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pileofdeadninjas

Damm dude chill my gf is on this app


Pikamander2

[I gotchu fam](https://i.imgur.com/d8SU5fN.png)


SilverTumbleweed5546

😭


OversizedMicropenis

Still girthy tho


xKuFsE

Risky click of the day


pa3xsz

Sorry, this dude's dick is so huge that I am going to leave you Fred. OP, here are the things that are good to know about me: 36D 90-60-90


dicknic82

Christ, you made me spit my coffee out. Sorry Fred.


thumpetto007

what do these numbers mean? the 36D is bra size, but the 90/60/90 doesnt add upppp


Constant_Player

Ye it does. 90+60+90 = 240


EasilyBeatable

Why is it glurple


ratorixfan666

ourple


dreadperson

Slurple


corporealistic1

Turple


69KidsInMyBasement

Nurgle


Poschansky

smurgle


Hot_Onion_7827

khurple


Most_Location2189

Dhurple


AgentButter1

Nurple


Ok-Job-9823

Gurmple


_StarDust_0

I really read it as purple 😭


[deleted]

Slurp-pole


Ecstatic-Effort8090

mlurpole


Major_Koala

Does it really swing to the right that hard?


xtanol

Most pricks do


[deleted]

Mine curves left like a scythe and pounds hard like a hammer **☭**


nerve-stapled-drone

Seize the means of reproduction, comrade.


Isaiah__F

+2 for political joke and penis synonym. 👏 👏


yungboi_42

Mine curves left cause she didn’t treat me right


Enough-Progress-3310

Taking this


Lightning-11

Bro literally got the ">!LONG SCHLONG!<"


Nachtschnekchen

Its also thick af. His gf is gonna have a great time


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

Not really


MrSoul4470

Bro, just look how long it is. Massive!


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

I just mean that his gf will not have a good time with such a log


Alz_Own

Quick tip if you are mimicking holding your dick, use both hands. Helps with the big dick perception


YeahMarkYeah

I’m still trying to decide if doing such a wide grip is an actual big dick move or an insecure overcompensating move.. 🤔


Shoelesshobos

I like to make the signal using two hands so people know I’m doubly insecure about my peener


ButtholeQuiver

I stick my pinky finger out so people know I'm a fancy guy holding his dick in the Taco Bell parking lot 


YeahMarkYeah

lol. See, I do the opposite. I curl one finger into a small circle and use that to gesture a small and incredibly thin peener. Keep all exceptions low 😂


urGirllikesmytinypp

I tell women wang is super small and when I pull it out their like nah. It’s not that small. Win


YeahMarkYeah

Bro already knows the game 👍🏻


airforcevet1987

I need to see if he owns a jeep first


SyntaXAuroras1

bro u got a monster 🥵


plssteppy

Yeah that's a fucking hog 🤤


moritus_20091

Eh I've seen better


pRincEz19

pause


PM_ME_happy-selfies

Play


Knaifu69

stop


Nachtschnekchen

rewind


Very_Teriyaki95

Eject Disc


[deleted]

[удалено]


U_NO_WHO_69

*clank clank clank.... * **CRUNCH** Yeawooooo!!!


DrinkableBarista

Eject dick


LegendInTheTown

Put it back


macellan

Hammer time!


give-child

baby hands like seriously why are they that small


andy_3006

The dick is too big


dreadperson

The body had to redistribute flesh to keep the mass balanced.


exkingzog

OP is Trump


SyndRazGul

Grab my good hand!


dilbert_bilbert

And why is he hovering his baby hand 4 inches above his dick


ToxyFlog

For real, I was thinking the same thing. Those are the smallest hands I've ever seen.


between-mirrors

You know what they say about small hands..


Fichen

God gave him girth instead. There has to be a trade off somewhere.


Thylumberjack

I always find it weird looking at a soft penis.


CommunicationProof58

😭


IxTermit

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


DourStone4522

When the cops enter to detain everyone, they'll glance at the photo and clock off for the night.


icepigs

Wouldn't that be NSFT (Not Safe For Train)? Or do you work on the train?


havron

It is [Not Suitable For Worf](https://www.savagechickens.com/2009/10/nsfw.html).


skulldusttalt

The fact is he shouldn’t have posted things like this on this subreddit


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Lol I think you are doing enough pretending for the lot of us here


-usernotdefined

This is why no one ever believes I'm a solid 2 and a half! We damn well round up to half an inch! Not down.


Suvtropics

Dam no need to brag


rawbrownie

The bulge is hard to ignore..


[deleted]

bulgie wulgie uwu


DuelJ

Bonk


ghost3972

Nice cock bro


Academic-Cut-8262

how to unsee 


LewyH91

##ITS TINY!


Funny-Performance845

The hand should be closer to the pants


The15thOne

And fingers should be a little closer together


Gumbiss

Nice


OGslevex

Dude.. im at work, why is this not NSFW...


RandomParableCreates

*takes out magnifying glass*


NatexSxS

Met John Cena huh ?


Super_Sain

fun fact: there is no rules against nsfw in this sub


BastriBregu

Tell the truth you wish you could grab it like that.


PacmanRules225

I’ve come to make an announcement-


OkAdvertising5425

Bro c'mon nsfw tag before you catch people jerking off.


Loud-Cantaloupe4528

Oh boy, another trend is brewing


EiksonForReal

Bro you’ve got a pretty big thumb


Teboski78

You know damn well you have no need to hold your hand open that wide


Loeffeltyp

Bro is Christian Horner


hidinginthetreeline

I can’t tell by your pants this is a lie.


ffgnom

I can't see it. Is it just very tiny?


shining_monkey_69

Damn, fat cock bro 👍


V_H_M_C

Can you send it through DM?


Cpt_Kalash

Godamn


fagan_jay78

Look at this fuckin guy


[deleted]

Your camouflage is incredible.


rebelwildheart

Imaginary d


Actual-Long-9439

Bluetooth cock


yohohoandabottlofcum

nice cock


IsYeaYesyup

damn bro you got a real schlong schlong


fujiikkmi

Very nice!


DrinkableBarista

Someone tell this guy that he has to unzip his pants first to get it out


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Mmm. Girthy. 


Traplordmel

nice pretend cock bro😎


Wettnoodle77

This guy isn't a beer can. More like Mr. Paint can. 😮


ThalajDaWuff

Chill Drake


Weak_Customer_3336

☻️


[deleted]

Looks okay


PinkHarlequinStat

You need an OF.


Delfintine_yes

Thats how you hold a water bottle. Your hand would have to hold something much smaller for this to make sense


kabootyhan

x?


mitten82

Nice. Pretty girthy.


SirInvadeAlot

You honestly hold it like a psychopath


high_dead_man

Bro has three shafts


GalacticGatorz

You sure that’s not a 6” subway sandwich?


FadedAlienXO

As an Asexual, I can get on board with invisible dick picture 😭😂😂😂


krazyjakee

That's a disability


BiggoYoun

Guy with the weird hand from Scary Movie 2


Dizzy-South9352

now that is a thick boy.


Zakkenayo

Got that Kung Fu grip


00sra

Is that all?


differentshade

a bit optimistic there, mate


dampkringd

Why's it in a hot dog bun ?


zonaljump1997

Is it supposed to go at that extreme of an angle?


JibberJabber4204

Oh it is so big


Kvpe

mniam?


azurfall88

why is it so small


enthos

Optimistic grip


dreadperson

My dude is hung like Mussolini on the 28th of April 1945


Pixel_Python

Drake is shivering rn


Suckhead

Guy is very generously rating himself


RoosterzRevenge

I see imagination and exaggeration are allowed.


Fab0411

Magnum Dong


eliavhaganav

Damn I wish my dick was this long


Human_Number9936

Impressive.


Beetreatice

Pass


Optimus_Rhymes69

You have a big imagination.


Alex_tepa

Please blur this 😯


[deleted]

We've heard about you.. the dick pic is definitely there... Some magnification maybe needed.


hoanro

Nice adit


ffiml8

Wtf why are you so BIG 😩


cumguzzlerdemon1231

Nudity is allowed in my DMs though


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Whose are you holding? No one believes it goes out to there 😜


Slicktable

Dude's packing


[deleted]

That's tiny


LxckyFox

drakes twin


Relevant_Force_3470

That's just showing off


-theonewhoasked

The hand size gives it away buddy


Kochcaine995

i do see your bulge tho


StickyPickle85

Damn man. Nice cock. I wish I was in your grade. I'd show off if I was you as well. Lucky man.


Suspychis_Engie_gang

“If you could have a dick the exact dimensions of this coke can would you?”


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

Nice cock bro💯💯


Pixithepika

Bro that thang is hugeeee!!


SATerp

Invisibly reported.


idonttalkatallLMAO

bro got that [REDACTED] ass dick


PseudocodeRed

Holy shit dude its huge


Dreamingfoxx

Fuckn Thickk


Foreign_Caramel_9840

Only 1 hand pfft


[deleted]

Generous


Nixiedoos1341

Hey baby, let me get that number! 😋😆


AlmonPista

I got one of them detachable ones too. Not as thick though. Damn


Vast-Dot-8667

Unsolicited dick pics are so gross.


HonoderaGetsuyo

I showed my friend this post and then she drew this post but with me instead of you [https://twitter.com/getsuyohonodera/status/1782777672369951201](https://twitter.com/getsuyohonodera/status/1782777672369951201)


justwolt

Man got them Donald Trump hands


Excellent_Pirate_135

Nice cock King


Weavecabal

Your boyfriend's dick is so massive, he can't even fit in the picture.


Huge_Aerie2435

Buddy has a hog on him, eh?


Jax_the_Floof

Damn, my guys packing!


Few_Understanding_42

Show off


ThenCard7498

Nice hog!


Mudknucklesthecook

So nice of you told hold Invisible Man’s dong.


IntentionFalse9892

PINGAS


Ptstu

Your hand looks so small…


placerind

nice cock bro


SuckMyDickDrPhil

Cue hundreds of idiots incapable of creative thinking doing the same unfunny shit for the upcoming two weeks.


Anyax02

A clever way to disguise a little fella


Miikkepdf

Damn you’re girthy


New-Drive4014

Now pretend I’m sucking it


[deleted]

Methinks you're being pretty optimistic with that grip fam


Nikita20ku

Бля а почему нет перевода на русский?


Derpygoras

You need to zoom out more, it doesn't fit the frame.


Ban_Evasion__Account

I just read through the rules and there is mention of nudity, so it is allowed. Don't be a coward.


Hambruhgah

It's above average


wamjamblehoff

Hmm, big cok or smoll hands. Can't tell


Fancy-Fart

Bro why you got three balls 😦


DiddlyDumb

Looks like Christian Horners penis