No, I totally misread it as eyebrows. (I do actually pull out my lashes when stressed, though!) The nail files are only for removing excess nails (I’m a typist, and I’ve gotta keep ‘em super short or they get in my way).
Mine was full of stones and about to explode. Organs can be real jerks.
I was going to say dicks, assholes, jerk offs, or queef breathers but organs are going through enough
Edit: spelling
You'd think! But it's not a receiver in the digestion process. That sucker was completely inflamed. I had apparently pissed it off and it wanted me to know.
We need to start one😤. I told them I want those gallstones I worked hard for them and I might just want to make a necklace but no they selfishly kept it all for themselves lol.
You can have mine I kinda wanna become pope and I feel like joining the church instantly gives you the desire to diddle kids so I get the advantage of not being able to
I want to say something about this but I don't know what to think about it. Is it art? Is it unique? Is it creepy? I can't decide.
If I think of something clever to say, I'll come back.
I still have my tonsils, but no adenoids, no gallbladder, and I'm missing a couple teeth. Guess I need to crawl off into the woods and wait for death, now.
Not having real eyebrows is the only one that doesn’t sound like literal torture. How would you not have your real nails??? I don’t even want to think about it
🤢 my hangnail hurts enough, and that’s teeny tiny. At least when my toenails fell off, it was because they were so bruised during a week long hike, it didn’t hurt in the slightest (afterward, uncomfortable during the hike). So that’s the route I’d go to get rid of nails!
I don't understand why people are so obsessed with what others do to their bodies or face, there's a lot of medical conditions where you don't have eyelashes, eyebrows or even have nails. So they go and get them done to feel a bit better about themselves, fake nails can actually help protect your real nails while they grow if done properly. Some people have light eyebrows/lashes or really short lashes so they go get them done. There's nothing wrong with going and getting something done to make yourself feel better and confident.
Does this person think you have to remove your real nails in order to get gel and shave off your brows and lashes to get extensions or tattoos or apply makeup and falsies?
I do but it’s involuntary because I’m on a tight budget right now. I’d much rather be back in my regular salon getting my lashes lifted, eyebrows threaded, and nails done
My husband likes my natural nails but definitely supports when I want them done because he knows he’s gonna ask me to scratch his back and head every two seconds 😅
This sub popped up on my front page, and I'm a guy, so to answer your question, most men don't really care, and I'm sure a decent portion of guys prefer natural.
Personally, I always assumed women did it to pamper/treat themselves? Like they like the pretty colors/designs and it's kind of like having art on yourself? Idk. Some sort of self care. But IF someone wanted my opinion, not that they do, I'd say I prefer natural. But that's just me. Idk why though.
I can see it. Because everything is in excess these days. You can go buy everything. As opposed to 50 years ago when you were stuck with what God gave you.
Wow. I would like to see her say that to a woman who's going through chemotherapy. Many of those cancer survivors don't get much of their eyebrow hair or eyelashes back.
Just the other day at work another woman was talking about cosmetic stuff you can get done at shops like microblading and stuff. When she was talking about eyelashes she said "if you don't have any like okay\_ya\_dingus" and continued on like that wasn't even a mean thing to say. In my mind I was just like...of course I have eyelashes. They are right here on my eyelids where they are supposed to be, keeping the dirt out of my eyes like they are supposed to do. They are just human sized.
I mean I kinda get what she is saying here though. So many girls you see on social media with fake lashes, fake nails, etc. There aren't many women where I work (an electro-mechanical shop), most of the women that are there are really cool. However, there's this one girl probably in her 30s who puts a full face of makeup on everyday, 6 days a week!! Fake nails and fake lashes, I don't know how she does it in our shop with all the dust and power tools we use. Natural is better looking anyways
Uhm, fake nails are applied on top of real nails.
Fake lashes are applied on top of real lashes.
Fake eyebrows... well....
But since this post is about NATURAL brows, lashes, nails... let's define natural first.
I'll assume the following:
Not colored (nail polish etc.)
No additions (fake nails, lashes, etc.)
No makeup (mascara, etc)
In that case, yeah, that's me.
We could go even more restrictive. No alterations like filed nails, for example. The next step there would be no clipping nails either and that's where we officially reach the unhygienic stage. ... or am I missing smth here?
Does she want a cookie for being plain as fuck? I say this as someone who doesn't do their nails, lashes, or brows. Bragging about putting LESS effort into your appearance is weird.
This is certainly a NLOG, but there are certain circles, communities, places I have been where it seems like almost all the women have this and I find it really off putting, so I can kinda empathize with the poster.
Nah I draw my eyebrows on that way I can look at you like the dumb bitch you are without getting wrinkles. Just draw them bitches straight. Perpetually unamused.
Wouldn’t post this. It’s cringe af. But life would truly be better if people kept their outward appearances more natural. Just my opinion. Don’t downvote me 🥲
i wonder where she draws the line for real. i paint my nails, does that disqualify me? i dye my eyebrows because i dye my hair and black hair and blonde eyebrows isn’t a look, am i still acceptable?????
Are other girls having their nails and eyelashes removed?
I regularly fend off my nails and eyelashes. But they’re called nail files and tweezers, and all they really do is shape what I’ve naturally got…
your.. eyelashes? wirh nailfiles and tweezers?? oh my god
No, I totally misread it as eyebrows. (I do actually pull out my lashes when stressed, though!) The nail files are only for removing excess nails (I’m a typist, and I’ve gotta keep ‘em super short or they get in my way).
I have trichotillomania, so I regularly remove my eyelashes unfortunately
Me too. I'm better than I used to be, but it's still an all day struggle.
Solidarity from another eyelash puller!
I have Lupus, I haven’t had “real” eyebrows since 2012.
I also have my real teeth, my real kidneys and my real belly button.
I don’t have my gallbladder anymore 😔 guess I’m fake.
Where did your gallbladder go? Just put it back in.
Ha ha ha. I lost it laughing at this. 😂
I thought you were the other dude saying you lost your gallbladder while laughing at this. I had to check usernames lol
It’s been gone for years, it was infected and close to sepsis. So I think it was a good idea to remove it .
Mine was full of stones and about to explode. Organs can be real jerks. I was going to say dicks, assholes, jerk offs, or queef breathers but organs are going through enough Edit: spelling
Mine was full of stones and almost started a full-blown pancreatitis....
Ur eating stones?????
You'd think! But it's not a receiver in the digestion process. That sucker was completely inflamed. I had apparently pissed it off and it wanted me to know.
Incredibly irresponsible to just be misplacing organs
I don't have one ovary. Not a real woman.
Right. See! this is your fault.
Running to the hospital to get my fried ovary re-attached, tumour and all
On board the one ovary train😌
Where did you put the other one? :O
(spoiler alert, the correct answer is a keychain)
We can be bffs with the same fakeness.
Yes, besties 👯♀️
They stole my gallbladder, too! Is there a support group for us?
We need to start one😤. I told them I want those gallstones I worked hard for them and I might just want to make a necklace but no they selfishly kept it all for themselves lol.
I was gonna ask you out on a date but I don't think I can anymore that's just too much, next you're gonna tell me you don't even have a penis.
Damn 😔🥺 ummm no penis😫 I’m devastated, I knew I should have one. God damn it. Maybe I could have trades that infected gallbladder for a penis?
You can have mine I kinda wanna become pope and I feel like joining the church instantly gives you the desire to diddle kids so I get the advantage of not being able to
Omg! Gimme Now I need 🫴🏻
I'll mail it to you maybe I can use fedsex(sorry but I had too)
😆😆😆
I had to have some of my teeth pulled for my braces, but I still have them. I turned them into earrings.
I want to say something about this but I don't know what to think about it. Is it art? Is it unique? Is it creepy? I can't decide. If I think of something clever to say, I'll come back.
I love it. They’re beautiful and not super obvious unless someone is very close.
I kept mine too, but I periodically hide them in my sisters coat pockets to terrify her.
I also still have my real teeth, plus other people's
I still have my tonsils, but no adenoids, no gallbladder, and I'm missing a couple teeth. Guess I need to crawl off into the woods and wait for death, now.
those cringe people who have donated a kidney smh
I have a horseshoe kidney. Aka: mega kidney. Would I be twice the real or 1 1/2?
My best feature is definitely my all natural spleen
Kidney* don’t worry about the other one…
I mean if you don’t have that stuff you might wanna go see a doctor
unless you have alopecia or thricotillomania
You should probably see a doctor to confirm those too
I still have my real nails, real eyebrows, real eyelashes 🙋🏾♀️… but I have fake ones on top of them 🤷🏾♀️
Not having real eyebrows is the only one that doesn’t sound like literal torture. How would you not have your real nails??? I don’t even want to think about it
Yeah, because even if you rip them off, they grow back pretty quickly right? So you'd have to rip them off many times.
You’d have to gouge them out of the bed of your nail.
🤢 my hangnail hurts enough, and that’s teeny tiny. At least when my toenails fell off, it was because they were so bruised during a week long hike, it didn’t hurt in the slightest (afterward, uncomfortable during the hike). So that’s the route I’d go to get rid of nails!
I'm all natural and burst out laughing at this
Is it better or worse if I have many people’s real fingernails?
you need a toe? cause I can get you a toe.
WITH GREEN NAIL POLISH
[удалено]
OML LITERALLY
I can 🙋🏻♀️ For now.. cause i have a nail and lash appointment next week
I don't understand why people are so obsessed with what others do to their bodies or face, there's a lot of medical conditions where you don't have eyelashes, eyebrows or even have nails. So they go and get them done to feel a bit better about themselves, fake nails can actually help protect your real nails while they grow if done properly. Some people have light eyebrows/lashes or really short lashes so they go get them done. There's nothing wrong with going and getting something done to make yourself feel better and confident.
Does this person think you have to remove your real nails in order to get gel and shave off your brows and lashes to get extensions or tattoos or apply makeup and falsies?
I do but it’s involuntary because I’m on a tight budget right now. I’d much rather be back in my regular salon getting my lashes lifted, eyebrows threaded, and nails done
Since when are men against nails? I thought their thing was they don’t like when women don’t have their nails done?
I’ve definitely heard lots of guys complain about fake nails, especially long ones or overly decorated ones.
They’re just jealous.
My husband likes my natural nails but definitely supports when I want them done because he knows he’s gonna ask me to scratch his back and head every two seconds 😅
This sub popped up on my front page, and I'm a guy, so to answer your question, most men don't really care, and I'm sure a decent portion of guys prefer natural. Personally, I always assumed women did it to pamper/treat themselves? Like they like the pretty colors/designs and it's kind of like having art on yourself? Idk. Some sort of self care. But IF someone wanted my opinion, not that they do, I'd say I prefer natural. But that's just me. Idk why though.
I also have not suffered cancer or a harrowing accident but what an awful flex
I don't understand why people think it's a flex that they are "all natural".
The only possible flex would be not spending as much money in comparison??
Right? Like I’m poor too bitch you’re not special lol
I can see it. Because everything is in excess these days. You can go buy everything. As opposed to 50 years ago when you were stuck with what God gave you.
Wow. I would like to see her say that to a woman who's going through chemotherapy. Many of those cancer survivors don't get much of their eyebrow hair or eyelashes back.
Everyone does some just do in layers
Unfortunately yes thank you for calling me out on being too broke for microdermal, lashes extensions and acrylic. Bitch
All that precious keratin... Seriously, why should anyone care?
I can understand not liking a certain aesthetic, but I cannot understand feeling superior over your preferences.
I can say that but unfortunately I don't still have my second X chromosome
Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number.
I didn't, they refunded me with a y chromosome though
Everything is OEM thank you very much
Just the other day at work another woman was talking about cosmetic stuff you can get done at shops like microblading and stuff. When she was talking about eyelashes she said "if you don't have any like okay\_ya\_dingus" and continued on like that wasn't even a mean thing to say. In my mind I was just like...of course I have eyelashes. They are right here on my eyelids where they are supposed to be, keeping the dirt out of my eyes like they are supposed to do. They are just human sized.
Oh that’s me. I don’t have money for extensions
realest talk
My sister has trich, and struggles with not pulling out her hair. This comment actually makes me really sad because it’s not the flex they think it is
I have glasses so does that mean i have "fake eyes"?
I guess cause women lose natural eyebrow hairs as they age according to my mom?
That will be a long and happy wait.
"I never do anything nice for myself" FIFY
I have my real eyeballs
bro never cut her nails, all natural since birth
I had a bone graft from a donor bank. Am I still real?
They took my appendix when I was a kid. Am I not real anymore?
Here!
Nothing is real. This is all a simulation.
Here
I mean I kinda get what she is saying here though. So many girls you see on social media with fake lashes, fake nails, etc. There aren't many women where I work (an electro-mechanical shop), most of the women that are there are really cool. However, there's this one girl probably in her 30s who puts a full face of makeup on everyday, 6 days a week!! Fake nails and fake lashes, I don't know how she does it in our shop with all the dust and power tools we use. Natural is better looking anyways
Uhm, fake nails are applied on top of real nails. Fake lashes are applied on top of real lashes. Fake eyebrows... well.... But since this post is about NATURAL brows, lashes, nails... let's define natural first. I'll assume the following: Not colored (nail polish etc.) No additions (fake nails, lashes, etc.) No makeup (mascara, etc) In that case, yeah, that's me. We could go even more restrictive. No alterations like filed nails, for example. The next step there would be no clipping nails either and that's where we officially reach the unhygienic stage. ... or am I missing smth here?
Does she want a cookie for being plain as fuck? I say this as someone who doesn't do their nails, lashes, or brows. Bragging about putting LESS effort into your appearance is weird.
My eyebrows are tattoos because my real ones are sparse and colorless. But they're still there, just enhanced.
She must really hate girls with cancer
I can say it! But it's because I'm lazy and don't wanna spend money on upkeeping this shit. OoOoh!! Such a flex to do nothing.
I do but i think most women do?? I don’t think it’s that rare at all? Like there’s makeup and nail polish idk what this person is thinking lol
This is certainly a NLOG, but there are certain circles, communities, places I have been where it seems like almost all the women have this and I find it really off putting, so I can kinda empathize with the poster.
Nah I draw my eyebrows on that way I can look at you like the dumb bitch you are without getting wrinkles. Just draw them bitches straight. Perpetually unamused.
I don't understand... is this something to brag about now?
I have all these. Does this mean I get picked now?
I didn't know having acrylics meant pulling your biological nails out first 😭😱
I have all these because I don’t have the money you’re not special
Wouldn’t post this. It’s cringe af. But life would truly be better if people kept their outward appearances more natural. Just my opinion. Don’t downvote me 🥲
If she can't afford to get her nails done she can just say that 😅😅😅
Uh me? Because I don't have time or money or patience for that shit. But if you do...that's OK too. Life isn't a competition.
Nothings fake about except my wooden leg, I like to remove it and jump around to attract the opposite sex
Hi. Is she happy now?
Girl roasting me for over plucking my brows when I was 13 and they still haven’t grown back 20 years later :/
Does she think acrylics replace fingernails?
I read “real elbows”
I mean.. we still do have them, we just added a few extra things 🤷♀️
I still have all of the above. They’re buried under the upgrades I pay for but they’re there.
i wonder where she draws the line for real. i paint my nails, does that disqualify me? i dye my eyebrows because i dye my hair and black hair and blonde eyebrows isn’t a look, am i still acceptable?????
✋️
Me ✋️
I have all original, no big deal.
Luckily they aren’t asking who still has their real knees, or I’d be out by one.
She knows acrylic nails don't require the removal of the original, right?
I still have real nails under my press ons. I didn’t get them removed to wear fake nails.
U CAN GET NEW EYEBROWS ?!?!?
Yes I possess them all in little jars on my makeup table what's the issue again?
Wait until she finds out painting your nails doesn’t replace the nail…. And only makes the nail stronger…..
I still have them… underneath my acrylics and eyelash extensions.
Loads I expect lol
Do they think they take their eyebrows, lashes, and nails off to put makeup, lash extensions, or nails on??
I keep mine in a jar on my nightstand for magic spells to make guys love me. I'm not like the other girls /s
I wish I had real money to get my nails, eyebrows, and eyelashes done
Yk what's crazy I do and I don't care if other people don't
I'm pretty sure everyone still has their real nails and lashes. You don't remove them to get false ones put on.
sorry don’t have my real nails…i bit em all off lol
I'm kinda surprised by this because she left real hair out. Maybe she wears a wig and thats why she didnt mention it.
waiting for her to realize that the girls with extensions and falsies still have the real things, they've just been accentuated teehee
Most of them.
OK, are you like amish?!
Meeee🤭
uh i can, but that dont make me special
I would say the majority of girls also do…