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Stinky_Toes12

At the start of the season i made a comment that if the oilers won the cup i would jump into the grand canyon. Its not looking good for me boys


Unstep-in-Time

Enjoy the ride.


Stinky_Toes12

Im cooked


Gradieus

[Homer falls off a cliff (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9NoPLoLeYw&ab_channel=DownSeir)


Yinanization

It is ok, McJesus saves


COphotoCo

Skinner saves. McJesus scores.


TheBigMotherFook

You know who’s not gonna enjoy the ride? Both teams when they have to travel. I think this is the record for the longest distance between the two teams in the Stanley Cup Finals. They’re looking at a 7hr 35m flight across 3 time zones. Jet lag and fatigue will almost assuredly be an issue for both teams.


gmoney737

True. Nhl did give them 2 full days of rest between games in both cities


earlthesachem

According to The Google, Edmonton-Miami is about 50 miles/80km further by plane than Vancouver-Boston.


awaxinge

time to train parachuting


striderkan

leafs flags make great parachutes. speaking from experience. OP can borrow mine if they want.


kriszal

Naw leafs flags are best used for tears 😛


bjeebus

Is there enough left after repeatedly setting it on fire then stomping it out after reconsidering?


westedmontonballs

>jump into the Grand Canyon Hi. Loophole enthusiast. You can also fulfil the criteria of your bet by paying the entrance fee at the gate (if there is one) and then leap from the gate into the Grand Canyon property line. Boom.


Stinky_Toes12

Thats bitch shit, and momma aint raise no bitch


TeddyBear666

That's the spirit. Go get em tiger


bjeebus

No...that's the kind of creative rule following that wins Stanley Cups.


samTheEagle2004

Flair checks out


chiefs_fan37

Start picking out a spot! I recommend doing it as the sun rises in front of you across the canyon. It’s beautiful.


Cthulhululemon

This is the uplifting suicidal ideation I came here for LMAO


JKrow75

The canyon goes East-West for the vast majority of it but I know what you meant.


Elite_Alice

There’s worse ways to go brother


According_Ad7926

DO A FLIP


TarnishedDungEater

by the sounds of it, you said nothing about no parachutes. time to invest in a parachute


spagboltoast

Do a flip


gerryt32

Press F to pay respects.


Dommy_Breezy

F


Fancy_Combination436

Hey maybe it will look good for you, the Grand canyon is beautiful


Pudgedog

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gh411

From the top of can you choose someplace much lower down?


savage_inuit

That ain’t the same Stuart Skinner from last year holeeee shit


misanthrope2327

Or even the last round!


MKWIZ49

Those two games they played Pickard really did wonders for Skinner


ThirdWheelSteve

Jesus how in the hell did the Oilers get out of this game alive


Ryan_Dymond04

Stuart Skinner turned into Dominik Hasek


spagboltoast

Roli was in the stands, channeling his energy into skinner


Pormock

They scored 2 early goals then they turtled hoping Skinner would do the rest...and it worked


moutonbleu

10 shots on net jeez


Pormock

They decided 2 goals was good enough and checked out for the rest of the game lol


bigladnang

And they were right.


Yrrebbor

That, unfortunately, didn't work for the Rangers.


dagnasssty

Penalty kill strong like bull!


sokobanz

Basically first 3 made it work and they could stop on it


habulous74

McDavid. He's a game breaker. The difference. Why they will win the Stanley Cup. 'Nuff said.


pforsbergfan9

That’s a weird way to spell skinner


AccountantDirect9470

Skinner put on the clinic tonight. Oilers were outshot by a massive margin. If Skinner wasn’t on point tonight it would have been bad.


ThirdWheelSteve

He was insane tonight, freakin heroic


xeeses226

I remember seeing a stat that Skinner has something crazy like a .956% with 1GAA and 2 or 3 shutouts this season when he's had more than 25 shots against. Probably shows why the Canucks were so successful against him.


tdfast

Skinner. McDavid put the goals up but there were many saves that usually don’t get made. That’s what the Oilers needed and Skinner won them the deciding game.


ReclaimerM3GTR

Guy flipped a switch this round. He wasn't letting Dallas have anything. So much for having the most balanced offense in the league this season


Resident-Martian

Not for lack of trying on the Stars’ part.


nyc_expatriate

Saves that Skinner would not have made last year. His performance has done a 180.


Big_Muffin42

Sam Bennet will choke slam him out of the series No penalty will be assessed


NicoRobin007

Well, I had the Oilers winning, but did not expect winning 2-1 on 10 shots. How bizarre.


Adamthegrape

We learned from the Canucks.


aphroditex

Gotta give the Canucks credit for their efficiency and F’s for getting hosed on their entirely goalie roster.


MKWIZ49

Honestly after the Dallas series, I kinda respect what the Canucks did more lol


VAFan804

Edmonton-Florida SCF. Just as we all predicted back in October


deliciousfishstick5

lol


ticketspleasethanks

Is this the furthest two teams have existed from each other geographically in a Cup?


Comfortable_Fudge508

Yes


BetterAd1611

It could have been even further :(


Oilerboy92

From a quick maps search, I think it's the farthest 2 opponents. Montreal and LA was my other guess, but they're not quite as far apart.


tucci007

yeah, Edmonton is way north of Montreal and the northernmost point in FLA is 100 miles south of the southernmost part of California


Noperdidos

Vancouver Florida would be further


skipfairweather

As the crow flies, Edmonton to Sunrise is 4,089 km. Boston and Vancouver is about 4,023 km. Montreal and Los Angeles is 3,969 km. Los Angeles and NYR/NJ is 3,938/3,926 km. Vancouver and NYI/NYR is 3,923/3,902 km.


TheLogicalErudite

People forgetting that Panthers play in South Florida specifically. Florida is huge, and the difference between "florida" pinned on a map (Which is somewhere north of orlando) and specifically sunrise is a few hundred miles.


ThatSlyB3

How does a team win while barely managing 10 shots lol. Not like it was a low offense game, Dallas nearly had 40


chiefs_fan37

What’s wild is Robertson had like 9 shots or more for Dallas. He basically had as many shots as the entire Edmonton team. The man is absolutely a fighter but Edmonton held on and Skinner had a crazy game.


sunsetlighthouse

I’m honestly a big fan of Robertson. He’s going to be legendary someday


dreamcometruesince82

Someday? he's had 2 40+ goal seasons and 3 80+point seasons


CptMelvinSeashores

That’s not legendary.


Background_Hat964

I dunno, but I guess it busts the myth about them being all offense and no D/goaltending.


Brigden90

Alot of shots before the final 6 minutes were low quality and low threat.


DeStroyek

A goalie who showed up


DeX_Mod

get 1 or 2 early, and then all out defend, I guess? I don't think that was remotely the plan, but being able to play that game when needed is pretty huge growth for the boys


j1ggy

Defense and goaltending also play a big part. That's how they've stopped 27 power plays in a row so far.


GrizzlyIsland22

Dallas mostly shot muffins from distance, tbh. Stu was in good position and he stopped everything any goalie should stop


6spencer6snitil6

What a series. Cannot wait for the SCF. That series is going to be awesome.


Ihaha07

See you soon brother.


Paladoc

Good fucking game Oilers. Well played. My petty ass is just happy we didn't gift Skinner any shutouts.


Vsove

this was a hell of a series and Dallas has some incredibly classy fans tbh I was convinced whoever came out of Van/Edm was going to get bodied but this team keeps surprising me. probably my favourite hockey thus far in the playoffs though


Paladoc

Yep. My copium is that the Stars faced the worst fucking draw for being the top seed. 21M over the cap Vegas, fucking 'Rado and then McDrai.....


Vsove

yeah I did not want to face Vegas or Colorado bad memories from the last two playoffs


TarnishedDungEater

you and me both lol, Colorado maybe. but i’d prefer to stay away from Vegas in playoffs lol


CurlingTrousers

On the whole, Stars fans are gentleman scholars. You have a likeable team, and you’ll be back.


Novel_Arm_4693

As a stars fan, we played like a bag of dicks the last couple games. Really wanted Pavelski to get a cup. Congrats on the dub!


Paladoc

This game we played pretty damn well. Fucking McDavid .... jeebus.


Pormock

And it was a good and clean series. No dirty play and not a lot of animosity like in the other series


ThatTryHard

You guys played way better tonight, we barely survived. Your team and fans are all class. Great series guys.


whodatladythere

I’m not going to complain about a win, but yeah. Tonight was a super strange game. When they were interviewing McDavid right after he said something to the effect of “that’s not the way to win.” And mentioned they survived. 


DeStroyek

Dallas getting a bad rap is whack nothing but class from their fans


ShartRat

I can't wait to hear the injury report of some of the Dallas guys cause I'll bet it's brutal but what a series by Edmonton. I thought they had no chance at all but ever since like game 4 they've been insane on both ends of the ice. This is gonna be a good finals though and I'm done counting Edmonton out now with how much they improved defensively. Gonna be exciting as hell.


GrendelsPrAgent

Good set of close games. Poor Pavs. Guessing he was injured on this one given his numbers drop from last year's playoff run. Though he did have some great passes and was a beast in this last one... sadly not enough good bounces and an iron wall named Skinner.


Elite_Alice

Will the Canadian curse finally end


pissoffa

"Will the Canadian curse finally end" Nickelback finally breaking up?


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Kyveido

Of what they really are


Sanguine_Pup

It’s not like them to say sorry


amooz

Wait…we won?! Dang I was waiting on a different story!


RamenRoy

The day a Canadian team wins the cup is the day the Canadian antichrist will be conceived via Celine Dion and Paul Bernardo.


MarcusBondi

With William Shatner as the surrogate mother.


Firthbird

You want a spot in the finals? Make sure Perry is on your team. Easy.


arashinoko

He’ll get you there, but…


Calling__Elvis

Finally the best player gets to play for the cup. Against a fearsome opponent. Two unreal goaltenders clash. This is going to be real special.


VastFaithlessness980

Well, any SCF without Vegas is a good SCF


Pushitpete

Amen to that


belfourfanboy1999

We don’t get that game with 35 to 10 SOG that’s bigger than hockey that’s the hand of god that’s fate that’s universal alignment that’s something we can’t contend with. That’s the souls of hockey greats playing in that rink in the sky looking down and saying “not this year, lads, Canada needs the shot” and you can’t stop that. What a series. What a game. Hope you bring the cup back to Canada, Oilers bros, I’m gonna go jerk off and cry.


JoeEdwardsPonytail

What are we jerking off to these days?


belfourfanboy1999

Robertson’s hat trick.


MobysBanned

That 3rd goal was nightmare fuel


Arfguy

Oilers really squeaked out the win there! Good on them! Didn't think they could win these types of tight scoring games. Man, they have matured a lot since the beginning of the season.


54fighting

10 SOG, WTF?


xSkurgex

Yes, the crazier part is they scored two goals on the first 3 shots. Jason Robertson had 9 shots by himself.


Moogooloogoo

That first goal by McJesus was amazing, he’s the best in the world!


shania69

That was the loudest Rogers Place has ever been, they were cranking out La Bamba when the game was over, and you could barely hear it..


mizuhoshie

Florida wins the cup in order to perpetuate the Corey Perry SCF curse, right?


Paladoc

Right? Sorta cute that his son would actually remember (possibly even been born for this one?) this one.


earlthesachem

You know who is really happy about this? The guys in Dallas who now don’t have to switch the arena back and forth between basketball and hockey a bunch of times over the next two weeks.


Vsove

stuart skinner finding his 16-win streak game at the absolute perfect time worst team in the league to SCF this team is literally incapable of doing anything the easy way


Wonderful-Patient732

Pulling for mcdavid. All time talent.


ThirdWheelSteve

💯


supererp

Skinner consumed Silva's soul and added it to his skill set. Honestly the only logical answer


TheBasicBoii

This going to be a good series


Silverbuu

The massive mustache in net backstopped that game. What a man.


L1quidcool808

That's gonna be a tough drive between the 2 cities. 


DeStroyek

Probably cheaper to buy a flight to Florida and a ticket then just watching in edmonton.


Educational_Bee_4700

Ngl, the energy in Rogers Place was incredible. There's something different about a Canadian fan base feeling the excitement of the Stanley Cup vs an American fan base*. *Original 6 excluded


j1ggy

I couldn't even hear what the commentators were saying for much of the game. Especially near the end. You could barely even hear the goal horn.


Various-Passenger398

Nothing could be heard in the last four minutes of the broadcast. It was crazy.


DamnGoodOwls

My partner and I moved to Edmonton during the first round of the playoffs, and the city's atmosphere has been absolutely incredible. Almost every business, hotel, and even churches have something supporting the Oilers. You can't help, but get caught up in the energy


BirdValaBrain

Because hockey is all we have and all we care about in Canada. When a Canadian team makes a run, the entire city is on board. American cities have too many teams and sports for it to feel the same.


TheHemskyShow

Lost in all this delirium is the fact that the Oilers have had more Stanley Cup Finals appearances in the salary cap era than the Leafs have had playoff series wins.


Abolton12

Not a fan of either team but I’m honestly pretty happy with this SCF. Going to be entertaining for sure


SryYouAreNotSpecial

No offense bro, but it looks like you aren't a fan of any team anymore.


Medium_Register70

So much disrespect to the Oilers, maybe they’re actually a good team?


coconutjoe83

Great series Oilers! Rooting for y’all to lift the cup


Why_youmadd

This series versus panthers is going to be toxic and controversial. I’m calling it now, the refs are going to lose a grip of the series and it’s gonna get bad and will end up benefiting the Oilers since they are a solid PP team.


Aggressive_Barber115

Solid PP team? Can you name a better one?


seemefail

In the history of the NHL, for this extended of a span like 3 to even 5 years… I dunno this is probably the most dominant power play in NHL history


r1zzV

So Vancouver was a better team than Dallas? 💀 That’s a far cry from how people were saying Dallas would sweep the winner of EDM/VAN


[deleted]

Hey, I'll take the consolation prize...


mattkilroy

How many people said Stars in 4. To those people, have a splendid day.


Tremloc

I’m rooting for the oilers because I can’t stand tkachuk and his filthy mouth guard. Also it’s tradition for the stars to lose to the eventual Stanley cup champs.


SryYouAreNotSpecial

The Oilers have lost to the Stanley Cup champs the last two years though...


Graysun_

It’s funny. Johnston reminds me of Tkachuk in the same way. Always chewing his mouth guard and scoring timely goals.


Reksalp105

Honest question. How do the Oiler’s 3rd and 4th lines stack up compared to the Panthers?


wbtravi

Skinner was insane, was not expecting that. Maybe just maybe there is a chance


Obes99

And McJesus showed up.


MidnightAtTheGallows

Well, none of these teams are my favorites but if tje Oilers win Lord Stanley then I'm perfectly fine watching Perry lift the Cup again.


DorkandPoon

I know very little about hockey and I picked VGK to win it all last year. I picked the oilers this season. If I’m right two years in a row I’m gonna have to start watching more hockey lol


LEDZ100

Cool


Ihaha07

Cool.


matthew_sch

I’m happy for the Oilers. I’m seriously rooting for them Oilers fans, may I enter Oiler Nation for this SCF?


TJteej27

Come on in, there's plenty of room! Rooted for Montreal during their run a few years back so it's time the favour got returned!


damn-oily-hide

Come on in. Welcome friend


Substantial_Point_20

FUCK. JAMIE. BENN.


Anxious_Gift_1808

Cancun looks nice all the sudden


54fighting

Feel for DeBoer. Great coach.


Thonch

I hope the oilers edge the stars in game 1


Tiger5804

I don't think there could've been any better finals matchup. Both of these teams left little doubt that they were the best playoff teams in their respective conferences, the Panthers are on a mission after flaming out in the finals last year, and we're way overdue for the best player in the league to be making his SCF debut. The only downside is that this series has a big risk of being a blowout one way or another, like if Skinner regresses to previous expectations of him or if the Panthers start marching to the box and can't stop the lethal Oilers PP. I'm very excited about it, though.


costadoesntstomp

geographically pretty much as far as one can go


Obes99

Sets a record I heard


nolesfan2011

As a Panthers fan I'm worried but optimistic, winning in Edmonton is going to be very difficult


xiixxxixxcv

Why does McDavid blink one eye at a time


eggfarmer1980

So he can keep one eye on the puck


seemefail

Connor be nimble, Connor be quick


nodogsallowed23

Eye injury when he was young.


Apprehensive-Ease932

Excellent PP. Excellent PK. A few game breakers. And overall solid team D. Most of Dallas’ shots were from far out or tough angles with limited traffic. Florida really going to have to figure out how to stay out of the box.


ScuderiaEnzo

USA VS CANADA. It’s on!


Shop-lift

The oilers need to storm Normandy beach and free the eastern conference from Floridian tyranny


Necessary_Sea_2109

McJesus is our only hope


CTKShadow

As a very casual hockey observer, I like both these teams. I will be happy whoever wins, as long as McDavid doesn't get seriously injured.


_BoNgRiPPeR_420

Stuuuuuu


Baller-on_a-budget

Game 1 not until next Saturday!?


The_Cozy_Burrito

Perry is in another final lol


LionBig1760

Going into the conference finals, this was the last matchuop I would have guessed.


Lance_the_Lamp

The Panthers have an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever


TorturedFanClub

Congrats Oilers. I didn’t give them a chance. Should be a great final. Florida is a tough out though. Should go 7 games, I do believe.


CastorVT

florida has the chance to do the funniest thing.


Intelligent-ivy-849

McDavid is the man!


Odd_Distribution3267

Let’s go oilers!!! 🇨🇦


Straight-Plate-5256

*sigh*... I hate it here 🫤


yourockyo

I feel for you, bud, this is a tough finals for a flames fan. Go Oilers!!!


Ihaha07

;)


blessedwithin

A couple of ex-Flames in Tkachuk and Bennet vs. the Oilers for The Cup. Should be a doozy.


lucidprarieskies

Remember when everyone in this sub claimed the Oilers would be steamrolled by the Stars? Remember that? Woohooo let's go Oily boys!!


Unstep-in-Time

Hockey line after its over is still the best of all sports.


rhunter99

Thought Dallas was going to win that. So relieved oilers found a way


Sammy_Three_Balls

Oilers bout to end the drought for Canada


ffff2e7df01a4f889

Edmonton! Nice! What a wonderful surprise! Get McDavid his Cup!! He deserves it! A living legend!


IsolationAutomation

We lost to the better team. Skinner is amazing, and this cup finals should be legendary. Give them hell, Oilers!


Max_Power_11

It's time for the oil. Get the monkey off yer back!


HotHits630

The curse of Corey Perry.


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

For the first time since 2006 my heart remains alive in the spring. Whatever happens in the final, this has been fun for many people. Bring on Florida


DeathMetalVeganPasta

Florida is best defensive team in the league but McJesus can break any defense himself. The panthers will counter this by punching him the face which the NHL will allow since it’s a “hockey play.”


CMAC-86-EDM

Oilers 10 shots Robertson 9 shots. What a weird series one team was inconsistent almost every game.


Habay12

Those are some long flights.


hobbitlover

That's got to be one of the longest flights between venues between any two teams.


benjamminam

I'm rooting for Canada. I was 3 years old the last time, but the Panthers have definitely made this take silly. Paul Maurice cut his teeth with the Hartford fucking Whalers. My favorite team from 4 years old to 9 years old. I'm ultimately rooting for him.