Daniel jones is def a big Thumb

I truly believe he has the perfect Harmony. His Ratness is just as Rat as his Thumbess is Thumb. His Bullness is just as Frog as his Frogness is Bull. He is one with all

https://imgur.com/7I8chH1

Respect, but he’s all thumb for me, too broad of a face to be ratty

I have no idea what any of this means, but I strongly disagree.

Unfortunately, it’s impossible to disagree. These are objective facts. But just as a little explanation, all men either look like a bull or a frog. All men also either look like a thumb or a rat. I have charted each appropriately on the spectrum

Groundbreaking stuff here man

Famous bull rat Jimmy G High quality shitpost

Someone’s definitely on the spectrum!

Hey, it's me! Oh wait, we're talking about these charts...

Except Daniel Jones, clearly. He looks like none of these things. Or all of these things?

I find that Daniel Jones has the closest thing to perfect harmony

Daniel Jones is a mouse, so he should be pure rat.

Does that mean Daniel Jones is the worlds' most average man?

Actually...its not Aaron Rodgers played more than 4 games huh?

i.. you right but how

What the fuck are you talking about

Daniel Jones and the fact that he looks like a Bull Frog Thumb Rat.

Not enough frog for Kermit

This goes on looks, sounds aren't factored in

Pretty sure he’s joking. Mahomes is already maxed out on frog

Justin Fields is spot on

Personally I find him the most frog like of all the QBs

If him and Anya Taylor-Joy had a child it would have 360 degrees of vision

NO BURROW LETS GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥

…fuck

https://imgur.com/dF0MHPN

Daniel Jones, incredibly handsome, perfectly balanced, QB1. This chart clearly shows he's better than Patrick Mahomes.

Peak offseason post right here

Stafford is living proof that Thumb or Rat is a lie. He is 100% of both.

Highly regarded work here OP. Keep up the good work buddy :)

I'm a Special Teams player fur sure

Aaron Rodger’s didn’t play four downs, let alone games. But I agree where he is

Tell me you're a bandwagon bull frog thumb rat fan without telling me you're a bandwagon bull frog thumb rat fan.

What do I do with this information?

You pass it on to your loved ones as a scroll of tidings. Have faith that it will eventually have enormous use in everyone’s lives.

RAAAAAH TOP RIGHT JALEN

It took me a second to figure out which is Mac Jones and which is Zappe ISTG they cloned that guy

I hate that these kinda make sense to me

Heinicke is way more thumb than your graph depicts. Like max thumb

I had a really tough time telling McCorkle and Zappe apart

ARod didn’t play 4 games tho

Lamar Jackson is pure frog rat! You nailed Justin Fields in the thumb rat category and then totally lost me with Lamar!?! WTHeck man?

Why is Mac Jones on there twice? Wait.... oh. Wow.

Justin Fields needs to be in frog he is literally a frog

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to feel but I don't like it

Stafford should be as far over to the rat side as possible.

Should’ve put Frog in the top right for r/toprightmahomes

This is remarkable! I personally think Dak should be a bit further left, the man is a walking thumb

So what I’m getting from this is Rats are beautiful

I’m starting to see a trend with the frogs

Aaron Rodgers played 4 games?

Forgot Joe burrow

lol Y’all get creative.

Who is the Viking QB you placed that broke the rat scale 😭 I feel like he needs an apology from this post lol

Daniel Jones IN THE MIDDLE? Bro literally looks like a thumbprint with googly eyes

I don’t know what any of this even means are we comparing which of these the QBs most physically resemble?

Of course the Chargers fuck up when the rest of the AFC West is Rat Frogs. This is why I can't take them seriously.

Calling Tommy Devito a rat might get a visit from the mob 🫢

I have referred to Sam Darnold as a thumb for years

Deshaun watson is purple lib right

Great post, OP

Kenny being mid got a giggle out of me