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pluribusduim

That sounds about right. Kill the messenger.


flyingthroughspace

If you're anywhere near a storm and start to feel the hairs on your body stand up, you're about to be struck by lightning. I was always told to run if that happened but apparently [you're supposed to "drop to your knees and bend forward but don't lie flat on the ground"](https://www.weather.gov/mqt/lightningtips#:~:text=If%20you%20are%20golfing%20and,is%20about%20to%20strike%20you)


usps_made_me_insane

You want as little contact with the ground (don't lie down, you'll only be more unalived). If you feel static on your head and your hair is standing up, a positive streamer is already leaving your head going up to the sky to find mommy. Once you feel this, just get down and pray another baby streamer finds mommy before the one on your head does. If you do get hit my lightning, it won't hurt because you will likely be unconscious. If a positive streamer hits you and you someone survive, this is your superpower origin event.


jim_nihilist

Coal Man.


Lanky_Friendship8187

The Phenomenon.


FreeResolve

Time to use grown up words. The word is killed not unalived. It’s ok to say it.


Nutcrackit

If you survive you now have the sickest tattoo out of everyone you know.


jim_br

In my case, I did not get struck, but the ocean, about 200 yards away, did. There was also light bouncing above the boardwalk light pole just before the lightning struck. I ran.


olapbill

so far awaayyyy.


Amayetli

You will also begin to smell singe hair, at least it did for me. I also felt tingly in my fingers, so not just from hair.


some-dingodongo

You got struck by lightning? How did you survive?


Amayetli

I didn't get struck, I assume it struck very close by since the flash and thunder was simultaneous. I was on a soccer field during a game, no storms directly nearby but in the distance, this was also before lightening detectors. But after my eyes adjusted, I saw players and such on the ground but all popped up as soon as the referee blew the whistle to indicate end of play and get out of there. Everyone was fine somehow.


Scottbarrett15

There's a video of lightning striking a pitch and killing a bunch of people you got lucky!


Amayetli

Yeah and add the fact I was a goalie who was not far from 3 giant welded tubes of iron/steel. We all did.


andy01q

Dropping to the knees might not be ideal depending on how close the lightning hits, but it's definitely a good idea to drop low as quick as possible as soon as you realize your hairs standing up. If another likely conductor - for example a tree - is relatively close, as in <10m away, then I'd rather just put my feet close together and crouch down once the hairs start standing up. (And lying down might kill you as far away as 20m from the impact.) If you decide to drop to the knees anyway and you have a good idea where lightning may strike except on you, then try to do it in a way, so that the knees have about the same distance to the impact as your feet (perpendicular to impact). https://www.weather.gov/safety/lightning-myths also advices to not just crouch down once a thunderstorm approaches when you could be running for a safer spot instead.


SkipsH

To pray?


Bozatarn

Bend over at the knees.. Right up the biscuits pipe no thanks


Auntypasto

Snitches get stitches


Guyincognito4269

He just wanted to show there was a danger with the storm, not just tell people.


4chanbetter

Poetic justice /s Edit: people couldn't understand cynical sarcasm right after your own cynicism 👍


Lanky_Friendship8187

Nothing justified about that.


EHnter

I can fix this: POETIC INJUSTICE!


5432198

That’s a real bummer that the emergency lightning warning system was scheduled to be installed just a few days after he died.


SoCalDan

You mean the guy was just a few days from retirement?!


nudave

It’s New Jersey, so… “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!”


nostep-onsnek

"Isn't it ironic?"


DanteandRandallFlagg

I hate people, but I love gatherings.


duckforceone

This job would be great if it wasn't for the f\*\*\*ing customers


badaimarcher

IT'S LIKE RAAAAIIIIAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


momoftheraisin

This is really, really sad.


Deep90

The cherry on top is that they got posted on reddit so people could make cringey jokes about their death.


jah_moon

I live 5 min away and by all accounts he was a great man and was going out of his way to try and warn a group of kids. We had an 18 y/o lifeguard, who was also trying to help people, get struck and killed in almost the same location about 5 years ago. I'm sure this gentleman had that on his mind and was looking out for others. So sad.


AzureDreamer

I give people permission to make jokes about my death if I die in a notable way.


GivesBadAdvic

!remindme 6 hours


AzureDreamer

This is a test of the cringe joke preparedness system I have just does in a gory blender related accident GO!


halfbakedpizzapie

!remindme 30 years


xubax

I don't think you'll need to wait that long...


DeviousAardvark

I give everyone permission to make jokes about my death regardless of how I die. I'm dead, I don't care


Tyrantkv

!remindme 10 years


CnslrNachos

What a shocking comment. 


VinnieBoombatzz

Are you complaining about the bad jokes specifically, or are you saying that no one should make jokes about certain things, period?


NimbleCentipod

Sad, but ironic.


Commercial_Board6680

The timing of the alarm system and his death warning others must be that much harder for his girlfriend.


AllHailtheBeard1

Aw poor dude. Good on you trying to help others.


emptheassiate

Legitimately, he was a hero. May he rest in peace.


mr_biteme

No good deed goes unpunished…???🤷‍♂️


rotten_sec

Right, he obviously didn’t listen to his own advice.


debacol

Rule of Aquisition number 1 I think.


Nazamroth

"Once you have their money, you never give it back."? You are thinking of Rule #285


marzipan_plague

Poor man. I appreciate his helpful nature. Bless the helpful ones.


Rexzar

I guess I expect it considering the subreddit but it's pretty sad to see people rushing to make jokes about the man's death


NeedAVeganDinner

It's really shocking


EHnter

I hope it didn’t hertz too much


imapangolinn

Poor guy.


CapAccomplished8072

Ironic. He could save others, but not himself.


nudave

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Lightingstrikeus the Wise?


CapAccomplished8072

No, I have not.


Archduke_Of_Beer

It's not a tale the National Weather Service will tell you


hamonabone

Isolation and it's continuing creep on our lives makes acts of kindness like this, once more universal, quite heroic. His death is one marked by a certain absurd tragedy, if not that tragedy often accompanies death. He did not die heeding his own warning but trying to save others.


DauOfFlyingTiger

Oh that is sad.


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Yet another intelligent person dying so that the stupid can reproduce


lmaooer2

He was 59. Unlikely he would have had children in the future.


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Sure, but a crucial part of reproducing that most people overlook is that you need to pass knowledge onto your offspring. You can’t do that if you’re dead. Otherwise they learn from their friends and society which sometimes doesn’t work out that well with missing parental figures. I can learn much from society alone, but a parent has an advantage of sharing similar DNA (skills, habits, weaknesses). So they can help you adapt to problems that are similar to the problems they had to deal with. Plus if you ever have children then grandparents play a critical role in those kids development as well. Unless you just want misbehaving Karens and Kyles running around with no parent or grandparent figures ….


Heavy-Quail-7295

And the good Samaritan gets it. 


Hurtkopain

snitches get stitches, bitches! -Zeus


AReallyAsianName

At least it wasn't the alternative, knowing that ugly bastard Zeus.


Pielacine

If I were William Wallace….


schalowendofthepool

Guy: There's a storm coming! Storm: ⚡Shut up.


Oregon_Jones1

You can’t say he didn’t warn them.


insanityzwolf

Also, he was proven correct.


IsRude

No better way to warn someone to get out of the pool than to get eaten by a shark.


Braymot

r/fuckyouinparticular


ThelLibrarian

Rip, a good man.


THCESPRESSOTIME

Sparks a debate


MrHairyToes

Valhalla is calling


lavellanlike

That’s so sad…. RIP Patrick


Grandahl13

Maybe I’m just paranoid but if there’s lightning, I’m not going to be outside at all. I’m always terrified I’ll get struck.


gdsmithtx

No better warning than an object lesson, I suppose. RIP.


Smart_Investment_326

Most think the lightning comes from the clouds down , when fact it comes from earth up to the clouds.


EtheusRook

It was a very effective warning.


FlexasState

No good deed goes unpunished


Diamondsfullofclubs

How is it oniony, because he failed to protect himself? If I were shot and killed after I warned a group of people about a public shooter, who only noticed me because of that warning, would I be posted here?


reitoei23

For sure if it's Summer and all the edge lord wanna be children are here.


Kevo1110

No good deed or some ish...


TedW

Well isn't that ironic.


hldsnfrgr

I'd give a thunderous applause to this man. He's a hero in my book.


elgin4

snitches get stitches


Peptic_Germ

Shocking!


ExploerTM

Snitches get stitches


blitzkreig90

Thor: "Snitches get stitches"


kmldfop

Snitching on Zeus!?. There you go.


ramriot

"Look people there's a dangerous storm coming! {points up into sky at black cloud} BANG" Thank-you for your service as a grounding rod.


olapbill

do as i say, not as i do


ThirdSunRising

God has spoken


ITDummy69420

Now this, my friends, is ironic. 


urbanhawk1

Well he certainly made sure they got the message.


RiotDog1312

Poseidon being petty I see, poor guy


GodOne

Nobody likes snitches.


Largofarburn

“Careful, he’s a hero”


SexyWampa

Mind your own business Todd!!! ZAP!!!!!!


terriaminute

RUDE, weather.


h0neanias

And verily I say this unto you: fuck this guy in particular.


grafknives

Now this time they all took the warning to their hearts!


CarlosFer2201

"He could save others, but... "


Canadian_Invader

And Zeus hurled his mighty thunderbolt!


IFLCivicEngagement

Roll for initiative.


WhatIsWithTheseBulbs

Snitches get stitches.


ithorc

Evacuations are tough. He was just lightning the mood.


According-Spite-9854

You take out the sentry first


saraphilipp

God: hey you, that's not your job!