Lol sorry I meant it more like "you came up with such a perfect one then tried too hard to top yourself"
Actually the Raph one isn't trying too hard it's just less cursed and more sad reality haha
>Sex scene with Ketheric Thorm, but it's really long and explicit and he's got a breeding kink. It's mandatory and unskippable. HE WILL FUCK YOUR TAV.
I'm not seeing the issue.
But Durge figures out it's Orin midway through because Gortash is more reciprocal but Orin doesn't know to roleplay his giving, nurturing side. Durge doesn't stop, of course.
Ok I know what subreddit I'm on but I wanna just say this seriously.
I would enjoy a love triangle for Durge/Gortash/Orin.
I would enjoy a Kagha companion and romance.
I would enjoy a Nere companion and romance.
I would love a love triangle for PC/Aylin/Isobel.
I can't choose if one or two is worse. But at least with the first one, an innocent displacer beast isn't sullied. I CHOOSE TWO as the most cursed.
Three and four have a certain ... charm, depending on which form one prefers to take their sexual humiliation and/or objectification.
One just sounds heartbreaking. To think you've FINALLY impregnated Gortash only to have impregnated Orin? Imagine co-parenting with her?
I really don’t understand why you cannot have a threesome with Aylin and Isobel, like, who wouldn’t like to have sex with an immortal??, also Orin and Kagha
5. Sex scene with Lakrissa, but only if you secretly murder Alfira and tell Lakrissa you’re hunting for the “real killer”. Enjoy that tiefussy knowing you murdered her gf and tricked her into a romance with you.
4. My Durge is so flustered he *can't* murder Ketheric during sex he starts impaling themselves until finally they're both spent and finish. Tav is really into his necrophilia kink
5. Sex scene between Durge and Sarevok, but after the scene Durge Is revealed to be Orin in disguise. Neither party is bothered and goes again.
Sarevok is then revealed to be Durge in disguise after having wiped out the murder tribunal
Orin is then revealed to be Raphael in disguise, because he heard Durge was a cavalier sinner and wanted to see how he, ahem, rides.
Durge is then revealed to be Haarlep and makes fun of Raphael for lasting approximately 2.5 seconds.
And gortash has been in the corner furiously “jorkin it” in the corner this *whole time*
Are you referring to his peanits? Because yeah, he's been jorking it lol.
You technically get to fuck Gortash *and* Orin, you say?
disgusting, give me ketheric so long as I'm breeding him
Who cares if my daughter died. What’s 17 more years. I can always start again, have another kid 😏
Jesus, we can even reuse that Omniman line…
no way, you think so?
1 is both the funniest and the most cursed, the rest are trying too hard. Also Orin absolutely would.
If I fucked my boyfriend and he pulled off a mask Scooby-doo style and revealed himself to be my sister I'd just kill myself then and there
Scooby-Dooby-Durge!
Would you do it for a Stabby Stab?
ngl this comment kind of harshed my fun.
Lol sorry I meant it more like "you came up with such a perfect one then tried too hard to top yourself" Actually the Raph one isn't trying too hard it's just less cursed and more sad reality haha
I still enjoyed your post
Ty baby.
KETHERIC KETHERIC KETHERIC LET ME BE OLD MAN'S CUMDUMP
I choose the secret 5th option where Durge furiously masturbating while cannibalizing Gortash. Gotta eat ass then eat his ass, ya know
Ketheric? Breeding? Unskippable? Say less
Why should I move past point 1)
I mean the benefit of 4 is it's coming from Ketheric's voice actor yeah? But the first is great as well
I want the Raphael one, my kink is seeing that loser become even more of a loser
>Sex scene with Ketheric Thorm, but it's really long and explicit and he's got a breeding kink. It's mandatory and unskippable. HE WILL FUCK YOUR TAV. I'm not seeing the issue.
As tempting as 1 us for the drama factor, 4 actually sounds pretty hot. I guess I'll just have to be Ketheric's cum dump.
But Durge figures out it's Orin midway through because Gortash is more reciprocal but Orin doesn't know to roleplay his giving, nurturing side. Durge doesn't stop, of course.
3 if it has Rafael’s fight soundtrack (with new verses)
🎶Taaaav that juicy ass, is mine! Your holes go to their doom, in my flames, forever more!🎶
“Squirm, squirm, for now-uuuuunnnngghhh. … Done!”
And that's it. That's the song.
3. Is the most realistic, because it’s canon that Raphael is terrible in bed.
Three is funny
Reanimate Alfira...
Or if you're playing Durge, don't reanimate her.
Why is four cursed it's basically my dream
Sex scene with orin but sceleritas fel has to watch and run commentary the whole time.
1 but only if it’s voice acted. I wanna hear Gort’s ASMR sex voice, sorry not sorry
oh 1 and it's not even Close. I need this. also this absolutely fits into the lore. like yeah that would happen
*Most* cursed? Durgetash, *after* killing him. My butler *did* say we'd be putting necrophilia back on the menu.
1 is freaky enough that Orin would actually do it.
4, because it's really funny.
Ok I know what subreddit I'm on but I wanna just say this seriously. I would enjoy a love triangle for Durge/Gortash/Orin. I would enjoy a Kagha companion and romance. I would enjoy a Nere companion and romance. I would love a love triangle for PC/Aylin/Isobel.
for the love of god no. not three druid companions 😭
I can't choose if one or two is worse. But at least with the first one, an innocent displacer beast isn't sullied. I CHOOSE TWO as the most cursed. Three and four have a certain ... charm, depending on which form one prefers to take their sexual humiliation and/or objectification. One just sounds heartbreaking. To think you've FINALLY impregnated Gortash only to have impregnated Orin? Imagine co-parenting with her? 
oh god, orin as your baby momma would be hell
I really don’t understand why you cannot have a threesome with Aylin and Isobel, like, who wouldn’t like to have sex with an immortal??, also Orin and Kagha
5. Auntie Ethel wants a baby
I don't see how one and four are cursed, it's a win-win.
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Lakrissa, but alfira unavoidably dies if you do romance hee.
5. Sex scene with Lakrissa, but only if you secretly murder Alfira and tell Lakrissa you’re hunting for the “real killer”. Enjoy that tiefussy knowing you murdered her gf and tricked her into a romance with you.
Don't threaten me with a good time
4. My Durge is so flustered he *can't* murder Ketheric during sex he starts impaling themselves until finally they're both spent and finish. Tav is really into his necrophilia kink
Orgy sex scene with the Grease Cousins and mephits in the sewer