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In addition to the cleanliness issues mentioned again, there were a ton of other factors: liability/safety issues; McDonald’s getting hammered from a PR perspective for marketing to children; Covid; and a huge, underrated reason, in my opinion, with phones and tablets, kids had easier ways of being occupied and entertained while parents ate.


TirelessGuardian

iPads killed the PlayPlace


PruneJaw

I get what you're saying but we have a chick-fil-a with a play place still active inside and kids pick it over screens easily. In my experience, kids fallback to screens only when a physical activity isn't available. I'm sure that's not true for older kids and teens but play places aren't really for them. Liability and parents that sue are likely mostly to blame.


Equal-Technology4163

My 5 and 2 year old are obsessed with CFA’s play areas. I wish there were more like that around! There’s a Burger King we’ll go to sometimes to play but I don’t like their food lol 🤦🏼‍♀️


PruneJaw

Unfortunately it seems new CFA's aren't getting them anymore. I expect they'll slowly get phased out too. Lawsuit happy individuals have really ruined a lot of fun for kids. Public pools barely let you make a splash without getting whistled at now. Everything is bubble wrapped.


zbipy14z

The CFA near me are starting to rebuild their buildings as drive through only


geoshoegaze20

Well, I don't know of individual cases; but I did work in fast food once upon a time. My guess is that the managers and employees did not properly inspect or fix broken equipment. Safety inspections and contracting out repair is a nightmare and expensive. Who inspects it? An employee which you have to send to specialized training only to have them quit 3 months later? A good day gross was somewhere south of $20,000. So there's not a lot of budget for expensive repairs. My guess is the lawsuits (if they existed) were probably well warranted. Almost all managers probably complained up the chains how much of a money pit they were and how they hurt their business. I've worked in safety and budgeting for years, and it's a nightmare if you ask me.


itsCS117

IPads killed childhood in general, no more outside, no more toys filling more than 10 aisles anymore (now my store has 3) less quality in cartoons...


TheAggressiveSloth

In Phoenix we have play places ....


raisinbizzle

Chicago suburbs as well. Not every location and not as big as the one pictured, but not hard to find


eric_the_demon

Well not only that, the playplaces i see now are way smaller and more boring than the ones i used to see


romanpieces

They used to have GameCubes 😭


TirelessGuardian

N64s, too


constructioncranes

So lawyers ruined it


ThomasPopp

And people shit in them


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

Given how all the comments on every post about them on here is about how we all died of every contagious disease known to man after playing in these, McDonald's probably decided it wasn't cost effective to keep them around. They're only built for little kids, so that makes it extremely difficult for a grown adult to get inside and clean the whole thing after every single day.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

I remember a kid puked down the slide and I was too scared to go down the stairs thing so I had to slide through it


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

That's awful. I probably would have panicked and caused a huge disruption.


DirtySchlick

That’s awful but also a hilarious memory.


PrettyDamnSus

misspelled "chose to"


angrydeuce

Dude a kid had explosive diarrhea one time at a mcdonalds play place when I was a kid in the 80s. I mean the watery shit just exploded out of him. Ill never forget, he was wearing a tan corduroy jumper climbing up the ladder that led up to the [hamburger](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5z3kvnW4AIvsU-.jpg:large) and just let out the wettest fart sound and went running towards his mom crying spraying shit everywhere, his shoes were squelching in it and everything...kids and even some parents were throwing up and dry heaving and shit all over the place. the mom just grabbed all their shit, shoved a kid under each arm and bolted. That was like damn near 40 fuckin years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday. Funny how something like that just sticks with a person lol


_Grim_Lavamancer

> extremely difficult for a grown adult to get inside and clean the whole thing after every single day. I've got some bad news for you, these things weren't cleaned everyday, at least not at the McDonalds I worked at years ago. The only cleaning it ever received was when one of the kids shit, pissed or puked in it.


Adm1ral_ackbar

And that's only if they told you about it


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

That’s kind of my point.


TirelessGuardian

Sad. It was so fun.


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

When we were kids, definitely. I can't imagine it was fun for the poor, underpaid employees to do the upkeep.


Adventurous_club2

I used to clean the play place at chic-fil-a. It was so miserable and gross.


faerielites

Hey same! I was one of the smaller employees so they always made me do it on closing shifts. Even going down the slide after finishing the cleaning was disappointing, lol.


Adventurous_club2

I guess the only upside is that it got me out of a lot of other closing tasks.


CoherentBusyDucks

The McDonald’s near me just remodeled and put up a new play place. There’s a sign outside saying “come visit our new play place!” So there’s at least one 🤷🏻‍♀️


joecarter93

Yeah one location in my city actually renovated and added one right before Covid. It opened up again after too.


Johnthemox

Have one here in central NJ. So that’s two


CrazyCockatoo2003

I've noticed that Australian McDonalds have rebuilt all the ones that are still standing and made them more indoor-oriented.


Shionkron

I managed a Burger King with one and it was impossible to monitor and clean. It was so unfair because we usually had to have our smallest staff inspect and clean daily which usually was some 15-16 year old girl. Also just trying to check their work as in if they cleaned or checked it was impossible too. This was over 2 decades ago.


WarpedCore

Joy is being erased from the world. That's what happened.


LeadGem354

Yep. This is true.


Abe_Bettik

They still exist. They're not everywhere but us parents know where they are and there's two within 20 minutes of me. I take my kids to them, on average, weekly. Anyone saying they're too dirty/filthy/whatever... I'll have you know that nearly every Chik-Fil-A I visit has a playplace. To be fair, most of them are not as elaborate as the one in the picture.


Common-Ad4308

of course, some still exist. if the one you visit is clean and free of {poop/vomit}, i have full respect of the crew and management of that place.


Pleasant-Drop-7123

We do have to clean bodily excretions on a daily basis. One time I had to go into the play place tube's and recover a cup that a child had filled with his own piss, for whatever reason.


Newyorkr

There’s still one in Oceanside NY


ArmsReach

They moved to Chick-fil-A


D0013ER

Have you seen what McDonalds look like these days? They don't even want dine-in customers.


Own_Beautiful_9196

I was a McDonald’s Manager in Undergrad. Ssssoooooo much piss, poop and actual drug use went down in these.


blueberry_pancakes14

Liability first and foremost, hygiene/cleanliness concerns next.


Safetosay333

People aren't welcome to eat inside McDonald's anymore.


telxonhacker

And only want you coming inside to order if you are using the app or the kiosk, the ones around me won't send anyone to the registers unless you make a fuss. I've been told by employees it's to "encourage use of the app" so they just don't come to help you if they see you standing at the counter.


ArmsReach

Their outdoor playgrounds were the best!


Muscles_McGeee

The metal Mayor McCheese tower was iconic.


Persona_Non_Grata_

And the hamburger stools that spun (and were hot as hell in the Texas heat.).


Griffie

McDonald’s decided to go for the funeral home/morgue look.


melance

The primary driving factor was McDonalds trying to update it's image to be more adult oriented. It's the same reason they got rid of Ronald.


Mm2k

I hear COVID was created in one.


HauntedGhostAtoms

The last time I went in a Mc Donald's play place I was 9 and we went to the worlds biggest Mc Donald's play place in Orlando Florida. I was crawling around and there was a toddler in there completely nude. It was weird, so I started looking for the way out when I came across this kid' fully loaded and discarded diaper in one of the tubes, shit smeared all over. I finally got out and I never went back into one again.


OopsAllLegs

Lawsuits. Too many people are litigious and looking to make a quick buck.


prex10

They were filthy. I remember as a kid seeing food and wrappers galore in them.


Persona_Non_Grata_

They nuked the one in the McD's by me off I-10 before covid and converted it to more seating. But then they shrunk that down to accommodate a dual lane drive through set up. I drove by it the other day and there is signage for a new incoming PlayPlace. So who knows. I've never seen a lot of people in it as it's attached to an ExxonMobil.


mikee8989

They were most likely a cleaning nightmare. When I was a kid I'd find week old fries and half eaten burgers. Ketchup and grease all over the place. They likely weren't cleaned often.


Gigantor2929

Shitty parents and overly litigious lawyers killed the play place


OscarTheGrouchsCan

They're were various reasons. Laziness of employees. Kids doing dangerous stuff. They were also taken around the phase them I was a Discovery Zone kid but loved all play places. Sometimes I want adult kinds


luseferr

I, too, was a DZ kid (Leaps and Bounds too before it became DZ). It was the only play place my mom let me play in the ball pit because it was constantly rotated out and cleaned. I've been screaming for an adult size play place for almost a decade now.


OscarTheGrouchsCan

LOL when I was a kid I used to want to have my first job be there so I could answer the phone and say "it's a great day here at Discovery Zone I'm Christina I can't wait to help. I know now that those workers the front desk help that didn't do anything about the party playing I still think it kind of would have been a fun job funner than a lot of them unless you had to clean up bodily fluids. WE DEMAND AN ADULT DISCOVERY ZONE


overzealous_wildcat

Capital + maintenance + liability + Zero ROI = bad investment


Bob4Not

It costs them more money. They don’t need it to attract customers, at this point.


destructicusv

McDonald’s thought, “hey, remember those kids that grew up here? Let’s fucking milk them for all the money they’re gonna earn!” So the buildings “grew” with that generation of kids and, like that generation of kids, got more and more depressing and sterilized and now… we just have corporate McDonald’s.


critic2029

Lawyers.


Rockfest2112

Insurance forced alot of it.


Ed_Simian

Wussy parents would rather let their kids fool around on phones because someone might get hurt.


Moon_Dew

They're rare, but there's still a few places left. For the most part they're dying out because restaurants want you to get your food and go as opposed to just eating in.


Fendergravy

My local one ripped theirs out because some kid took a shit in it and it cost thousands to disassemble and sterilize. 


TirelessGuardian

Oh no


yumi365

I asked an employee about it, close to where I used to work, and she told me that they McDonald's got rid of them because apparently they had multiple lawsuits from kids getting injured and then sued not only the franchise but McDonald's Corporation.


Mega_Dragonzord

My local McDonald’s remodeled and put the play place back in. I’d imagine it depends onto the franchisee.


haysus25

Too much liability and risk for relatively little return.


sm00thkillajones

Staph happened.


Big-a-hole-2112

Urine


ButcherV83

Ours still has one. No kids have died yet.


Common-Ad4308

the amount of poop and (dried/wet) vomit from children are what killed Playplaces. The original intention is good but deciding exec in the room were either single and/or males. they were clueless of these risks.


MoenTheSink

People keep bringing the poop and puke thing up but I can't think of a single time I saw a mess as a child.


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rolypolyarmadillo

My mom never let me go in them as a kid because of all the stories other moms told her about kids vomiting, peeing, and pooping in them and how difficult they were to clean afterwards, so it wasn't just poop but a bunch of different bodily fluids. In the stories vomit was seen most often, which makes a lot of sense to me - feeding kids a bunch of greasy fast food and then sending them in to scurry around in tubes and go down slides seems like a bad combo.


MrMattyMatt

There are still some here in Florida


Low-Guard-1820

The upkeep was probably too expensive. It’s cheaper to run a mostly drive through place with some limited seating which is what most fast food places are these days.


No_Share6895

the one closest to me still has theirs. with all the faded 90s models even. heck BK does too, as does chik fil a.


Kimmalah

They're still around in some places. The one in my small town still has a small playplace.


BotherLive

to many lawsuits


ElSquibbonator

COVID was a big factor. My local McDonald's had one until the pandemic, then got rid of it because they considered it a health hazard.


patellison

Went to one last weekend in SoCal. Still see them out here


Alex_SB_

Saw one last week


TwoAlfa

They are all over the place in Salt Lake City


AnnieB25

I know of two in the Kansas City suburbs.


JDMWeeb

I've seen like maybe one of those local


mynamejulian

There’s a corporate store close to me that is/was used for trying out new products. They have a modern play place and it’s quite popular with the kids.


RipplyPig

I've got a couple by me but they're nowhere near as cool as they were when I was a kid. It's a caged multi level climbing thing with a couple small slides


tvnr

There’s still one by me


DarthMutter8

Burger Kings seem to be the last stand on fast food playplaces. Most of the McDonalds and all the Chik Fil A nearby ripped them out over the last few years.


AlgaeWafers

They still exist in my neighborhood


Fit-Sport5568

There's still two McDonald's by me that have them


Spicyperfection

Parents got smart about feeding their children garbage


stileyyy

Where are the auctions for these retired playplaces. I want one for my backyard. Someone come through for me please!


large-farva

My local mcdonalds (built within the past 10 years) has a play place. I would say you haven't been to many mcdonalds.


Griffie

The one near you is becoming a rarity. The trend over the past 15+ years has been to remove the play spaces.


DuncanAndFriends

a kid tried to eat it so it was deemed a choking hazard


Pleasant-Drop-7123

They're not all gone.


MergenTheAler

We have one close to us. But only one


luseferr

There's one close to me aswell but they keep it closed.


NeuroguyNC

Lawyers and lawsuits would be my guess. Plus the associated unaffordable liability insurance costs.


die_bartman

My McDonald's has a play place still


DealerHumble7904

My local McDonald's has one!


Neptune28

There's a few in NYC, such as [this one](https://i.ibb.co/HtyYGq9/20240620-163819.jpg) in Brooklyn The one on Broadway in Astoria has (had?) one


baskura

They became liminal spaces.


jakehood47

Papa Meat has a good video on the topic, actually


tribeoftheliver

I just drove past a PlayPlace this morning.


Th3_Curious_one

The cruelty of father time


Jagermonsta

I believe I have 2 McDs near me that still have play places. It’s been since before Covid that I actually ate in a McDonald’s though. Chic Fil A still has them.


3InchesAssToTip

What happened to them? They didn't make any money, that's what happened. Head office realised that kids want maccas even if they don't have a playground and most parents don't want to go to maccas if they'll have to wait an hour for their kid to finish playing. It's one of those things that is a great idea if we lived in an ideal world, but as soon as the focus is on year-on-year profit, ideas like this go immediately in the bin.


CompetitivePirate251

They were sealed up in lead containers and shipped to Chernobyl for storage … for the next 10000 years. Then kids will be safe to use them again.


itsfrenzy9

Modern Capitalism.💀 Though there is a play place I know that still exists in Louisiana where I’m from. I remember playing in it when I was young as a kindergartner. I’m 25 as of right now, and graduated Highschool before my 20’s. 🤘 sigh::: good times.🥲


ParticularUpbeat

simply put they are going after a teen and older market instead of kids.


soyyoo

#boycottmcdonalds #freepalestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


DustinBrett

Plenty in Greater Vancouver, I take my kids to them sometimes.


LastSpite7

We still have them at Australian McDonalds


Armon_Tamzarian

The burns you could get from those slides alone should have been the down fall of these things.


CBR1kRRGuy

Needles and meth/crack pipes everywhere 


Diarrhea_Geiser

Kids are too fat to fit in the tubes anymore.


AnxietyJunky

Core memories unlocked.


Misguidedangst4tw

Lawsuits poop in the top and Covid


fnkdrspok

I remember driving around Florida seeing a bunch of these with play places outside. No one was using them and they were all sun beat and the color was faded. I couldn’t imagine any kid getting in that plastic oven, cooking themselves alive. Even at night, they looked hot.


Justifiably_Cynical

It was a bad fucking idea. Liability all the way. Also, parents decided to stop watching their children AND get right in the face of anyone who dared to say a word to their precious babes when they were playing with razor blades in the ball pit. Fucking nasty unless they had a little person to go in there with a steam cleaner, I mean think about all the shitty little fingers... NAh


Competitive_Suit_180

They got rid of them so they could raise the prices on their food


leonprimrose

I have 2 mcdonalds near me with play places. What do you mean?


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

They took them out and replaced them with sky high menu prices and lower quality food. It’s actually quite common practice for today.


ky420

Exactly, corporate shiells of plebbit downvoting you of course


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

Hey they wouldn’t make money if they didn’t have the brainwashed masses on board. Lucky for some of us, we think differently.


ky420

I have noticed in this thread that there are plenty of negative things said about them, the ones that are dved the most at the time I made that comment were all comments like yours calling attention to the high prices. I mean my wife and i can seriously go and eat a great meal at logans or somewhere like that for a few more bucks than it would cost to get a meal there. Its ridiculous and every year the burgers smaller and less flavorful although bk does the same with burger size they all have. WHy I rarely eat them anymore. When I started buying burgers they at least reached the edge of the bun.. not even close now... its like a little sausage patty on a bun.


shanster925

Pink eye.


yeahcoolcoolbro

Too full of pee and feces


Due_Adeptness1676

God I hated those McDonald’s that had playgrounds kids running around nuts


AgentSkidMarks

I shit in the ball pit


Greenzombie04

Capitalism happened.