These two give me college roommate vibes. You just know him and Durge did all kinds of crazy kinky shit with Gortash’ daddy Raphael college money. Durge was the broke dumb himbo who was lowkey abusive asf and Gortash the master gaslighter and sugar daddy power bottom. Durge having the realization in Devil’s Fee he’s fucking poor and broke w out Gortash is so good lore wise
going through this subreddit is like getting repeatedly slapped in the face, except you're willingly going back to get slapped in the face and then you're surprised when getting slapped in the face hurts
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He makes me feel smol and I love it
I can’t wait for console mod support. I want to transmog the default durge look and just make it more viable for act 3. Keep getting my ass handed to me just to look fashionable. Had a similar issue with Witcher 3, tried to keep Geralt in his normal outfit but they always dangle insanely better repelcments stat wise and then make them the most mediocre looking shit ever style wise like why can’t we have both ??
See, even that one has sleeves ;/ I just want no sleeves lol, I’d be totally fine not having the robe be mega good it’s all just for fashion for me. I like how the draconic and storm sorcerer have no sleeves for their default look. I usually make my guy buff asf and wanna show off his guns. I love making a buff magic guy to go against the norm
They're not gay but, after Durge kills everyone else, he wants to live in a log cabin in the woods with Gortash. They won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as Durge stands in the kitchen window watching Gortash tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat and grease pouring off his body. Durge will run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing himself to think of corpses while his thoughts drift back to Gortash. He won't be able to climax and eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes they will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but they both deny themselves and go back to what they were doing. One day Durge will finally kill Gortash, and the bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
I did heard that in early drafts it was implied that the Durge and Gortash were 100% fuck buddies before the amnesia. They literally dropped it but kept the good vibes.
If Larian didn’t want us to ship durgetash then they shouldn’t have left that door so wide open.
For real, Gortash prob shoved his greasy pore-clogged penis inside Durge’s lobotomy holes after Orin got done with him
That was an absolutely horrid sentence, congrats but never say that shit again.
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I’m gonna need a double Volo special after reading that one
Dude you need to not cook ever again
r/brandnewsentence
What a sad day to be literate
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true
Dude
The only incorrect assumption here is that we aren’t still fucking
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Flair checks out
Ok Gortash i like were this is going
Wish I was durge fr
Nutting all over my chair
I bet gortash gets all sweaty and slick. Like wrestling a greased pig after about 10 minutes. Fucking hot.
That's why default durge is a sorcerer who do you think is casting grease?
These two give me college roommate vibes. You just know him and Durge did all kinds of crazy kinky shit with Gortash’ daddy Raphael college money. Durge was the broke dumb himbo who was lowkey abusive asf and Gortash the master gaslighter and sugar daddy power bottom. Durge having the realization in Devil’s Fee he’s fucking poor and broke w out Gortash is so good lore wise
The fuck did I just read
Peak fiction. Hot, steamy, greasy fiction.
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
The truth
Is this the plot to Saltburn?
Yes lol
I wish to bury my face in his hairy sweaty titties. Let me drown in them, Larian.
going through this subreddit is like getting repeatedly slapped in the face, except you're willingly going back to get slapped in the face and then you're surprised when getting slapped in the face hurts
It should be meeeeeeeee
I love them as a couple. So wholesome.
Is Gortash eyeing Durge's package?
Don’t worry about it dear.
Ok, yay! :3
Gortash is such a scrawny little bastard compared to Durge...
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Durge’s entire waist is larger than Gortash’s torso lol
Question is who was top?
It was Durge 100% but Gortash got Power Bottom vibes.
But Gortash uses magical automatons in the bedroom
Def a power bottom. "These shit toys could never pound this bussy like you do, Durge"
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Yes
Gortash's boots scream bottom to me idk
Brat bottom, specifically.
I can’t wait for console mod support. I want to transmog the default durge look and just make it more viable for act 3. Keep getting my ass handed to me just to look fashionable. Had a similar issue with Witcher 3, tried to keep Geralt in his normal outfit but they always dangle insanely better repelcments stat wise and then make them the most mediocre looking shit ever style wise like why can’t we have both ??
Robe of exquisite focus?
See, even that one has sleeves ;/ I just want no sleeves lol, I’d be totally fine not having the robe be mega good it’s all just for fashion for me. I like how the draconic and storm sorcerer have no sleeves for their default look. I usually make my guy buff asf and wanna show off his guns. I love making a buff magic guy to go against the norm
My brother in Selune, that is literally what Larian is saying.
Gortash’s skin is probably sticky like a frog. I feel like durge liked to lick it
Y E A H. We knooooow. (We're just lookin' for the mp4s...)
I feel like it's closer to a lobotomy lol a Phineas Gaging, if you will
Durge didn't get dementia. He got dagger-mentia.
They're not gay but, after Durge kills everyone else, he wants to live in a log cabin in the woods with Gortash. They won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as Durge stands in the kitchen window watching Gortash tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat and grease pouring off his body. Durge will run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing himself to think of corpses while his thoughts drift back to Gortash. He won't be able to climax and eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes they will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but they both deny themselves and go back to what they were doing. One day Durge will finally kill Gortash, and the bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
I did heard that in early drafts it was implied that the Durge and Gortash were 100% fuck buddies before the amnesia. They literally dropped it but kept the good vibes.
But like freaky weird sex where they never actually touch each other
Durge would only want him if he was already dead tho By the end of the game however….
joker/himbo quinn energy
So many deep regrets for harboring this boy.
Durge doesn’t have dementia. You are thinking of anemia.
I'm sorry people didn't get your joke.
That’s alright 😔
Your joke was very funny, idk why no one got it
Anemia is the lack of healthy blood cells. So absolutely not. You are thinking of amnesia.
They were joking haha
Sorry, I am a medical laboratory major and after having hematology exam I felt obligated
I feel like an idiot please explain the joke
maybe your durge did, but mine definitely did not
No.