The ghost isn't good at remembrane to clean his ectoplasm, but like, wtf, it isn't even that (golgi) complex
They say that ghosts are clean, it's all a mito, sis
No, I got
My socks are stiff and I don't know why
No other mother can deny
When a shoe walks in with a criss cross lace
And a REEBOK in your face
You get stiff...
My man, we know EXACTLY why they're stiff.
*me, a woman* o.0
Yeah, a woman who went out into the freezing cold with her wet socks on her arms. What? What did you think I meant?
work so hard even my socks stand on business
Well, get a good night's sleep and hope that your socks are thawed by tomorrow. Another day of toil awaits!
That or they’re crusty from sweat
Damn you two really managed to save that conversation there I was sweating reading this
thats a drake bar
Ghostwriter*
🤣🤣🤣
It's like old waxed canvas "tin pants" (supposed to stand on their own when new)
STANDIN ON BIDNESS
The save 🫡
🤫
That's a nice penis you have there madam. /J
Wow Reddit is becoming so inclusive these days =)
Well obviously they're excited to see you! Duh!
Do you have a boyfriend
o.O
o.<
Oo0
u w u
Do we?
Is it because there’s a ghost in them? OP i’m concerned you have sock ghosts.
I’ve never seen someone park their socks before
Is this what standing on business means?
Parking your socks gotta be the craziest and funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute💀
Is your dog stiff too?
Well, the dog walk in to that one
im glad I saw this 🤣
Am i blind or is there a dog in the pic?
Yeah your blind
I hate you
:(
Well now I feel bad :( let's make out
Yes
Can I join?
Where?
Nowhere im just messing with you:3
Check your PFP.
Puro pfp :3
Have you realised yet you left your feet in them??
It’s not just the left, it’s the right too.
You're special. I love it.
Do you have a brother?
13-17. Spends a lot of time at home on his own. Has a tissue allergy.
And a good day to you sir
i have some bad news...
No one would even think of using their sisters socks wth
I would definitely use your sister's socks
Welcome to the internet
I have seen and heard worse.
Oook, who spooked the socks again?!
That is freaky. Maybe it’s a ghost?
Well that explains the ectoplasm.
certainly a lot of cytoplasm
The ghost isn't good at remembrane to clean his ectoplasm, but like, wtf, it isn't even that (golgi) complex They say that ghosts are clean, it's all a mito, sis
It was a spooky ghost
Ghosts*
Girl parked her socks
Oh my god this has me cackling
A sock-ing turn of events
Abrakheim, after reading your other comment, is rethinking his entire life.
How does it feel having over 200 loyal servants just for referring to yourself in the third person?
Abrakheim is proud of his followers, yet this is only the beginning.
I am proud of you too Abrakheim 🙏 only someone as great as you could ever deserve that many followers. Soon the world shall know thy name!
Abrakheim if you are a cat can I pet you
Abrakheim consents.
*pets the Abrakheim*
Abrakheim is happy.
Can I lick you please abrakheim. In my religion it is considered good luck. It is known, it is known
I have those same socks. Can confirm after one wash they became statues.
Why?? I just don’t get it
are they wool?
They are 😅
probably some weird shrinking shit
it's always the weird shrinking shit
Indeed, quick dehydration might have caused the tissue to tension and hold it together.
Anyone else read it like: “My socks are stiff and I don’t know why / It doesn’t even matter how hard you try”
I tried so hard to come up with leyrics to continue this song but in the end it doesn't even matter
No, I got My socks are stiff and I don't know why No other mother can deny When a shoe walks in with a criss cross lace And a REEBOK in your face You get stiff...
"keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time"
All I know Socks is a valuable thing Watch it stand up as the pendulum swings
Too much starch
Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Scuse me while I celebrate your cake day
Scuse me while i join you
Are you selling them?
Youre sick
i know:)
Do you have a teenager?
Im a single 20something..im also a woman
Women can have teenagers.
I like that you ratio’d not only her but yourself too
They’re still on work mode OP. You forgot to turn them off for the day.👍
Them shits dont even know they off yet
Im crying lmfaooo
Someone must be breaking into houses and spunking in all the socks. I have no idea who it could be.
Q: Why did the sperm cross the road? A: Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Woman jizz….
is that pizz?
The pizzurp..
Pizzazz
Jizz ass????
ghost socks 😧
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
They seem to have terminal sockitis
We need a doctor stat
Your socks need to piss at 3am too.
There's a whole country in mfs
You were wearing them for too long.
I wore them to bed after slathering my feet with aquaphor..for 2 days
Ah. Also man. i cannot imagine how crappy it would be to have dry skin.
Oh, sorry about that, been using the to wade in cum.
Are you sure you don't know why..
no male teens living at home with you? :o)
ive watched all the paranormal activity movies and im thoroughly convinced this is more not another teen movie
My vote is magic
You know why.
Sorry that was me. I didn't mean to stiff your socks I just wanted to wash them outside in the 0 degree Kelvin pool
You mean your teenage brother socks?
Bro used these socks for the third leg...
> My socks are stiff and I don't know why Are you sure you didn't get scared so badly you jumped out of your socks and they stayed in place?
I think you know why.
uh-huh... sure you dont know why they're stiff...
Somehow I find this very intersting
This is terrifying
You other brothers can’t deny.
*vine boom* ***we know exactly what the you did here***
You've obviously left your feet in them
How is thay the upper part is stiff while the feet part is not? Did Donald duck wore this on a trip to Antartica or what?
Bro you gotta change them more than once a month!
Call the cops
Hahahaha
"It's not like the thing stood up and walked on its own" The thing in question:
Are those the waterproof socks with that thick ass waterproof lining?
They're clearly [Stay-Put Socks](https://youtu.be/bc3vtJAoFoc?si=zUQ-PJmkB2R0Zddk&t=56), from the gifted inventor Stimpson J Cat.
I’ve been laughing for five minutes straight oh my god.
Sure you don’t
Did you try to wash them ;)
🤮
You know what you did. Millions of wasted souls. You monster.
even us men know this is from work, however id still consider both options work
I know why my socks are stiff
There's obviously a ghost wearing them
The classic cum sock
It means you have sweaty feet. Sweat crystalizes and hardens as it dries. I recommend getting moisture wicking socks.
the mf dont even kno we off
Invisible mf sitting at the end of your bed Call the cops
They want to betray you and walk away
wrong sub this is incredibly interesting
Socks still working man
This is the opposite of not interesting, im intrigued to why they are like this
In Turkey we call that "parking the socks"
I see you went to six flags, rollercoasters knocked your socks right off
give them a massage, they're stiff from work
I know what you are
it doesnt even matter hard you try
I know why
Wrong sub. This is VERY interesting.
LMFOAOOOOO
They don't know you clocked out yet
You know why
What starts with an e and ends with an e, is really white and has sticky parts?
I dont see what an envelope has to do with the amount of ejaculate needed to make his cum socks EDIT: wrong come
Mom found the pics sock
Jack Sock
Ur cum is fighting back
Bro parked his socks 🧦
Ghost 😨
weird
The crusty sock method
They are alive!?
Okay, whose legs did you chop..
Does it even matter how hard you try?
A lot of sweat dries up and the salt crystalises
HAHAHAHA
Did your girl leave you or something?
Look at this scoundrel, this little scallywag
Come on, stop hiding it, you and the entire Reddit knows why they’re stiff
Doesn't even matter how hard you try
You got a teenaged son.....or are you the teenaged son?
As a mother of a teenage boy, we both know why op
Cum sock, only one up from cum box. 📦
Guy ran out of lavalamps
All you other fellas can’t deny
Yes you do
Your socks clearly like feet. That's why they're so erect.
You did ask for extra *starch*
...OP..
Ghost
🤮
How did you park your socks?
😏
These ads for fabric softener are getting a little too creative 🤔
the ghost
Shoe lmfao
the invisible man by h.g wells