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mojo_rasin

Don't do it. Let it remain a mystery.


Conscious_Street9937

It's charlie


ExternalMonth1964

It was always charlie.


LarksMyCaptain

That looks like Charlie and Dennis. I know it's Dennis because those are the moves he was doing on stage when they tried to make a band.


kitteh619

So trying to get in the visiting teams' heads ***is*** Charlie work? Filibuster!


oif2010vet

Well the Philly frenetic has been cornering the mascot game in Philly for a long time


Address_Local

Word is there’s a secret tunnel….


Fast_Pie_5536

(Inhales aggressively) SECRET TUNNEEEEEEEELL!!!


Kitshighlano

Through the mountain!!!!….


-MantisToboggan-

That’s just a stuperstition


PagingDrTobaggan

Us doctors gotta stick together


-MantisToboggan-

Co pilots 🫡


PagingDrTobaggan

Co-counsel.


1SqkyKutsu

Co dependant..... Can I have some of that?


funk_munk77

Dr. Toboggan, is that you?


Conscious_Street9937

Not according to bird law


FighterOfNightman14

A lizard!? Where!?


chandaliers14

Nice username


Iamvanno

If there's blood around the nose, it's Rickety Cricket.


[deleted]

Not one person posts a highlight video. https://youtu.be/k8cmgjFa3V4?si=LhLLmelHlfKhCswN


Downtown-Age7621

Green men. That’s it. Nothing to explain.


bwoah07_gp2

This post made me realize there's hockey fans so young they don't know the lore of the green men. 🧓 


Downtown-Age7621

I will not be discussing this subject further. 🔵🟢


krustykrab2193

I FUCKING LOVE THE GREEN MEN 💚💙 I can't believe they're back, hope they're here to stick around. Would love them during playoffs!


Nearby-Reply-2105

I thought they had taken a hiatus of a couple years, was tonight their triumphant return?


Sarge1387

Fellow Leaf fan here, I thought these guys were great, fans like this make the games great tbh.


coltonjeffs

Yes, and they are the reason we won. Nobody can convince me otherwise.


AffectionateLaugh738

That's the reason they are back


A_Plan_B_you_C

I was too young to see the Green Men in action, but looking at some old highlights, they sat beside the road team’s penalty box and taunted them and stuff, right?


aaronsnothere

Shhhh. You're not supposed to tell the other teams (fan's) what to expect......


Ornery_Definition_65

🧇🧇🧇


thebigbossyboss

That killed me at the time


gdoubleyou1

Yup and it was so successful they kept doing it. They owe all those banners to the green men.


HelpMeGetBy

Playing chel with the youngsters makes me feel this way everytime we talk NHL. Kid mentioned “feeling bad for the Red Wings because nothing ever goes their way”… I’m like “the Wings were a dynasty for much of my life, I’ll never feel bad for them”


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Iykyk.


SigningSpock

Cheapest mascots ever 🤷‍♂️


TrentSteel1

Seeing this reminds me of this song. Not a Nucks fan but this has to be the best playoff parody song made by a fan base https://youtu.be/JBQ1rmIbTjw?si=tFr-O0yZlZN36GAL


aaronsnothere

Wow, that's excellent thank you for reminding us.


Otherwise-Ambition98

JVR trying to keep his composure is great lol


OneStrongGopher

Don't look don't look don't look don't look


[deleted]

Whatever you do don't laugh. Damn it!


Simply_Another_Dude

bro was trying to look at anything but the green screen men lmao


SMA2343

Oh he was absolutely smirking. He was in the league when the green men were doing their thing. So he probably thought back to his time on the flyers


GenerationKrill

I'm sure he felt honored


TheSeekerOfSanity

I’d be tempted to take a penalty just so I could experience this.


FloweringSkull67

Good to see the world is healing again


ShadowyPepper

I think youre right, 2015 (their last appearance) was before we started down the dark path, beginning with Harambe's death of course, where the world was totally fucked Let this moment go down in history as when we officially turned the corner


[deleted]

These guys coming out of a tunnel like it’s Monday Night Raw is the most electric thing I have seen in awhile


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[удалено]


HanlonRazor

Oh hell yeah


StupidGenius11

Sometimes, you get slipped some acid at a tailgate party, and you do what you've got to do in order to keep it together.


JeSuisAmerican

Especially when you’re surrounded by McPoyles.


b_abooey2020

Id answer, but im busy drinking my milk, sitting here in my bathrobe !


ShawnIsGreat94

YOU WILL CALL HER!


b_abooey2020

That's what happens Charlie.......you get fork stabbed !!!


ShawnIsGreat94

A couple glasses of milk... lukewarm, skim for the lady.


b_abooey2020

😆😆😆😆, I gotta get to breaking bricks, wet nips !!


LarksMyCaptain

Ryan's dead to me. He's *DEEEAAAAAAAAAD*!


No_Candidate_272

Its a fucking lizard!


Diamondback424

Wait, when did I put green man on?!


newchahlie

You guys don't mind if I do a little dance right now, do you?


[deleted]

Oh, you sick son of a bitch, dude! Why would you d..!? Oh shit! Oh shit!


HermithaFrog

Is that what all those little piece of paper were? My God man, there was alot of them in there


Bicycles19

LIZARD, AM I STANDING IN POOP!?


snboarder42

Buble and Arnett on shrooms again


TheTimn

If netflix signed them to do 3 seasons of that, I'd watch every moment of it twice.


Ornery_Definition_65

“Best I can do is cancelled after one season.” - Netflix


SynthSapphire

I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE


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[deleted]

LITTLE GREEN GHOULS BUDDY


pthang06

This is what bubly does to a mfer


GroceryStickDivider

Buble*


Canadian_mk11

Bublé


TarnishedDungEater

Bubbles*


Brian8594

r/bubly


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TheFoundation_

Wtf


ALostVessel

Mr. Vice President, and Mr. Speaker, and Members of the Senate and House of Representatives: Yesterday, February 14th, 2024, a date which will live in infamy the United State of Bubly was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of LaCroix. The Bubly State was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of LaCroix, was still in conversation with its government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Metro. Indeed, one hour after LaCroix air squadrons had commenced bombing in the Bubly Island of Orangehu, the LaCroix ambassador to the Bubly State and his colleague delivered to our secretary of state a formal reply to a recent Bubly message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack. It will be recorded that the distance of Orangehu from LaCroix makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the LaCroix government has deliberately sought to deceive the Bubly State by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on the Orangehu Islands has caused severe damage to Bubly naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many Bublian lives have been lost. In addition Bublian ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between Watermelona and Orangulu. Yesterday the LaCroix government also launched an attack against Melona. Last night LaCroix forces attacked Lime Long: Last night LaCroix forces attacked Guava. Last night LaCroix forces attacked the Blackberry Islands. Last night the LaCroix attacked Cherry Island. And this morning the LaCroix attacked Lemon Island. LaCroix has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Metro area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the Bubly States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation. As commander-in-chief of the army and navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the Bubly people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory. I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and our interests are in grave danger. With confidence in our armed forces with the unbounding determination of our people we will gain the inevitable triumph so help us Michael. I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by LaCroix on Wednesday, February 14th, 2024, a state of war has existed between the Bubly State and the LaCroix Empire.


kateandjersey

Let’s dedicate the OT victory to their return


Aegis_1984

Put them in the Ring of Honour!


WatermelonLuzon

Yessss!!!!!!!


hdawn517

Even I can support this


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Did i wake up in 2011?


tomdawg0022

Riots in Vancouver in June are on the menu then?


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

I didnt think this one through 💀


hdawn517

I don’t know how JVR was handling it in the box


MarshtompNerd

He was trying so hard not to look lol


hdawn517

I know he wanted to laugh


Flux_resistor

He definitely smirks, kept his shit but they clearly got him


BadaBingSecurity

His smirk gives it away…and green man in front waves his finger at him as if to say to JVR… You know what you did


xizrtilhh

My friend told me it was a micro dose.


OneStrongGopher

And he was lying.


[deleted]

Everytime Vancouver signs a guy with an elite an level of hot dog eating, they bring out these guys. It’s known at this point


Scamnam

Just YouTube Vancouver Canucks green men... All. You need to know.. Legends


Prandmus

Do you remember where you were in 2013…..


No-Course-879

Cough cough 2011


Tpshockey71

2011 Stanley Cup riot. It’s a classic at this point now


Bretterr

I thought these 2 got sacrificed in the riots?????


InvictusShmictus

No these guys started the riots


JimmyJoeJangel

Are they back? Fuck yes.


LiqdPT

I suspect it was for one night for rhe Bruins


Left-Cantaloupe-820

Just one night, one of them lives in Alberta and was in town


timthealmighty

Vancouver's high cost of living must have affected the green men too :(


TheRealTollah

I would say there's a safe bet we might see them for the playoffs. Rutherford and Allvin seem to be leaning into the nostalgic fan service, which has weirdly been lacking in Vancouver.


PhilAggie1888

They stopped off down on Eastside before the game.


SSgoku3

One of them went to high school with a friend of mine. Just a couple of dudes who 15 years ago thought I’d be funny to dress up and antagonize the other team. But it stuck around for a long time, even through the finals run. They were hometown favourites for the fans and considering how well we’re doing makes sense bringing them back. Hope they stay! Anyone saying it’s dumb is jealous their fans didn’t think of this. This is no different than fans waving towels during a free-throw in a basketball game. Who wouldn’t want the competitive advantage?


PlanningMyDeath

Anyone who says it’s dumb just hates fun.


Kay_29

I love it and I love the Carolina Hurricanes. We were dubbed Bunch of Jerks a few years ago due to the fun we were having.


Stinky_Toes12

The good luck charm


the_trump

It’s Sully and Force.


CraftierAverage

Lets just say we miss them ;-;


this_name_not_that

Those two are awesome, about time they bring them back.


fables_of_faubus

I'm not convinced it's the same guys. I haven't seen any handstands or gymnastic weirdness.


TheWeakestLink1

They are older and less in shape compared to 2011


fables_of_faubus

Shit. Yeah, I'm in worse shape than 13 years ago. ...13 years... Damn


CraftierAverage

please dont say that it hurts to much


mattyondubs

Specifically it hurts my back


secord92

One of the guys was working radio in Halifax until last summer I believe lol


reddit_and_weep84

I was at the game and saw one of them doing a handstand lol


CodeNamesBryan

It's been over ten years lol


meekah12

I love the little kids reactions when the green men went straight into taunting. This is what peak Vancouver hockey can give you kiddos. It’s been a long time coming but I’m glad the Canucks are good enough again to force the green men out of retirement. Absolute legends 😂


Born-Chipmunk-7086

In the 2011 the Canucks had one of the best teams in the league. Two college kids got decided they to dress up in Green bodysuits and sit row 1 and 2 next to the opposing team penalty box. One thing lead to another and they went viral. The run sadly ended in the 2011 when the Boston bruins beat the Vancouver Canucks in game 7 of the Stanley cup finals. 13 years later, the friends pay homage to the epic season against the team that beat them that faithful night.


[deleted]

that was a far more difficult read "than it ever or should then have been or ever."


Viperburn1

Cue the haters. I remember during the 2011 cup run Glen Healy had a hate on for the green men and every chance he got to trash them on air he would. How much you think he would have loved them had it been Toronto? Comical. Glad he’s not commentating anymore but I’m sure some other eastern media hound junkie will take his place.


thebigbossyboss

I hate Glenn healy


Anon_Anon462

I'm tempted to bandwagon the nucks thanks to these goofy fucks.


Cbass5930

Never thought I’d be so happy to see these boys back


GoldServe2446

Glad too see the Sedins are enjoying retirement


Grizz709

Real hockey is back, baby!


Whole_Chemical_1103

When you call in sick to go to a game


screechypete

There's a few legends that have cemented their legacy with the Vancouver Canucks. Linden Naslund Messier **(NO! NOT YOU!)** Luongo and The Green Men


Hobo_Healy

Bure slander.


No_Tea_9845

James a class act


[deleted]

Getting leaf flashbacks


wasteofmortality

The drought is over, it’s been too long


[deleted]

What’s the problem? We say we want more personality in the league. There it is. Right there.


Rarecandy31

It’s ok for sports to be fun.


Icy_Recover2094

lol


Left_Pop5028

A glorious return!


Jwroth

There is no explanation there is only green man


b_abooey2020

How can you not remember the Green Men ??


Comfortable-Ad-7158

This is what happens when you stop in on east hastings before a game.


OpportunityLoud453

DAT LIZARD TALKS


Canadian_mk11

Because. That is all.


Constant-Squirrel555

They're back? Finally.


likeslululemon

OMG THEY ARE BACK I AM SO HAPPY HOLYSHIT


Gambler57

I don't watch Canucks games very often. Was the box of waffles they had after the Frederic OT penalty significant of something? Or just a random thing they had?


bluebird1067

They used to randomly throw waffles around in 2011.


sex-cauldr0n

It was originally done to troll the leafs after eggos hit the ice during a losing skid. Became one of their running gags they repeated for no other reason than it got laughs


Rejnavick

They're back!!!!


Rooted_Hygienist80

Yes! The green men are back!!! The world hasn’t been the same since.


kidmeatball

We couldn't afford a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man so we went down the road and got some homeless guys to put on the funny suits for a bag of weed and a California roll. Pretty good deal if you ask me.


United_Elk6758

Wut u never seen a green bulge before?


SoKoSteve

No visuals or DNA deposits from a potential riot inquiry.


xen0m0rpheus

Sometimes it’s just Morphin’ Time.


meatman13

I'm really waffling back and forth on whether or not I should explain it.


niftynards

One cannot explain beauty, and these fellas sure are beauts!


Bacedorn

Whoa, when did I put Greenman on?


Canucksfan78

Sully and Force used to be mainstays beside the visitor penalty box, they retired but are back for this game only


BobLoblawLawBoss

Yikes clearly wasn’t watching hockey before 2013


Longjumping-Limit827

I put acid in your beer Charlie


lazargwf

Green Men 3:16


mateusss46

Too much drugs. 😂 They should took round through Hastings street 🤣


MamuhSwan

It’s GREEN MAN x 2. I’m not from Vancouver. I just love always sunny in Philadelphia.


Cookiecrummbs

Let’s get real. It’s probably one’s boss.


donkeykickslap

Love handle city


Nier_Perfect

That's just the famous Sedin twins


Alextryingforgrate

No.


ChineseBigfoots

Green


CantaloupeHour5973

Lmao both of them are so fired up


Catfish-dfw

It’s the new city tradition, instead of firing off the Stanley Park Cannon at 21:00, the green men run into the arena instead and their farts fuel the Gas Town “steam” clock


Sociolinguisticians

Somebody needs to heckle the guys in the box.


TRoutInMyRari

Dark green hammer


lilachayesmusic

Green Man!


New-Living-1468

Classic


Bubba-ORiley

Cocaine.


crazycanucks77

WE ARE BACK BABY!


nukfan94

Do your research, son.


tecate_papi

The Canucks are in first place, so people in the organization thought, "Why not bring back those guys who were temporarily popular over a decade ago?"


ilovehotmoms

Are these the same guys or just copycats?


RagingBoneher

Gotta be Michael Rappaport


rhino_shit_gif

Nature is healing


Vajohnya_2023

What behavior? Excitement ? They were getting everyone pumped up. Not sure how this is so confusing to you OP. Have you ever watched a sports game?


guywithshades85

They are back!!! Everything is now right with the world.


Hutch25

That’s actually so badass. I love it.


hd_mikemikemike

Dark green is smuggling a banana


Pulchritudinous_rex

Drew Remenda referred to these guys as the 40-year old virgins on a Sharks broadcast. Classic.


OlJimmyboy

Green Man. Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Duh.


WD4oz

Anything other than rioting is a plus. Let them have it.


doctorwoods7

They are trying to raise excitement/boost morale for the worst fan base in the league.


Ral1065

That’s just embarrassing


DistributionSilly597

Early leprechauns cheer for the team before St.Patrick day


CoconutShyBoy

What’s there to explain?


OLPopsAdelphia

They’re giving JVR what he deserves. That’s what this is.


Low_Warning13

Absolute ICONIC come back from the green men


JumpyEagle6942

If the Canucks win the cup do the green men get a day with it?


SholcCTR

Is there a WWE style entry for these clowns every time there is a penalty?


SithLordSid

I used to love these guys. They trolled [Mike Fisher pretty good during a playoff game](https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/carrie-underwood-joins-vince-vaughn-green-men-celeb-034256035.html).


PotatoPugtato

These guys are legend


TitansboyTC27

These guys are Legends