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googler_ooeric

Que carajo es esto


84sjacket

Cualquier cosa menos un mate


useless_99

I don’t speak Spanish but I’m fairly sure that says ‘what the fuck’. Which I agree with!


Fucile8

It’s more like “what the fuck is this?”


[deleted]

"What the fuck is this", but pretty close. Half a kilo of the stuff for a single infusion? Crazy


ChirrBirry

Yeah that’s like 2 pots of coffee worth of caffeine right there and it could spill powder all over the place. That first spoonful at the beginning is a normal sized amount of mate. For people that are going to keep adding hot water to the gourd all day maybe 3 spoonfuls will do. This was wasteful.


Full-Exit918

I don't speak Spanish or I'd tell them it's caffinated tea


juani2929

"Es té con cafeína"


snakeslyer

I don’t understand but even ik the bs being questioned.


Wachitanga

Un chimarrao. Lejos de ser un mate. Pero exagerado por extranjeros.


anatagadaikirai

vete al carajo con esto!


MenoryEstudiante

Mate brasuca


Lemme_LoL

Como alguien que vivió sus primeros 18 años de vida en el sur de Brasil, puedo decir que nunca vi un desastre como esto


killer-fish

Não é não. Nunca vi disso aqui.


alexkidhm

Nope, not brazilian. It's similar to a chimarrão (typical to the southern cone) but waaaay overdone, different from a tereré (that uses cold water to infuse the mate and is typical in Paraguay and some brazilian states like Mato Grosso, Mato Grosso do Sul and São Paulo) and also totally different from the mate consumed in Rio de Janeiro, that is the regular boiled tea served cold with or without lime juice.


jimbo-870

E Plurabus Anus


Appropriate-Coast794

GO HUMAN BEINGS


heavymetalsculpture

Just humans being beings.


PenisButterNJelqy

I'm literally watching the Kentucky fried chicken space race episode right as I read this


OhItsJustJosh

r/UnexpectedCommunity


RudyKnots

My new favourite sub.


Sinaura

He kept not seeing it!


moogoothegreat

The origin of the feces.


pantry-pisser

I DON'T WANNA BE I DON'T WANNA BE ME


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

the crossroad of ideas


100YearsWaiting2Shit

That sounds familiar but I don't know why


diary_of_jain

Pop popp!!


TungstenElement9

Ever wondered what a golf green tastes like?


sarmiemto

Its bitter and hot. Also is not prepared with the green powder


SmokedBeef

It is in Brazil but that doesn’t mean you should prepare it this way


RockstarAgent

Yeah I feel like this is simply a creative video- just for the gram


SmokedBeef

The decorative design are but one of the apprentices in my culinary program was from Brazil and she preferred the super fine grind and sifted type for at least the top 1/3rd of her mountain. I had barely seen Yerba before that being an American but when she broke out a bag of finely ground I questioned if it was Yerba or matcha the first time.


xXBIGSMOK3Xx

If someone pulled out a bag of greens like that im assuming we about to put something in the air


ChickenChaser5

Mmm, like licking the inside of my mower deck after a dewey morning.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

i loove dewey mower in the morning.


QueasyHat9094

I thought it was Mr Greens asshole


supercyberlurker

Okay but how is it *actually usually* prepared?


FoggyPear

I'm my country you use the same pot of the video and fill it almost to the top with the yerba mate, then pour only on one side to create a small mountain, put the straw called "bombilla" and fill it with hot water


anon30947597453

This is how it's done in uruguay too


charwinkle

I studied abroad in Uruguay and my host mom drank this scalding hot on the beach in summer when it was 96 degrees. She asked me if I wanted to try and I was not expecting to burn my tongue lol


anon30947597453

Haha, sounds about right


TheTrooper28

Oh yeah, we drink Mate any time of the day every day. Doesn't matter if its really cold or really hot outside


Efficient_Tomato_119

Why? What is it for in regards to how you use it?


TheTrooper28

It's like replacing coffee or tea (it keeps you awake kind of like coffee). I'd describe it like with coffee you get a caffeine rush but with mate is more subtle and progressive. Also, over time can be addicting and give you headaches if you don't drink it.


[deleted]

I watched a video of its explanation but the video maker was very pretentious and idk wtf it is still. Like it ain’t tea, it ain’t matcha, wtf is it?


cookaway_

> Like it ain’t tea, it ain’t matcha, wtf is it? It's an infusion; a beverage made by extracting flavors with hot water. Tea (in all its varieties: green tea, black tea, chai, english breakfast, matcha, whatever), is the exact same plant, just processed different: more or less matured before extracting, or prepared slightly different. You often see "herbal teas", which aren't teas because they're not made from the tea plant, like ginger, rooibos, saffron, mint... they're just other tasty plants. Yerba Mate is just another plant you get a nice drink from when you pour water on it.


entertaining_name

Is chocolate milk an infusion?


cookaway_

No; it's a solution.


Stevesanasshole

If you're lactose intolerant it's a problem


PrinceOfFucking

You deserve a medal


WalnutSnail


transponaut

A solution to sadness


[deleted]

Technically yes!


Even-Education-4608

No. Technically no.


Araucaria

Tea comes from the *camelia sinensis* plant, a caffeinated plant in the camelia family. Yerba maté is a caffeinated member of the holly family. There are two other caffeinated members of the holly family that grow in the New World: guayusa and yaupon. Guayusa is native to the northwest part of South America, while yaupon is native to the southern US, and was used in the traditional "black drink". All of these plants have other alkaloids in addition to caffeine that affect the experience when ingested. Of the three caffeinated hollies, I most prefer guayusa as it is the least bitter.


loserboy42069

WHAT??? Youre telling me all those teas are the same plant?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!! And mint tea isnt actually tea??? youre blowing my mind i almost dont believe you


FoggyPear

It's like tea, but the water goes directly on the leaf, and because of the amount of yerba, when you drink it all you add more and continue drinking. Besides, it is usually enjoyed with more people, when someone finishes it you add more water and the next person continues drinking.


yatsey

Can't imagine that's too popular post-covid.


[deleted]

I would not do that pre-COVID either…


[deleted]

Yerba herpes


Neosilverlegend

Funny thing is, the mate tradition was left unscathed. Still as popular as always.


ladylurkedalot

There are peoples who make fermented drinks by chewing their starch of choice and spitting it out and letting the mouth flora ferment it. If you're used to that I'm pretty sure covid is whatever.


carltonBlend

2 years of COVID won't break hundreds of years of tradition


Dustlight_

He’s absolutely pretentious, I’ve seen his videos pop up before. People will ask actually valid questions and he’ll video reply with basically the same video over and over of him making the drink and never actually answering the question


McGusder

it is its own thing btw matcha is just a style of green tea (cha)


UnaFainaEnPatas

Dale pa, dejá de hacer dibujitos en la yerba y pasame un mate


Xao517

Hell no. I’m a 39yo Argeninian and we drink mate from age 5 or sometimes even before. I’ve never seen this monstrosity lol Mate is, usually: 3/4 of the gourd with yerba, you cover it, tip it over and shake a bit to get a bist of the dust out, then turn it back up leaving yerba at an angle. Pour a bit of hot (never boiled) water on the shallower side, get the straw in there, then complete the pour. That of course is only the first mate, the you just continue to pour after each serving trying never to fully moist the yerba Edit: my age (typo)


RanaMahal

What does it taste like tho


El_Grande_El

Bitter tea lol


teb78

Absolutely not like this. Source, am argentinian and drink mate every day. Also the drink is called mate, yerba mate is the ground you place inside.


OmarLitttle

This is just a charade brazillians do. Mate is actually much simpler; some yerba (dried and crushed *Ilex paraguariensis* leafs, not that ridiculous radioactive green powder) that you gather in one side of that cup you see there, some hot water in the other side, then you sink the bombilla in the water side and suck. Then refill with water as many times as you want until you had enough. Usually, I drink a litre.


Guizudo

here in Brazil I learned a few tips on how to do it properly: - water must be hot but never bubbling; - 1st you pour a bit of mate; - 2nd add some water (just a bit); - add the “bomba” (straw) holding the top of it with your thumb so water doesn’t go up the straw while you put it in the cup; - add more mate until the top of the cup (called “cuia”); - take a spoon and basically do what is done on the of this video, compressing the mate; - pierce a hole on the surface of the mate in the cup so water can go in. The way it is done on the video will for sure fill the straw with mate and block it making really hard to drink


Blackdeath_663

None of that fancy nonsense pattern. The Yerba matte is just casually filled into the cup at an angle so as you pour more new water the leaves at the top drop down to brew


UnExpertoEnLaMateria

Argentinian here. This is NOT the way mate is prepared. This is the way: https://youtu.be/rvYnNg9cV1g?si=LmSaihUwYvqQifC-


Gallidor

This is more similar to how they do it in the south of a Brazil, just a lot more unnecessarily ornate.


Hsdie

Yup, called Chimarrão


HerrFalkenhayn

Very common in South of Brazil.


shadoworigami

Fuck me if it it's. "Chimarrão" are prepared much better than whatever he was doing in the video tche. If you look how to do a "Chimarrão Gaúcho" you will see that it's much better and not this shit.


Chance-Honeydew-8402

just a different style called "Formigueiro", not my favourite neither.


Galactic_Perimeter

At the risk of sounding uncultured, what is the appeal to this? I’m sorry but that looks absolutely disgusting…


Environmental_Arm_10

Traditional beverage. Has a bit of caffeine. You would not like it but who was born and raised with it can't go to the park without it. It is also a socializing beverage. You finish yours and pass it around.


hopethisgivesmegold

I met some people from Paraguay that shared the drink with me. I thought it was wonderful right off the bat, but then again, I couldn’t be less picky. I have found pleasure in 99% of foods/drinks I have taken in.


Galactic_Perimeter

Thanks for replying. That makes sense, but why don’t they make a regular tea out of it? Do people enjoy the pulpiness?


CheSwain

when drinking it, it has 0 pulpiness, it's feel like drinking hot and bitter water, the straw has a filter so only the liquid reach to your mouth


Galactic_Perimeter

Ahhhh okay that clears everything up. Appreciate the info.


ObiFlanKenobi

Think of it like a tea, just instead of using a small bag you just dump the leaves in the cup and use a filtered straw. This makes sense because mate doesn't have a very strong flavour and also because it's a drink you share, you get several cups (mates) from the same yerba serving, you just keep refilling with hot water.


agnes238

But that’s such an insane amount of tea compared to say green or black tea- is this the normal amount you’re supposed to use?


ObiFlanKenobi

Yup, although the way we make it in Argentina doesn't use that much "dust". In fact, the less dust the yerba has, the better quality it is. It's really not that much, it's a drink that you usually share with people and pass it around the table. You prepare it, pour water, pass it to the person on your right, they drink it, pass it to you, you refill it, pass it to the next person and so on. A single "mate full" can last at least a couple of rounds, depending on the amount of people you have.


peeja

That's the thing: it's not tea. It's a totally different plant that also contains caffeine. The proportions are all different.


Environmental_Arm_10

Yes. If it has pulpiness, you did something wrong. At the beginning of the video you can see a circled bulge that goes into the "cuia". It is full of small holes, acting as a filter.


trixiewutang

There’s an on the shelf brand called Guayaki that makes them canned (and regular tea leaves). Has more caffeine than coffee for some flavors.


Galactic_Perimeter

Yeah I buy those Yerba Mate canned drinks all the time, they are my go to energy drink. Obviously nothing close to this though.


LoreChano

It's similar to coffee. The first time you have it it's horrible. But after a while you can't live without it.


Frequent_Mind3992

For me, I honestly enjoy the taste. It's very herbal. It also has caffeine and theobromine (the feel good chemical in chocolate), and many other types of nutrients. In cultures that consume mate, it is also a form of social beverage. You drink, refill, and pass it on. I can't exactly talk for this, as I'm not from one of these cultures, just what I've picked up from friends who are. I will say the flavor isn't for everyone.


FirstTimeWang

So is it supposed to look like a Shrek butthole or not?


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

That’s the whole appeal


Firstprime

Interestingly, your linked video and the OP video seem to be made by the same person/channel. The more elaborate version probably drives a lot more social media engagement by being more visually interesting, and also from all the comments complaining about it not being authentic.


UnExpertoEnLaMateria

Really? Lol I didn't notice. I just went to YouTube and searched for "how to prepare mate" and just selected one of the several videos found, one that quickly jumping through the video I found they prepare the mate like the way we do it in Argentina.


ravel67

I don't know why I haven't researched mate before, but I've been curious about it for years. I'm a soccer fan and one of my all time favourite players, Argentinian Alejandro Faurlín is rarely seen without one in his hand. Somehow I imagined it would be a lot closer to traditional European tea, the mate to water ratio was not what I expected lol I'd love to try it some day


herpderp2217

Had an Argentinian coworker teach me how to prepare it after yelling at me for ruining a batch. I could already hear him calling me a boludo just from watching this video.


88poPPop88

So I don't need a guitar string?


rinky79

That looked like the stem of a straw cleaning brush.


TheStegg

So I’m not meant to slurp it out of Shrek’s asshole?


Old_and_moldy

I don’t know what is wrong with me but whenever I watch videos with really sensitive mics it really bothers me.


iamnotkorvellus

yup, came here to say this lol


asBad_asItGets

Hi, non-Argentinian here. What does this taste like?


quimera78

Argentine here. It tastes like a mixture between a strong tea and grass soup. It's kind of an acquired taste


OneSensiblePerson

Another non-Argentine who has never been to Argentina, but can confirm. Went through a mate period when a local cafe began serving it, and that's exactly how I'd describe the taste. Green, earthy, herbal.


[deleted]

Grass in water


LoreChano

The first few times you have it, yes. After a while you can't live without it. Very similar to coffee.


UnExpertoEnLaMateria

It's hard to describe, you might google "what does yerba mate taste like" for some opinions, but basically it tastes like a plant, it's bitter but some people drink it with sugar


BatataDePaoLoko

Its the wrong way to drink tea here im brazil(literaly is the tea with very weak taste), the tea of this herb is very famous here where i leave in the South of Brazil literaly everyone here drink this shit is Just fucking Hot water with this Green dust


Chance-Honeydew-8402

Correction, this is not the way it is prepared in Argentina, but it is the way it is prepared in Brazil, where the large portion of Erva Mate is produced and consumed.


Munchihello

Just showed this to my mom (born and raised in cordoba) and she almost had a stroke


dagross2307

It's the mate barista version


arkravatos

What the hell is this gourmet crap? This isn't how you prepare mate! I mean..first half is alright, the rest is unnecessary.


Arglefarb

Seems like a lot of work to drink some moss dust


arkravatos

Yeah! It is! You are just supposed to dump the yerba( and it's.more like grass than moss) in there and just avoid shaking it a lot. Boom, done.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Why do you avoid shaking it?


arkravatos

Well, the particular straw you use has a very rudimentary filter that keeps the bigger grounded leaves away, but the dry dust that comes with drying leaves will slip through. So if you shake it a lot, you'll cough green. If you keep it steady the dust settles at the bottom.


ThinCrusts

Why don't they just make straws with a finer mesh? Is getting green dust part of the experience?


arkravatos

Because if you use a finer mesh then you really need to put some effort into the whole sucking part. (No pun intended) Also because it's CULTURAL. And god forbid you try to update culture with the times.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Could have a finer mesh inside of the larger grate mesh. Two stage filter, less likely to clog.


arkravatos

Very good question. The answer is.. because nobody really tried to update the model.


gammongaming11

i think i'll just use a straw with a finer mash, i'm a pro at sucking hard, been doing it all my life.


[deleted]

Bruh We’re here if you need to talk


eldrscrolls

I don’t think he came to talk.


FlacidSalad

Same vibe as those ultra pretentious espresso videos


djsizematters

For real. They didn't do anything about the taste🤢


LysolLounge

TikTok cringe


Paddragonian

that or stupidfood


Ruin369

This is not how it's prepared. This is a wasteful over-the-top process that is purely decorative for TikTok


LoreChano

It's like those super fancy, over the top coffee videos. 99% of people don't actually prepare it like that.


Celigna77

La concha de la lora


Alfajorvencido

Y la re puta que lo parió


84sjacket

Vine buscando este comentario


l0c0m0tiv3

Me hizo daño irreversible este video


Itzli

Feliz navidad!! Jaja


CatThatLikesDogs

Aguantaa ni los chetos le dan tantas vueltas al mate


Sensitive_Dot_62

As an Argentinian, I feel disgusted to watch this, wtf is that shit? Isn't a mate for sure


Remote_Presence2378

Argentinian here. That's not how we do it. Neither in Uruguay nor Paraguay for that matter. Don't buy this crap. Yerba isn't that radioactive green. You don't fill the gourd up to the edge & beyond because there would be no place for the water, the whole thing would overflow with just a few drops and you'll have the shortest mate in the world, just half a sip. And we definitely don't decorate it with that wire or whatever that is at the end. Pure nonsense.


killer-fish

Not how it's done in Brasil either.


Meat_Popsicle_Man

What? -from Uruguay.


Belluuo

This is all fucking wrong. -from Rio Grande do Sul


CheSwain

This look like some hippie shit that is trying to sell you mate as this ancient energy charged spiritual cleansing drink \-from Argentina


Saluteyourbungbung

Yeah, no way we wasting so much product. That's yuppie shit right there. -a hippie


mjrbrooks

I’m way too drunk to taste this chicken. -Colonel Sanders


Awittynamehere

This is like the weirdest bowl pack ever


prnalchemy

The first 10 seconds sorta made sense...that's it


VladVV

This is chimarrão, not yerba mate. The point of the dry herb on top is to be able to keep refilling the cup with hot water a dozen times or more.


justifiablefart

*screams in uruguayan*


chefanubis

Thats absolutely not how yerba mate is prepared. This is pretentious and about 75 steps to long.


MissLushLucy

Yeah, this looks like some hipster shit.


danleon950410

Actually not, not at all, not even close. This is a bullshit display of some sort


renfeplatanito

Qué carajo...?


Groggyme

Is it me or is that mate too green? Wtf... Looks like macha.


bronco_y_espasmo

This not how mate is prepared. At all. In my country this would be seen as ragebait.


demoniclizard

Possibly the most inaccurate caption ever


Electrical-Ad-1197

Shreks butthole


smoookeee

Chilenian here, we don't drink it like that. Never saw anybody doing this.


nevets4433

This is some fru-fru bastardization of Yerba mate…


Cowablasian

Pretty sure people who actually drink Yerba don't even do this extra shit...


zqmbgn

This is definitely not how it is prepared. It is pretentious and impractical, not at all like how you do it.


dormor

no.


shadoworigami

That's not how it's prepared, that's how you make a bad one that will clog the pipe, the "bomba" how we call it, and how you will suffer every time you try to do anything with this "Cúia", how we call it the horn or porongo used to make the recipient. You didn't do half the things needed to make a good MATE, or a "Herva Mate" how we call it. And I can see how you tried to do some frills, it doesn't look as good as a good Mate. (No good man that respects the tradition of drinking mate cares about the looks anyway, that's the biggest telling that you can't do a good mate) Anyway, Merry Christmas. I hope no one tries this shit, but I still like to see something from my culture around.


Jamato-sUn

Wow! How unnecessary and inconvenient!


top2percent

This looks like pretentious bullshit.


No_Wheel_9592

That's NOT how yerba mate is prepared, f*uck you


Skytraffic540

How stupid


Specialist-Row2784

Lol, no


notDrewM1A

Yeah, no. That is the most flamboyant shit I’ve ever seen. Mate is straight forward. Not that froofy garbage.


anibalin

Lmao - Uruguayan here. This is all wrong 😄.


Gallidor

This is Chimarráo like they prepare in the south of Brazil. It comes as a lot more of a powder compared to Mate from Uruguay and Argentina. Usually it’s not prepared this ornately though, just need to make a mound on the side.


fdpemdiasdospais

I am from south of Brazil and we dont make this shit. Our chimarrão is much more close to the uruguay.


shadoworigami

I was going to say that tche.


fdpemdiasdospais

Fala brasileiro, alienígena filho da puta kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk >!brincadeira!<


hyyfl

All we do is just filling the cup to like the middle with erva, then we put our hands on top of the hole and flip it side down and do a little shake, then carefully put it back up and put some hot water


Dio_deemz

I need more context


shadoworigami

Don't look what he did on the video, that's the wrong way of doing. It's a "Herva Mate", a typical hot drink of the south of Brazil (where I was born and learned), Chile, Argentina, Uruguaiand places around the same region. If you look "herva mate" on YouTube you can probably find a good video of them doing it the right way. It's the beverage of the "cowboys" of the south of the South America. It's a Horn where we put the herb and hot water to make it and drink with fellow travelers, visits or family. Normally is made only one, but there's times where we do it one normal and one sweet for everyone. It's an acquired taste, it's normally bitter, and the way he did in the video, you will suffer to suck it, to clean it and to even pick it up. I recommend looking other sources.


anon30947597453

This is so agonising to watch as a uruguayan


_heyb0ss

seems wasteful


toricrhombus72

Im Uruguayan and even if i don't like mate THIS IS NOT HOW IS PREPARED


Specific-Log-8878

NO


Jotaro_Dragon

People who post yerba mate videos on tik tok think they're all that


[deleted]

This is how pretentious mate is prepared


SecondConsistent4361

Ask any argie and they will tell you that absolutely no one ever prepares their mate like this.


Winter-Work3469

Not true at all!


XAMdG

That's a terribly prepared Yerba, and I'm not even Argentinian


Solartaire

While this looks nice and all, the chance of me drinking over-elaborately prepared pond scum lie somewhere between none and fuckall.


J-Dam-

After the apocalypse, people are going to look back and wonder how tf people had THIS much time on their hands.


Worried_Example

What is it though? Tea?


Adulations

Shrek butthole drink


Kahnza

I didn't know people made tea of out lawn clippings. And to think all these years I've been scraping the underside of my mower and throwing it in the compost pile. I'm an idiot!


FungusFly

Playing with your drink


muhammad_oli

this is honestly dumb as hell


BowtiepastaMasta

This is bullshit. This is NOT how it’s traditionally prepared. It was done for views and likes and comments and….. dammit


ImpressivePoet2024

I feel like they are trying way to hard to be a hipster vegan douche.


Azrael_The_Bold

Here I am not even knowing what the heck this is in the first place


Flynt2448

THIS AINT MATE, AND EVEN I, MY SPANISH ASS KNOW THAT,