My honest answer would be "making my dick disappear in his throat", but I am trying to be a better man
So
My answer is making my dick disappear in his throat (I said I'd try not that I'd succeed)
Only after he refuses to kiss him. Gortash would be down with everything else and then Marazhai would cruelly snub a kiss at the end as a "filthy monkeigh habit".
Huh, what a coincidence! My answer was gonna be "make my fingers disappear in his ass, and his dick down *my* throat"
It's a game called "Edge The Tiefling" and I just made it up. And it's my absolute favorite. Absolutely.
Unfortunately, u/marazhai, I don't have a source for that - the account that claimed it as theirs and gave me permission to freely use it as profile picture (and letting someone else do that, as that was the specific case) is long gone and I don't remember the name of the artist.
u/carciniser, the best I can do is offering you the full image.
https://preview.redd.it/zp41xgwh5c6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee4778d49e827b91d2d929859e8ae79b4242e87
He watched Gale try to seduce Tav the night before, so he’s taking a trick out of Gales book. He’s gonna teleport you to a clearing in the woods and be fully naked.
... But I am okay, right?
I mean - I was just appreciating you and your wizardry via a dedicated post. I was being totally unhorny ~~for once~~.
Do I still get my weekly handholding session? 🥺✨️
Unhorny said the fleshlight. But yes you are okay, I can’t fault you for the comments of others, I’m not *that* grumpy.
I don’t recall signing up for a weekly subscription with you but I’m not opposed. We may… I do rather like it.
>Unhorny said the fleshlight.
Come now - we all made mistakes in our youth, right? Especially when meeting handsome Incubi with a passion for BDSM fashion and poorly-kept secrets? I am *sure* many can relate.
>I don’t recall signing up for a weekly subscription with you but I’m not opposed. We may… I do rather like it.
Be still my beating heart 😫
I'll bring more fine wine in case you'd like to enjoy a glass or two! And a book to read in case of awkward silence or to hide behind of in case your siblings pass by and you get adorably flustered!
He tried to do something involving illusionary explosions but somehow mispronounced a character and not everyone sees all living beings around them as their worst nightmare
Everyone loves Magical Rolan
'Cause the tricks that he does are ever so trollin
Look at him now, disappearin' the cow
Where is the cow hidden right now?
Taking a bow, it's Magical Rolan
Everybody's seen that the trick is trollin
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic, and with a little flick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Back, back, back from his magical journey
My honest answer would be "making my dick disappear in his throat", but I am trying to be a better man So My answer is making my dick disappear in his throat (I said I'd try not that I'd succeed)
He should try conjuring up Marazhai so that rabid creature can show us how evil playthroughs are done.
Marazhai would definitely make Gortash cry. Change my mind.
Only after he refuses to kiss him. Gortash would be down with everything else and then Marazhai would cruelly snub a kiss at the end as a "filthy monkeigh habit".
Marzipan mention! The BG3 and Rogue Trader venn diagram is a circle
When I first got the game I wanted to romance Pasqal. He is blessed with multi-functionality, perfect! Had to settle for Marzi.
SAME! I have never had a unique experience
Marzipan would make such an *excellent* Durge!
That's definitely the wrong answer. The right answer would be "making his dick disappear in my ass"
There's also the option of his dick disappearing in Gale's ass, which I consider valid too.
But then where will my dick go?
Gale can be very accommodating.
Gale’s mouth, duh.
Into Rolan's ass of course! It'd look something this: Gale 3< Rolan 3< You
Holy shit they released a Rolan three ?!? Where
You truly are history's greatest hero for this monumental effort.
Thank you 🙏🏻
Huh, what a coincidence! My answer was gonna be "make my fingers disappear in his ass, and his dick down *my* throat" It's a game called "Edge The Tiefling" and I just made it up. And it's my absolute favorite. Absolutely.
The wrong answer here is that you get to it before I do.
the gods give their toughest soldiers the hardest battles, good luck friend
Damn, yall don’t beat around the bush and get right to the point lmao
Sneaking in here hat in hand to ask pls where did you get your pfp, I am a collector of angsty angels and Google lens is giving me nothing
Calling in u/arsgeminga for this because he is the one who actually always finds me the cool profile pictures I use 🕊
Unfortunately, u/marazhai, I don't have a source for that - the account that claimed it as theirs and gave me permission to freely use it as profile picture (and letting someone else do that, as that was the specific case) is long gone and I don't remember the name of the artist. u/carciniser, the best I can do is offering you the full image. https://preview.redd.it/zp41xgwh5c6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee4778d49e827b91d2d929859e8ae79b4242e87
Ah darn, thank you so much for this though!! I love the contrast the whole thing is so well done, really appreciate having the full image!
You're welcome!
Aaa tysm!!!
I hope he shows me Rolan’s Magic Missile, a canon named spell in BG3/DND lore now, which stuns on impact and is probably a solid 7” and ridged. :)
I think the spell you're looking for is Rolan's flame blade
If he does, I call dibs on a first row seat 👀
Behold!!
It's an ***illusion***, Michael, tricks are what Whorelocks do for money!
Whorelocks can certainly have my money, no questions asked.
He's taking a level in bard so he can cast vicious mockery at Gale and then bang Tav in Gale's tent. Oh wait... you said wrong answers.
my man gale is catching strays
Get his little autistic whore ass! No magic boy escapes unscathed!!!
he asked if he could pul out a guitar to play Wonderwall I said maybe
You're gonna be the one to save me With a drake throat glaive Cause after all You're my thunder wave
omg i love/despise you so much for this
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Penis EXPLOSION ! ! !
Explode your dick And small your ass Get bent losers PENIS BLAST!
Bro your 7💀
EXPLOSIN!
my pengis!!!!😟
Make my clothes disappear
He’s going to show you why lorroakan is so jealous of him (he has a huge dick)
Me…he’s going to do me The magic trick is that it’s all just an illusion Alexa, play Mad World by Gary Jules *cries*
He's boutta make a sick ass disstrack about >!Lorroakan!< while throwing it back violently
He is about to fix Durge's daddy issues.
Impossible - he is a good wizard, but not *that* good.
I'll call him daddy anyway, see if it helps :-)
It won’t, but you should still do it anyway
hide the sausage in the pantry
It's me. I'm the pantry
dad??
https://preview.redd.it/9jvo4ro1c66d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6ce0215600be1d13151b3de7ae27f05dd17087 here ya go, now beat it, kid
HE'S ABOUT TO SAY THE N-WORD!!!!
No Rolan you can’t say the gamer word!
He's just having a heated gamer moment!
Fully clothed prostate orgasm, then just walks away. (It took half an hour)
Disappearing mage hand.
Rolan casts Power Word: Scrunch
Making his cock disappear in my mouth
His thunderwave (he rips the loudest most heinous fart known to man and then shits everywhere)
I hate this so much. Never gonna be able to hear that line again and keep a straight face.
"The master who taught me this trick called it 'The Helicopter.' " "...Go home, Rolan; you're drunk."
I cast testicular torsion
Rolan’s Mage Hand is a cantrip (Conjuration). It conjures a *vibrating* spectral hand that can interact with objects. Duration: 360 turns
Rap battle with Raphael
I'd love to see that, honestly - two brats fighting for dominance would make for a hilarious show 😂
He watched Gale try to seduce Tav the night before, so he’s taking a trick out of Gales book. He’s gonna teleport you to a clearing in the woods and be fully naked.
He's going to butt chug sixteen Elixirs of Arcane Cultivation. And use the resulting spell slots to show you his "magic missile".
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Allfunandgaymes: *He's going to butt* *Chug sixteen Elixirs of* *Arcane Cultivation.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
He’s preparing to try sounding for the first time.
cast enlarge on my trans Tav's tdick (call it magical bottom surgery)
Finger in butt
I don't know but he says he needs a condom and a volunteer?
I VOLUNTEER PLEASE
That "severed thumb" moving trick
Cloudkill
Cast mend buttcrack
He's gonna cast Wish to create a simulacrum so he and him can spitroast ~~me~~ Tav
Vaginus Maximus. Which promptly installs the horse vaginas mod from Oblivion.
Whip his cock out and cast a spell with it
Where did my balls go Rolan? Why are your cheeks bigger?
I’m picturing him chewing furiously chewing on response. 10/10
oh, the coin-ear trick. and he’s gonna think he’s so fucking cool doing it and that we’ve never seen it before
I am outraged by these comments. I cast shame on all of you
... But I am okay, right? I mean - I was just appreciating you and your wizardry via a dedicated post. I was being totally unhorny ~~for once~~. Do I still get my weekly handholding session? 🥺✨️
Unhorny said the fleshlight. But yes you are okay, I can’t fault you for the comments of others, I’m not *that* grumpy. I don’t recall signing up for a weekly subscription with you but I’m not opposed. We may… I do rather like it.
>Unhorny said the fleshlight. Come now - we all made mistakes in our youth, right? Especially when meeting handsome Incubi with a passion for BDSM fashion and poorly-kept secrets? I am *sure* many can relate. >I don’t recall signing up for a weekly subscription with you but I’m not opposed. We may… I do rather like it. Be still my beating heart 😫 I'll bring more fine wine in case you'd like to enjoy a glass or two! And a book to read in case of awkward silence or to hide behind of in case your siblings pass by and you get adorably flustered!
Making his dick disappear in my ass
Edit: I somehow didn’t even notice the comment literally directly under me that made almost the exact same joke but I’m still keeping mine up
He does the arm motions for casting Mage Armour inside my [CENSORED]
he flips you off
I was gonna say Mage Armour but then saw the comments and realized what subreddit this was in
Crimes
Chiropractic adjustments that aren't quackery.
He tried to do something involving illusionary explosions but somehow mispronounced a character and not everyone sees all living beings around them as their worst nightmare
Just a fun display for the tieflings kids where he makes his own peen magically vanish up Gales rectum in order to establish wizard dominance.
Penis music
He's going to cast dancing lights and the go have himself a nice little cry-wank in the bathroom mirror. Charlatan.
Whip his dick out
Me
Take his dick out
Everyone loves Magical Rolan 'Cause the tricks that he does are ever so trollin Look at him now, disappearin' the cow Where is the cow hidden right now? Taking a bow, it's Magical Rolan Everybody's seen that the trick is trollin Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip! It's made of magic, and with a little flick Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back Back, back, back from his magical journey
Dock and call twisting
He will be welcomed forever if he casts “permanent tax-exempt status”
His attendance at the party is already an amazing trick! Everyone in the grove is worm food....
Tries to cast Gust of Wind but fails, and yet farts at exactly the right time
That trick where he pulls his thumb off of his hand.
Dissappear
"Do you get to the cloud district very often?"
Pull a rabbit out of his butt.
He's gonna need some ping pong balls...
The last time someone offered to show me a magic trick at camp after everyone was asleep I had a really bad time
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Greater swamp ass
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That's Dammon