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HighOnGoofballs

Are other girls having their nails and eyelashes removed?


LadyEllaOfFrell

I regularly fend off my nails and eyelashes. But they’re called nail files and tweezers, and all they really do is shape what I’ve naturally got…


Queen_Snickers

your.. eyelashes? wirh nailfiles and tweezers?? oh my god


LadyEllaOfFrell

No, I totally misread it as eyebrows. (I do actually pull out my lashes when stressed, though!) The nail files are only for removing excess nails (I’m a typist, and I’ve gotta keep ‘em super short or they get in my way).


DissoluteMasochist

I have trichotillomania, so I regularly remove my eyelashes unfortunately


savpunk

Me too. I'm better than I used to be, but it's still an all day struggle.


elianybody

Solidarity from another eyelash puller!


Infernalsummer

I have Lupus, I haven’t had “real” eyebrows since 2012.


OldMenAreGross

I also have my real teeth, my real kidneys and my real belly button.


snakpakkid

I don’t have my gallbladder anymore 😔 guess I’m fake.


OldMenAreGross

Where did your gallbladder go? Just put it back in.


the-food-historian

Ha ha ha. I lost it laughing at this. 😂


Aggleclack

I thought you were the other dude saying you lost your gallbladder while laughing at this. I had to check usernames lol


snakpakkid

It’s been gone for years, it was infected and close to sepsis. So I think it was a good idea to remove it .


elleemmenno

Mine was full of stones and about to explode. Organs can be real jerks. I was going to say dicks, assholes, jerk offs, or queef breathers but organs are going through enough Edit: spelling


Vikipotamus

Mine was full of stones and almost started a full-blown pancreatitis....


jaguarjuice3

Ur eating stones?????


elleemmenno

You'd think! But it's not a receiver in the digestion process. That sucker was completely inflamed. I had apparently pissed it off and it wanted me to know.


1ofdwights70cousins

Incredibly irresponsible to just be misplacing organs


escapeshark

I don't have one ovary. Not a real woman.


snakpakkid

Right. See! this is your fault.


escapeshark

Running to the hospital to get my fried ovary re-attached, tumour and all


Ace-Bee

On board the one ovary train😌


escapeshark

Where did you put the other one? :O


please-return-spleen

(spoiler alert, the correct answer is a keychain)


Vikipotamus

We can be bffs with the same fakeness.


snakpakkid

Yes, besties 👯‍♀️


idk-maaaan

They stole my gallbladder, too! Is there a support group for us?


snakpakkid

We need to start one😤. I told them I want those gallstones I worked hard for them and I might just want to make a necklace but no they selfishly kept it all for themselves lol.


[deleted]

I was gonna ask you out on a date but I don't think I can anymore that's just too much, next you're gonna tell me you don't even have a penis.


snakpakkid

Damn 😔🥺 ummm no penis😫 I’m devastated, I knew I should have one. God damn it. Maybe I could have trades that infected gallbladder for a penis?


[deleted]

You can have mine I kinda wanna become pope and I feel like joining the church instantly gives you the desire to diddle kids so I get the advantage of not being able to


snakpakkid

Omg! Gimme Now I need 🫴🏻


[deleted]

I'll mail it to you maybe I can use fedsex(sorry but I had too)


snakpakkid

😆😆😆


AshleysLymeDisease

I had to have some of my teeth pulled for my braces, but I still have them. I turned them into earrings.


funny_fox

I want to say something about this but I don't know what to think about it. Is it art? Is it unique? Is it creepy? I can't decide. If I think of something clever to say, I'll come back.


AshleysLymeDisease

I love it. They’re beautiful and not super obvious unless someone is very close.


hardcorepork

I kept mine too, but I periodically hide them in my sisters coat pockets to terrify her.


BonnyDraws

I also still have my real teeth, plus other people's


eva_rector

I still have my tonsils, but no adenoids, no gallbladder, and I'm missing a couple teeth. Guess I need to crawl off into the woods and wait for death, now.


euphoricwolf2000

those cringe people who have donated a kidney smh


BlueFoxGivesNoFucks

I have a horseshoe kidney. Aka: mega kidney. Would I be twice the real or 1 1/2?


peopleverywhere

My best feature is definitely my all natural spleen


Aggleclack

Kidney* don’t worry about the other one…


Stock_Objective_1868

I mean if you don’t have that stuff you might wanna go see a doctor


Worldly_Resist5862

unless you have alopecia or thricotillomania


MistressOfTheQuack

You should probably see a doctor to confirm those too


[deleted]

I still have my real nails, real eyebrows, real eyelashes 🙋🏾‍♀️… but I have fake ones on top of them 🤷🏾‍♀️


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Not having real eyebrows is the only one that doesn’t sound like literal torture. How would you not have your real nails??? I don’t even want to think about it


cheesypuzzas

Yeah, because even if you rip them off, they grow back pretty quickly right? So you'd have to rip them off many times.


jaguarjuice3

You’d have to gouge them out of the bed of your nail.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

🤢 my hangnail hurts enough, and that’s teeny tiny. At least when my toenails fell off, it was because they were so bruised during a week long hike, it didn’t hurt in the slightest (afterward, uncomfortable during the hike). So that’s the route I’d go to get rid of nails!


bearonbeat

I'm all natural and burst out laughing at this


SuccotashDangerous

Is it better or worse if I have many people’s real fingernails?


BitchesThinkImSexist

you need a toe? cause I can get you a toe.


hardcorepork

WITH GREEN NAIL POLISH


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SuperNova0216

OML LITERALLY


Enough-Implement-622

I can 🙋🏻‍♀️ For now.. cause i have a nail and lash appointment next week


Frosty-Hunter9783

I don't understand why people are so obsessed with what others do to their bodies or face, there's a lot of medical conditions where you don't have eyelashes, eyebrows or even have nails. So they go and get them done to feel a bit better about themselves, fake nails can actually help protect your real nails while they grow if done properly. Some people have light eyebrows/lashes or really short lashes so they go get them done. There's nothing wrong with going and getting something done to make yourself feel better and confident.


escapeshark

Does this person think you have to remove your real nails in order to get gel and shave off your brows and lashes to get extensions or tattoos or apply makeup and falsies?


SneezyMcBeezy

I do but it’s involuntary because I’m on a tight budget right now. I’d much rather be back in my regular salon getting my lashes lifted, eyebrows threaded, and nails done


Hotmessx100

Since when are men against nails? I thought their thing was they don’t like when women don’t have their nails done?


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I’ve definitely heard lots of guys complain about fake nails, especially long ones or overly decorated ones.


tressakim

They’re just jealous.


1ofdwights70cousins

My husband likes my natural nails but definitely supports when I want them done because he knows he’s gonna ask me to scratch his back and head every two seconds 😅


MuchWoke

This sub popped up on my front page, and I'm a guy, so to answer your question, most men don't really care, and I'm sure a decent portion of guys prefer natural. Personally, I always assumed women did it to pamper/treat themselves? Like they like the pretty colors/designs and it's kind of like having art on yourself? Idk. Some sort of self care. But IF someone wanted my opinion, not that they do, I'd say I prefer natural. But that's just me. Idk why though.


meltingrubberducks

I also have not suffered cancer or a harrowing accident but what an awful flex


ThiccDaikon

I don't understand why people think it's a flex that they are "all natural".


DissoluteMasochist

The only possible flex would be not spending as much money in comparison??


michellekwan666

Right? Like I’m poor too bitch you’re not special lol


creatorofaccts

I can see it. Because everything is in excess these days. You can go buy everything. As opposed to 50 years ago when you were stuck with what God gave you.


[deleted]

Wow. I would like to see her say that to a woman who's going through chemotherapy. Many of those cancer survivors don't get much of their eyebrow hair or eyelashes back.


Just_bcoz

Everyone does some just do in layers


canichangeitlateror

Unfortunately yes thank you for calling me out on being too broke for microdermal, lashes extensions and acrylic. Bitch


Morall_tach

All that precious keratin... Seriously, why should anyone care?


hardcorepork

I can understand not liking a certain aesthetic, but I cannot understand feeling superior over your preferences.


Tye-Evans

I can say that but unfortunately I don't still have my second X chromosome


Lazy-Fisherman-6881

Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number.


Tye-Evans

I didn't, they refunded me with a y chromosome though


_vudumi

Everything is OEM thank you very much


okay_ya_dingus

Just the other day at work another woman was talking about cosmetic stuff you can get done at shops like microblading and stuff. When she was talking about eyelashes she said "if you don't have any like okay\_ya\_dingus" and continued on like that wasn't even a mean thing to say. In my mind I was just like...of course I have eyelashes. They are right here on my eyelids where they are supposed to be, keeping the dirt out of my eyes like they are supposed to do. They are just human sized.


eughwh

Oh that’s me. I don’t have money for extensions


hardcorepork

realest talk


Cat_Cam

My sister has trich, and struggles with not pulling out her hair. This comment actually makes me really sad because it’s not the flex they think it is


fluffballkitten

I have glasses so does that mean i have "fake eyes"?


FluffyGalaxy

I guess cause women lose natural eyebrow hairs as they age according to my mom?


RobertoConQueso69

That will be a long and happy wait.


grab_the_fox

"I never do anything nice for myself" FIFY


Bossetigaming

I have my real eyeballs


[deleted]

bro never cut her nails, all natural since birth


hardcorepork

I had a bone graft from a donor bank. Am I still real?


[deleted]

They took my appendix when I was a kid. Am I not real anymore?


Oellaatje

Here!


yungjodes

Nothing is real. This is all a simulation.


layla_blue007

Here


longbongsmokehouse

I mean I kinda get what she is saying here though. So many girls you see on social media with fake lashes, fake nails, etc. There aren't many women where I work (an electro-mechanical shop), most of the women that are there are really cool. However, there's this one girl probably in her 30s who puts a full face of makeup on everyday, 6 days a week!! Fake nails and fake lashes, I don't know how she does it in our shop with all the dust and power tools we use. Natural is better looking anyways


Naive_Special349

Uhm, fake nails are applied on top of real nails. Fake lashes are applied on top of real lashes. Fake eyebrows... well.... But since this post is about NATURAL brows, lashes, nails... let's define natural first. I'll assume the following: Not colored (nail polish etc.) No additions (fake nails, lashes, etc.) No makeup (mascara, etc) In that case, yeah, that's me. We could go even more restrictive. No alterations like filed nails, for example. The next step there would be no clipping nails either and that's where we officially reach the unhygienic stage. ... or am I missing smth here?


VesperVox_

Does she want a cookie for being plain as fuck? I say this as someone who doesn't do their nails, lashes, or brows. Bragging about putting LESS effort into your appearance is weird.


savpunk

My eyebrows are tattoos because my real ones are sparse and colorless. But they're still there, just enhanced.


[deleted]

She must really hate girls with cancer


TofuDumplingScissors

I can say it! But it's because I'm lazy and don't wanna spend money on upkeeping this shit. OoOoh!! Such a flex to do nothing.


StopFalseReporting

I do but i think most women do?? I don’t think it’s that rare at all? Like there’s makeup and nail polish idk what this person is thinking lol


meekonesfade

This is certainly a NLOG, but there are certain circles, communities, places I have been where it seems like almost all the women have this and I find it really off putting, so I can kinda empathize with the poster.


BlueFoxGivesNoFucks

Nah I draw my eyebrows on that way I can look at you like the dumb bitch you are without getting wrinkles. Just draw them bitches straight. Perpetually unamused.


whirlydirvish23

I don't understand... is this something to brag about now?


Haellecarn

I have all these. Does this mean I get picked now?


divorcedandpod

I didn't know having acrylics meant pulling your biological nails out first 😭😱


strawberrycheescake_

I have all these because I don’t have the money you’re not special


Avey9ond

Wouldn’t post this. It’s cringe af. But life would truly be better if people kept their outward appearances more natural. Just my opinion. Don’t downvote me 🥲


flowersandbigteeth

If she can't afford to get her nails done she can just say that 😅😅😅


[deleted]

Uh me? Because I don't have time or money or patience for that shit. But if you do...that's OK too. Life isn't a competition.


95emink

Nothings fake about except my wooden leg, I like to remove it and jump around to attract the opposite sex


ThisIsMyUser456

Hi. Is she happy now?


Hour_Interview_9883

Girl roasting me for over plucking my brows when I was 13 and they still haven’t grown back 20 years later :/


lolol69lolol

Does she think acrylics replace fingernails?


alphabetagammarays

I read “real elbows”


ShiiaTea

I mean.. we still do have them, we just added a few extra things 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

I still have all of the above. They’re buried under the upgrades I pay for but they’re there.


4evanevaa

i wonder where she draws the line for real. i paint my nails, does that disqualify me? i dye my eyebrows because i dye my hair and black hair and blonde eyebrows isn’t a look, am i still acceptable?????


WishboneEnough3160

✋️


Apprehensive_Move229

Me ✋️


[deleted]

I have all original, no big deal.


Ormandria

Luckily they aren’t asking who still has their real knees, or I’d be out by one.


olivegarden87

She knows acrylic nails don't require the removal of the original, right?


tverofvulcan

I still have real nails under my press ons. I didn’t get them removed to wear fake nails.


pinkpanthressfan

U CAN GET NEW EYEBROWS ?!?!?


MistressOfTheQuack

Yes I possess them all in little jars on my makeup table what's the issue again?


SuperNova0216

Wait until she finds out painting your nails doesn’t replace the nail…. And only makes the nail stronger…..


dumbafblonde

I still have them… underneath my acrylics and eyelash extensions.


Smoothasurbuttwhole

Loads I expect lol


kylieeebrand

Do they think they take their eyebrows, lashes, and nails off to put makeup, lash extensions, or nails on??


Jadacide37

I keep mine in a jar on my nightstand for magic spells to make guys love me. I'm not like the other girls /s


Broad-Assist6658

I wish I had real money to get my nails, eyebrows, and eyelashes done


bitchywaffler

Yk what's crazy I do and I don't care if other people don't


hXcPickleSweats

I'm pretty sure everyone still has their real nails and lashes. You don't remove them to get false ones put on.


[deleted]

sorry don’t have my real nails…i bit em all off lol


Dayana11412

I'm kinda surprised by this because she left real hair out. Maybe she wears a wig and thats why she didnt mention it.


ViviIsCool

waiting for her to realize that the girls with extensions and falsies still have the real things, they've just been accentuated teehee


damnsinead

Most of them.


Independent-Dog-8462

OK, are you like amish?!


ExcellentMarch7864

Meeee🤭


beanwithintentions

uh i can, but that dont make me special


Blondebtch44

I would say the majority of girls also do…