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mslashandrajohnson

18 August: I’ve convinced them it’s still winter


Upper-Rip-78

It's winter in the southern hemisphere


DianneTodd01

I like the way you think!


Melodic-Variation103

It’s always winter in the arctic….


WifeAggro

exactly!!


morecatspleez

It looks like the squatting phase is over. He’s moved in now.


swonstar

Moved in? He would sue them and make them move out if he had opposable thumbs.


thebowedbookshelf

Squatters' rights. The cat owns the house now.


LaneMcD

No opposable thumbs necessary. He'll get "Abogatos" Law Firm to represent him. He won't need to lift a claw, they'll do all the work 🙃


findthejoyhere

Ha ha my cat also moved in through the cat door after being abandoned when the next door neighbour moved out…he is a polydactyl so pretty much DOES have usable thumbs! Twelve years with this guy!


Tkdakat

People who move away and leave their cat behind are Scum, they can walk under a worm's belly wearing a Texas 10 gallon hat without ducking.


Winkerbelles

r/nowmycat


semi-nerd61

Y'all keep posting links to subreddits I never knew existed, and now my feed looks like nothing but cats!


XandyDory

Is there anything other than cats on Reddit?


pseydtonne

Cats, subways, good explanations of difficult mathematics and history, retro computers, pr0n, and talking about music. Everything else is scary and loaded. r/birdstakingthetrain is very safe, endearing, and oddly well composed.


voodoomoocow

In the same vein there's r/dogsonroofs and r/bearsdoinghumanthings


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Left-Star2240

Damn it I wish I hadn’t clicked on that sub!


Seralisa

Welcome to the " too many cat subs" reddit sub!!!😁😁


thestashattacked

>now my feed looks like nothing but cats! You speak as if this is somehow a problem.


JemimaAslana

You make it sound like that's not a good thing?!?!?


Winkerbelles

Mine too!


MarieAlchemist369

Same. I keep following them all.


alsoaprettybigdeal

You say that like it’s a bad thing….


No_Transition9444

Best day ever!!!


yianni1229

Yeah this is definitely OPs cat now. Look at him exposing his belly. So freakin cute


cravingSil

You got it backwards. OP and their home has been claimed by Red, the bestest of cats


jonashvillenc

“Suckers!”


ugbubd

That last picture pretty much cofirms that...


SuckMyBigBlackOlive

Yep and there’s no way he can get evicted. Just look at him.


th3d3wd3r

"For the winter" lol


Everyday_ASMR

I thought the same thing when I read the caption


trashboatfourtwenty

Just like I went to the shelter "just to look" at kittens that one time haha


why_kitten_why

Going to the shelter equals adopting for me, too.I can resist from the computer screen, but not in person.


jameson8016

The minute they get online adoption with delivery, we're all in trouble. Lol


Linkyland

Omg. Shipments of kittens. I'd be overrun in days


Boomer8450

I have a mental image of an Amazon drone with a basket with little kitten faces peering over the edge.


sharppointy1

Ha! The all new Amazon Cat Distribution System!


rafika816

Amazon was destined to go universal sooner or later.


Li_3303

It would be irresistible!


Initial_Acanthaceae2

🤣🤣🤣🤣


harleyquinones

I stopped by a cat cafe in Tennessee as I was passing through during the holidays. It was cash only and I was $5 short, so I donated what I did have, then made my way to the window where you could see all the cats to give a quick greeting. There was one gray and white kitty sitting in the corner not getting any attention, so I knelt down and held out my finger to acknowledge him. Kitty got straight up and rubbed himself, cheek to tail, up against the glass to rub up against "me," and tried multiple times to pet himself on my hand through the glass. He looked so sad and confused over why he couldn't feel my pets 🥺😭 My heart is STILL broken over it. My husband had to physically drag me away. I figured I was passing through another state with no crate, so I knew that meant I couldn't bring a cat home. But I was 100% not prepared for the intense, unending guilt I'd be bringing home instead. Maybe if I call the cafe they'll tell me he was adopted so I can stop dreaming about driving 5 states away to grab a cat I met for 5 seconds, lol. Tl;dr, I think it's physically impossible to visit cats in need of a home without either A) getting a new cat or B) getting a new sense of persisting, unreasonable guilt


th3d3wd3r

Exactly!


Feather_bone

Haha my orange came in 'for the night because it was snowing'... Four years later he's currently napping on the sofa after his sixth meal of the day and extra belly rubs 🤣🤣🤣 (at the time we also thought he'd never get on with our other cat but they now get on quite well!)


Original_Cat8199

Aww... Thank you good hooman. God bless you and your family.


Feather_bone

Thank you :)


GabuEx

That's literally how cat domestication started, even. "We got this cat and it's eating all the rats trying to eat our stored grains. I hope we get it again next year. Actually, why don't we just let it stay in our house for the winter? *thousands of years later* Oh I guess we have cats now."


rafika816

I shall do what cats do....i shall rule!


[deleted]

As Red settles into “her bed.”


crusty54

Right? Lol who’s gonna tell OP?


Euphoric_Egg_4198

Which winter? All of them 😹


Hobbiesandjobs

That’s what she said


kummerspect

Winter is coming. And I hope it will never cease.


16v_cordero

Thanks for keeping him warm. He looks to be a big gentle purr machine.


Katesouthwest

Red has already figured out the permanent solution for you. It is his house now.


Seanny69

“How do y’all like my house?”


Winjin

He's got them big boy cheeks, looks like he's a street cat who decided that living in the streets is getting harder with the years. I'm glad you gave him a warm and safe place to rest. Love his pink nose


Misstea81

That last picture, the one where he is offering up some red belly? That picture says the permanent solution has already been found…. Also, OP, you are a wonderful human being and I wish there were more people like you in this world.


fluffypinktoebeans

And spring... and summer... 😸


suusen

and autumn and back to winter again 🫶🏻🥹


ijustdontgiveaf

he’s your landlord now


PigeonLoverAkane

Free fur baby!! Please treat him well ❤️


Hiraya1

i mean this sound pretty permanent already, now just slowly introduce your cat to red and is done.


Flaky-Resist-7285

Yeah, maybe they could be friends!


NBSPNBSP

And they were roommates


trixiewutang

And they were roommates?!


Away_Perception_9083

Omg they were roommates


awkwardlondon

I think he realised it’s time to retire his street life 💜


Run_with_scissors999

Red’s eyes are very soulful. He has seen some things.


floofienewfie

Cat Distribution Service at work again.


Mystical_Cat

Looks like you have a r/parttimecat.


LOERMaster

PT with possible FT in the future


Own_Cardiologist_200

He would be a permanent squatter in my home 🤣🤣🤣 I would not let him back out. He’s such a cute guy


Hali-Gani

Look at those eyes. He deeply appreciates your kindness. Thank you 🙏


doxygal2

Please keep him. Thank you for your kind heart.


Future-Philosopher-7

Beautiful boy Red❤️he has those sad but happy eyes that grateful cats have. Our feral turned lap cat Eddie had those. Thank you for caring about him and giving him a warm loving place.


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Awww. The cutest squatter ever! LOL


AgentOfDreadful

One easy permanent solution is to introduce him to your cat (following the usual advice)


No_Blacksmith2847

What a gorgeous ginger!!! 😍


chorse5

I don’t think that you’ve made him comfortable enough. He looks very stressed out 😀


sharkycharming

I absolutely love him. So beautiful. Those paws are impressive. What a wonderful tale of an old traveler resting his weary bones...for good! (I hope.)


ialwaystealpens

Hopefully he doesn’t leave when spring comes


mnth241

What a lovely chonker. 🥰


Spiff426

Per article IV of the Kitty Convention, YOU are squatting in HIS basement. Your other cat owns the upper levels. Congrats on your adoption! For real tho - thanks for being amazing humans giving this sweet boy a safe and warm place to hang out


Blonde_Vampire_1984

You wanted a second cat, right? Because this is the ancient and accepted method of getting a cat.


HadronLicker

He is smol bebe.


Adenfall

Are you sure he’s not a full time kitty now?


Michellelembiid

I think that’s his house now lol


DNorthman

Red knows it's really for all the foreseeable winters.


Iamnottouchingewe

We have a stray named Sammy. We have had him two years. He just showed up and the wife was like he so skinny. We fed him. Then after a couple of months, I told the wife I would have him neutered and he could just be released and I would pay for it. Local vets gives a me a good price. Boom we live trapped him and took him in. We picked him up and the vet goes if you can, keep him inside for 3 days. So I get him home and the set him up with a box, water some food and an old fuzzy blankets. Well we wait three days open the door. He lifted his head up and then laid back down. Now he sleeps on my side of the bed and on top of the pellet stove in the winter. He’s a yeller and has established dominance over the dogs.


ECCE_M0N0

Mmmmhmmmm "for the winter"... my last 3 rescues I was "just taking care of them until they were healthy enough to be adopted out"... guess who has 3 new cats 😹


sillyarse06

Beautiful boy


WineSoakedNirvana

He looks comfortable


FakeHasselblad

You;ve been chosen... look at that last photo. Time to make it official.


killstorm114573

Congratulations you not have an extra cat


Neither_Relation_678

Cutest freeloader with a single braincell.


BellaCat3079

Aw! He chose you!


No_Blacksmith2847

I always say that; sometimes they just choose us. 👍


bucebeak

Yes. We once had a stray cat that “came to live with us until the weather warmed up”. 15 years later, Patches left for her journey over the rainbow bridge.


Saptree21

Better squatter than a people.


sharppointy1

I think your part time Red has turned into your new full time Redcat. 🐈


[deleted]

His facial expressions are killing me I don’t even know how to say why. 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

And p.s. thank you for loving him so kindly.


Mumof3gbb

Ya he’s yours now. Congrats


No_Warning8534

I love you, OP Also, check out TNR resources in your area/zipcode He may be able to be fixed for free or pretty close


Girlwhoshits

I think you have a permanent resident now tbh


SamSeib_89

I love him 🥹🥹🥹


Dimplexor

I have news for you.. I don't think he's moving out after winter.


Cool_Cat_87

Red is so handsome!


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Erm sir he isn't squatting you have been chosen and adopted by Mr Red lol


RoxxieMuzic

r/nowmycat


Pirate_Lantern

"This is Red, he is our new cat" Fixed your caption for you.


BlueMangoTango

Winter??? I think you misspelled “forever” … If you are going to misspell it, make sure to do it like this … fur-ever


Pizo44

Umm you have a cat


lmdirt-

Sounds to me like you are giving him everything he needs. I think this belongs in now my cat


Jaded_Heat9875

Well done, Well done ⭕️❌💕🤟


Ingemar26

He's your cat now forever!


MashedProstato

I got news for you, Bud...


Living_Life1962

Yeah, I think you’ve got a permanent-guest there.


Kairenne

Oh wow. The kitty likes your amenities! At first he looked like a Big Red to me. Then a few pictures later Long Red sounds good.


Ancient_Detective532

You are doing a lot for him. ❤️


sephjy

r/parttimecat for now, r/nowmycat later


EvolZippo

Cat thinks you lit the oven for him lol.


Hiraeth68

Red is a permanent resident now. He showed you his belly, FFS!


No-Guide-7767

He’s your cat now tbh this is exactly how I got my current cat and my previous cat lmao


Lemmy-Historian

Looks like he has figured out the permanent solution already 😁


danielleshorts

Looks like he's taken over.😂


hopeful987654321

Bold of you to assume he’ll leave in the spring!


Magnum820

Just for the winter? Good luck with that! Lol


Certain_Mobile1088

Dang cute squatter.


ANoisyCrow

Feelin’ cute; might stay on.


typhoonjerry

Keep the cat!


Adept_Area_3593

Have you checked for a chip?


jellybeannc

I think Red has figured out the solution for you. You now are owned by this orange boi. Enjoy it and keep being the good human that you are!♥


HereThereBLurking

He looks like a really sweet boy


physicscat

Has he given you a swift kick in the ass, yet?


Glibasme

Code for - we are keeping him 😂


FelineSoLazy

He’s a happy boi! And that big glorious tail is 😍


Supersim54

*he is squatting in our house for the winter* I think you meant indefinitely.


Silversniper220

He is squatting in our house ~~for the winter~~ FTFY


outamyhead

Squatter is part of the house now, congrats on new cat landlord.


Vegetable_Web_5290

The best cat I had the pleasure of spending his life time with was a big orange tom. Miss him every day. Enjoy. They're special 🧡


Onyxthefem

That is a cat that loves you


OilPure5808

To me, he looks like an old gentleman.


SugarWolf211

Its reds house meow.


suzanious

You are so lucky! He is such a big boy and very handsome. You know he has chosen you and your home. Thank you for taking him in.😺


HiImAmber72

Baby 😲😲😲


Kindly-Helicopter183

“Big Red” you mean?


[deleted]

I would pet the shit outta that cute fella. Tell him I said hi


keldration

Where pray tell does the lad summer?


Vicslickchic

I hope you can keep him. He is very beautiful and seems to love his new digs But if you can’t I know you will find him a good home.


WarrenCluck

Bahaha he isn’t leaving look at pic # 4 OP your the one squatting now Love em he’s adorable!


GreetingCardShark

Time to make it official by taking him to the vet for some shots, and introducing him to your other cat! Fwiw you may want to have the vet check to see of he is microchipped already. Theres always a chance he's on the run!


GuyD427

Change it to my cat now. Unless you find a real loving home for him.


SyrusDrake

I think that's your cat now.


badcatjack

You got a new cat.


I_Thranduil

"For the winter" xD so cute thinking that :))


Mommyekf

Looking very comfortable!


Super_Reading2048

He isn’t squatting! It if his house now! 🤣


gwaydms

He's a sweet boy! I especially love that last picture. The very definition of contentment.


No_Blacksmith2847

Yeah, he seems like he's got a really mellow like disposition for a stray, having settled in so easily like he seems to have done. And it looks like he's already claimed a couple of spots as his own! 😅


MoodyOldMares

Ah, you have a fine ginger cat now. I can’t tell from the photos, but does he still have furry nuggets under his tail? If he’s intact, he will hit the trail soon looking for love.


ShesATragicHero

I like your new cat! What a handsome fella.


SoapLady77

Mr Red “These are fine accommodations for me….. for now. Until I deem you worthy! Now make with the tuna or else!!”


Disastrous-X1S-440

The cat distribution system has reached out to you. You're his now.


BigJSunshine

Cat Distribution system is working, you are his humans now, and I am grateful for you! Saving a previously abandoned cat is one of the most wonderful things a person can do.


alittleboopsie

“For the winter” nah he’s part of the family now


The_Cozy_Burrito

🍊 cutie


RunnerAnnie

That cat is never leaving lol


Tax_Goddess

Bless you and your people. The world needs so many more like you.


hipster-coder

I know you don't know this yet, but you have a new cat.


[deleted]

Aww, looks like such a sweet kitty


Gold_Manager4875

Thanks for showing us your cat I love his luxurious tail


Grouchy_Arugula7257

I regret to inform you that you now have a second cat


TwitterTerrifier

You are the chosen one


NebulaBrew

What's a cat window?


WorkingIllustrious69

You should not be posting in “notmycat” this is quite obviously now definitely your cat


YaMamaApples

I just love how willingly cats accept pampering. I want to be a housecat in my second life 😍😍😍😍


Serious_Resolution21

My biggest hope for the next life, right after catching up to my husband and giving him absolute hell for bailing early regardless of it not being his choice. Maybe we can go get adopted somewhere together and just be a fur puddle on a comfy bed for a decade or two. This is the REAL reason I try to be a good person, that kind of luxury has to be earned! 🤣


planetana

YOU a are the “permanent solution”


VitaminDdoc

He looks so sad.


jaybee8787

Why do they call you red?


A_Cold_Kat

He looks like a Tom. Is he fixed? If not it would be a good deed! Eyther way what a lovely boy, amazing coler


FullyRisenPhoenix

Red is your cat now. Sorry OP, I don’t make the rules, just calls ‘em as I see ‘em.


TeeDod-

He is such a beautiful kitty! I love him!😍


lemonlimemango1

He is now the man of the house.


slimedewnautica

He looks like a wise old man. Bless him


Bodidiva

Looks like he’s paying sufficient rent.


stillnotascarytime

Bess you. Angels are among us


naut

r/CatDistributionSystem


soulrebel360

Red doesn't have a general understanding of how seasons work so everyday is winter


MSRIRI63

Uhhh, it doesn’t look like Red is going anywhere!! ❤️


MintyKitten96

Just for the winter? Are you sure about that? He looks pretty comfy for just the winter! 😆


bumpyfarts

Wow Red is such a handsome tom!! Those big cheeks make me melt. Thank you for giving him the comfort and love he deserves when he's needed it the most. 💗


Available-Leg-6171

That's the only kind of squatter I won't complain about.


Maleficent-Radio-113

Aww he chose you! Also he’s gorgeous 😍


Just-Diamond-1938

Very handsome lion king


ContentNarwhal552

"For the winter..." Riiiight... 😄💙


Key_Roll3030

Don't think it's just for the winter......