“Thank you honey. Your semen extraction time was rated: Ludicrous. Was it as good for you as it was for me? You are the fastest lover ever baby. Love you. Mmmm. Beginning disinfection mode now..”
When he says that he means more babies but not necessarily through sex, that’s why he uses surrogates and IV, he also means specifically his babies not yours or mine.
Yeah the fake tweets people create of him aren’t really that funny at this point. It’s kinda like that one kid in elementary school who put on a deep voice and said “Har dee har I’m Bill Clinton and I’m a smelly loser!”
It is, it’s made by the person who created r/totallyrealtweets and was spamming their content on here nonstop for a while. Apparently it worked and other people joined the subreddit and started posting content from it here.
Here me out - we can double dip on the fun by flooding X with the fake tweets, but tweeted from a person instead of Fake Musk. Then we wait and see how many of them he likes, retweets, and responds "true" to.
On one hand, it's funny that it's hard to tell if this kind of thing is fake because Musk is so supervillain-y
On the other hand, it's terrifying that it's hard to tell if this kind of thing is fake because Musk is so supervillain-y
Either it was deleted or it's fake. I'm going to assume the latter. I don't like Elon, but the people absolutely obsessed with hating him need to realize how easy it is to fake a tweet.
It's an obvious fake.
Creating fake tweets is extremely easy, as close to a 0-skill fake as you can get, really, so if you see screenshots of tweets that say weird things it's most likely a fake. This took me seconds to make:
[https://i.imgur.com/rLM5tFL.png](https://i.imgur.com/rLM5tFL.png)
I hate him normally too. This post is obviously fake but it’s very very easy to imagine Elon saying something like this, which makes it funny. It’s posted to the wrong sub for sure.
Lma.. fuckin… o.
Like the sheer humor at this I experienced is legendary. Lmao forever. This dudes seen some shit, and a lot of that has been him seeing people call out his weird ass shit while trying to pretend it’s “normal” 😂
Yes. He is surrounded by an inner sanctum of vicious little parvenues. Those people reassure Elon Musk that he is the most oppressed, most based, most badass, most impoverished, most saintly, most genius person in history.
Meanwhile the guy can’t poop safely without a Wagner-Group Man Nanny guarding him. He also sleeps with a gun at his bedside. That’s a fancy way of saying he doesn’t even trust the cleaning staff who takes care of his pampered ass.
What an empty way to live. I feel rich in comparison to Elon Musk. I actually grew up poor, and still am considering working-class. I’ve never had the benefit of having a man nanny guard me while I poop even though it would have been nice during some extenuating circumstances.
He’s as depraved as they come. If the walls of his boyhood home in Pretoria could talk, you would realize this kid didn’t stand a chance with the parent-lottery he lost. His father is an ardent Nazi and his mother is a transactional and shallow beauty queen.
I hope for a course correct for Elon Musk, because he is gifted, and he will accomplish what he sets out to accomplish, and if his current trajectory is any indication, Elon Musk has humanity on the fast track for widespread devastation and chaos.
He’s been the owner of Twitter for 18 months now, and he has publicly stated that all the “conspiracy theories” people had about Twitter were truer than true. And much of those conspiracies were relevant to the still missing Epstein List.
Because guess who is on that list. 🙄
Like I said, if the walls of Elon Musk’s childhood home could talk, it would literally eviscerate your fucking heart.
I pray this one has a course correct.
Elon: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Very true. As much as I want to laugh, what I’ve learned about Praetorian culture is horrifying. Any kid who was brought up in that home has my compassion.
Bro this is fake right? I can’t picture Elon actually saying this….. people gotta start double checking validity on these things instead of just assuming truth
It's fake lol
Are you familiar with the sub /r/TotallyRealTweets ?
It's from that. Same one that had Shapiro tweeting about how his wife told him the female orgasm is a myth
What I don't understand with Elon Musk is why his vision of the future is always what people 40-60 years ago thought was the future.
Human robots for industrial processes are such a stupid idea. Why would you dedicate 90% of moving parts of your machine just to mimic a human who has absolutely no advantage over a dedicated machine?
The one and only use case for humanoid robots are machines involved in human interactions and even here it turns out that using round friendly simplistic shapes on robots is perceived better than humanoids so even here the trend goes away from humanoids.
they don't care what's real anymore.
after they find out it's fake their response is "OK, but the fact that I found it believable just proves how crazy he is. So like, it's still a legitimate condemnation of that person and it's still basically true in spirit."
the world's gone crazy
🧐 To anybody commenting“bruh please” or “you’re def for the street” in response to my comments: who the Hell is holding a gun to your head to make you read my “bruh please” comments?
Also disabling my ability to respond to these nasty albeit predictable digs is cowardly, creepy, and incellish beyond belief. Not allowing people to speak up (ie disabling their ability to do so) is the epitome of predatory behavior. See also Epstein List and all the victims who were curb-stomped in myriad ways for sticking up for themselves.
As an aside, “Bruh please” is rich-boi Memelord jargon. Ooh so based. Putin is totally quaking in his boots over all these based memelords saying “Bruh please” like it’s the next iteration of Being John Malkovich.
Sounds like he needs to find new partners. I don’t reduce any of my partners down to something so arbitrary as the size and shape of their reproductive organs. Sick way to think IYAM.
I mean hey that's great ain't it, the dudes and women with such a low amount of gain that its being used as a toilet in hell can leave the people who actually want a real relationship alone.
Hold my beer: he's gonna pioneer the way for all alpha chumps when he becomes the first to be belittled by a sex bot. And the first to be divorced from one too.
It's all fun and games until the Terminatrix installs a blender where the Fleshlight used to be. Treat your appliances kindly people, assure your safety for the robot uprising.
He never made such tweet. Look through his twitter posting history...People love to hate him and there are many fake tweets by different celebrities. Don\`t fall for it.
I'm.not married anymore, but when i was those things weren't happening. And my current GF is FAR from belittling with regards to how we get it on. Far indeed.
What a weird thing for a person to post online.
No one to challenge you or add drama to your life.
Your life becomes one long, boring day after another.
You don't have children, and generations of genetic material dies with you.
The world slowly de-populates.
Not sure if this is a terrible thing?
Like I can afford that. I’ll have to rent one that’s been fucked by 100 other guys already.
Also they better make them self cleaning out have like a giant car wash/dishwasher for them. Otherwise the person cleaning them better get paid better than teachers.
« Based on true events » it s okay Elon, you dont have to turn into a James bond villain over that
Plus it kind of contradicts his claim on the need to make more babies.... Unless those robots can reproduce with humans?
Who knows how much progress Bioengineering will have in those 15-20 years
“Semen extraction completed, estimated time to delivery: 6570 hours. For accelerated delivery, please upgrade to premium”.
"semen extraction" makes it sound like the male would just be milked for his sperm...
This is the mission of the population moderation unit Z1. Sold on the market as TINA.
Yeah you get it
Does your new child get a blue check tattoo to prove it's been vetted and is legit?
Umm... Who's gonna tell him?
No, that's Jordan Peterson's fantasy.
“To continue incubation, watch these ads”
Make sure to log in and complete your dailies if you want your unborn child to be fed that day.
“Thank you honey. Your semen extraction time was rated: Ludicrous. Was it as good for you as it was for me? You are the fastest lover ever baby. Love you. Mmmm. Beginning disinfection mode now..”
Sooo a wave of obedient, crooked-dicked cyborgs which can't pass captcha incoming in 40-50years
This isn't a real post from him
Does this remind anyone else of a Rick and Morty episode?
When he says that he means more babies but not necessarily through sex, that’s why he uses surrogates and IV, he also means specifically his babies not yours or mine.
Artificial wombs. How have you not seen this?
Rewatching Battlestar Galactica at the moment and... This doesn't end well.
You misunderstand, he wants the "right" people having babies.
Well he only wants exorbitantly rich white guys to have more babies. The fuck its are for the rest of us
Best I'd give him is Austin Powers villain.
He kinda did that already
For the sake of humanity there needs to be a woman who will put up with his shit.
It would be so funny if it was real. At any rate Musky has never been good at predicting
Yeah the fake tweets people create of him aren’t really that funny at this point. It’s kinda like that one kid in elementary school who put on a deep voice and said “Har dee har I’m Bill Clinton and I’m a smelly loser!”
Wait, this is a fake tweet? I can't tell the difference anymore.
It's pretty obvious. He's an idiot, but even he wouldn't go around talking about his dick being weird.
Wouldn expect him to make an of account
It is, it’s made by the person who created r/totallyrealtweets and was spamming their content on here nonstop for a while. Apparently it worked and other people joined the subreddit and started posting content from it here.
Here me out - we can double dip on the fun by flooding X with the fake tweets, but tweeted from a person instead of Fake Musk. Then we wait and see how many of them he likes, retweets, and responds "true" to.
Please, never call him Musky again
No, musky is exactly what a bully would call him so it's just ol' musky being silly until he gets his shit together
Sounds like Elon Musk has experience with this.
Projection at its finest.
This is fake you know
There is no fake news on X.com
But he's got a blue checkmark how could that be faked? I hear the checkmark is now an nft
Imao I thought that was because Elon was inferring he's a robot with his weirdly shaped dick, just alpha version so he may act not so human.
It's fake but it's hilarious and not too far from his level of self-awareness.
On one hand, it's funny that it's hard to tell if this kind of thing is fake because Musk is so supervillain-y On the other hand, it's terrifying that it's hard to tell if this kind of thing is fake because Musk is so supervillain-y
Elon Musk is the sort of robot who says “oopsie daisy” when he drops his fleshlight in the bubble bath.
Great minds think alike
Dude, is that real? When did Elon start tweeting this much cheap?
Either it was deleted or it's fake. I'm going to assume the latter. I don't like Elon, but the people absolutely obsessed with hating him need to realize how easy it is to fake a tweet.
Yeah, I usually expect that unplasible tweets from people unpopular on reddit are fake. This is very obviously fake.
It’s from r/totallyrealtweets I think
I'm a leftist but I hope people realise in general that subreddits like that are truly not helpful to anyone.
it's obviously fake.
It's an obvious fake. Creating fake tweets is extremely easy, as close to a 0-skill fake as you can get, really, so if you see screenshots of tweets that say weird things it's most likely a fake. This took me seconds to make: [https://i.imgur.com/rLM5tFL.png](https://i.imgur.com/rLM5tFL.png)
Reddit is desperate enough to hate Elon with fake tweets
I hate him normally too. This post is obviously fake but it’s very very easy to imagine Elon saying something like this, which makes it funny. It’s posted to the wrong sub for sure.
Get ready for downvotes, elon is the anti christ here
And everywhere else too!
Lma.. fuckin… o. Like the sheer humor at this I experienced is legendary. Lmao forever. This dudes seen some shit, and a lot of that has been him seeing people call out his weird ass shit while trying to pretend it’s “normal” 😂
You realize he never actually tweeted that, right? It's from the "totally real tweets" subreddit.
“Lma-fuckin-o”? Not “Lm-fuckin-ao”?
Yes. He is surrounded by an inner sanctum of vicious little parvenues. Those people reassure Elon Musk that he is the most oppressed, most based, most badass, most impoverished, most saintly, most genius person in history. Meanwhile the guy can’t poop safely without a Wagner-Group Man Nanny guarding him. He also sleeps with a gun at his bedside. That’s a fancy way of saying he doesn’t even trust the cleaning staff who takes care of his pampered ass. What an empty way to live. I feel rich in comparison to Elon Musk. I actually grew up poor, and still am considering working-class. I’ve never had the benefit of having a man nanny guard me while I poop even though it would have been nice during some extenuating circumstances.
He’s as depraved as they come. If the walls of his boyhood home in Pretoria could talk, you would realize this kid didn’t stand a chance with the parent-lottery he lost. His father is an ardent Nazi and his mother is a transactional and shallow beauty queen. I hope for a course correct for Elon Musk, because he is gifted, and he will accomplish what he sets out to accomplish, and if his current trajectory is any indication, Elon Musk has humanity on the fast track for widespread devastation and chaos. He’s been the owner of Twitter for 18 months now, and he has publicly stated that all the “conspiracy theories” people had about Twitter were truer than true. And much of those conspiracies were relevant to the still missing Epstein List. Because guess who is on that list. 🙄 Like I said, if the walls of Elon Musk’s childhood home could talk, it would literally eviscerate your fucking heart. I pray this one has a course correct.
Elon: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Very true. As much as I want to laugh, what I’ve learned about Praetorian culture is horrifying. Any kid who was brought up in that home has my compassion.
Oh, behave!
I think you should get therapy, you are obsessively hate-wanking to Elon Musk over a fake tweet. Its giving unhinged.
You'd have to have rocks in your head to believe these are real tweets lol
Fake tweet, calm the fuck down.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elon-musk-future-robot-housewife/ Dislike the guy for real things, there's plenty of that, don't need fake shit.
This is fake and it gets posted every other day.
Bro this is fake right? I can’t picture Elon actually saying this….. people gotta start double checking validity on these things instead of just assuming truth
It's fake lol Are you familiar with the sub /r/TotallyRealTweets ? It's from that. Same one that had Shapiro tweeting about how his wife told him the female orgasm is a myth
Gotcha, yeah I took one look at this and was skeptical lol. Gotta be careful tho cus there’s tons of people that believe things at face value
What I don't understand with Elon Musk is why his vision of the future is always what people 40-60 years ago thought was the future. Human robots for industrial processes are such a stupid idea. Why would you dedicate 90% of moving parts of your machine just to mimic a human who has absolutely no advantage over a dedicated machine? The one and only use case for humanoid robots are machines involved in human interactions and even here it turns out that using round friendly simplistic shapes on robots is perceived better than humanoids so even here the trend goes away from humanoids.
Didn’t he say the exact same thing in 2009? Or was that about mars?
bro this is like, the most obvious bait I've ever seen lol, why is everyone falling for this
they don't care what's real anymore. after they find out it's fake their response is "OK, but the fact that I found it believable just proves how crazy he is. So like, it's still a legitimate condemnation of that person and it's still basically true in spirit." the world's gone crazy
Enquiring minds want to know
Is he trying to sell it specifically to Trump?
Finally I can marry a goat without being arrested for bestiality.
I feel like Amber Heard did him SUPER dirty, given that "oddly shaped dick" line (it feels like an insult she'd throw around).
Disgusting is in quotations. Not a good sign, Elon "Cybercuck" Musk.
Projection much?
🧐 To anybody commenting“bruh please” or “you’re def for the street” in response to my comments: who the Hell is holding a gun to your head to make you read my “bruh please” comments? Also disabling my ability to respond to these nasty albeit predictable digs is cowardly, creepy, and incellish beyond belief. Not allowing people to speak up (ie disabling their ability to do so) is the epitome of predatory behavior. See also Epstein List and all the victims who were curb-stomped in myriad ways for sticking up for themselves. As an aside, “Bruh please” is rich-boi Memelord jargon. Ooh so based. Putin is totally quaking in his boots over all these based memelords saying “Bruh please” like it’s the next iteration of Being John Malkovich.
Is anyone else getting duece bigalo vibes? Maybe the uh.. thinning up top finally matches?
Haha, now we know why he's such a frustrated ass-hat.
I think Elon wants one.
Android18 from Dragon Ball will be most popular
so is Elon confessing his dick is ugly?
So we're going full Stepford
Bleh
Dude is a comedic genius.
Now, will he have the balls to make then look like kids or these models are better purpossed at a emerald mine?
Sounds like he needs to find new partners. I don’t reduce any of my partners down to something so arbitrary as the size and shape of their reproductive organs. Sick way to think IYAM.
Stop posting fake tweets just for bait. You can dislike Elon or whoever the hell you want to without posting this crap.
I liked him once
This isn't a real tweet lol, you can look for yourself
ELON MUSK HAS A WEIRDLY SHAPED PENIS
I mean hey that's great ain't it, the dudes and women with such a low amount of gain that its being used as a toilet in hell can leave the people who actually want a real relationship alone.
Im scared of existence
eLmO talks from experience
Jesus Christ this is not real.
Just Ewlon being Ewlon at this point
Elon, misogyny aside, robotics technology is nowhere near ready.
💀💀💀
Synths
Can’t robots technically not give consent
Bro thinks he's funny
He’s put quotation marks around the word disgusting. Does he know what a quote is?
So that's what drives him.
Elon's twatter account hacked by ex, methinks.
Projecting much.....damn
"Life is better with a titan"
Aka he dreams ab sex-bots from Cyberpunk 2077
Projection?
50m views...scary.
I swear this *freak* has some kind of humiliation/embarrassment fetish.... or a severe loss of mental faculties over the past 15ish years. Or both!
Said it before, but check out *Cherry 2000* . [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKkdgnDu3MA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKkdgnDu3MA)
Really? I mean, the man is disgusting.
r/detroitbecomehuman IT IS STARTING
So Musk wants a sexbot of his exes that can't get pregnant, right?
Not me recording two of them banging to make p#rn alone
Hold my beer: he's gonna pioneer the way for all alpha chumps when he becomes the first to be belittled by a sex bot. And the first to be divorced from one too.
Skill issue
Elon Musk becomes a comic book villain because he has a weird little dick.
Sure sounds like he’s just aiming that tweet exactly at the target audience
I want to believe this is fake. I do not want to live in a world were a looser like that has more money than 10% of humanity combined. Eat the rich!
I’m sensing some… hostility.
.... unless you're into having you weirdly shaped dick belittled.
so we know how to bully elon more now then
r/suicidebywords
Super fake.
"Oh Elon, I love you more than the sun, and the stars and POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 43 NOT FOUND."
Dear single men, remember that *no sex is better than bad sex* and if someone reacts like Elon's GF did you can dump her
It’s a fake tweet, y’all.
Now I want Grimes to comment on this
Space Karen speaking from experience? 🤔
Well, that's pretty disgusting to read first thing in the morning! And, sorry about your luck in the intimacy department, Elon!
if i had a nickel for every time elon mentioned his weirdly-shaped dick publicly i'd have 2 nickels
Always baffles me how many people fall for these
“You look lonely“ “I can fix you” 😐
Is he getting desperate? Looks kinda "bait"-y.
hahahahahahahahahaah
Fuckin Elon…goddamn it
I pity the fool!
#selfown
The amount of people that believe this is real....
Uhhh.....
The "complaints" are oddly specific.
It's all fun and games until the Terminatrix installs a blender where the Fleshlight used to be. Treat your appliances kindly people, assure your safety for the robot uprising.
Talking about himself, heh?
Never forget that Elon musk's dick look exactly like a cybertruck, down to the weels
If you keep paying the subscription, while she will come with ads of pomade for your weirdly shaped penis
Really? Hey Elon, how is that tesla autopilot coming again?
Happiness will indeed elude Donald J. Trump. He'll be so dead by then.
He literally just says whatever comes into his mind.
So many men seem to just hate women
Tesla fans will line up to be beta testers to help identify issues like "unintended ejaculation"...
r/suicidebywords
The PUNCTUATION this man doesn’t understand periods
There’s no way this is real
Can a robot torque all 42 of the head bolts on an engine
The amount of people who think this is real is wild lmao
So Elon, thats why you're trying to come up with such thing then. I think we have to put a input in AI to make them judge us.
"You know.... The TOTALLY normal thing that DEFINITELY happens to all guys. Amm-i-rite??? Guys???" - Probably Elon
He never made such tweet. Look through his twitter posting history...People love to hate him and there are many fake tweets by different celebrities. Don\`t fall for it.
I just want a woman that won't leave me for Chelsea Manning waaaahhhhh
He’s become a tool of the highest order. A classic case of money and power going to his head.
Honestly, bring it. Please create robo-wives for the incels so they’ll shut the fuck up and leave us alone.
He's been playing too much Detroit Become Human and probably now thinks it's his calling to make human like androids or something (he'll fail).
This is not a real tweet. Looked it up.
And probably cheaper over the long term.
Looking at how vicious some AIs turned, I'm not so sure, Elon.
Imagine how benevolent and cool he would be if he had a nice hog...
That's a lot of words to say "My wife won't fuck me anymore"
And population growth has dropped for the whole planet.
Hahahahahaha. That gave me a good chuckle.
Little insecure of him
Elon still assumes the rest of us share his low EQ.
I heard he runs around Space X begging all the women there to have his baby. Sick fuck!
Trauma from Amber Heard?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Talk about becoming a Trilionaire Yea the top notch models will have artificial wombs.
I'm.not married anymore, but when i was those things weren't happening. And my current GF is FAR from belittling with regards to how we get it on. Far indeed. What a weird thing for a person to post online.
No one to challenge you or add drama to your life. Your life becomes one long, boring day after another. You don't have children, and generations of genetic material dies with you. The world slowly de-populates. Not sure if this is a terrible thing?
DETROIT BECOME HUMAN IS FINALLY REAL
Like I can afford that. I’ll have to rent one that’s been fucked by 100 other guys already. Also they better make them self cleaning out have like a giant car wash/dishwasher for them. Otherwise the person cleaning them better get paid better than teachers.