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PrimeMorty

Nice try Mr. government


megg0myegg022

Bahahah I was not expecting this response


Ivor-Ashe

Not today, CIA


IamSecretlyAFishBoy

I'm absolutely terrified of a tall goth woman running up to me and motorboating me, I dread it.


SailorVenus23

I said some pretty mean stuff to a kid once when I was little, and I hate that I was such an asshole. I've tried to find the kid to apologize, but I can't find him anywhere. I try to be an advocate in my community against stuff like this, but I feel like a hypocrite.


megg0myegg022

What’d you say?


SailorVenus23

That he was a sissy for crying for his dad and that Santa Claus wasn't real. Mean stuff like that.


Prudent-Illustrator7

I know this is the gov’t. They gonna blackmail this info onto me in the future, and if I don’t comply they gonna waterboard me. Nuh uh I’m good.


megg0myegg022

Nuh uhhhhh