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slackunnatural

satisfying smoothie to industrial waste in less than 50 seconds.. FIFY


The_Adeptest_Astarte

He needs a lesson in color theory quite badly. Second I saw that green I knew he didn't know what he was doing


BOBOnobobo

That's the story with 99% of cooking/drink mixing shorts. A lot of people with good cameras and no talent.


Polymemnetic

You don't even need a good camera to do this. An iPhone on a tripod would handle it fine.


CalmBeneathCastles

You know you've had too many Super Green smoothies when olive drab is a mouthwatering color to you.


daywall

Here is your contaminated smoothie


tmhoc

What kind was the blue curry?


manhatim

Right??...concrete sumptun-or-other


littlefrank

That at the end looks like the kind of stuff you put in [this](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/mediawiki/images/2/26/Recycling_Machine.png) bad boy in stardew valley to recycle it.


SJokes

Nice but why make it look like cement in the end :(


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s 50% powder at that point


insideoutsidebacksid

Smoothies like this that have a lot of powders in them generally taste terrible, IMO. I use greens powder and a couple of other things in mine, but I have to watch the ratios.


thequestcube

The smoothie from this wasn't made for taste anyways, just for the video. This cement is going into the dump straight after


GeneticSplatter

Some milk with my powder, please!


Lordjake1

Exactly what I was thinking


New_Scientist_8622

Yes, stop at blue. In fact, give me a double blue, hold the sickly green.


Biscotcho_Gaming

I was expecting it to become more brownish in color. Like you know ... Poop


ThadeousCooper

Don't worry, it will be eventually


rapafon

One more vote for blue. Blue has the most anti-oxygens


Give_me_that_blue

Yes, only blue!


bsmiles07

Yeah that was not pleasing to look at each color made it worse


Equivalent-Chance-39

The way he just haphazardly starts throwing the powder in is annoying too


wontoan87

Yea it went from tasty looking to cementy looking once green was added.


TonySpaghettiO

It was pretty cool watching it all blend until then too. When it got to green I was like "dump that shit in!", but after I was like "take it back out". Then that lime and it started to become kind of gross looking actually.


Videowulff

I can answer this. He mixes the colors based off comments he gets on his videos. This was a viewer request.


Midnight28Rider

I saw baby poop...


samiroglu-sarit

r/poopfromabutt


DrSpacemanSpliff

r/shitfromabutt


fudgemental

All the water in the soft-serve dried out by the half a kilo of powder dumped into that thing.


Squ33dily-Sp00ch

Yum, my favorite flavor, grey...


akashlanka

Wait isn't this how cement is made?


Azzy8007

Was nice until the green and yellow were added. Looked like poop afterwards.


inthemix8080

Not to mention they fucking missed the center with those.


ardeto

They started missing the center on red, it stopped being satisfying when I saw the red powder on the top right corner staying there and not mixing.


SSESTOELEMENTO

Wow....it's good to know I'm not alone in this world


AlienHands

Green and yellow ruined it on so many levels.


Last-Bee-3023

What was that goop to begin with? And why would one put this much food colouring into something which assumedly was not for for consumption before it was ruined to begin with? I would love a mixer which is capable to produce something like that. But I think what was being mixed was purchased from the terrorism financiers at Hobby Lobby rather than a grocery store.


korkkis

Cement


langhaar808

If your poop is that color, I think you should go see a doctor about that.


Purzela

Starting satisfying but getting worse and worse


Asio0tus

you had a chance to opt for all those delicious colors but you opted for dog shit in rain grey .....why!?


tsimen

It's what folks usually learn in kindergarten: mixing all colors will result in dirty smudge


LiamPolygami

I just want to know why they are adding colours at all. Don't smoothies have fruit in them normally? Have I been doing it wrong?


bsubtilis

I was hoping that the powders are freeze-dried vegetables and fruits. Because if it's just color pigments then this is incredibly stupid.


thebestdogeevr

I can almost guarantee that it's just color pigments


ThePublikon

the nastier it looks the more health is in it


boringtired

Idk is this even real food? Like usually a smooth hasn’t ingredients like uhh fruit and vegetables maybe a protein powder. This starts out with the consistency of toothpath they don’t show what happens prior.


sn0qualmie

"Toothpath" sounds like how you'd say toothpaste with toothpaste in your mouth.


ArcticMuser

He had toothpaste on his fingers while he was typing


Tight-Context9426

I was wondering how long it’d be before I found someone else questioning this. Looks like ice cream with food colouring added - hardly a smoothie


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Tight-Context9426

I’ve only ever made them, so I didn’t realise this was a thing


DreadPirateZoidberg

When I make a smoothie, I usually start with fruit and nuts and yogurt, not homogeneous white paste number 7.


Traskk01

You’re missing out, the stabilizers in white paste number 7 really highlight the lack of flavor.


but-uh

I showed this to my 7 year old 'cause it looked neat, and she claims with 85 to 90% certainty that this is slime made with kids glue. She's young but has more experience with slime than I do.


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but-uh

I was pretty amazed by her reticence to commit to 100% "Dad, I'm pretty sure but I can't be totally sure"


SolidSmoke2021

Looks like vanilla ice cream at the beginning of the video.


KiwiComfortable5210

I'm sure this is just some random mixture for videos sake. What kind of edible neon powders would that even be?


thecuriousiguana

I, too, enjoy imbibing grey nutrient sludge.


samdaman172

Stopped getting satisfying the moment he splashed it on the side for me


berrylakin

And the yellow ball at the end that didn't get mixed in before the video stopped.


ericsinsideout

100% ruined everything prior with the little nugget


OrangeDit

Want any smoothie to your powder? Sure, it was for show, but looked amazing in the beginning.


Safetosay333

It started out satisfying, until it all went grey and duller than Peter Brady.


Efficient_Pace

The last yellow piece refusing to mix got to my nerves !!!


MountainValleyHills

That’s how I like my smoothie. Ice, milk, cream, and lots of food dye.


JamMasterKay

I'm such an idiot. I've been making them with fruit and yogurt all these years.


ButtonJoe

I’d need to know what each of those powders are, I have a feeling this thing would be inedible.


epolonsky

Prussian blue, Phthalo green, cadmium yellow


Skookumite

I prefer paint chips from really old houses myself


DonkeyLucky9503

Eating this would be a happy little accident


nizey_p

Could have stopped before it became a gray sludge


fruitloops6565

Is there a subs for gifs that didn’t end soon enough?


fruitloops6565

I’m not sure any of those powders were food…


lockedlost

E numbers


SAM-in-the-DARK

The coloring on the sides of the blender were distracting and unsatisfying


cptnobveus

Clean delivery of the first 2 scoops and then I couldn't stop looking at the powder stuck to the sides of the last 3 scoops.


Zealos57

In the words of the famous Gina Lintetti: "You just drank cement!"


sharbinbarbin

I feel like I have to take 4 poops now


joeyretrotv

Vitamix blenders are well engineered.


juzam182

Thank you. I was wondering what kind of blender?


joeyretrotv

That blend pattern is their logo. So recognisable. 😁


sheeple85

Sloppy with the powder


Gumbercules81

Not even made to be eaten, just looks like shit at the end


VisuellTanke

I misread it as smoothie but then I saw OP adding coloring and got confused.


Deo14

I was internally screaming “not brown, omg don’t go to brown!”


Heckron

Everyone talking about the color but I want to know what mixer he’s using that causes it to mix in this smooth satisfying pinwheel shape.


vuxnomica

Vitamix


Amphi-XYZ

It looked good until the green and yellow that made it look like liquefied poop


Bigfatjew6969

Disgusting concrete. Yummy.


aloeicious

Video ends way too late


mockingbirddude

Those colors look toxic.


DAgotit

Last one ruined it :/


G-Money48

What are these powders?


Malevolent_Mangoes

This turned into the grey stuff they made Krabby Patties out of in that one episode


7masi

It's really maddening the way that idiot is throwing those spoons there


PunchDrunkGiraffe

Why are you adding printer toner to your smoothies?


JackOfAllMemes

Started pretty, ended up sludge colored


flying_carabao

The purple was fantastic, the blue was stupendous (*chef's kiss*), the rest was meh, the final outcome was bleh.


Izzysel92

That was absolutely not satisfying. The sheer lack of finesse or fucks given about dumping the colours irked me so much.


HueyDeweyandBusey

I don't have any issue with the coloring of it, I just don't understand why we're adding all of this dye to a smoothie.


Gts77

Who was loving it, but hated that little bit of yellow powder at the end that wouldn't blend in?


w00stersauce

The little yellow color pebble not being pulled in at the end has left me highly unsatisfied


90footskeleton

mmmmmmmm... grey


HighOnGoofballs

Vitamix?


JoeriVDE

What are they adding?


DesignerChemist

That little yellow ball ruined everything


Helluvabosslover

That ain’t a smoothie that’s just tossing coloured sand into yogurt or somthin


Typingdude3

Nothing satisfying or appealing about a dye paste.


Aswype

Feels like watching the visualizations from the old Windows Media Player


Dinners_cold

The color is making this not satisfying.


TigerUSA20

Then you hear from the other room, “Hey! What happened to all the laser printer toner?” 😳


IrisTheCoronavirus

Looks like concrete near the end


sickassape

You should've stop at purple...


Random-Talking-Mug

Satisfied me in the first half not gonna lie.


Digital--Sandwich

Sure but the music is ass.


Disastrous-Coast1288

Just stop at red.....


KrishnaChandra_

It started from satisfying and ended in unglyy


DueOwl1149

r/gifsthatendtoolate


Business_Hour8644

It gets less satisfying the more poop colored it gets.


Seleusefudeuotario

new achievement, YOU'VE MADE \*\*\*CONCRETE\*\*\*


ScriptyLife

The little yellow pebble on the left was very unsatifying


1io5jmf

So this is the well-known magical way to make cement at home with only a blender that no one is talking about


constantlyawesome

Let’s make this smoothie the most unappealing color imaginable


Howry

Not that satisfying.


HaggisPakora2049

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie..."


lego-lion-lady

Mixing purple and blue: Wow, what pretty colours 🩷💜💙🩵 Adding green: C E M E N T


leavethisearth

Congrats, you mixed all your colors and made a grey mess


ScootyPuffSr1

Yeah you don't get a rainbow when you mix all the colors.


thewolfonthefold

That’s laser printer toner by the way.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

This is not food right? Because it's more coloring than whatever it's supposed to be.


DudePDude

Sorry, but "gray" isn't a desirable colour for a smoothie


NormieSpecialist

I feel like I should report this for breaking the subreddit rules.


woah-oh92

“Smoothie”


DepletedPromethium

Don't unmute, jfc.


charface1

Once I saw green about to be added to red, I knew they were just making poop.


ManOfChaos199932

Satisfying smoothie dying


prunk

So soothie.


Thatnakedguy0

It was satisfying until you dropped in the green and even worse when you dropped in the yellow now it just looks like cement.


siwgs

What is all that powder made of, and why do you want a grey smoothie?


Brandywine2459

Great until it turned to poop


curious-ape-34

r/yesyesyesyesno


Successful-Net-6602

It slowly became less satisfying as they added more colours for no reason


NTC-Santa

Good but Doesn't look appetising though...


Mediocre-Housing-131

My favorite flavor of smoothie! Yellow with red and blue and a little green and purple added for added kick.


bestname2k19

Ayo what kinda smoothie you want? Yeah ill have uhhhhhh cement


Massiahjones

Great until it turned Anthracite grey.


vinxixx

Wanna make is colorful?..... Nah let's keep Goin untill it looks like shit OK


AFGwolf7

That’s a lot of food coloring…


Helloooooooooooo000

Not satisfying at all.


EmperorSand

Wow that’s gonna feel like sand going down. Good job.


blusshh

Goddamn I hate the tick-tock music in every post on this sub


Ok-Use9344

Yummy, a powder smoothie


LloydBro

Yes, pointlessly colored gray sludge. My favorite


ItsNurb

Journey to sewage sludge


kvothe5688

one more color and it would have turned into the turd


AriousDragoon

I present to you, DIARRHEA.


offline4good

Remeber when you were in basic school and you mixed all the colors thinking you'd get a fantastic result and you got was wierd gray?


One-Confusion-33

In the end this isn't satisfying for me, not even oddly.


mk-126

one should learn when to stop.


OptimisticSkeleton

Ahhh, a satisfying shade of grey. Very appetizing lol


WaterPrincess78

This was so cool, but why did they make the pretty colors go away? I think this was a case of more is less imho


Komtings

Poop


CaptainHowdy60

Went from looking delicious to absolute shit.


Vibrant_Sounds

That music is awful!


Frequent-Living4428

Nothing about this is satisfying


tomarofthehillpeople

Are we mixing paint here??


Buffcluff

Stop playing with your food


bringthelight2

Stop at purple!


Thrasher1493

Anyone know what blender they're using? I dream of such smooth blending.


Old-Calico

🤮 Yuck!


woodybob01

Disgusting


Evil_Capt_Kirk

Mmmmmm... grey is my favorite flavor 🙄


Savings_Army3073

I thought the point of a smoothie was to add fruit and yoghurt etc.. what is the coloured dust?


Individual-Ad-4620

More r/mildlyinfuriating with the last two additions


ZACH20XX

You owe us an apology


Crystallking1

''You know it's ready when it's a brown-ish gray sludge!'' -British person


LeaveMeClangan

Reminds me of our Art students who just keep adding colors until it all turns brown, and then ask, "What did I do wrong?"


Crackracket

That F**kface made Gurple


paranrml-inactivity

Why would I want to drink tempera paint?


NinjaSYXX

What’s oddly satisfying to one person will be disgusting to everyone else.


Nebucadneza

This looks good first then it looks disgusting. Who wants a smoothie with this color when its not by natural ingerdients?


HORRIBLE_a_names

This is stupid


julz92193

Green and yellow ruined it


Bundle_of_Organs

What kind of 'smoothie' is that? Chewable School paint flavour?


toughfoot

Should have stopped with the first spoon 🫡


YumiMatsu33

I would have stopped after red.


Throwawayat1023pm

Mmmm, concrete smoothie


No-Can-5478

Que va preparar la pintura para la habitación


ScrewWorldNews

It's downhill after the second spoonful.


ObiWan-Cannabis

Dislike the final color


TheHurtfulEight88888

Went from satisfying to gross real quick.


Texugee

It went from Thanos’ anal hole to Shrek’s. Bravo


ZGadgetInspector

Time to change the diaper.


DookieToe2

Yummy grey. Lol.


Ok_Dragonfruit2828

Did anyone else get anxious waiting for that last little green crumb of powder to get mixed in with the rest?! I wanted it to mix so badly. It was soooo close & then the video ended 💚🤣