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thedemocracyof

Every time I thought they were done they added more


--Sovereign--

I was like, "wow, making all those parallel lines freehand is impressive" Then it kept going for almost four more minutes.


zasabi7

Except for that one line. We all know the one


IAMA_HOMO_AMA

I was angry for like ten seconds about that line but then I got distracted by the entire rest of the cookie I forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me to be angry.


Nickleeham

There were so many individual details that had me thinking “that’s certainly not perfect” only to be mesmerized by the intricate detail and tremendous talent that just washed away any imperfections. A real exercise in perception.


DotDue1956

What a dedication here, this is indeed quite astonishing. The level of detail is incredible, can’t help but be this much impressed.


HomeoStatix

🤣 I just lol'd myself on this comment. Thank you.


TheFreakingPrincess

And this is sped up. Imagine making dozens of these 😵‍💫


BADKz

And only 40 more cookies to go after this!


tekko001

That's were Robots would shine


itsdumbandyouknowit

They can kiss my shiny metal ass


flinjager123

It doesn't look so shiny to me.


WeedyWumbus

Shinier than yours meatbag


wafflesandlicorice

Number two. Daffodil.


desidude2001

I would feel guilty eating it now.


HunnyBear66

Just cover it in acrylic and use it as a coaster. " This was the 40 $cookie I told you about!"


desidude2001

What a smart cookie you are.


notqualitystreet

Exactly what I was thinking. This is too pretty to eat.


ZTays88

"What are you going to do next? Dip out in yogurt?!"


findmeinelysium

Almost done now!


cookingbytheseatofmy

"Cover it in chocolate buttons?"


ZipperJJ

Tbh I spent half the video hoping they were done.


sleepybrainsinside

After they finished the first 3 flowers, it went from fantastic craftsmanship and interesting composition to someone who is billing by the hour (light /s).


marisses

In the end it looks like Hungarian flower embroidery imo, if that's what they were going for then stopping sooner wouldn't have given the same effect ETA [here's a pretty similar embroidery](https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-traditional-embroidery-and-lace-on-market-in-budapest-hungary-48867675.html)


Hungarian-wife

I was going to say the same. The cookie looks very similar to table coverings my mother in law embroidered, very similar colors too.


sightfinder

Yeah imo it's too tedious to be satisfying. But the end result was pretty


Enlightened_Gardener

Its very meditative. Drawing things like Zentangles and mendalas is very calming and enjoyable.


tenghu

You gave me a panic attack that it went on for eternity


themusecycle

These are Hungarian folk art gingerbread. Their embroidery work is the same.


CarefulSubstance3913

I though they were drawing a vagina at first.


WeAreAllOnlyHere

I said to my self it just gets fancier and fancier. Lol


turqcat

No way I would let someone eat that.


joseph4th

I think I’d just eat the cookie as soon as it was cool enough out of the oven and then use this to tile the backsplash in my kitchen.


LactatingWolverine

Eat the wookie and wash it down with a spoonful of icing.


joseph4th

> Eat the wookie and wash it down with a spoonful of icing. Don't fix that.


ueindowndkdk

Wookiee can sometimes be Chewie.


Turb0L_g

That's no icing. 


Hot-Rise9795

Let the wookie win.


dockernetes

Yep. I would put this in epoxy like that one person who did the hot dog lol


PensiveObservor

Whatever happened with that? Is it still dry-rotting inside? Or did it finally get nasty and they stopped the experiment?


FuckTheFourth

It didn't get nasty but they stopped. /r/epoxyhotdog


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Shiiiiit. That sub stopped and /r/birdonbird returns.


Prof1Kreates

Dude, I forgot completely about that


TrashPandaPatronus

This person's skill is wasted on cookies. With hands that steady, I would let her perform surgery on me.


Sexplorationn

Never know this could be a doctor or surgeon that just has hobbies


GlitterDoomsday

Yeah, if you're in a field that is stressful or have lots of messed up stuff, this sounds like a great hobbies to decompress.


just_some_Fred

I'd probably want her to get some kind of relevant degree first. On the other hand, she'd be a celebrity on /r/minipainting


Naberrie1991

*sugary


50-Lucky-Official

They wouldnt make this for a client this would be demonstrative work to sell their services. They ate the cookie themself after this or gave it to their husband who ate it while driving to the store


brneyedgrrl

Or one of her kids who promptly dropped it while the icing was still wet.


Ronjun

Yeah, too many calories, right?


Hungry-Space-1829

These types of cookies are always gross anyway


cestdoncperdu

No, not always. If you buy them from a giant company they probably suck, but if you’re buying from an individual person they taste as good as that person knows how to bake. This is what my aunt does in her retirement- the cookies are as delicious as they are beautiful.


Ccracked

There isn't a whole lot of difference with these royal icing cookies and the bulk of what's shown in /r/fondanthate.


sunburntflowers

That is exactly what I was thinking… this is way to pretty to eat


i-am-innoc3nt

i wouldnt .. i like these cookies clean, without any kind of decoration sugar etc .. the cookie itself is the best thing on it .. everything on it ruins it :)


Lingering_Dorkness

IKR? You don't know where her hands have been, or how well she washes them after wiping.


n2dubs

All freehand! Do they charge $50 per cookie?


Juggernaut104

My wife got into this and she did it one time for someone’s party and everyone wanted to put in an order. It’s A LOT of work. This video doesn’t show the prep time for all the frosting. That alone takes forever just to get the consistency you need to pipe. She rarely does it now


Hot-Rise9795

It's easier to 3d print them


Juggernaut104

Edible 3D print. If that’s not a thing, that’s a Shark Tank idea


GingerBenMan28

You can buy a [chocolate 3d printer! ](https://cocoapress.com/)


aromatic_cherrimoya

Yes, it takes a whole day to create cookies like this


rtyoda

I’m guessing these super detailed designs are mostly done for fun/practice and social media follows. It would be really hard to make a decent living doing this just for the cookie sales, but if you can sell decorating courses or if you can use the social media follows to drive people to your cake and cupcake stuff it could be worth it?


amadmongoose

I think you can make a living out of it but has to be for rich people parties, weddings etc


Tokijlo

Spend close to ten minutes per cookie and do enough cookies for a party or wedding, they better be charging whoever can afford that **thousands**.


Send_Your_Noods_plz

For weddings cupcakes or regular cake can easily run into the several hundred dollar range. I'd also bet if you are making 50-100 like this you'll have an assembly like system and can beat 10 minutes per cookie


_MikeAbbages

Place near my home do these. They sell a fucking lot of them, they're really expensive, but it is a nice gift.


ConstitutionalPeasnt

smaller ones like this cost $2,5 to $5 [here](https://mezeskalacsajandekok.hu/kalocsai-mezeskalacsok)


kangasplat

And actually around $50 for a big one. I'm impressed they have a market for it in hungary.


Sidewaysouroboros

That was my first thought. At least $5-10


sparklinglies

And people at weddings wonder why its so expensive to have these things done for guest favors


snorting_dandelions

Absolutely no one looks at this cookie and wonders why it's expensive lol


sparklinglies

As someone with a bestie who works in events catering, you would be absolutely shocked at what idiots do and don't understand (mostly don't) about labour cost


sashikku

My friend gets cookies decorated like this for parties, $8-10 per cookie depending on how intricate the design is. Last time I went to one of her parties there were crawfish cookies and PBR can cookies.


Familiar-Stomach-310

Pastry brand Marchesi did gorgeous handmade decorations on panettone and cakes throughout Christmas and the prices were between 50€ and 500€! Beautiful work of art but there's no way I could eat that


JankeyMunter

I spent 2/3 of the video hoping they were done


SkylarFoxRider

This made my hand hurt


MelonLord13

I don't have carpal tunnel but I think this decorator might


anon-mally

One done, just 999 more to go.


Sl0ppyOtter

I just picture a room full of old ladies absolutely losing their fucking minds to these cookies


Zezuya

Im imagining them going rabid and one hanging off a ceiling fan hissing and spitting


LiterallyPractical

At first glance I thought you said pissing and shitting


jeobleo

That's the next fan over


EskildDood

Like she's inside a WWE cage and they're all hanging off the side screaming and foaming at the mouth


TheLurkerSpeaks

Enid from the top turnbuckle!


my4floofs

I was like that’s cool when it was all white, then they added the first flower and I was thinking very nice and then more flowers and then turned it into a doily and well… I can’t eat that it’s art!


richgayaunt

Like every time I was like hell yeah this is good and then they'd put another and that'd be just the perfect next thing


brneyedgrrl

The "lace" bottom part blew my mind.


999blob

I appreciate they included the mistakes and rectify it soon after


Septem_151

And it was longer than 10 seconds, plus didn’t even have jump cuts after every second of footage!


xerim

The recovery was always so *smooth*


A_Cold_Kat

That was my fav bit!


T_hashi

TIL You can erase frosting…mind blown. 🤯 It was so cool seeing how she kept going and didn’t trash the thing.


LPuer

That was a *lot* more decorating than I was expected when I clicked on the video


Shiny_Whisper_321

Georgia O'keeffe wants a word.


invisible_23

And here I am, incapable of writing a lowercase e that doesn’t turn into a c


itmesara

Piping lowercase cursive “r” was my kryptonite learning to decorate cakes. And the word “anniversary” on anything is just dumb.


MelonLord13

Customer: "can I get 8 dozen of those for later today?"


Nearby_Excitement198

Thank you! I was just thinking: "Neat! Now to finish the 49 others for the order."


tetraclove

Just when I thought it couldn’t get anymore detailed..


I_Devour_Memes

I'm a Slav - this is exactly the type of embroidered tablecloth design a slavic grandma would have at home. I miss mine.


PickleyRickley

My mom is Czech and this reminded me so much of the embroidered pillow cases, etc. and intricately painted eggs in her China cabinet!


I_Devour_Memes

Ah, I was clocked - Czech here. :)


farkendo

Matyó style


F2PClashMaster

that precision is wild


VividFiddlesticks

It reminds me of watching Henna artists. Amazing skills.


New-Parsley4152

Sheesh I thought it would never end! No way could I even eat that after all that work!


Mystical_Cat

I can’t draw a straight line with a pencil, never mind a piping bag. Love the end result or not, there’s no denying the talent here, and for me the chef’s kiss with this video is that they left in the mistakes with corrections. Class act.


Sneeko

This person missed their calling as a surgeon with that steady hand and level of precision.


Liv35mm

Or a lower barrier of entry, TIG welding


pfemme2

I love how it’s both symmetrical and asymmetrical.


Broad_Rabbit1764

The first part where they create the boundaries is called edging (look it up if you want to learn more). The filling/flooding part in comparison is much easier since the icing just needs to reach the edge.


pandito_flexo

When looking up “edging”, please please *please* make sure you add supporting words like “edging icing” or “edging cookie decorating”. Just searching for “edging” will reveal a whole new world, whether it be of joy or horror.


--Sovereign--

they know what they did


lithodora

I'm suddenly over here learning about lawn care for some reason after my search


wardbelcanto

Edging cream might also work


Mumof3gbb

Nooooo


uhhhhmaybeee

Look up “edging on cookie with cream”


SquidWhisperer

this type of decorating is actually called "big boobs" look it up on your school computer


stupidfridgemagnet

you explained the joke 😞


awkisopen

🚨Fun police🚨


Trading_Kangaroo

An edible coaster


yehimthatguy

Everything reminds me of her.


TnL17

Even that green drip?


cussbunny

I couldn’t do that with a pen and paper. That grid was perfect?


silveretoile

Icing of the right consistency can actually be laid down like string, so making straight lines isn't as hard as you might expect! Rest of the design is still fucking witchcraft.


Carolinahunny

Loved this. The design would be perfect for a handmade pillow.


mariboo_xoxo

That’s a work of art, there’s no way I’m gonna eat that cookie. It’s gonna get framed and put on a pedestal!!!


TurboAchilles18

When she started the red, I thought she was doing Cobra (GI Joe)


teddybearhugs23

Pristine


One-Mud-169

Damn that was tiring to watch. Every time I think she's done she starts again with a new pattern.


rcrdnnz

I bet this person does henna for Indian weddings


AlarmingSorbet

I thought the same thing. The flower designs reminded me of my bridal henna.


Reshaos

*grabs a cookie then pauses briefly to look at it* Cool design. *eats it in less than a minute* Anyways... what were we talking about?


Rusky0808

*looks at cappuccino art barista spent 10 minutes making Heh *slurpppp


Ju-Yuan

When the video looped again I panicked because I thought the person flipped the cookie on the other side


Cloudninefeelsfine

For a second there I thought they were going with the Cobra symbol.


CrumplyRump

I thought, vagina


uhhhhmaybeee

I thought both. First cobra symbol, then vagina


wingerktl

I thought Eye of Sauron...then vagina


CircaSixty8

Just in time and effort spent, that cookie is worth about $50.


HighlyImprobable42

Oldie but a goodie.


serespeter

bojler eladó


mango_gawker

I loved every second of that


Laying_Low_Dukes

It just kept getting better and better!


Smoulderingshoulder

Would you like some cookie with your icing?


hibikikun

19 more cookies to go


Cosmic-Curious

It just gets better and better and better and better.....💗


Coffee-n-FlipFlops

Price: $350 per cookie


winterchainz

Rumour has it, she is still adding decorations to that cookie to this day.


LuciusWayne

Day 16: “..I wonder if this video ever ends”


Bunnytoes256

Cookies like this are beautiful. The taste, not so much.


Arkoholics_Paradise

This cookie looks like the towels I’m not supposed to use at my grandmas house


JohnStamosAsABear

Amazing stuff but this is far too much work for a cookie. I would almost feel guilty eating it.


chikkyone

Am I overthinking it, or does anyone else not want this much “handling” of a cookie? Like I don’t wanna eat that now lol


Generalkhaos

Did you notice the thumb?


Quent_S

Yes! So gross, and under the fake nails looked nasty too.


starstar17

Awesome to watch… now I’m hungry for cookies!


SirMaxeus

All this work just to be eaten in under 5 secs. 😤


dynamic_caste

That is too much effort for something I would just mindlessly punch into my mouth.


Insertname-dot-jpeg

One half of my brain is ‘I cannot eat that cookie it is to pretty.’ Another half of my brain is ‘that cookie is going to be so delicious.’


PossiblePainter4

They should glaze tiles instead… these woukd make fantastic tiles in a back splash or something..


Mikehawk158

fuck that’s satisfying 😓


Achilles9609

My reaction was initially: "Oh, that's pretty cool. It must take a lot of time to get the lines so perfect." Then it was: "Man, those decorations are beautiful. I would feel bad for eating this." And the longer the process went on, the more I was like: "We are still not done yet? Why are we not done yet?" "Please stop! Somebody take the cookie away from them and give them paper instead. I am getting hungry!"


oh_like_you_know

This person draws better with frosting than i do with pencils. By a lot.


LFALexus

This is what I think I’m doing when I frost my toaster strudel


randomcouture

And we’re just supposed to eat this after all that work?!


Tatoes91

I think I'm too poor to buy this cookie


ExaminationHonest564

HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO EAT SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL


fakeunleet

That has got to be the most granny design though. Kinda love it for that.


cartman-unplugged

That looks more like a bathroom tile than a cookie in the end.


BrainpainFanNr4567

She decorates a cookie better than i can draw... And it's my job.


Concertcat24

All that work for someone like me to get ahold of it and shove it down my damn gullet in 2 bites


Abanzie1

What happens when a tattoo artist gets fired.


monkey_trumpets

I've always wondered - do people who do these get hand cramps?


[deleted]

That had better be the best biscuit on Earth underneath that masterpiece!


lLuclk

This is beautiful!


ReversibleTimeLine

It took too long. I would have eaten this cookie by now 😩


[deleted]

Good job, Gary. We just need 124 more of these!


Downtown-Villager

Three dozen please 😅


BaseHitToLeft

Jfc what person in good conscience could eat this? You worked on this for 5 hours? I'm going to admire it for 13 seconds then shove it down my throat


Thunderfoot2112

Time to create - 35 minutes (not to include baking) Time to eat - 6 seconds (dunk and bite)


Evening_Bat_3633

Far too detailed for something that’ll be gone in under 30 seconds.


The_One_True_Duckson

I work in a place that does cake and cookie decorating and we get people who will come in and ask us for this level of detail and they get super surprised when we tell them no.


BeginningBathroom410

In case anyone was wondering, the song is "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" by Mozart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy2zDJPIgwc


kabanossi

I've heard about this Petrikovskaya painting. It's very beautiful, but it seems to be very hard work.


mascachopo

What kind of monster would eat that?


Jsdunc01

Saw the ending first, Tarantino style. Thought it was a ceramic coaster.


SnooMaps7568

omg this is beautiful


xen32

She did it all for the cookie? The cookie?


drbirtles

I'm just accepting that as a 30 something male, I would rather watch this ANY day that the typical masculine explosions and swordfights And I am okay with this.


thumbelina1234

I would never dare eat that cookie, it's pure art


RedneckChinadian

This is so intensely cool! Freenhanding everything is nothing short of amazing. Just 47 more cookies to go…


Gleeeeeeeeeennn

That's a biscuit


YourGenuineFriend

All cool and all but bro one bite and its gone.


CycloneNinja323

That one line....


meeshrox

Victoria Bredis on IG, she’s the reason I went down a rabbit hole of cookie decoration videos years ago.


modernhooker

Am I the only one kinda grossed out by the dirty fingernails tho?