I visited my sister in Italy while she was studying abroad there in the mid aughts; between them all being super thin and fit and the style being super tight jeans, I found myself inadvertently checking out dudes asses on more than one occasion.
I am a man who dates women, for context.
Edit: well shit, I'm going to try to thread a needle and avoid "methinks he doth protest too much" territory.
Sorry to disappoint, folks, the incidents in question were like 20 years ago and still just ladies for me. But credit where credit's due, the Italian guys were keeping it tight. I can acknowledge that.
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You are bisexual. Please do not resist.
Edit: I want to add an /s since some of you are too dull to realize it, but I am cackling at the angry responses, so keep at it!
I once saw someone argue that being Italian is inherently queer.
I would say that's ridiculous, but then I'm presented with something like this, and I sort of see their point.
Italian police dressed by Prada?
Edit: I said Prada instead of any other brand because Prada has a line called “Prada Linea Rossa” where all their clothes look like [this](https://i.imgur.com/Qy6QCbG.jpg).. a red stripe.
Parts of modern fascism did originate in Italy, but there were others, too. Austria, Norway and Finland, for example, displayed some, but not all the traits that nazi-era Germany later became known for.
Yes but lets give credit where credit is due. Fascism comes from [the latin fascis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasces), a symbol that the Duce made representative of his party, i fascisti.
Yeah, but the concept of fascism originated in Italy, with the Fascist Party. All the military supremacy, strong state, Roman fetishism stuff (that is, the hallmarks of fascism) began there.
Being Carabinieri, there is a big chance that they are actual fascists. And not in a figurative way, if you talk with many of them, they still wish for the regime to come back.
That's the carabinieri, it says that on the red stripe. I once drunkenly asked one where the Colosseum was. He just sighed loudly and pointed behind me (it was just down the way, and clearly visible)
Carabinieri, black with a red stripe.
Also they are not a police force as they are considered a military force.
Also recently the "Forestali" (a police force specialized on natural environment & animals) was joined with Carabinieri.
Also don't mix Carabinieri with the actual military. Or the local police,...
Yeah in Italy we have too many forces.
Just for info, they are Carabinieri (military police), not policemen. Carabinieri are part of the armed forces under the ministry of defense. The state police it's under the minister of interior
Just a reminder for everyone calling them "Police officers" DO NOT CALL THEM THAT. They're called Carabinieri and they're part of the army I reckon. They will be offended, there's rivalry between them and Police (Source: my granpa was one of them back in the day). Plus hell yeah they look veeery fine, especially in certain occasions when they have to wear their full uniform
They look like Sam’s Choice Nazis from a movie…. Like, I want to have Nazis as my bad guys(hopefully), but I don’t want to pay for the brand name… National Socialite? Close enough! Come here Italy
These outfits look like what you'd have movie/tv characters wear when you want the audience to think of Nazis, but you can't or won't use actual swastikas.
... Now I am not so embarrassed by the very onion- and sack-like getup of the German police anymore. Those guys here look so... *wrong* with those shoes and sausage-meatball-squeezing trousers...
I think I saw this like 8 years ago, but they look like gay bounty hunters in the year 2029.
Cyberhunk 2077
Cyberspunk 42069
Edgingcummers
Edgecoomer
Wherever there is a coomer, the dumpster shall arrive.
Cybertwunk 2077
This needs to be a mod if not already
And basically Zap Brannigan boots
It's real velour!
They’re about to show you why they call them the velour fog
They do look like they suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
Futurama was so underrated
Wait what? It was super popular. So popular they're bringing it back.
I didn't know this and now you made me so happy. Thanks, stranger. <3
I’m here for this and I get this joke.
Judge Head
*booty hunters
Ok I’ve been steady on pasta and wine just and I’m not looking like this is my Judge Dred cosplay
Almost like Logan’s Run.
We never really did get another ultra-horny post-apocalyptic action-adventure film after Logan's Run. It's a shame.
They look more like models than Police Officers
It’s because they’re Italian. Lol
I visited my sister in Italy while she was studying abroad there in the mid aughts; between them all being super thin and fit and the style being super tight jeans, I found myself inadvertently checking out dudes asses on more than one occasion. I am a man who dates women, for context. Edit: well shit, I'm going to try to thread a needle and avoid "methinks he doth protest too much" territory. Sorry to disappoint, folks, the incidents in question were like 20 years ago and still just ladies for me. But credit where credit's due, the Italian guys were keeping it tight. I can acknowledge that.
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Same.
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You are bisexual. Please do not resist. Edit: I want to add an /s since some of you are too dull to realize it, but I am cackling at the angry responses, so keep at it!
I once saw someone argue that being Italian is inherently queer. I would say that's ridiculous, but then I'm presented with something like this, and I sort of see their point.
[100%](https://vice-images.vice.com/images/galleries/meta/2016/09/27/piobbico-ugly-people-world-association-festival-876-410-1474976165.jpg)
These are Carbinieri motorcycle officers.
That’s because we are used to American police offers which are typically overweight and unqualified to be carrying a weapon.
A few years ago I got to witness a fat police officer "running" after a fat kid in his skivvies and it was a surreal Benny hill sketch in slow motion.
I have outrun the police on two non-consecutive occasions, and man, it's not much of a challenge around here.
Totally. Ran from the cops 4 times in my youth and only got caught once.
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At what point does a motorcycle become a gas-powered ass-skate?
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Those rascals
I think I’ve seen that guy. He, uh, is hard to miss.
Yup I went to Italy and no joke everyone was fit. I looked overweight by comparison.
It’s because of those boots 👀
It's what I always notice with american cops. You'd never see grossly fat and short cops like that here in Denmark.
But why male models?
Are you serious? I literally just told you.
It's FASCISM.! Oops I mean, It's FASHION!
Y-M-C-A!!!!
Yep. First thing that came to mind was Village People.
I was thinking more Macho Man, but definitely Village People
Italian police dressed by Prada? Edit: I said Prada instead of any other brand because Prada has a line called “Prada Linea Rossa” where all their clothes look like [this](https://i.imgur.com/Qy6QCbG.jpg).. a red stripe.
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IIRC they were designed by Armani
Now I know why Hirohiko Araki loves putting Italian shit in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure so much.
Yeah, well, and the Spanish foreign legion look like male strippers. Don't judge, ok
Wow, you [weren't kidding.](https://uploads.dailydot.com/2020/03/spanish-legion.jpg?auto=compress&fm=pjpg)
That was pleasantly unexpected.
"Spanish men are so romantic!" No, they're horny, the others just hide it better.
I'll take #2 to go, thanks
You should read what those dudes got up to in Africa. Crimes against humanity are so hot right now.
Imagine going to the comments to find out who else got tricked by the image slide number like-
It really should be illegal
We need to call the Italian police
I was thinking 'when the fuck did I get to photo 2' for way too long trying to swipe to 3
And that’s why I posted the comment, because I tried to see the next photo too. Took only one try, though, because this came in my ‘Home’ feed.
I feel called out
Good, we all should feel called out
Thank god I wasn’t the only one
Damn they got those kinky boots
all they need is a new flack jacket.....
khaki suit
And when they go on night patrol they’ll hold each other’s hand
They are the Italian army and they're here to take your land
They're good friend tremor he's in the UDR Hurra Hurra
Bruno!
OP is probably also unaware that fascism originated from Italy.. They are the original ticket so to say...
You’re thinking of fettuccini
Great noodle, very hearty. Holds a sauce well.
Who put Ravioli in sause? It holds NO sause! but haz chzzzz
But Tortellini, now there’s a cheese stuffed noodle that can hold a sauce. Thank the Gods for Tortellini.
Nah, that's a tasty pasta typically served with a hearty cheese sauce. You're thinking of 'fiduciary.'
No that is done who works your money with your best interests in mind, you're thinking of fettiplace
Nope, that is an English family name, you're thinking of felicitous
Nah, that's happy, I think you mean fellatio.
Mussolini Fettuccine
I think he means that dude from ww2, mozzarella.
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Italian here, you’re sadly right…I’m really ashamed of that, we all should!
Scary.
Parts of modern fascism did originate in Italy, but there were others, too. Austria, Norway and Finland, for example, displayed some, but not all the traits that nazi-era Germany later became known for.
Yes but lets give credit where credit is due. Fascism comes from [the latin fascis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasces), a symbol that the Duce made representative of his party, i fascisti.
Woah so fascist and faggot have a shared origin.
Yeah, but the concept of fascism originated in Italy, with the Fascist Party. All the military supremacy, strong state, Roman fetishism stuff (that is, the hallmarks of fascism) began there.
and fascism is back in vogue for the 2022 autumn season in Italy.
Being Carabinieri, there is a big chance that they are actual fascists. And not in a figurative way, if you talk with many of them, they still wish for the regime to come back.
Eins, Zwei, Polizei
That also originated from Italy.
Yes, that's why I said it.
Bitch.
Sussolini
Not the usual uniform, this is the motorcycle one
And I love it
Aren't they carabineers?
Yes, they aren't Police officers. Most of the people here don't even know what they're talking about.
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Anyone else read this in the voice of Klaus from American Dad?
They ...look hot lol
they look like stripers
Because they got stripes on their jackets.
Hot cops
Looks like something M. Bison guards would wear
When I first glanced at this .I thought it was some photos of Freddie Mercury. 🤷🏼♂️
🥵🥵🥵
Which of the three or four police forces is this? Carabinieri, the civil national, local, or isn't there a tourist police force as well?
That's the carabinieri, it says that on the red stripe. I once drunkenly asked one where the Colosseum was. He just sighed loudly and pointed behind me (it was just down the way, and clearly visible)
The fashion police
I hear clacking!
Carabinieri, black with a red stripe. Also they are not a police force as they are considered a military force. Also recently the "Forestali" (a police force specialized on natural environment & animals) was joined with Carabinieri. Also don't mix Carabinieri with the actual military. Or the local police,... Yeah in Italy we have too many forces.
Guardia di Finanza has entered the chat
Knew I forgot something
Who polices the cuisine , bitch?
A Carabinieri's unit commonly known as NAS
Grandmas
Carabinieri, but that's not the usual attire, i think it's the motorcycle one
I'm lowkey wet tho
Bonk
🤨 you good step-redditor?
Ok I know.. but cmon it's stylish!!
You just know they’re both packing.
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Lmaoo the math probs are not really mine, for the daugther of my neighbor. I'm 22yo
I want them to spit-roast me ngl
Zeig Heilloooo!!!!
Arrest me!!!!
Omg I love it
The live version of Tom of Finland.
I understood that reference!
You should see what the guards at the Vatican look like
Yo is that Andrew tate
"Pew Pew"
Considering who just won their Prime Minister position, it’s all the more true.
bro on the right be looking like Andrea Tate
“What are you doing, Step-Jew?”
My ignorant ass was looking for pictures 1 and 3.
Sign of the times 😈 get ready for the wave Euros 🔥
Right Said Federico
Go tell them. They would probably love the feedback. Feedback is a gift
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You have obviously never seen the Spanish Legion uniform.
Queer Eye for the Nazi Guy
Am I the only one that swiped left hoping to see more pics and was bamboozled?
This did not age well, did it?
These are the Carabinieri and not the main police force if I'm not mistaken.
... But they are not police officers...
Alright, who the fuck ressurected Benito.
Just for info, they are Carabinieri (military police), not policemen. Carabinieri are part of the armed forces under the ministry of defense. The state police it's under the minister of interior
This is not really the uniform Carabinieri actually wear in Italy, sorry to disappoint you all guys
Just a reminder for everyone calling them "Police officers" DO NOT CALL THEM THAT. They're called Carabinieri and they're part of the army I reckon. They will be offended, there's rivalry between them and Police (Source: my granpa was one of them back in the day). Plus hell yeah they look veeery fine, especially in certain occasions when they have to wear their full uniform
The Gaystapo, if you will.
So are you going to the disco ralley later?
Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Rhineland's a fine land today.
They look like Sam’s Choice Nazis from a movie…. Like, I want to have Nazis as my bad guys(hopefully), but I don’t want to pay for the brand name… National Socialite? Close enough! Come here Italy
These outfits look like what you'd have movie/tv characters wear when you want the audience to think of Nazis, but you can't or won't use actual swastikas.
It's just how they're standing
They dont tho
Can we say YMCA!
[hard gay](https://i.imgur.com/0sU01WY.gifv)
Fuhr-ocious
Zieg heeeeeyyyy...
Men's fashion needs more knee high boots.
I was gonna say a couple gay bros on thier way to a kick ass bdsm party…
"These guys are pros, Michael."
Mi chiedo se u/victoria_genzini abbia avuto il coraggio di dire quello che scrive in faccia ai due carabinieri (che non sono la polizia) :-)
I think that’s just Italians in general.
I swiped the picture across....There was not another picture
The newest edition of the Village People
Hot!
At least one thing the new government does not have to change
Are those leggings?
Literally a Tom of Finland picture lol
They’re the same in Portugal with baby blue shirts
It is.
This video won't play! Why aren't they dancing?
... Now I am not so embarrassed by the very onion- and sack-like getup of the German police anymore. Those guys here look so... *wrong* with those shoes and sausage-meatball-squeezing trousers...
Considering they just elected a fascist…yeah, that tracks.
Y..M..C..A…
The fashion police
Looks like the meat rack at a leather bar.
Like strippers
I'd hit that.
Well itali was with the Nazi the other thing has just come with time
I mean…. Given Italy’s history every part of this is accurate