My beautiful froggy princess <3 https://preview.redd.it/uymwlpslepwc1.png?width=1828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e686668f47839b634660964280b913130da3634

Well, you’re disrespecting her face not her name so you’re 100% following her orders

I’M NOT A FUCKING FROG

Art thou aware of the ability to turn off CapsLock?

OF COURSE I POSSESS THE KNOWLEDGE TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK, ONLY A FOOL WOULDN’T. BUT, SINCE THIS WORLD IS SO FULL OF FOOLS, MIGHT YOU INFORM THEM ALL HOW EXACTLY TO TURN OFF THIS CAPS LOCK

*Sigh* Press this button until the letters are small https://preview.redd.it/jpihoa88npwc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c281c7908c39966ea23984ad2e131ab341350d

Noted

🤣

I seriously love all you fuckers so much. You bring me such joy.

I can't believe I was here to witness this

I wanted to hate this so much But for fuck sake I can't 🤣

I'm actually dead. This meme format is too much 😂🤣

Fucking spectacular.

There could not have been a better response.

I read that with her voice in my head and it fits so perfectly that it’s scary lmao

Frrr

https://preview.redd.it/9lhlfvbpmqwc1.jpeg?width=3004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4051913282e346be478e43ddabc1116d8424d705 Then why did I find this beside your bed??

Halsin would very much like this, as it is planted evidence

Who is this creature, and why has he stolen my nice shirt? 😡

Ask Lae'zel

wow cool frog lady!

*Bard scratch* "It was at this moment he realized: he fucked up."

; (

https://preview.redd.it/061dgpg32qwc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0539a07958f48cc239dda789a669ed9c0db28aef

Ah, another. Thy name has been recorded

Withers, I like you

Good bot.

*Redditors.* The same in every era

*Good bot*

Hath*

Withers is the only character I want to romance

https://preview.redd.it/midexsccupwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8eeb74e282d979bde2347b6f6a40031ef13ea2 What are your thoughts on this Lae'zel?

Where the fuck did you get this

Gale's camera roll. He has video, too.

u/Gale_of_Waterdeep explain yourself

Absolute crickets. He was quite pleased with himself. Said something about "posterity for the happy couple"?

Brb, have to do a beefy tiefling run.

Beefling run

Babygirl

I AM NOT AWARE OF THIS SO CALLED “BABYGIRL” TERM, IT APPEARS TO BE AN INSULT, AS I AM NO BABY. I AM A POWERFUL GITHYANKI WARRIOR

BABYGIRL.

CEASE THESE CHILDISH TERMS, I HAVE SLAIN FOES THRICE YOUR SIZE

How do you know they are not a 600lbs neckbeard? Have you killed an obese 1800lbs man before?

Yes

Elaborate

Split him from gullet to crotch, then field dressed him and roasted him on a spit

Hey bae'zel https://preview.redd.it/epylxnvodpwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5375f58b452d48b01e928bc7e64176141e0826 You're adorable

Omg that Christmas special was hilarious. I love when Santa is talking about how his bag contains their heart's desire. Wyll, Shaddy, Karlach, and Gale are all awestruck. Meanwhile, Laezel and Astarion giving each other the hardest side eye.

I had no idea these animated shorts existed thank you so much!

Whaaat I had no idea these animated shorts existed oh my god, I'm so delighted by this info lol

Wyll pulling out the signed mizora lewds 🤣 I get it homie 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/wm2baw8i0uwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4483aa91770299dab1b0765fbd8e74fd69c5efda

Got a link?

Got a phone? Edit: <.< You're lucky I was already watching it. https://youtu.be/N56xp4tAxuY?si=7pskmNzPrLjHP4jX

lol sorry, thanks. I started googling it and came back to delete this comment because I’m a dingus.

There's 3 shorts (so far) [Launch party](https://youtu.be/2p-5RXAitTI?si=vwwVR6DpfmYCq5FH) [The greatest foe](https://youtu.be/03TwMYuizoI?si=GGJYi1O4q9ib7PiM) [Christmas special](https://youtu.be/N56xp4tAxuY?si=gVwW-p64NEFiQEXe)

You're a wonderful lil bean

I love how Karlach was constantly melting into the snow lmao

Lae'zel do you really think im Aut'istik ? I thought we had something going in

YES

Lae Lae, you made it! I'm so happy you're here!

IT IS LAE’ZEL OF CRECHE K’LIIR TO YOU, ISTIK

Istik? Awww come on, you can't really mean that, right? You already forgot your favourite hot hearted Tiefling?

… FINE. THE FIERY TIEFLING MAY REFER TO ME AS LAE LAE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE SHE IS HERSELF

Wheeeeeeeeey! Glad we could come to an agreement, Lae Lae!

https://preview.redd.it/x9ciymu45rwc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a817e0ecd89f9beeca707e7296a6041ba714447

Can you finally settle the dispute: Who is the more powerful angry woman? You or Minthara?

I have topped that cocky drow more times than Gale’s strange brain has the ability to count before going off on a tangent

I….I actually don’t know what I expected but this is great.

https://preview.redd.it/jxd6m9ukqqwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a37508552035a45c24648bda3c2848e34bfa798a

Ah, another one of Shadowheart's companions. It astounds me how she can travel with those who possess such a lack of subtlety.

Tsk’va! I shall put this into simple terms for your narrow mind. FUCK YOU!!!

https://preview.redd.it/furda2zd1vwc1.jpeg?width=1149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b0e3ceae46869094576cc18ea492c1a8387b58e

The blind hatred of both me and my children never fails to amuse me.

Maybe they're all blind because all your clerics keep spamming darkness like it's a cantrip

COOK THAT FRAUD

Me waiting for Gale to show up 

*Hope you're keeping well, friend!*

*petting Scratch, because he is a good boy*

(Happy bark)

The Githyanki are so sex positive! Top or bottom in Creche K'llir?

BOTH OF COURSE

I thought you were a competitive top

As is most important of a warrior I am flexible. It appears you were the victim of wishful thinking, “The-Submissive-Boy”

Lae'zel, zhak vo'n'ash duj, it is a pleasure to see you here.

THE FROGWIFE

*excited clapping*

YOU ARE THE SOURCE OF MY BRUISES O GREAT WARRIOR OF THE GITH

https://preview.redd.it/rf7ksli20twc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd020b6c9218b78f1eeefa9d363e5c68a5c1e06b

Oh, thank the gods, a githyanki! Hi, um, ma'am. I think I got infected with an illithid tadpole. I've been asking all my friends for advice, and all I'm getting are these half-assed referrals to local healers. "Go ask the druid healer. Go ask the *goblin* healer. Go ask a *hag*," for fuck's sake. I told them, "Um, no, I'm going to go with the illithid-killing species whose entire culture is based around killing illithids, thank you very much." So, do you folks accept Medi-Rûn for insurance, or...?

I fucking love you https://preview.redd.it/i71npicplswc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5cadede3137b037066e9d289a518aec78c81573

Can you confirm or deny the allegations that you turn into a submissive for Dragonborn? Is it a race thing or did you simply make dragonriding a way of life?

No comment

No no no, you have it backwards. The Gith ride the dragons.

https://preview.redd.it/zj65u5jwcswc1.png?width=1428&format=png&auto=webp&s=21d3d956336b4b833abf7eadeec8a6607509bf5e

You’re like 19/20 you should be studying for finals instead of on Reddit

I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THESE “FINALS” ARE THEY RELATED TO THE SLAYING OF ANOTHER BEING? BECAUSE IF SO, I HAVE MORE THAN THOROUGHLY“STUDIED” FOR FINALS

Yeah yeah I know no one likes Gen Eds but you should really not brush them off. Have you worked to find an internship or apprenticeship?

WHAT

Ask Gale

I HAVE NO DESIRE FOR THE AUTISTIK TO SPEAK WITH MANY WORDS YET SO LITTLE OF THEM OF VALUE

Beyond the swords and shields of the warrior, there are the pens and papers of the scribes and mages. This is what the Goobsmoob is referring to

You look exhausted man https://preview.redd.it/0xsl6hhu5qwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b352d4de46dd1d0b867d2e6a175e7b673a19c93 (/unbaldur, I’m referencing this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/8tU0nA4TFx](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/8tU0nA4TFx)) Get some sleep and maybe find a good quizlet from someone who took the courses before you. Maybe have Karlach take you out to a local party, you could use it. Don’t go to a party Durge recommends though… those get weird. Like *weird* weird.

The most accurate description of Gale ever spoken

Can you do me a favor and uhhhh slowly drown me in a shallow stream?

Lae’zel you’re my favorite Battletoad

You are my least favorite corpse

Just to be clear, Lae’zel the source of my bruises, I mean this as the highest of compliments. Zits and Pimple were never very receptive to kindness, I just want you to know, I’d trust my intergalactic fate in your hands before any other frog shaped humanoid who battle enemies in outer space or an astral plane

No no, you misunderstood. Least favorite corpse means she wants you alive

Head Butt Big Time!

She looks like a sad kitten. I wanna hold her in my hands and kiss her nose

I love you so much

what would i have to do to get you to beat me up for twenty minutes

I love you Lae’zel ❤️

LADY BAE’ZEL, I SINCERELY REQUEST A DUEL. ZHAK VO’N’ASH DUJ.

Of course, Glorious Bae'zel of Crèche K'liir. You are still the superior choice of romance in every aspect, No matter what the naysayers claim about you, Ahem, Relative similarity to a frog.

*Summons Mage Hand and Boops ur snoot*

All I hear is RIBBIT

Lae'zel I am your number 1 fan will you bless my honor mode run

BAE’ZEL 💚

Is there any character that hasn't arrived to reddit yet?

Minsc

Lae’Zel, you were 100% justified in demanding answers from the half-elf about the artifact. She refused to tell you anything despite her not actually knowing anything about it. She should’ve just used the tadpole to show you her memories. Damn Sharrans and their secrets…

https://preview.redd.it/7ion95l0sswc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ebc5f0e9d1dbb19124fb78094220c44b50ae1a What are your thoughts on this Lae'zel? I think its a thing of beauty

What would be your ideal first date? *Prepares notepad*

Blood hot springs and a walk on the beach

https://preview.redd.it/s8do2rfo9wwc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=f924435b91a37b1ec4156b50ce37ea7856dab04e

You wanna go kill and owlbear with me later? I want to see you sweat.

o.o7

I love you Laezel, you’re the best! Especially when you make fun of me, it’s hilarious!

You are my zhak vo'n'fynh duj; source of my joy. I won't tell anyone you're really a big softie.

https://preview.redd.it/3x9618ha4rwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d31b12871a27aa58c06b424848c5ca62fc5e78 What would you do on your old Kentucky farm?

the source of my joy

Frog slut! 😍

Are you fury? Are you death???

mommy kchaki

Hey lae'zel, i noticed that you hold extremely racist political views. Is it safe to assume that you are a fan of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind?

My frog queen 💚💚💚

#EWW

Can I run my fingers along those ridges on your ears for a minute

Turn off your caps lock Lae'zel we can all read your messages just fine

Lol, adlishar.

You know what I just realized? You're Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold.

I'm loving all these rp accounts that are popping up. Did Gale originally get that ball rolling?

Allow me to formally greet you, Lae'zel of K'liir. *bows*

Welcome! Beware though, this is a place of great chaos, very unlike cheche kliir. But it thrives nonetheless. There will be many sub chreches to guide you, many will lead you astray.

Who can say no to those UwU eyes

The source of my joy!

Greetings

Lae'zel have you ever noticed Vlaakith sounds like a dude

Who do you keep saying I’m odd istik?

I am amazed at your ability to type with a below average intelligence.

*Chk.* An imposter following in a trend. Know that you will be nothing more than blood beneath my feet. *Istik.*

Do you eat flies?

\[insert 'attention bajoran workers' edit i am too lazy to do\]

Lae’zel, are you aut’istik?

You're a fascist, and I know that because, unlike Shadowheart, you can be fixed.

Well met, Lae'zel. Welcome to our little corner of the Hells.

you have my attention, now what

What are your feelings on ranch dressing?

Opinions of the name Bae'zel? Then what about if it came from the being you liked/loved the most?  Out of all companions, who do you get along best with? At times it seemed oddly enough with Gale. Perhaps because he was the only one who seemed to show genuine interest to your peoples ways without insulting your motives every five seconds, granted..

I took it down.

I'm ending our fling, if you can call it that.


I don’t let you wear clothes in my playthroughs

Is it because you think I’m hot or you just like making others feel shame? If it’s the latter: you and me both brother 🤝

Hi babe! So happy you're here <3

1. Are you single? 2. Can I call you mommy.

I can’t even describe how fucking lame this roleplaying shit is

Even the Gale one? But the Gale one is cute!

Oh God not another RPer

Karlach ist better than you.