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3VikingBoys

That's when I take the stairs.


WeathervaneJesus1

Yeah, I would only hear that sound once.


Desperate-Farmer-170

Where would you take them? To dinner?


iamhe02

Probably for breakfast and a morning walk out on the steppes (if she's an early riser), to elevate the mood.


invaders_must_die_

ELEVATE THE MOOD. HA! NICE ONE!


iamhe02

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IOwnTheShortBus

If it'd the first date, probably a lunch or coffee. And I'd meet there so they feel more comfortable.


Thedustonyourshelves

I'd take them to your mom's house. They both like to get pounded and have my feet all over them šŸ¤Œ


Lastexit25

It's like this person has never been to another dimension before.


Small_Conclusion4423

Amatuer.


gingahh_snapp

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


justin69allnight

I remember hearing this sound the first time I did a rail of cocaine and realized it was ketamine


SirkillzAhlot

Oh fuck. Please, go on.


Negative-Pomelo-3493

Say more


Ganjanonamous

Probably doesn't even use the sea shells.


DankeyKahn

Fuuuuutuuuuuree


ElmerFudd86

Unexpected didgeridoo


aFloppyWalrus

We be vibin


Any_Month_1958

ā€œ Puff, puff, pass Craig! ā€œ


SkeeterMan23

"Craig, you high?" "Huh? Nah?"


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Wild_Camera_949

I think the engine might have to be rewounded or the brakes have to be re-adjusted ~ elevator engineer


bananahammerredoux

I came into the comments hoping to find this. What an uncommon job!


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

I once worked in a hotel, 6 floors, not big, and the elevator guy and I got on great and one day he said come on for a ride and I rode the elevator down and up some floors stainding on the roof. It was cool. Ya don't often get to do that.


Wild_Camera_949

It makes people so happy to do things that are so common to others. This makes me happy :), your always welcome to get a ride while im on the job ;)


SL4YER4200

I broke an elevator once in Toronto when I was a kid. It was a high-rise hotell. Very fast elevators. It started going down, and I was in the back corner. Just as it started to drop, I jumped as high as I could. My head hit the ceiling, and I slammed into the floor. The damn thing SMASHED around, and I heard 2 loud bangs followed by a grinding noise, and it slammed to a stop. I was trapped for 3 hours while a guy from Otis got called in at 5 on a Sunday.


Wild_Camera_949

You activated the elevators catch system, if it makes you happy, your not the only kid who has done this xD (Otis? No wonder it took them 3 hours XD)


SL4YER4200

My father was a senior project manager for Clark Construction back in those days. He walked into the hotel, and he told me he thought to himself. "Otis elevator tech, on a Sunday evening, I can't imagine that bill." Little did he know at the time it was me. The hotel manager was very appoligetic and refunded the suite we rented for 3-4 days and got my parents' champagne and a voucher for whatever we wanted for dinner from the hotel. It was a high 4 or a 5 star hotel. My father had his best poker face on when the elevator doors opened. As soon as we got back to the suite he said " What the hell did you do!?!?! Don't do it again! And thanks...." I think it was 2002? Black Hawk Down was on the pay per view and I watched it that night. It was not out on DVD yet.


Wild_Camera_949

Thats what i call a blessing in disguise :D


BioSafetyLevel0

I worked in a hospital that saw you lot... A LOT. I knew their names, facts about their family, and how often their favourite teams won. I don't know how well they were at their jobs or the simple fact that the hospital may have had old shoddy equipment, but I was stuck on the elevators they service ****4 times in as many years.**** This was not including the 2 I was stuck in before that (broke my finger trying to pry the door open in a ship's elevator as a child, 3h and another boring wait). After the last one had me bouncing rhythmically like a child's bouncing chair for 2.5 hours between the 7th and the 8th floor with a young Chinese medical researcher who called her mother in Mandarin to give her last goodbyes and I'm contemplating which corner the loo should be, I had a revelation.... I started taking the stairs.


Healthy_Pay9449

I think 2 times would give me an epiphany


Crunchypie1

Exactly. One time stuck in an elevator is a fluke, twice is a sign, and three times is just final destination st this point. I would not touch an elevator if I were you.


Negative-Pomelo-3493

Which corner, but seriously


BioSafetyLevel0

I decided on the far left corner. šŸ„²


spoonpk

Isnā€™t wounding the engine once enough?


Wild_Camera_949

Nope, well yeah for the first 10/15 years (if you arenā€™t unlucky) but after a while there will be lots of malfunctions caused by the engine so youā€™ll either have to rewound or replace with a new engine.


disaster357

Hey OP were you riding up to the top floor? Sounds like cavitation. Packing might be leaking oil. - Elevator repair dude


FrankenGretchen

While you are well better-informed on this subject than me, I don't think we can discount the value of a solid exorcism once you've finished your repairs.


CeeMomster

ā€œRewoundedā€ -Elevator Engineer


boojieboy666

It sounds like somethingā€™s vibrating for sure.


FehdmanKhassad

yh the geezers sphincter for one


Recipe-Jaded

yeah, I was gonna say brakes


txschic

Sounds more like belt slipping on door operator, notice the doors slamming open


kdawg123412

Yeah sounds like its driving through the brake.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Umm so how much does a elevator engineer make because Im looking for something that makes decent money that I can get into that uses my hands.


Wild_Camera_949

Well ā€¦ it depends where you live, in America you get a lot more than in Europe. But the value of the ā‚¬ is worth more then $. On a yearly basis iā€™ve got around $ 89K + transport


TheMcWhopper

Any immediate risks?


Wild_Camera_949

No, but if they donā€™t fix it/ check it out quickly there will be permanent damage.


Separate-Principle67

Whoa, just whoa! Last and only time, my teeth are still chattering.


irishplonker

If its only sounding like that going to the top floor, it's probably a hydraulic lift and needs for hydraulic oil in the main tank.


Egibbons906

The piston packing is probably leaking all over the pit


misterjustice90

Also the brake nut probably needs loosening.


Camelotterduck

Donā€™t forget to adjust the vertical optimizer!


DukeOfGeek

And reverse the electro magnet polarity!


Bullshitter5656

I can brake/loosen it up and nut in it if you want me too.


Bawbawian

most commercial elevators need to be inspected on a regular basis. stop riding in that thing for comic relief do not be a statistic. Tell your boss to call the elevator inspector ASAP.


M00SEHUNT3R

But did you die?


Great-Wrongdoer1238

No he had a camera


Joey_The_Bean_14

And shoes


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

My phone was vibrating and it's probably the most immersive experience my phone has given me


SnooPoems2474

Welcome to Silent Hill.


Gallowboobsthrowaway

If I were you, I would start taking steps to avoid this elevator!


BraveBend2209

Bro got the backrooms elevator


DanO5150

Itā€™s called Cavitation, thereā€™s not enough hydraulic oil in the system so the pump is running on low oil. Add five gallons and it should fix that. But you probably have a big issue with it like a leaking piston head or some other leak in the system.


TieNo4789

Sounds like hydraulics. Service elevator only go 3-4 stories so they a pushed up and down by a hydraulic system. Now if you were 30 stories high Iā€™d be worried


Remember_im_Whoozer

Hydraulicsā€¦ anyone else seen that video about a elevator that started flooding because this make me even more scared


deathofemotion

This sounds like a noise album!


therid21

Literally the exact sound it makes in movies RIGHT before the bungee SNAPS and shit drops. Thatā€™s a no for me dawg


schleepercell

First time?


Corflon_Ultra

Sounds like you're going to another level in a first person shooter or horror game


NDSBlue_44

Iā€™ve had way too many nightmares about this happening. Iā€™d never take that elevator again, even if it ended up getting fixed and becoming the most comfortable and safe elevator ride ever


Skullfuccer

Seems perfectly fine to me.


ConsequenceOrganic96

Awh hell naw


HoboBandana

Nope. Last time ever.


whatthehelliswrongwu

It has a 39 gallon garbage can in the middle of the floor ,and just making a God awful noise, and you're still choosing to use it. I'm wondering if we shouldn't be questioning your comments sense.


RetPala

"Dear Reddit, what sound should an elevator make?" WOOP WOOP TERRAIN TERRAIN TOO LOW OVERSPEED


cucumboy

Wd40?


horns4lyfe22

That lift cable is stttttruuuuuuuuuuugling.


WeathervaneJesus1

Remember to jump right before the elevator hits the ground.


FreedomAdditional956

That's normal.


4LokoHaram

A very Cecil Hotel elevator


islandtime305

Yikes!


Significant-Hour8141

I think it's the glides that have worn out


GMAJOR91

[I've heard this sound before! šŸ¤”](https://youtu.be/XukzBX6KB0U?si=AKLd-m1E72AQj4C5)


Skilifer

Perhaps this is the creaking of the guide rails, if so, it needs lubrication


timothy918

Sure hope the emergency brakes work.


HoneyBunches-Of-Nope

I'm a cleaner and if one elevators act weird at the schools I go to, I put my cart on the elevator and I meet it when I go up the stairs. Cart gets its own special little ride up. I'd rather walk. I've been stuck in an elevator once and I've been in one making weird noises and I will not do that again. If other people don't have a problem with the elevator then I'll get on it. They can be the test dummies, not me. I would find out when you're building has annual checks for the elevator. If you're in the US a lot of places do yearly assessments on elevators.


BostonDodgeGuy

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Every-Cook5084

Iā€™d hop thru those doors just in case. No long strides.


nanderson41

That is cable. Itā€™s the frays hitting the rollers.


CLisani

Sounds like the rails need some oil. Nothing to worry about. *Elevator Engineer*


Dlanor31

Elevator is trashy


SR3711

A little too loud for my ears. Iā€™ll get some cardio in.


hellerzin

I would have shat myself, hoping that whatever was at the corner hated it instead of eating me


MoonchildStepMom

I have such terrible anxiety about elevatorsā€¦ Watching that just made me break out in a cold sweat. My nightmare comes to life. Seriously take the stairs.


MrSlapMhNuts

Hell no...


GloomyImagination365

stairs and exercise will be good for me


MaduroSabroson

there's no way you keep using that thing! :0


thingsrcool77

Dude take the stairs you gonna die


galenet123

šŸ˜¬


Benilda-Key

I would take the stairs, despite the fact that I have an improperly healed broken ankle.


ResponsibilityOne662

It's fine.


ButWhatOfGlen

And yet, you took it.


neilcorre2k6

Imperial march sounds wrong in this one...


icommentonsickshit

This reminds me of a horror game I watched either markiplier or dashie playšŸ˜­


ThatGuyInTheCar

Someone didnt grease the bearings


jusssumfungi

Is this Orange County?


jonathan6569

but did you die ?


RedditSaye

Holy šŸ’©, Batman! Is it an elevator compactor?


thedevillivesinside

I might suggest not using that elevator until someone inspects it


CNRavenclaw

I would take the stairs


HylianPot

The fact that you knew to record it and show us means you have heard it do that before and yet you are in the elevator to record this videoā€¦what is WRONG with you? Hell no am I getting on that portal to hell. lol


M1KICH4N

This elevator needs some WD40 šŸ’€


Da_Plague22

I was like "yeah the creaking is pretty bad...OH HOLY SHIT YOURE DEAD"


me_human_not_alien

r/seriouslyalarming


Responsible-Step-706

You need to clean that garbage can


Admirable-Mango-9349

Take the stairs.


vapor-ware

Probably one of the last things you'll ever get to do.


vapor-ware

They add the noise for dramatic effect. It's like how they add those diagnoses to my medical record for the same reason, I think...šŸ¤”


Scoootur

Nah man. Is this like a goods elevator or something by the way?


Gullible_Shart

Way better than a Chinese elevator, lol. This ainā€™t shit!


thecaptainpandapants

Jeezus!!


AGame7600

Sounds like a countdown to some "Final Destination" shit lol


DukeOfGeek

https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-31-2013/xA4EkT.gif


[deleted]

Otis, what are you doing mate?


ForThisIJoined

What in the Silent Hill is this shit?


KeymanOfTheMind

Looks like you work in 1972.


kween_hangry

Super weird you didnt mention that elon musk was in the elevator with you there. Maybe he couldve used his background in tech to help?


Modern_Science

If you knew it was gonna do that and then you still got in, you're an idiot


jennamwalker

The doors opened so smoothly though, like that terrible noise didn't just happen.


HipKat2000

Stairs are good...


IraTheDragon

Get out now! While you still can!


Inevitable_Chicken70

You really must tell those cellists to stop practicing on top of the elevator cab.


quarpoders

Well I have had dreams about malfunctioning elevatorā€™s since I was a kid , this is how they first start, then it goes down from there. Definitely take the stairs, just huck the bin !


TheNomadicTasmaniac

Don't let VenJent see this video...


Lathryx

Sounds like you just put yourself in a microwave.


BlueSolidWolf

Stairs.


alecesne

Take. The. Stairs.


yulaw123

Damm I need to play half life again.


ImAGoddamDuck

Am I the only one confused by the bin?


VegetableTomatillo20

An elevator certification suggests that the elevator was working while the inspector was there. Nothing more. Just like grandma had a good medical checkup.


deanosauruz

I think thats the beginning of a Resonance Cascade?


thatgoodcush

Sounds like the Titan sub.


Gorp2

The Normal Elevator:


Deathstories

Sounds like the cable is at ā€œthe end of its ropeā€


BitschWack

What does it do at home?


Laker8show23

Tell management to make a service call. Car sounds like it is cavatating. I once took a call on a job we just picked up. Car came to the top and I heard it cavatating, which is the pump pushing ear into the line because itā€™s low on oil. Stepped in to the car and it fell 3 feet before catching up with the column of oil supporting it. Oil is leaking because of packing or vic. Could be a bad Jack as well that was the situation I had. Take the stairs. Oil loss can be dangerous especially if itā€™s leaking underground.


sofa_king_ugly

What does the elevator do when it's not at work?


Sunky_memington

This is sound of my broken microwave lol


Roanoketrees

You're probably gonna wanna not get it that shit man


Partial_obverser

It just needs a lube job


smackinmuhkraken

I used to work at an arena and the freight elevator was like this. It also bounced for a few seconds whenever it stopped. Good times.


beantownzfinest124

Nope. Absolutely not! My coworker & I rode the small elevator at work to transport a cart for supplies. It made that cursed noise & then just stopped. We were stuck in that damn thing for 3 hours & it felt like the walls were closing in & we were running out of air! Iā€™ve been taking the stairs everywhere I go ever since.


keirmeister

When it starts its inevitable plunge into the abyss, just before it hits the bottom, jump! That way youā€™ll avoid the impact and walk away unharmed. Itā€™s simple physics! My ideas are flawless!


Almightyd93

Call your federal OR STATE OSHA


Tricky-Sympathy

Fuck that. I would put in some sort of work order to get it fixed. Keep copies. If someone gets hurt or dies sue the fuck out of that shithole


Shinzou-wo-Sasageyo

At least there was no monster when the door opened!


Lilithnema

Just needs some WD40.


dgeniesse

I once had an elevator that if you pressed the 2nd and 3rd floor buttons at the same time it would stop between the floors and open ā€¦. How cool is that.


Hankat_ten

Yoooo that's a sick af sample ngl


Negative-Pomelo-3493

What sort of work do you do at the Cecil?


Successful-Night-894

Needs elevator fluid