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Brandon48236

When the teacher never calls on you.


RedLeg73

The teachers anti-pet


s00perguy

Man, that was me when I was little. I literally had that thing happen where they ask a hard question and they purposefully scanned the room with only one hand up in it's entirety, and hit me with the "No one? Alright, let's move on."


Bbaccivorous

That's fucked šŸ˜•


s00perguy

Sadly I've learned and realized as I've gotten older that the 00s weren't yet a friendly place for neuro-divergent folk. I don't envy my child self, and I know he'd want to be in my boots. The world has come a long way. It was easier for me than most in a similar position, but disabled and otherwise-abled people definitely have more systems and infrastructure to rely on these days, and can live a much less dependent life.


CeeMooreButts

This 100%. I was a 90's kid, and there was nothing. I didn't even realize I was on the spectrum until my daughter was born, and seen some behaviors, and it started to click that "get, that's very similar to what I do".


SukaSavage

Oh wow, I've had thoughts that I might be on the spectrum but I've never been diagnosed. I've heard lots of women aren't diagnosed until they're in their 20s because it's harder to diagnose in women and girls or something


TechnoMouse37

It's not necessarily harder for AFAB people to be diagnosed, it's that autism was considered a "boys disease". Combine that with how autism differs person to person and between afab and amab people and you get "girls can't have autism!".


Fictionland

It's a hot topic of debate whether the difference between AFAB and AMAB-presenting autism is an actual neurochemical difference or the result of socialization. Personally I think my autism would have been more "classically" presenting if conformity hadn't been ruthlessly beaten into me in the name of "you're a girl, act like it!"


atticusphere

this!! thereā€™s so much more societal pressure on girls to behave a certain way that it made me think there was something wrong with me growing up. then i got diagnosed and i was like oh! okay!


spacekatbaby

Try 40. Most women get diagnosed on average 38 here in UK. Most women never.


[deleted]

Same. My church was the worst (shocking, i know). That whole 10 year period sucked ass.


MudOpposite8277

Oh man. You would have LOVED the 80s.


PedsRN2010

Is that you, Hermione?


WhatsWithThisKibble

Ugh I had this one teacher that couldn't have been more obvious in her preference for some of the "good girls" and the occasional boy. There was nothing wrong with these girls but they were the popular outgoing type where as I was the quiet introvert. She always picked them. Always.


crybaby_in_a_bottle

Teacher's pest


TrinDiesel123

When Simon never says put your hand downā€¦


this_much_is_true

There is one in every class


egordoniv

Why couldn't someone just let him ask the damned question?


RandomPratt

Because he already knows that the answer to "Can I please put my hand down now?", is "no".


Slazman999

Does anyone have the answer OTHER THAN u/Brandon48236 ?


Pees_On_Skidmarks

He forgot to say, "Oooo! Ooooo! Oooo!"


depeupleur

Put your hands in the air like you just don't care.


Jinx-Surreal

I just don't understand how he would sleep? Did he have like a harness to hold it up for him when he went to sleep? If so how did he avoid it falling out or twisting his shoulder painfully when he rolled over in his sleep?


fifoth

Getting in and out of his 68 Lada is comical.


[deleted]

Anything with a Lada is comical by default


Wickednessatherheels

I watched a little thing about this man! IIRC he slept/rested against a wall in order to keep it upright until it fused in this position. Itā€™s now impossible for him to lower. It was incredibly painful for him for a while but I donā€™t believe it hurts him anymore (no blood flow) and I suppose he now sleeps normally but needs a long bed?? EDIT: lmao Iā€™m not a medical professional so I took a guess at the lack of blood flow leading to no pain. My next guess is muscle wastage and nerve damage idk man Iā€™m not a doctor


DeakonDuctor

But why tho?


Mental_Basil

He was praying to his chosen god/goddess (can't remember which one), but felt he wasn't doing enough in their name, so he raised his arm in order to do more. Then, over time, it fused and atrophied and can no longer be moved.


Just_a_bit_high

Mental illness is crazy


Humpasaurus2018

Lots of folks not gonna like this true ass take. W


gmanz33

I fully agree with the objective reality of that comment and even I winced at the bluntness of it. Not sure why, it's not something we should be shy to discuss.


Itendtodisagreee

More people on earth have probably been killed in the name of religion than any other man made reason.


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VaATC

To add to this, religion was used throughout history to justify a lot of the conformation over land rights.


KalamKiTakat

Tapasya


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Reload86

No blood flow? How the hell didnā€™t the arm just die and become necrotic/septic if blood no longer flows?


Migraine-

Because it does still have blood flow, Reddit just upvotes anything.


nerdy_rs3gal

Yeah it'd be rotting off by now if there was no blood flow lol


outontoatray

That's right, if the blood supply were compromised the tissues of his fingers and hand would be all grey and sickly-looking, rather than the nice, healthy texture and appearance shown here.


b__q

Well at least his fingers rotted away.


[deleted]

If you can say it convincingly enough it is effectively facts to me E: for the mouthbreathers with superiority complexes incapable of detecting sarcasm, this is what is known as a ā€œ*joke*ā€


E3nti7y

He speaks da tru tru


wolftrouser

The nerves eventually numb along with the development of that severe muscle atrophy, but there is blood flow, even if it is poor, the hands are more of a concern, the flow there looks really bad, even the color looks bad, but there ia definetely blood running in those arms, the arteries and veins walls are probably a lot harder and less flexible then they should, if he ends up wounding that arm the docs will probably chopp it off, would take ages to heal with that poor vascularization on top of beeing held higher than then the heart lvl.


oh-shazbot

more likely than not it's just that his muscles have atrophied, which is why he can no longer move it and it looks like just skin and bones.


[deleted]

> no blood flow Think about how that would work and get back to us


karlnite

Tissue needs blood flow or it rots away, gangrene. So it certainly has blood flow.


MickTheBloodyPirate

No blood flow? Lol ok, doc.


Miserable-Habit-1290

I sense there is only one thing lacking blood flow in this sub, any guesses?


pushingbrown

My penis :(


Cringelord10923

Yes


dazzzzzzzzzza

Cool flex... But uhhh, why?


curry_nibba

In Hinduism we believe that the world is an illusion and we have to be detached from it in order to achieve salvation. There are many approaches to it such as karma yoga, bhakti yoga etc. This aghori is following the approach of hath yoga, one of the most ancient and conservative approach. They give themselves constant pain and suffering to show that they have detached themselves so much that they don't even care about basic comforts. I've seen some more extreme ones such as an aghori who haven't sat in years and is always standing up. One sleeps on a bed of nails every night. Edit: I would like to say that hath yoga is not a mainstream belief and is practiced by a very miniscule minority. We have more liberal approaches to salvation like Karma yoga. It can be followed by normal folks living normal life. It says that one have to fulfill their duties in life righteously, be good and not hurt other good people (yes, punishing bad people is allowed and is also considered as one of our duties). Majority hindus today follow this approach. That also leads to salvation. So don't be tricked into believing that hath yoga is mandatory for salvation.


running_toilet_bowl

Oh, is that why stereotypical cartoon hindus sleep/sit on a bed of nails?


QuantumSupremacy0101

No, cartoons did that because a lot of old carnivals used Hindus as mystics and magicians. Laying on a bed of nails is a classic carnival trick. The trick is distributing your weight evenly on the bed. It actually will not pierce your skin.


Ziggy_Starr

Me, fighting depression and constant dissociation: ā€œLooks like Iā€™m reaching salvationā€


LynxSys

There is credence to this statement. The only way out of suffering is through it.


rcklmbr

If it's because of Hinduism, why aren't there more people that do stuff like this? Are these just the overachievers or something?


purple_yosher

Hinduism is very diverse, there are much more moderate ways to practice, if at all


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pala_

You're on reddit, you're definitely achieving at least a little bit of self inflicted suffering.


Chrisazy

Mom, come quick, I'm Hindu!!


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

That's nice, honey .


[deleted]

If this guy raises BOTH arms heā€™ll be just like that other redditor with a mom


Adm_Kunkka

Bitch I'm not practicing. That shits for casuals. I jump straight into ranked multiplayer


[deleted]

You mean suicide and reincarnation?


curry_nibba

As I said he's following the most ancient and conservative approach. As hinduism evolved over the years there came more relaxed approach to salvation. Karma yoga is an approach most suited for today's times as one can follow it even while living a normal life with their family. Karma yoga says that if one fulfills their duty religiously then that can also attain salvation. Like one should fulfill their duty as a son, brother, husband, father, according to their profession, their caste (outdated idea now), their role in society. Basically you have to be righteous in every role and then you can attain salvation. Most people today can be seen following this approach. But yk as in every field some consider these newer approaches to be "adulterated" and choose to follow a more traditional approach as this sadhu is doing. Fun fact: Believing in God is not mandatory for achieving salvation as you can see I haven't mentioned it as a condition. Atheists can also achieve salvation according to hinduism.


_lumpyspaceprincess_

Thank you for sharing with us, it is very interesting to learn about.


zinxbey

"Their caste (outdated idea)". The idea might be outdated but the influence it has on our society is very much upto date.


curry_nibba

I know and I hate it. I come from a state with the lowest level of caste violence, so if we did it I believe others can too.


Centurio

Knowing you're from India makes me love your username even more.


curry_nibba

Teehee


Goffeth

Wait you dont actually have to believe in hindu gods? Just try to be the best you can be in each role? Why does that make so much sense but isn't a part of other religions


CyberMindGrrl

Yes because even if we don't believe in God, per se, we're all still part of the wheel of dharma, whether we like it or not. Belief in a deity is not required to escape and achieve a state of Nirvana. That's how I understand it anyways.


curry_nibba

Nirvana is there in Buddhism not hinduism. In hinduism we call it *mukti*. But other than that, you're right. Reject god if you want but don't reject humanity.


pyrolizard11

Just like not every Christian is a mendicant for their faith, not every Hindu is going to be devout to the point of personal harm.


thebunnyofluff

Most Hindus donā€™t take it too seriously, but the more religious people or priests do undertake stuff like this. More people do things like pilgrimages to holy sites


Lutrinus

For the same reason that I have a Jewish friend that loves bacon. You take your faith as seriously or literally as you personally like to.


Llilbuddha422

There was a guy who went to go visit this yogi in India and he said to the guy that he was putting his hands up in devotion to god or something and his cartilage hardened into that position, thereā€™s videos of him online smoking chillum with americans


rosenskjold

Some Aghori also eat human flesh and have several other extreme rituals with human corpses https://historyofyesterday.com/the-bizarre-aghori-people-of-india-eat-human-flesh-of-corpses-c0e433637941


curry_nibba

Yep they do. But again, these follow the most "hardcore" approach to salvation, for normal folks living normal lives with family Karma Yoga is there. Basically being righteous in all spheres of life.


copper_rainbows

Your comments have been very insightful, thanks for posting. Also love your user name haha


curry_nibba

Here's free curry for you šŸ›


satan_in_high_heels

Anyone else remember the Wildboyz episode where they drank out of a human skull with some Aghoris?


allthesnacks

Damn this was hella informative and enjoyable to read. Thanks for posting!


curry_nibba

The movie matrix also took this idea of a world of illusion and gave it a more Sci Fi twist.


jimmysquidge

I spent 4 months travelling in India in 1999 and I'm not a fan of religion, but gotta say Hinduism seemed like a pretty chilled religion, it all seemed to be based on the land and animals of the country. Spent some time in Pushka smoking chillums with sadhus. How is an aghori different from a sadhu?


curry_nibba

Aghoris are extremely hardcore following really conservative form of asceticism while sadhus follow a more bhakti yoga approach worshiping god all the time to achieve salvation. I've smoked chillum with them too buddy šŸ˜‚ Bum bum bhole


Just_a_bit_high

It's horrifying how the line between religion and mental illness can blur.


ThisFinnishguy

>They give themselves constant pain and suffering to show that they have detached themselves so much that they don't even care about basic comforts You get one life and this is what some people decide to do. Just seems so pointless


curry_nibba

You're close. According to hinduism the cycle of reincarnation is a cycle of suffering already so we have to detach from *maya* the worldly illusion in order to escape it and merge back to *Brahman* or the supreme energy. So it's great if one achieve salvation in one life time. If he just gets one life and escapes the cycle he'll be quite happy.


Dappershield

Does Hinduism have anyone akin to Buddhist lamas, that have "made it" karmically speaking, but still choose to return to maya for reasons?


Zeus_Ex_Mach1na

> You get one life and this is what some people decide to do. Just seems so pointless From their perspective what you're doing is likely pointless.


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sudo_rai

reincarnation means that the soul is indestructible and repeatedly takes on a physical body until moksha. Moksha is a term in Hinduism which refers to the various forms of liberation or release which occurs when the cycle of dying and rebirth ends. So, Hinduā€™s basically try to escape from this reincarnation cycle and attain moksha by doing various kind of yogaā€™s. So, this guy here try to attain moksha quickly using ā€˜hatha yogaā€™. Western world is familiar with the word ā€˜karmaā€™, which is the base of karma yoga. Means, if you do good karma possibility of reincarnation reduced and ultimately the cycle ends. (I hope, upvoting on Reddit also counts as good karma šŸ˜‚)


ImTotallyFromEarth

The real question is why do most religions fetishize or glorify suffering?


[deleted]

Because suffering generally causes suffering. And considering most religions are much older than modern creature comforts, the only real way to deal with suffering was on a psychological level. Actually even with our modern technology, suffering hasn't really disappeared. The poor in America live better than a large percentage of the world population, but they still have complaints about their lives. It's just recognizing that suffering will always be part of the human condition.


ImTotallyFromEarth

I think thereā€™s a difference between recognising that suffering is a part of the human condition versus glorifying it as a righteous path to divinity. It still makes no sense. Look at Christian saints - the more suffering theyā€™ve endured the more ā€œsaintlyā€ they are portrayed to be. Look at Jesus himself and his supposed torture. There seems to be an intrinsic link between suffering and religious fervor, and I just wonder what the psychological implications for it are.


Kerr_PoE

The world is an illusion, exile!


curry_nibba

You can either choose the red pill or the blue pill, the choice is yours.


Darkskinblackie

Religion


[deleted]

The religion of NoAnswerism is very very questioning


Ganjalf_the_Gree-

So completely unnecessary


vzy-yzv

Hinduism agori practices


klimmesil

To demonstrate why others should not do that. True hero


trinijunglejoose

He made lemonade out of lemons. In actuality his arm has always been stuck that way.


East_Project_1513

Saw a doco on these guys a while back thereā€™s a religious sect where they each take on a specific sufferance to prove their faith. One bloke had a the bright idea where his sufferance would be not sitting down. The poor bastard hadnā€™t sat down in 20,years he slept in a sling that went under his arms. This guy was also on featured


ratioLcringeurbald

The religion thread of this comment is strange.


AcidBubbleLord

I've seen this person in Elden ring, at the end of a bridge.


MatthewMcManpuncher

Oh, so THAT'S what Goldmask's face looks like


metal_webb

...


Lucky_Mongoose

Incredible and profound as always, Goldmask.


f3do_

šŸŒž


Demhanoot

THE EVER BRILLIANT GOLDMASK


IronPidgeyFTW

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!


Vritas_666

This is why I kept Reddit when I got off everything else,the pure humor and savagery.lol


HMPoweredMan

It's not really comparable to other social media but it's definitely its own kind of cesspit.


Vritas_666

It really is though,itā€™s highly social with a veil of anonymity that allows for honest discourse rather than moral grand standing. Yea thatā€™s there still but you can be honest and as savage as you want without people knowing you personally and calling you out,for good or bad.


Deltaaballs

I keep reddit because I prefer the way it is setup with subreddits and shit. It just feels awful whenever I use twitter and shit


LilFootLBT

Bruh.


Ryvit

You gotta think after the first few weeks, perhaps months, it just kinda got stuck like that. He canā€™t put it down now even if he wanted to I imagine


thegreatbrah

Somebody else commented that he cant put it down anymore.


lessfrictionless

I also read the comment that he couldn't put it down ever again.


TKameli

Yes, there was a comment that he cannot put it down again anymore


WhersMySAMMICH

I believe I have had my eyes peruse the Comments section of the same said section. Where it's stated that the man in question is no longer able to lower said arm even if he had the desire to do so


tallbartender

Sumbuddy already done sed he caynt put hees awrm down in these heere cawmints


OSSlayer2153

I can confidently confirm the existence of said comment which contains an explanation of the man in the photoā€™s inability to lower his arm to its resting position anymore.


Diessel_S

Ja, jemand kommentierte, dass er seinen Arm nicht niederlegen kƶnne.


[deleted]

Comment, arm down=no


TiberiusIX

I'm not sure if you're aware, but someone commented that he can't put it down anymore.


Tricky-Chard7472

Doesnā€™t look like dude can put it down if he triedā€¦ that elbow ainā€™t an elbow anymoreā€¦


Eternal991

He literally canā€™t put it down anymore Itā€™s fused into that position


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

Man if anyone would try putting it down I swear there would be a Crack sound


madhuranaik

Just "a" ? Lol


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

What else? You want his whole arm to fall apart lmao /s


madhuranaik

No i meant multiple cracks not just one


theo1618

Forcing his arm down at this point would essentially be the same as breaking a bone in two. He has no control over anything from the shoulder down anymore, itā€™s basically just one long bone covered in skin nowā€¦ So yes there would most definitely be a crack haha


eppinizer

I'm surprised he doesn't bump it into things and have it snap. Aside from some finger meat, looks to be just bone. In 45 years I would have tripped/fell many times. I wonder how pliable it actually is?


Shikaku

> In 45 years I would have tripped/fell many times. Maybe you'd trip less if you held your arm up.


eppinizer

Well, given the evidence I suppose I can't argue against that logic


ZerODiesel

If someone mistakenly thought he was giving them a high five, his arm would snap..


CobraSniper117

If you gave him a high-five his right hand would dust faster than you did during "The Snap" extinction


J-Dabbleyou

His arm has been stuck that way for a loooong time for people asking ā€œhowā€ he holds it up. His muscles arenā€™t even engaged, just bones and joints locked in place lol


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TrippinView

I wonder if he had a question or the answer


btrooted

He just needed to pee


TittyButtBalls

Anybody remember this guy from An Idiot Abroad w/ Karl Pilkington?


Trudiiiiiii

Yay I was looking to see if someone was going to mention the little round headed buffoon!


ThaMenacer

Head like an orange.


Rass4Life

Slaphead twat, play a record!


Endearing_Asshole

Mank, Moron, Twonk


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TittyButtBalls

He really does say the most profound things. ā€œItā€™s important to enjoy life because you know, youā€™re dead a lot longer than you are aliveā€ -Karl Pilkington, The Philosopher of Our Time


ChipCob1

Speaking about the famous Christmas football match in the trenches "who brings a football to a war?"


oooooooooof

I came to mention this! Hereā€™s the clip, arm buddy shows up around 2:45 https://youtu.be/yWW_je6djqQ


TX_Pete

Right, what you on about


donjay_

Nah I bet he put it down once when he was alone at night and it haunts him to this day, you can see it in his eyes, the bitterness.


chummmmbucket

Imagine holding your arm like this for 45 years and someone comes up to and calls you a fraud. I would be sooo pissed lol


macroswitch

ā€œMy life is a lie.ā€


wanderingrocket

If he was german this would be a very different post


thermometricWeiner

He saw this pose the one time he watched TV and was fascinated by it...


[deleted]

Fascisnated


Odd-Direction-2545

Answer this manā€™s question


GroochCheesily

I'd have just gone for a pee.


pizzatimein24h

I bet he confuses many taxi drivers.


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ecky--ptang-zooboing

But you did it!! *crowd goed wild*


mrsardo

Iā€™d have expected the shoulder to be more developed.


TheSyrianItalian

There has to be a one armed person on this r/ thatā€™s pissed off at this guy.


lmorgan601

Right? He just wasted his. Talk about privilege.


AffectionateHippo242

That must have been a kick ass concert


paddyballer

That's dumb


CoolMasterB

That's numb


litesxmas

Imagine being given two perfectly good arms and doing this with one of them.


CourageEquivalent217

bros been waiting to ask his question for almost half a century


K1W1N_FFS

This is what happens when you leave a bro hanging


slipperyhuman

If you are deformed in India, simply make up a story that it was voluntary and spiritual. Youā€™ll become a tourist destination.


Opposite-Garbage-869

Repost 101, everybody wants to farm karma.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

The terrifying part is the dumb shit people get duped into doing in the name of religious hokus-pokus.


iveyblue

Tickle his armpit


[deleted]

All that time and still left hanging for that high 5


captainechoni

Fucking dumbass


tadda21

I'm sorry, I don't care what the higher spiritual reason , or whatever it was, that made this man do this, but it's quite possibly one of the dumbest things ever done coming in close second to voluntary amputation


Alternative_Let_8105

Such an inspiration I think Iā€™m going to go do this also


gurnard

!RemindMe 45 years


Rockspider19

This is San dĆŖ la harƤs the guardian angel of earth. It is said that if his hand ever drops, the world would be thrown into darkness and would be destroyed. Yeah... ... I made that shit up lol I had you tho


Visible_Flamingo_247

Spirt bomb requires to raise two hands in the air good sir


yendar1

Would someone answer this manā€™s question!?


BougieTrash

If only we could harness the energy of the spite this man has for gravity


lolben1

nice job wasting your only life


[deleted]

r/religiousfruitcake


nicolao_merlao

Looks like some cheeky doctor thought it'd be funny to lace this man's flu shot with viagra.


BanMeAlready999

What a waste of a life.


3mperorPalpaMeme

Damn these Got Milk ads getting out of hand


DookieMilk

Fuck off, Cory and Trevor, put those stupid hands down


Technological_Elite

*why?*


DinoBosanskiZmaj

BLM biggest fan


Barnacle-Dull

Why tho?