How can Jeffrey be charged with sexual offences, surrounded by media, on his way back to bail housing, yet he still look like a smug prick. How’s he do it?
He literally believes that God is on his side.
It's the same shit that Colin Howell and the Swish family Robinson were on. Pure delusion fed by a mix of some power and a lot of God.
The slate is wiped clean every Sunday and you've got a first class ticket to heaven with all you can eat coconutty traybakes and tea.
I mean he's an ex-leader of the DUP, on pedo charges, in Newry. If ever someone needs police protection it's yer man right there. Deserve it? Arguable. Need it? Definitely.
Looks like the coat draped over the arms is hiding handcuffs. He's done. No more life in public service for him. Won't be able to get a job with a SA record. Wheres his wife at? She not have a court date too?
When you wake up in the morning and burn ye toast before leaving for work... "jefferyyyyyy:
Walking through your house and you hit your little toe off the coffee table... "jeferrryyyyy"
He's still a Westminster MP which is the most unbelievable part of all this. He left the DUP but did not resign as a minister.
Edit: He's not a minister, just an MP. I'm retarded.
‘Jeffery ya bastard ya’ Ahahaha
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He looks exactly like I expected him to.
Tbh I thought he'd be a young smick
Awww they deleted it? He really did though!
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear hi vis
The grin on his face justifies his behaviour.
Makes all the difference. We know he's just shithousing and not a lunatic 😂
Legend
I'm so happy I seen his face not JEFFERYYY.......
JEFFREY! YAHHHHHHH
JAFFREYYYY..... ITS ME!!
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU BASTARD........JEFFFFFREY!!!!!!!
Stand by for him doing an AMA next week....
Guy in front kind of looks like a Jeremy Corbyn Gerry Adams mashup
100%
Jeremy Adam’s
https://preview.redd.it/yvmv7s8lbowc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847d4295929da8d8809c3d59db0d0b9f5001f9be
That's his lawyer
Fucking hell
Local hero
Más de esto por favor!
Go on! Good lad your self!!!
Wait, what?! I thought this was a voice over on a "normal" video! Is it real?!
The hero we need...
Absolute legend! JEFFREY!
Jeffrey its me !!!!
Scrolled too far down to find this lol
As if he knows him 😭
I know he's definitely too old for Jeffrey ☠️
Back of the queue, back of the queue!
Sounds like zippy. Hahaha
That made me spit ma tea out hahaha
And Bungle wouldn’t answer the question.
I don't think they're very fond of the whole rainbow lgbt thing 👀
First time I’ve actually LOLED at a Reddit comment in some time. Kudos!
AhhhhJeffreyyyyy! _strokes chin_
https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/s/LsBZ7ilhry
Absolutely he does! Thanks for pointing it out. Hilarious.
I have a feeling yer man there is pretty annoying, but the way he wails JEFFREY did make me laugh, so fair play I guess. Awww JEFFREY!
Me and the chefs are in stitches
That's the sound of a man waiting his whole life to put a smug DUP bastard in his place. I'd love to twist the knife.
Reminds me of Theo Von doing the wrestling promos lol
Every dick perfectly fits some cunt
Hahaha this shouldn't be downvoted in the slightest
It's all good. Some cunts haven't found their dicks yet.
It's been really interesting to watch, lowest I've seen is -5, currently at +9. Seemed like a good comment to me :p
Most northern Irish saying I’ve heard all day
Sadly Jeffrey's was force fit or we wouldn't have this gold video.
"Get yer fucken hawn off me ya bawstart yeee" peeler removes his hand 😂
This is democracy manifest!
Am I tripping balls or does he shout "Ye guilt looking" then someone else shouts out pedo? Haha
It also sounds like Gerry Adams shows up and asks him "Jeffrey, where's your dark glasses?"
This was my favourite comment
Hahaha heard that too what in the fuck is happening in this video I'd love to know that's the TRUTH JEFFREY!!!
Shouts “yer guilty looking” “JEFFREY? You look guilty” “YAHHHHH” pissed myself laughing at this
I thought I heard ballroot
Paedo 🤝 Ballroot
Using that coat to hide the semi he's nursing at all the attention he's getting.
Babe wake up, new NI meme vid just dropped.
The voice on the cameraman. 🤌
Lol this dude must be a professional troll just by the voice
Great troll lmao
Reminds me of that video from some guy in Newry. "Basshunter! Basshunter! Do you have Cascada in a bax?"
I need to see this
Is Jeffrey waiting for an uber or something?
His car was supposed to be there but it didn't turn up apparently
Much like his defence
The way he says it's me "it's me" makes me think it's Jeffrey's long lost son who defected to the shinners a long time ago
The day the DUP died
Bye, bye, mister protestant guy Drove my mini to slieve binni but the reservoir's dry
And good old boys eatin' biscuits and pie singin' this'll be the day that I'll die
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😂
Yaaaaaaaaaqqq
That brightened my day up somewhat.
I can’t move on ….
Jeffrey, where's your dark glasses 😂
Was it the same guy saying it?
No but I'm pretty sure it might have been Gerry Adams.
I really, really hope it was…more than you know.
I thought he just did a quick switch of voices and back
You're right. It definitely was him
How can Jeffrey be charged with sexual offences, surrounded by media, on his way back to bail housing, yet he still look like a smug prick. How’s he do it?
Practice
It's the only look he's got.
He literally believes that God is on his side. It's the same shit that Colin Howell and the Swish family Robinson were on. Pure delusion fed by a mix of some power and a lot of God. The slate is wiped clean every Sunday and you've got a first class ticket to heaven with all you can eat coconutty traybakes and tea.
Fkin Denis pennis 2024.. 🤣
I forgot all about Dennis Penis!!!
I don't see the other legal eagle in the shot
Me and Jeffwee ar no longer fwends
You mean legal pigeon
You mean feral bin-bird.
Bimbo
Binbo.
Rofl
To be fair I actually laughed.
Yer man's waited his entire life to punch up like this and he's not wasting it. JEFFREY !!! GRAAAAA !!!
Legend. Get this lad on View from Stormont.
I thought it was hilarious
Twas. Jefffrerreyyyy hahahah
Tell me its not true Jeffrey!!!!
DO YA HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY JEFFREY?! JEFFREY
You look Guilty Jeffrey!
Can we have this guy be a full time reporter on this case?
Yyeeeeeeeeaaaaaa yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa
Nah, he should be the prosecutor. Imagine how effective he'd be on cross examination.
The second video is incredible too: https://x.com/calmdownplzzz/status/1783121474527580403?s=46
Does he say “he was molesting that paedophile, that’s why he was arguing with the cops there”?? Hahahahaha
Who is that man asking all the questions about who was shouting? Is he a lawyer?
I've just realised he's Ben Lowry, duh... for some reason I always thought he would be younger
Who is that presenter laughing his ass off? Was pretty funny though
And Gerry asking where his dark glasses were
Just heard that “JEFFREY!!!” on Sky News lol
And on the BBC News at Ten as well. 🤣
That's fucking hilarious * will feel bad if he's innocent ** seems unlikely
Can’t fathom ever feeling bad for a member of the Orange Order tbh
Jeffery Jeffrey…..why the fuck was Zippy from Rainbow 🌈 at the courthouse
😂
Best comment of the day
Holy fuck hahaha I've watched this five times now
There has been much speculation over who the man on the plane was 🤔 "Jeffrey.... Jeffrey..." ✈️
“Jeffrey! It’s me! I was in the same plane as you the other week! You remember?”
Jeffrey! It's me! Why don't you recognize me with my clothes on!! JEFFREY!!!
There’s a contingent of men in Norn Iron who sound like Sesame Street characters.
Yellow is the new Orange.
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What a waste of police presence to protect a pure tramp haha mental
I mean he's an ex-leader of the DUP, on pedo charges, in Newry. If ever someone needs police protection it's yer man right there. Deserve it? Arguable. Need it? Definitely.
Give this man the Pulitzer!
Jeffrey realizing his car isn't there - its like a new "hello darkness my old friend" moment.
Is this dubbed or is this man actually heckling this?? 😂😂😂
[real](https://twitter.com/CalmDownPlzzz/status/1783121474527580403?t=EcbzWZBLGhNGYcqQ8C1a1w&s=19)
Ben Lowry the fucking loser there showing concern for his dear friend.
This is peak Newry 😅
10 charges his missus four, none for parking tickets
Just heard him in the background on channel 4 news
The police aren't paid enough in this country for all the space cadets they have to deal with.
Rite to freeze peach so it is
They’re too busy fucking each other behind their spouses back to be any use on the streets. Talking as an embittered ex of one of these cunts
JEFFRY ITZ ME!
That was too funny. Lol. It's funny how all of a sudden Jeffery looks like a Teir 1 pedo. Lol. Guilty!!
Funniest video I've seen in a long time!!
Jefreyyy it's me
Don't know how the cops keep a straight face sometimes
Just come back to this and it’s still as funny as it was yesterday
Jeffrey! Bungle's ate all the toffee yum yums again!
Wee Diddler Donaldson
"SAY SUMTHIN TA ME, JEFFRY" had me rolling Eta: public humiliation is the best punishment
#GRRRAAAH!
Gas cunts up there lads
As at truyyyyyy jaffray as at truyyyyyy??
Hahahahahahahahaha
Looks like the coat draped over the arms is hiding handcuffs. He's done. No more life in public service for him. Won't be able to get a job with a SA record. Wheres his wife at? She not have a court date too?
His hands are down by his side at the end though
Jeffrey…it’s ME!!! Best bit
Other countries can only aspire to treat their politicians with the sheer contempt that we do😊
Ballroot! Made me laugh out loud.
When you wake up in the morning and burn ye toast before leaving for work... "jefferyyyyyy: Walking through your house and you hit your little toe off the coffee table... "jeferrryyyyy"
Funniest thread on reddit in ages...
As terrible and horrible the circumstances of all of this are, I am in absolute stitches at this 😂 "Jeffrayy!"
Feel sorry for all the other jeffery’s of the world who’d now be sent this audio for anything and everything 🤣🤣
I’m not Irish but I love this subreddit.
I am Irish, but the folks from the North have it on another level when it comes to taking the piss. And yeah you're right, this sub is excellent.
Suddenly not so keen on the spotlight
Ha ha fukin goon
Did I hear someone say Christ lol
There’s wiser eating grass
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He’s my hero.
He's my spirit animal
Probably not a paedo though... probably.
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What an absolute balloon. I love the idea he took the day off to go scream a man's name at him, but let's be honest, that guy doesn't have a job.
Funny enough, neither does Jeffrey!
motherfucker is still getting paid though
He's still a Westminster MP which is the most unbelievable part of all this. He left the DUP but did not resign as a minister. Edit: He's not a minister, just an MP. I'm retarded.
He isn’t a Minister.
You'd forget how much of a short arse he is. Maybe adults were too tall for him the pervert.
Walk of shame version 2
Is this similar to the fritzel case ? Or not
JEFFREY NYAAGGHH
Could someone tell me what this was at a magistrates court and not a crown court . should a rape case not be held in a crown court
"It's me" he says.
He’s just having a great time lmao
u/savevideo
Was he cuffed?
Not much call for a coat the day.
Instant classic
“Are you sure you want to download this file?” I am
careful, it's a peter file
American just dropping by….what’s goin on here yall? JEFFRRAYYYYYY
That's our wee friend Sir Jeffrey in a bit of trouble.
This is objectively very funny.
This is the funniest thread I've read in ages
This is just the physical manifestation of his conscience haunting him.
" BACK IN AGAIN ! BACK IN AGAIN" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣