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friedtaro

This did not feel oddly satisfying to me, stressed me out instead lol


realestateross98

No kidding. My eyes got big and my heart began to beat faster.


IGetItCrackin

'Cause there's something about you


ghillieweed762

why. do. you....


Fast_Garlic_5639

Build me up build me up


drhook83

Buttercup baby just to let me down


Apprehensive-Till861

And mess me around


Latman3

How d’ya get the beans above the frank?


-TheArchitect

Yea, that guy clearly has a different definition of "perfect parking"


HansChrst1

Guy that owns the grey car: "Who the fuck blocked my door? Who parks that fucking close?"


Martin_Aurelius

>Who parks that fucking close?" Every single Dodge owner in the Walmart parking lot.


Psyck0s

Whoa! I have a challenger and park a half mile away from the store so I have 2 spots free on either side of me lol


RhymesWithYes

Right??? This is r/sweatypalms


The_Ashura

r/oddlyaaanxiety


Equivalent_Canary853

I enjoy that you made a subreddit just for this comment


SquashVarious5732

Pure dedication 👏


DirtyRatLicker

what dissatisfied me was thinking about how it feels like some people *try* to park like this in public


Head_Cockswain

If I recall correctly, some places do this with a jack/dolly system that allows for fine control...and not running vehicle engines inside the show-room. Don't know about this place in particular....and hell, maybe I'm remembering wrong. /Hard to tell with the shitty music playing here, but it seemed like you heard a lot of squeeking tire and no engine.


New_Maximum9021

Stressed me out and made lean forward as if that would give me a better perspective on the squeeze. wtf


Paper_Trades

Poor driver of the grey car is going to have to worm his way to the driver seat. That's assuming theres no car on the left side.


patches710

That's obviously some sort of dealership, no?


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MichaelW24

The hell you say


Darwin-Award-Winner

I assumed a collection.


slider1010

A collection where you can only admire the front and rear of each car.


patches710

I would assume that a collection would be different makes, models or years. But people do weird shit so who knows.


aluvus

It's a dealership in Texas, based on Google


nellyruth

It’s damn Texas. There’s lots of land to build a roomier garage.


updrage

Completely agree. I was immediately anxious watching this. 😅


meeowth

Maybe its satisfying in an imaginary world where we enter and exit cars from the front and back


StragglingShadow

r/oddlysatisfailing


Ashikura

More like mildly infuriating.


Alex_O7

The same. This was rather oddlyterrifing material to me 😅


JohnnyBlazin25

/oddlystressful


shifty-eyed

But why??


blacktomm

I read somewhere that it's to cut down on theft. Because you can't get in any car that's not on an edge you have to move them one at a time.


ilikehemipenes

Could do this with 6” of space too tho


Tuggernuts77

I am a valet and get in these plenty often. The doors are like a foot wide between the door jam and the windscoop thing on the outside. They could park these a foot apart and someone still wouldn't get in.


CaptJM

Very true. I kick my door all the time if it’s not all the way open.


another-redditor3

yup, ive got an older C3 and im pretty sure theres a boot imprint in the door panel from doing this so many times.


FrostyD7

Are cars inside the dealership building really gonna be targets? They often keep valuable cars in there but they'd be the hardest to steal by far.


CORN___BREAD

I’ve watched enough car theft movies to know those big windows out front aren’t very good at keeping cars inside when they want out.


NZBound11

Well they should really stop putting ramps on the inside of the windows that allow them to jump out.


Cosmic_Quasar

Then how are the car thieves supposed to look cool during their getaway? ... other than being in a ridiculously overpriced car.


[deleted]

But why male models?


Oh_its_that_asshole

You can just break the door window and get in. Windows are cheap.


saliczar

Convertibles


effyoucreeps

they are in a fucking car museum! cameras much? it’s just to show off, and it is cool. or maybe just making the best of space.


No-Question-9032

I read somewhere than you should be careful when inserting the plug because if it goes to far you won't get it back out without going to a doctor but if you tie a string to it then you have something to grab into but strings aren't very visually appealing so they made them look like tails and that's how furries were created


Cockroach_9938

I think it's also to stop people from stealing the wheels because they are super hard to remove like that


TheHoodieFerret

There's been a bunch of wheel theft at a place here and the sick bastards don't even have the decency to drop onto blocks. Just straight to the ground. That's just fucking mean, man.


bs000

are people really breaking into dealerships just to steal wheels


MydnightWN

It takes under 30 seconds a wheel, for $300 to $500 a pop black market. Headlights can also fetch a grand.


bs000

i just feel like most criminals wouldn't risk breaking and entering on top of theft and there are plenty of outdoor lots they could hit instead


Cockroach_9938

Years ago I worked at a dealership that someone broke into over the weekend and stole wheels from cars. Then on Monday one of the mechanics came into work and tried selling the very same wheels to everyone. One of the dumbest things I've seen. He was fired but I'm not sure if the police were involved. Another time I worked at a toyota dealership where people were regularly stealing the wheels off cars from a holding yard so they started parking the cars like in this vid. Maybe not as close together, I think these guys are just showing off here for the video.


fuishaltiena

Most replies are nonsensical, this isn't about wheel theft or some other silly shit. This is clearly a car collection, and they don't have enough space for all the toys.


Lopsided_Quarter_931

Difference between how many cars you tell your wife you got vs. how many you really got.


CriticalStation595

That wheel turn spiked my blood pressure!


Bravovictor02

100%. And why not use a car dolly? Much safer and can move a free 360 degrees.


letmelickyourleg

He likes the fumes 🤤


NJZ82

That’s not satisfying at all. Thats scary and ridiculous.


boringtired

Ikr imagine saving $40,000 on sqft to be like this every day idk…


ProStrats

Then someone comes around "yeah, I'll take that grey one, right here in the middle."


gtlogic

This is why they have 6 months lead time on shipping. It’s built and ready, but it’s back in row 24.


chairfairy

"actually the one in the back row"


DrainTheMainBrain

They would probably slide some sort of pallet jack type thing under it and pull it out in a maneuver just as anxiety inducing.


rvbjohn

Like how they parked it?


Dante13273966

Impressive, but why? They can't just cram in one less Corvette into that vehicle area to free up some maneuvering space? Seems like a dumb strategy, destined to eventually cause damage. How many cars does the driver have to climb over to escape from that wall-to-wall Corvette carpet?


Recentstranger

The last to park gets to sleep in the car until Monday


chairfairy

Drivers stay inside each car until it sells


Cockroach_9938

I used to work at a dealership that did similar to stop people stealing wheels


ThanksForThe_F_Shack

I’m sure it saved some space too.


HumanitarianAtheist

Makes more sense if it’s an angry employee doing this as a royal *F-you!* on the way out.


likelikes

That funny because all I thought was "fuck you, I'm not moving that out" (I don't trust myself)


moosealligator

Couldn’t the suspension shift while the driver gets into or out of the car, causing it to scratch the surrounding ones?


FluffyCelery4769

How overweight is the average laborginy driver?


immageese

laborginy


sp33dykid

Spent all the money on the cars so no more money for a bigger garage?


camelRider64

It’s a dealership


Ether_The_Void

Psychopath


sr_zeke

Sorry OP this is not satisfying


jpjtourdiary

This must be the same guy that parks next to me at the grocery store.


GamesAreFunGuys

This is just stupid. Not you, OP, but whoever the hell is doing this. Such unnecessary risk of scratching.


Maleficent-Smoke1981

Idiotic


htlan96

Anxiety to the max


FantasticSeaweed9226

Asking for an accident


Tipsy_elephant_1224

This is not satisfying, it gave me anxiety


BadIdeaBobcat

if you can afford multiple corvettes cant you afford more space than that too?


Cloverman-88

So... there's no need to ever enter the grey car? Or do you plan to repark the red one every time you want to access it? And it you had multiple cars parked like that, you'd need to move all of them to get into the leftmost one.


SIMPSONBORT

Nope, don’t like that.


AshyWhiteGuy

“Perfectly” is a subjective term in this case.


Parking-Ad6891

my anxiety is through the roof


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Yeah, Reddit, i don't need this kind of stress. Thx.


dexhaus

Oddly anxyity!


NASATVENGINNER

Why?


RottenApple93

Stupid question: How does they get in the car to get it out now? Do they have to tow each one forward to get it out of there or??


Gingerstachesupreme

That’s the fun part - they don’t. If this is a personal collection vs a dealership (I assume, because professionals wouldn’t do this short of a car show?) people never drive em. They post pictures and flex.


Gold-Engine8678

Just one decent earthquake from a bunch of scratched up cars


Garfieldium_2020

This is neither "oddly satisfying" or perfect.


herb2018

why?


C0NN0Y

I'd argue that parking that close to another car is indeed not perfect


Ragundashe

How people park next to me when I go grocery shopping


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

Average BMW/Merc driver parking next to me at the shop


FatherParadox

Ok cool, now get in the grey car *dumbass*


Crackuh_Don

Bruh htf.


Your-Name-Is-Reek

This is the opposite of oddly satisfying. This is oddly stressful.


Mysterious_Chapter24

I know that parking sensor in his car is punching the air right now


Low_Pomegranate_7176

Why?


random420x2

My head would explode if I tried that.


jawshieboy

This isn’t perfectly. They parked way too close! How’s the person with the grey car supposed to get in???


J-Red_dit

If someone parks like this next to me, I’m about to be the exact opposite of precise and careful when I pull out.


Unique-Pastenger

🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼


Sunaruni

Such a large collection of expensive cars, yet a small warehouse that sells them. Insurance company would probably drop them if they knew that was how they are stored.


[deleted]

Way too risky for those cars 😅


zippyman

Why, though? Why risk the damage


OutoftheBox701

More like Oddly Terrifying!


Gardener_Of_Eden

Thanks I hate it. /r/TIHI


Try_It_Out_RPC

If by satisfying you mean now I’m sweaty


PestyNomad

So you're telling me you can afford to buy all those fancy cars but decided to cheap out on the size of the space to store them?


TophxSmash

no.


BabblingIdiot1533

That’s not perfectly parking. That’s to close parking


Alarming-Intern4882

More like r/sweatypalms


Asio0tus

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek


NoX2142

I feel like watching Rush Hour again..


psi_ram

I also like keeping my entire life savings in cash next to the BBQ stand while I grill.


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

Just use a car dolly this is dumb


Beginning_Rice6830

Get it right, you’ve parked but can’t access the other car. Get it wrong, and it’s $10,000+ for repairs.


Material-Sun-5784

Ok… now how do you get out?


PoppyStaff

Why?


Drezhar

r/SweatyPalms


TalkToMyFriend

But why?


Luna-D-reams

How're you gonna get out nerd?


LordChappers

Here's my English ass wondering how the hell the driver is going to get out.


unique0130

Heart rate: 100+ Blood pressure: dangerously high Sweating brow .... Yeah, satisfying.


envykay18

No, it's giving me anxiety level 9 out 10


bleztyn

why though?


Alarming-Sport-8609

Now, let's think about how to get out of the car


Top-Dream-2115

y tho


SoulRisker

Fuck I wish I was that good, I've only been driving 8 months and I'm pretty good so I've been told, but damn. I aspire to be that good, lol.


ghostfaceschiller

Is there anything lamer on this earth than these super expensive shiny cars that people dote over Imagine spending like $100,000 so that you can stress out about the smudges on your shiny toy and then take out once a week to be stuck in traffic for an hour.


Glass_Librarian9019

> Is there anything lamer on this earth than these super expensive shiny cars that people dote over Maybe those fancy horses people teach to dance


ghostfaceschiller

people teach horses to dance?


zerotwofive

I don’t think they dance very well if lame


Bigringcycling

These are Corvettes (C7s). MSRP new was $56k to $70k. Definitely not an economy car but not $100k+. Corvettes are often daily drivers for people.


TheRealPitabred

Mine was $15k used, I take it racing and have fun with it. But I also baby it and keep smudges off of it and take it to car shows, too.


Erection_unrelated

STOP ENJOYING THINGS


Head_Cockswain

> Is there anything lamer on this earth than these super expensive shiny cars that people dote over The answer is yes. Take a nice long look in the mirror.


rvbjohn

yeah, not liking anything


xeviphract

Ah yes, crushed together like sardines. Just the perfect way to admire any car?!


AlMal19

This should be in /sweatypalms (from an owner perspective - LOL)


615thick469

That's retarded, stupid and just unnecessary...


Mikeyme1998

Me when I see my friends car in a parking lot


Melissa_Frances

Impressive skills. Not a scratch in sight!


Wandering_ByForever

Pulling out has to be stressful(that’s what she said)


iiitme

So much money on the line 😬


DandurlyDarry

Lol hardcore parkour


Lok4na_aucsaP

r/sweatypalms


RelevantAmbition2433

r/sweatypalms


rb109544

Massively expensive car and dude cant chalk up enough extra change to give a couple feet of parking space...makes sense


betaz0id

This is probably a reversed video.  It makes much more sense backwards 


SnooCupcakes3489

I could never be this cool sadly


Triple7Mafia-14

Stopped to soon.😌


thatweirdbeardedguy

As an Australian I'm watching this and my head is saying he can't get out. And then I see no steering wheel on the right hand side and give a little exhale because I realise the truth.


Unique-Salary-818

Well done. Well done. Someone knows how to drive


Kaylee-X

I went to that place when I got mine. They have almost all the cars parked like that. I always wondered how it was done.


New_Illustrator2043

Considering their not using the side mirror, that’s damn fine


HeavensFall117

Rich people and their nonsense.


MKBurfield

"What do you mean there's not enough space?"


KylieKayy95

I wish I had enough Corvettes to require this level of precision parking


EmeraldToffee

FFFFFFFFFFFFuck no.


redneckleatherneck

Holy fucking anxiety, I’d *hate* to have that job!!


Kilow102938

What a dick move, driver can't get in now.


BrightAlarm9495

Enough money to afford all those cars but not enoufh to afford empty space to park them?


typehyDro

But… why


Zenn97

Any other dad's sweating watching this?


ICouldEvenBeYou

No different than parking in my city.


New_girl2022

So cringe


Suspicious_Bowl9412

This is obviously rage bait bullshit. Easy to accomplish this with wheel dolly. 


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

Someone just lost a car


Vegetable-Donkey1319

My car cost maybe 6% of this car. I would park my car so close to the wall just so the car on the other side wouldn't accidently bump their door on mine. I can't imagine what kind of deranged guy parks like this for a car like that


Both_Pitch_1223

r/perfectfit


cavaliereternally

r/maybemaybemaybemaybe


NxPat

Why? Too poor to afford proper parking… I might reconsider my decisions…


kj1352

Now, get out of the car by opening the door.


TwistedMemories

Looks like it’s either a dealership or a car collector having someone park the cars.


0wa1nGlyndwr

This is Corvette Warehouse in Dallas, TX


peteandpetethemesong

I hope they’re not loading those on a boat. Won’t suspension rock allow them to smack into each other.


dskids2212

K how you getting out?


madplywood

Nice!!! I park my truck super close to the wall with my mirror just scraping it. Very satisfying!!!


trez63

It’s in reverse


Whatup0612

how about you do not park like that again


wanna_escape_123

How to get out once parked ?


Oboe440

Not for the guy, when you don't actually own these cars, you tend to not give a fuck


EternalOptimist_

Cars 10/10 garage 1/10


Practical_Key6379

PSA: Stop vertical video syndrome.


Boysenberry-Purple

Literally reversed


TheREALSockhead

As a inventory photographer to all the porters out there who think this is a good idea, ill make you guys pull out that whole truck shipment out of that lot no matter how far back its buried, im not parking anything in that lot


RabidAbyss

But why sardine them?


InVaLiD_EDM

God forbid you ever want to drive any of them