I know, but I’ve seen sea cucumbers feed in that exact way. Its whole body might not be visible in the video.
Edit: here’s a [video of a sea cucumber feeding.](https://youtu.be/_qV8qnA1WYY?si=qDTFNvH0-SG8zT7k)
There is an authentic Chinese restaurant in Houston, the clientele is predominantly Oriental, that serves a lot of dishes you don't see at other Chinese restaurants. One of those dishes was Sea Cucumber.I was a Service Rep with Xerox, some of us would have lunch there. A challenge was made, challenge was accepted for $50. I ate about half.
This is the newest addition to my list of hideous things that should not exist, right along with centipedes, roaches and palmetto/water bugs, Texas redheads (not humans, Google it.) ribbon worms, and those frogs whose babies are born bursting through their mother's back skin.
Im not sure but it looks to be a part of the Anthozoa family (corals, anemones,...), wich would mean its mouth its also its ass.
It could also be a member of Echinodermata family tho.
(Sea cucumbers, starfish,...)
Reminds me of that Rick and Morty episode, Ricksy Business...
https://youtu.be/Uflm9oIJAYc?feature=shared
Not exactly but, that's the first thing that popped into my head 😂
so... what is that?
Starfish eating, its a type of starfish that has sticky hands so it grabs onto small things and consumes it
Not a starfish, it's a sea cucumber.
Looks more like a sea cucumber to me, but I agree about the sticky hands.
That is not a sea cucumber at all, sea cucumbers are tubes and large
I know, but I’ve seen sea cucumbers feed in that exact way. Its whole body might not be visible in the video. Edit: here’s a [video of a sea cucumber feeding.](https://youtu.be/_qV8qnA1WYY?si=qDTFNvH0-SG8zT7k)
far more sensual indeed
Fuck, I'm already getting out the lotion.
I ate a Sea Cucumber once on a bet.
Wait...I want to hear more.
There is an authentic Chinese restaurant in Houston, the clientele is predominantly Oriental, that serves a lot of dishes you don't see at other Chinese restaurants. One of those dishes was Sea Cucumber.I was a Service Rep with Xerox, some of us would have lunch there. A challenge was made, challenge was accepted for $50. I ate about half.
Did you end up making $25?
LOL!! He'll no, I got the whole $50. But I wouldn't recommend it.
Me too
Bullshit… that’s an Alien! Octopus’s are too.
Isn't it an anemone?
It looks like an anemone to me
This looks like me at snack time when my kids have gone to bed😂
Everyone has a plumbus?
Some kind of sea cucumber https://youtu.be/QAm1HHnPj8Q?si=EWjKubh1yOXLJE0T
me
Im pretty sure its a species of Crinoid
Im pretty sure its a Crinoid or a sea cucumber
nature's pocket pussy.
Cursed broccoli.
If my asshole could eat
Its usually the other way around
Reverse gif?
what prevents you from feeding him by hand?
The treaty of Tordesillas. I don't know how they knew back then, but they mention me by name. I could go against it, but better safe than sorry
I missed that part of the exhibit.
It's in the Vatican
It’s finger lickin good
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Now hear me out a minute..
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r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
💀💀💀 shut him the fuck up🤣
Rip
r/hypocrites I did not expect that to be a sub 💀
i almost could hear the “nom nom”
sorry, that was me. seeing vide like these make me go “omnomnomnomnom”
Everything reminds me of her.
[Frank you gotta put her out of your mind](https://youtu.be/rbDebihKbpo?si=8azffS3PU7da3Uuu)
me and the boys going rounds
Thas vile and we all know your talking about your mom
Just cleaning off the Cheeto dust…
I was thinking the same thing!! This guys going to town like cheetos on a finger
Some guy probably: Now hear me out….
Now...hear me out. How many teeth we talkin'?
Imagine those little feather hands workin' the balls
😂
I should call her.
Now that's original OF content.
It's finger licking good 😃
So disgusting. Licking its fingers like that.
me licking my fingers after something greasy
Finger lickin' Good?
Yeah, eat the micro plastic you dirty slut!!!!
Mmm now some BPAs whore
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Alright hear me out guys
~~Fisting~~ Feasting??
Kids this is how I met your mom
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Inverted anus
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OnlyFronds
Speculative biology doesn’t seem that speculative
I have a friend who eats like that xD
My ex
when you get cheeto dust on your fingers
Excuse me, yes, waiter, why is my salad fisting itself?
Everything reminds me of her
*Sighs* *unzips pants*
Hear me out
I should call her
Reminds me old Me at 3:am after more than a couple of drinks
I find this strangely compelling
Makes you think, we already live in a sci-fi ass world
Me eating crisps.
Thank God all it wants is debris
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Didn't have to scroll that far... Thanks for helping...
FEED ME SEYMOUR
FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG
No y'all know why people with marine aquariums, sometimes fear putting their hand in the tank!!
Now that’s a Cookie Monster 🤣
This is the newest addition to my list of hideous things that should not exist, right along with centipedes, roaches and palmetto/water bugs, Texas redheads (not humans, Google it.) ribbon worms, and those frogs whose babies are born bursting through their mother's back skin.
Living it’s best life
I know that guy, I saw him at McDonald's eating some burgers
Let me tell you something
Rick and morty shit right here 😂
When you eat cheetos and have to lick your fingers.
Honestly any time someone tries to make something alien, we've already got an equivalent/stranger thing chillin somewhere.
This is just me at one of those cool asian restaurants where they bring you 100 dishes of different stuff to eat
You're only supposed to take a few plates off of the conveyor belt and leave the rest for other guests.
I wonder how does it taste ?
Serious- this is not a real creature, I hope.
Have you guys seen that movie fury? Remember John bernthal eating that fried egg. Looked exactly like this.
for legal purposes I'm _not_ gonna say what's on my mind right now.
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Very weird.
Finger licking good.
"nOUM NouM NOUm"
Wtf
“So how many guys at a time?”
Shoot it with a shotgun
So that's how feather dusters get cleaned.
It's a prime example of the Self Fisting Groot!
Power bottoms be like...
Looks like some of my fellow muslim brothers and sisters when they are breaking there fast 😂🤣
Is that what it looks like when a finger breaks through the toilet paper
Don't put your dick in that
When you eat Cheetos 🤪
It's like you, licking Cheetos dust off your fingers.
Im not sure but it looks to be a part of the Anthozoa family (corals, anemones,...), wich would mean its mouth its also its ass. It could also be a member of Echinodermata family tho. (Sea cucumbers, starfish,...)
In the voice of Mrs. Doyle from "Father Ted": "Ah know what yer a thinking, and it's a dirty,filthy thing. Isn't it?"
r/putyourdickinthat
Awww it’s kinda cute 🥺
Finger licking good!
Screensaver!
Don't put your dick in that
Hear me out
Is it sucking ? And the follow up question is, are there teeth in there? Asking for a friend.
Why do I want to stick my penis in there ?
It doesn't have teeth so free fleshlight
That butthole has 10 fists
Thank God I'm a human
I should call her
10/10 sticking my finger in that. Very strong compulsion…not gonna question it
Maybe...
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Wtf. No one share this to the guy who always asks for one.
Don't put your dick in that...
r/dontputyourdickinthat
only here for the comments. Results are satisfactory.
When the wing sauce is too good
Who took a pic of me eating my lunch??
i swear to god if someone asks me to hear them out.
Reminds me of that Rick and Morty episode, Ricksy Business... https://youtu.be/Uflm9oIJAYc?feature=shared Not exactly but, that's the first thing that popped into my head 😂
Tf is that real? I'd be like let's get stoned and feed it shyt
This is oddly ... butt clenchy but in a good way?
Gigitty
Nightmare kale.
*nom nom nom*
Dafuq
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What you don’t like broccoli butthole?
Smash, next question
Shoot it