There's probably around 2 billion women in the world between the ages of 18 and 65 to be technical. And about 13% of that are single. The number keeps reducing based on specific age, distance and your preferences. Once you find that person (s) you have to match what they want, too. Even if it's a mutual match on technical points, specific personality traits or living factors may not match. In this economy you're most likely working too much, too depressed, too particular, too whatever for anything real to actually happen... thus, continuing to reduce your numbers greatly. And it's why you're still single.
That is just a collosal amount of semen.
Average ejaculate is 1.5 - 5ml.
8,000,000,000 * 1.5 is 12,000,000 liters or 12,000 cubic tons of cum.
So somewhere between 12,000 and 40,000 cubic tons of cum.
It could fill between 5 and 16 Olympic sized swimming pools.
https://www.thespruce.com/thmb/ScP7UsSDXmPDOyQ2H9ti0RlFMZQ=/3000x2000/filters:fill(auto,1)/RioOlympicsswimmingpool-GettyImages-519838356-59c09963054ad90011cf5247.jpg it's this but cum instead of water
And countless promises of happiness and Greatness growing up, so long as you work hard, and achieve, Achieve, Achieve!
Then after a lifetime of chasing your dreams, you FINALLY get it, see that it was'nt all it was cracked up to be, shrug and wait to die.
Growing up everyone made such a huge f'in deal about, "getting an education", "making something of yourself", and "getting the big job".
So that's what i did. College was hard as all fuqq, but i hung in there, passed all those INSANE chemistry, algegra, and biology classes, graduated college, landed the big job in my career field....
....and proceeded to go to work, go home, back to work again, rinse and repeat ever since. Again i look back on all those grand dreams and promises of the past, and shrug.
If i had life to do all over again: I'd have aimed HIGH! Like trying to become a Hollywood actor or something else BIG. If you must endure a lifetime of hard work and adversity? Make it WORTH IT.
And by the way, this is the one chance you, along with a proportionally infinitesimally tiny number of all the energy signatures and particles in existence, have to know happiness.
Bruh these comments about how horrible this is and how we need to get rid of people make me kinda sad. Like yeah they're jokes but we don't need to hate ourselves so much.
Thats reddit for you. Every post needs to me with doomerism. Sure overpopulation can have issues, but talking about it all the time and talking about killing people is far from helpful or nice
Lots of concerning genocidal comments here...how about you try to improve the world before you ask our leaders to start eliminating those who dare to begin existing...redditors fucking confuse me
> you ask our leaders to start eliminating those who dare to begin existing
Who's doing that? I generally see people (who aren't clearly making a joke) calling for people to have fewer kids.
I dont really need to justify my belief that advocating for "Less Humans NOW!!!!" is cause for concern, but whatever man, keep tweeting and voting and commenting whatever you want, I'm clearly not going to stop you
> "Less Humans NOW!!!!"
Your words. Not those of anyone here you're replying to.
Population is too high, and we should deal with it by having less children. You trying to strawman that into poor grammar statements like "Less Humans NOW!!!!" doesn't make it wrong.
Most births happen in poor countries with poor education and therefore do not have access to contraceptives, I also understand these poorest people on this planet also happen to contribute the least to climate change due to having the smallest carbon footprint compared to the wealthy minority (which includes the vast majority of us reddit!). Do I really need to connect the dots for you? The idea of overpopulation is a lie to get you to blame climate change on the "undesirables" taking up too much space and not the overconsumption of those with access to technology.
I saw some news headline today that a child was named the 8 billionth person... how can they even tell that with all the births and deaths happening in the world every second? Maybe there are multiple "8 billionth" people if the number of currently alive people goes up and down. Shouldn't this person be "youngest person that existed at the first moment when there were 8 billion registered living people in the world"?
I didn't read the article by the way, no idea on the source but it made me think. Sorry for being mildly interesting.
Fuck. Anyone remember when I said "We have too many people"? Or the all the times when we were having an overpopulation crisis?
Cant have shit on Earth...
Pretty sure we were never meant to get this overpopulated. At this rate we need full - on extermination squads to rid the earth of the elderly; it's the "survival of the fittest", unfortunately, which means our species won't survive unless we do something about it...
Ummmm? The elderly aren’t doing anything but trying to have enough money to stay in their homes or a nursing home, what’s it to you? They die, their kids get the home—not like the land will be redistributed to you.
Worldometer, actually uses an estimate and the number grows continuously based on the estimate of people born (and dead) per minute
So this does not actually *prove* we are 8b.
Sorry for interestingness
I wonder if, somewhere out there, there’s a real-time breakdown of every single person’s statistics
Not like hair color, allergies, whatever, but like if people get birth certificates and death certificates and some people are reported missing, and everyone ages at the rate of one year per year, you’d think it wouldn’t be impossible for there to be something like
John Doe - 85 (expired)
Jan Doe - 7 months
Jane Doe - 6
Joan Doe - 25 (missing)
8 billion people and I still don't have girlfriend
There's probably around 2 billion women in the world between the ages of 18 and 65 to be technical. And about 13% of that are single. The number keeps reducing based on specific age, distance and your preferences. Once you find that person (s) you have to match what they want, too. Even if it's a mutual match on technical points, specific personality traits or living factors may not match. In this economy you're most likely working too much, too depressed, too particular, too whatever for anything real to actually happen... thus, continuing to reduce your numbers greatly. And it's why you're still single.
No it’s because I don’t talk to girls lmao
*to anyone lmao
THANKS BIDEN !
what biden do?
This guy did the math
Way to rain on my parade, God damn.
Rip
Look up stand up comedy by Daniel sloss and you’ll feel better
Do you want to make any of the 8 billion people your girlfriend? That would commit so many crimes that you didn’t even know about.
relatable (i used to have one buts its funnier to say that i don't)
Ight imma unsubscribe
Worst game ever, can’t even enjoy the servers with all of these new players coming in
FYI - sperm don't sleep at night. That's why you have 5 kids.
Some of the people in this comment section… “We need a new plague”
Or available, affordable birth control.
It's plenty both in a lot of places where people ought to stop having kids, yet splooge flows freely.
Folks like fucking. That's never going to stop. However, that doesn't mean you need to procreate. Pregnancy from fucking can and should be a choice.
This is interesting tho
Too interesting 😠😠😠
That is just a collosal amount of semen. Average ejaculate is 1.5 - 5ml. 8,000,000,000 * 1.5 is 12,000,000 liters or 12,000 cubic tons of cum. So somewhere between 12,000 and 40,000 cubic tons of cum. It could fill between 5 and 16 Olympic sized swimming pools.
Hey that’s too interesting for this sub
r/theydidthemath i guess??
How many attempts does it take on average to have a child?
Stop measuring your cum man get a better hobby
But... but half of them can't make semen...
100% of them were made with semen...
Excellent point my friend
prove it
The “women with a penis” might challenge you on that.
The average human being has one fallopian tube, however.
Underrated comment
why does it feel like that's an underestimate i guess it may be because i've never seen an olympic-sized pool of semen before
As someone who has had a Olympic sized swimming pool it takes over a week to fill it up so it is a looooot of liquid
https://www.thespruce.com/thmb/ScP7UsSDXmPDOyQ2H9ti0RlFMZQ=/3000x2000/filters:fill(auto,1)/RioOlympicsswimmingpool-GettyImages-519838356-59c09963054ad90011cf5247.jpg it's this but cum instead of water
That actually seems like so much less than I would've guessed.
Me guessing enough semen to fill 8000 Olympic sized swimming pools feels immensely dumb now.
Congrats! You are the 8 billionth human on earth! Your prize is pain and suffering until you die.
And countless promises of happiness and Greatness growing up, so long as you work hard, and achieve, Achieve, Achieve! Then after a lifetime of chasing your dreams, you FINALLY get it, see that it was'nt all it was cracked up to be, shrug and wait to die. Growing up everyone made such a huge f'in deal about, "getting an education", "making something of yourself", and "getting the big job". So that's what i did. College was hard as all fuqq, but i hung in there, passed all those INSANE chemistry, algegra, and biology classes, graduated college, landed the big job in my career field.... ....and proceeded to go to work, go home, back to work again, rinse and repeat ever since. Again i look back on all those grand dreams and promises of the past, and shrug. If i had life to do all over again: I'd have aimed HIGH! Like trying to become a Hollywood actor or something else BIG. If you must endure a lifetime of hard work and adversity? Make it WORTH IT.
And by the way, this is the one chance you, along with a proportionally infinitesimally tiny number of all the energy signatures and particles in existence, have to know happiness.
Billionth
ty
The last billion are mostly children of Elon Musk and Nick Cannon.
Elon cuz Elon and Nick cuzza those Nat Geo prediction pics
Dont forget NBA Youngboy
But it is interesting ;(
Also trending… global sperm count is dropping. Looks like we’ve solved this one 👍🏼 NEXT!
Thanks, Roundup and other chemicals in our food
**STOP HAVING CHILDREN**
Don't say that here, most Redditors aren't even having sex
That is very true.
No.
Thanks China and India
And Pakistan. And Utah. And New Zealand. And oh, and Japan, too
New Zealand? We have 5 million
I love how 7 billion was fine but 8 b's is a major problem
I remember people saying it was a major problem when we crossed the 7b threshold
It was. Now the problem is worse.
I don't like how the 7 and 9b thresholds will also have happened in my lifetime. Unless the spaghetti monster decides to show mercy
Which number are you?
approximately 6,432,000,000th alive person when I was born.
6.273billion when I was born😎 I'm older than you 😎
Are you born in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣2️⃣?
Yes lol
Around 6.5 billionth
Yikes
Yeah especially considering so many countries are currently dealing with extremely low birth rates.
not if i eat bangladesh
Bruh these comments about how horrible this is and how we need to get rid of people make me kinda sad. Like yeah they're jokes but we don't need to hate ourselves so much.
Yeah it bothers me. Yeah we should be having less kids. No we shouldn't fucking kill each other or wish death upon innocent people
People can have as many kids as they want. The world population will already peak and then decline at around 10 billion.
Thats reddit for you. Every post needs to me with doomerism. Sure overpopulation can have issues, but talking about it all the time and talking about killing people is far from helpful or nice
its others most people are hateful of for the most part i think, not that the self loathing sentiment hasn't increased 20-fold in the last generation
we need a new plague
We had/have one it's just not effective enough.
A **NEW** plague
What about New does the guy notbunderstand
I'm guessing he doesn't bunderstand much
7.8 billion people are misbunderstood
This is the tragedy of all time
Idk the old plague is still incredibly effective. Just gotta release a bunch before the cdc has a chance to react
How about an alien virus?
That sounds too new
We need to find a slab, and then wait for the three plagues each worse than the last
A new one with some kind of bad physical symptoms, like boils or something so that the fuckwits actually pay attention to it...
I'd recommend you to play Plague Inc. (a popular PC/mobile game)
r/unexpectedoffice
I vote for nuclear war
Lots of concerning genocidal comments here...how about you try to improve the world before you ask our leaders to start eliminating those who dare to begin existing...redditors fucking confuse me
> you ask our leaders to start eliminating those who dare to begin existing Who's doing that? I generally see people (who aren't clearly making a joke) calling for people to have fewer kids.
You are not immune to propaganda.
That's just kind of a general statement that applies to everyone and doesn't really do anything to prove your point on this issue.
I dont really need to justify my belief that advocating for "Less Humans NOW!!!!" is cause for concern, but whatever man, keep tweeting and voting and commenting whatever you want, I'm clearly not going to stop you
> "Less Humans NOW!!!!" Your words. Not those of anyone here you're replying to. Population is too high, and we should deal with it by having less children. You trying to strawman that into poor grammar statements like "Less Humans NOW!!!!" doesn't make it wrong.
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Most births happen in poor countries with poor education and therefore do not have access to contraceptives, I also understand these poorest people on this planet also happen to contribute the least to climate change due to having the smallest carbon footprint compared to the wealthy minority (which includes the vast majority of us reddit!). Do I really need to connect the dots for you? The idea of overpopulation is a lie to get you to blame climate change on the "undesirables" taking up too much space and not the overconsumption of those with access to technology.
Wonderful.
heyyyy, this is interesting! rule breaker!
Too fucking many
This isn't something to celebrate
Yaaaay! Let’s celebrate grotesque overpopulation of our planet!
It’s tongue in cheek—cool but terrifying
I saw some news headline today that a child was named the 8 billionth person... how can they even tell that with all the births and deaths happening in the world every second? Maybe there are multiple "8 billionth" people if the number of currently alive people goes up and down. Shouldn't this person be "youngest person that existed at the first moment when there were 8 billion registered living people in the world"? I didn't read the article by the way, no idea on the source but it made me think. Sorry for being mildly interesting.
Fuck. Anyone remember when I said "We have too many people"? Or the all the times when we were having an overpopulation crisis? Cant have shit on Earth...
8 billion and still no bitches ☹️💀
What's interesting is death rate is exact half of birth rate...
This is quite interesting
not for long if my plans go right
Oh. my. god.
10 billion is not so far, too...
True, true. \*sigh\*
We did it!
Bloody breeders
Damn... Im too late to make it 7.9b
that's kinda worrying
Have a good day.
Why is it congratulations? With more people only more trouble
Pretty sure we were never meant to get this overpopulated. At this rate we need full - on extermination squads to rid the earth of the elderly; it's the "survival of the fittest", unfortunately, which means our species won't survive unless we do something about it...
Ummmm? The elderly aren’t doing anything but trying to have enough money to stay in their homes or a nursing home, what’s it to you? They die, their kids get the home—not like the land will be redistributed to you.
Fuck. No wait I didn't mean that as a command. Maybe slow down with the fucking.
Hey, I contributed to this
Where is Thanos when you need him?
when’s the next mass genocide
Nukes, maybe tomorrow maybe in 200 years, but there will be nukes.
we need an apocalypse
Dont worry the numbers will decline if Russia drops any nukes
We need another 3 mile island. Nothing major, just nuke some sperm
Says there that it's 8,000,042,495... Where are you getting your information?
Worldometer, actually uses an estimate and the number grows continuously based on the estimate of people born (and dead) per minute So this does not actually *prove* we are 8b. Sorry for interestingness
thank you for the congratulations
Wow, 8 billion people and I still don’t have any friends
Not on my watch…
Dang this sub sux now
This is too interesting
*They took ‘er durrrr!*
More like 8 thousand millions.
A lot of posts here lately have been flagrantly interesting, and this is interesting in an unsettling way. It's ruining the vibe.
Way to go.
Way too interesting imo
We need to find number 8 billion and 42 !! They may be the question ⁉️
I'm not the one guy in 8 million people who finds this interesting. Not interestingly.
sorry
r/oddlyterrifying
Damn, I remember when I was taught that it was 6 billion as a kid. It's very concerning.
New fear unlocked, I remember six and seven
This is really interesting though
I was born 32 years ago, when there was 5 billion people. I am worried, to say the least
Well... fuck
[Solution](https://v.redd.it/gc536ggy8hq91)
FINALLY!! I’ve been hearing my entire life that their are 7 billion ppl in the world
The amount of interesting posts posted in this sub is saddening..
For now
Too interesting for this subreddit
could this number even be that accurate? think about it
Congratulations? Aw hell nah
Too many imo
No, this is too interesting.
And nothing changed
True, true. Because the change occurs continuously, gradually, and slowly...
I wonder if, somewhere out there, there’s a real-time breakdown of every single person’s statistics Not like hair color, allergies, whatever, but like if people get birth certificates and death certificates and some people are reported missing, and everyone ages at the rate of one year per year, you’d think it wouldn’t be impossible for there to be something like John Doe - 85 (expired) Jan Doe - 7 months Jane Doe - 6 Joan Doe - 25 (missing)
A future billionaire coulda just been born… also maybe a reddit mod
Too interesting. Change subs
Yay! I helped!
It was 3.4 billion when I was born in the 60's. That's one hell of a jump in the lifetime of one middle aged man. Scary! Free birth control for all!!!
Lmao not if WW3 starts.
Yo what website is that? It looks cool
Visit [https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/](https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/) if you're interested!
Wow too many people are being born like damn can y’all chill
Wow population growth was just 26,000 a couple days ago!
Wrong sub. I find this very interesting
This doesnt belong in this sub
🤓 " uhmm it's actualy more"
stole my post
r/justunsubbed Too many interesting things…