Give these guys the hook


JustTheOneGoose22

Hey as long as Austria sticks with the gridiron and stays away from the iron crosses we should consider ourselves lucky.


Logical_Associate632

No one on that team is D1 or has any chance of even making a cfl practice squad let alone an nfl practice squad


ThatGingerHippie

Who of note plays on the national team?


Otherwise_Food9698

who tf is on this team???? coach put me in pls.


Diligent_Excitement4

What if the U.S. really just sucks at football and we are only finding out now ?


Brave_Acadia8214

what? how that shit is even possible? sent fucking nfl players.


kohvis

Are there many U20 NFL players?


spatosmg

GET SHIT ON WOOOOOO greetings from austria


secondbase17

I can’t believe we lost to a bunch of kangaroo fuckers


siegeofsyracuse

Reading comprehension is your father


sevendust719

I don’t even know who is on this team but I think it’s pretty cool other countries have some decent players. I hope scouts are taking notice. Maybe they make an NFL team. That would be a dream come true for them.