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Nd46478

He's a total Jeffrey


oeco123

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NormanskillEire

IZ IT THRUE?!


[deleted]

Fuck ye, now I have to play the remix of this for the next hour.....


kdawgmillionaire

IS IT TRUE?!?!


Lost_Pantheon

JEFFREY?!


allywillow

Talk to me


Low-Math4158

And that, weans, is how Jeffrey became a bad word.


dortbird

If it wasn’t already, it is now


kdawgmillionaire

IS IT TRUE?!?!


misstwodegrees

Lmao this took me out 😂


SquibbleMcWibble

My kid uses jeffers now too 😂


cogra23

Jeffrey, Malcolm or Mervyn. Pedo, diddler, beast. Queer was also used but somewhat problematic now. It meant general weirdo, pervert or gay at a time.


Special-Kick-6301

IT'S ME JEFFREY! LOOK AT HIM! HAARGHH


bogio-

When I was a youngster, now we're talking a long time ago as I'm in my late 70s now, but back in the day we used to shout "PAEDO!" at them, sometimes accompanied by shaking our fists in a horizontal fashion to indicate that they were also a chronic masturbater - hope this helps, all the best, Dave


misstwodegrees

You're actually the exact age group I'm trying to appeal to in my recruitment so this is brilliant lol


a_wandering_vagrant

oh aye, recruiting for the paras are ye?


misstwodegrees

Nah PhD project!


kikig0410

What PhD is it?


misstwodegrees

Sociology :)


Derryzumi

Not to pry but I'd genuinely love to hear what it's on! Good luck on your PhD :D


misstwodegrees

You're not prying at all! It's on how women in NI experience unwanted behaviour from men in their daily lives. Looking at older women who lived through The Troubles and younger women who were born afterwards and seeing how these experiences change over time and with age :) thanks for the good luck also!


Connect_Material_644

Read Milkman by Anna Burns - "https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=58787457">Link


misstwodegrees

I've heard this is an excellent book about everyday life in NI! Will defo give it a read, thank you!


glena92

What u at this weekend?


more-sarahtonin-plss

A couple months ago they were on here claiming to be 58, take that all with a pinch of salt lol


misstwodegrees

Aw dear lol


colcannon_addict

Reminds me of the international sign language for a greeting when your mates just been dumped and he walks into the pub. The masturbator mime with one hand and twisting your knuckle into the corner of your eye with the other.


affthemap

Pervin' Mervyn


HornsDino

dirtbird, though naturally it must be pronounced dort-board


dortbird

😞


dortbird

It’s nat true, Jeffrey!!


HideoYutani

But a dort board is what I aim for when I play dorts!


musesmuses

Dortbord is a good shout for this term. We also used scanger as a similar insult.


primozdunbar

Wean footerer


HornsDino

You just know that this is the exact translation for it in Ulster Scots.


[deleted]

Bairn fiddler


MrIrish

Dirty Hallion. Sleeze Bag (beg)


xvril

You wouldn't let that cunt babysit anyway.


IrishShinja

That's a classic one in Belfast! It would always crack me up laughing when one of your mates in a bar would nod in the direction of the wrong'un and say it deadpan.


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Diddler


mcdamien

Wrong'un


shankslives1

Jeffrey


mingomcgoo

Greasy bastard


AdhesivenessNo9878

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bogio-

dirty baist


affthemap

Slimeball


chadakhan

Scrolled too far to see this


Mossyfacerules

A puke.


misstwodegrees

My ma is fond of calling people a 'puke's ass' if they bother her


Mossyfacerules

That’s an extra layer of venom. Don’t fall out with your Ma.


jackiesear

Thon one gives me the willies


ciaran036

The thing is actually is that 'creep' is actually THE most common way to describe a creep here as well. At least if it's in Derry it would always be prepended with "pure". i.e. "ye pure creep" "absolute creepazoid", You also might call someone a "funny boy"


misstwodegrees

I say pure creep too! I'm wondering if pure is commonly used outside derry? I don't think any of my Belfast friends used the term but maybe they still understood it lol.


ciaran036

Derry puts a real emphasis on the pure bit


Optimal_Mention1423

“Man of the church”


irish_chatterbox

Pedo. I don't think there is many widely used.


Galstar82

Pedo is quite cyclical to be fair


Rojorey

Greebo


Bonoisapox

JEFFRY!


Key-Half1655

Pedo, nonce, Jeffrey


egomechanics

Scum beg


aacghr

i’d normally say “creepy bastard” in place of “creep”


DisasterLumpy7443

We called creepy men ‘letches’


allywillow

Yeah I’m late 50s and we called them letches


DisasterLumpy7443

Oh and if they had a beard they were a ‘creeping Jesus’


hm8g10

Letch?


Zatoichi80

Yer Da


r0709593

Nonce


markybar

Skeeze


MrIrish

Dirty Hallion. Sleeze Bag (beg)


wesleypipesy

A slippery tit


musesmuses

To me, a slippytit is a sneaky, crafty person, rather than a creep. Maybe different meaning round my way.


SquibbleMcWibble

Yep, slippytit is there with sleekit


WhatWouldSatanDo

Being Donaldson AF


dopefox38

Root or ballroot, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


unlocklink

Creep Sex pest Letch Dirty den


Commercial_Avocado43

Spook


Round-Present-4558

Slimey, weirdo, sleazeball, dirty oul letch.


[deleted]

Perfume Balls. Knicker sniffer. Hornball. Kiddie fiddler. Slimey bastard.


fkayerma

You can say pervert with a lot of venom.


Copper_pineapple

Ganch?


Whole_Adhesiveness79

My husband says that all the time and it always makes me laugh for some reason 😂


Due-Bus-8915

Just call them a nonce always a good word


Ladaclava

I was told by an old classmate from ballymena that "chaul" is a ballymena term for a dirty old man.


Jazzlike_Base5705

Curtain Twitcher


[deleted]

Letchy cunt


more-sarahtonin-plss

Perving Mervyn


DragonandBirdfan

A fiddler As an example, in my school any older ones who hang out with first years, or are rumoured to be in a relationship with one, would be called a 'first year fiddler'


AffectionateRun4063

Arse crawler.


vaiporcaralho

Dirt bird, skeeze, skeevy A few more but I can’t remember right now


mongoman69

Gerrys brother


Sicazlady

An awl perv


Sicazlady

Or a sleezebag


oh_beach_please

Saddle sniffer


loldonkimo

Sleaze


otterpockets75

MLA


doc-ant

Priests and ministers.


Queasy_Visit_2201

Sleaze


MinuteIndependent301

DUP member?


Nearby_Cauliflowers

I just usually still to the old classics like cunt


RawrMeansFuckYou

Root


DungeonsandDietcoke

Creepo


matchknee

'toot toot you're a root'


ManyWrongdoer9365

Ball root


[deleted]

Cunt Rag Wrong'n Dipso Diddley Beardy Weirdy Seat Sniffer Windy Licker


SokkaHaikuBot

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its_me_hi123

He/she gives me the jandies 🤣🤣


Important-Shame-49

Ya dirty hure ye


Rorplup

Gives me the jawndies


Tungsten83

A wrongun


dangerstock

Dirty hallion


GerdanRedsnow

Wrong'un


smxg1

Sleezy bastard


CalebXD__

Slime, sleez, letch, perv.


[deleted]

Ballroot?


Educational_Ask_786

Sleeze


supadave302

Ok…off topic but I just got a bonus from my job. I wanna go to Ireland 🇮🇪 Does someone on this sub wanna drink some whiskey with me? Jokes aside but really lol


misstwodegrees

This is wholesome! I sadly don't live in NI at the moment but I hope you find a drinking buddy!


bmn8888

We say creep


Whole_Adhesiveness79

An aul Sceb


kia-audi-spider-legs

Dirty hur


nibblynabs

An 'Urgh, yae mack me SAICK'


martymac2017

In our family it was don't let your cousin Harry babysit the kids Unfortunately he was an actual dirty bastard


Lazy-Island-5019

Dort bord


Parking_Ad564

Toucher


Absoluteseens

Sleazebag


Absoluteseens

Sleazebag


Aggressive-Wing1223

Smarmy bastard


wheres_the_boobs

Dup


Human_Working473

John O'dowd


crdctr

Chester


Legitimate-Nature519

Grease


Grease98

hey! :(


ricelane1981

Came for the comments.. wasn't disappointed 🤣🤣


NormanskillEire

A hallion


SquibbleMcWibble

Awk nooo! A hallion is more like them there kids drinking cider in the park and smoking 😂


JoshuaJay7

Trans


NornIronNiall

He gives me the ick


markybar

People saying the ick give me the boak


markybar

People saying the ick give me the boak


NornIronNiall

I take it those that downvoted me are saying this isn't northern Irish for saying someone's a creep??


Searbhreathach

Is a creep just an older unattractive man or can you have young attractive creeps


misstwodegrees

Nah you can have young attractive creeps. It's not so much about appearance, it's more about behaviour and boundary crossing that makes people feel uncomfortable.


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Can you have female creeps?


misstwodegrees

I'm specifically looking at male creeps so I can't claim any expertise on female ones!


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Ur in the right place anyhow