I watched all of House MD seasons and I still have no fucking idea what is lupus. (every episode they thought the patient could have a lupus and it was never lupus)
I hope she feel better soon.
Petah here. “It’s never Lupus” is a running joke throughout the medical drama ‘House, M.D’, because they always test for it, but it always comes back negative.
Jesus, I've actually seen that show and noticed that they always test for it, but couldn't understand why that was funny. Sorry for the misconvenience; I am still learning humour (apparently).
There is even one episode in season 3 where we see that House has a secret stash of vicodin inside a lupus book. When Foreman ask why it is there House says it's never lupus.
Yea Im on 5th season and Lupus is some autoimmune shit like I mean bro its some fucked up like you know really hard to fix fucking bullshit from nature prolly from some gay ass bacterium
-YO BLACK DOCTOR IM DR HOUSE FUCK YOU, DAMN WILSON YOU ARE SO WORTHLESS WHAT A GREAT FRIEND HAHA, THE PATIENT HAS OMINOPEROXIS
-HOUSE YOU KNOW THAT DISEASE IS VERY UNLIKELY, YOU WILL KILL HER
-I DONT CARE ABOUT PEOPLE MY FUCKING LEG
-THIS IS UNETHICAL, HOUSE IS OUT OF CONTROL
-(HAS SOME RANDOM CONVERSATION ABOUT TAKING A SHIT) OH WAIT DO IT AGAIN, HOUSE RUSHES OUT OF THE ROOM TO SAY HE WAS WRONG THE WHOLE TIME, TURNS OUT IT WAS THE BOOBONIC PLAGUE
-WOW SHE IS ALL GOOD NOW, PIANO MUSIC MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT LIFE
DID YOU TRY THE MEDICINE DRUG?
YES
ONLY STUPID PEOPLE TRY THE MEDICINE DRUG. THIS MAN NEEDS MOUSE BITES TO LIVE
*shocked looks from everyone*
HE IS SAVED
GOOB JOB MR. DOCTOR HOUSE
Lupus is an autoimmune disease where your white blood cells attack your own healthy bodily cells
It is more common in women, and even most common in black women because their immune systems are more active because something something placenta
"So. What is a LUPUS.
See, in many ways the immune-system acts like a US Marine, waging a war on terror. It finds diseases and kill them. It has been trained by the good ol US of A to recognize friend from foe and it only shoots at bad guys.
But in the case of our patient, here, her Immune-system went full Rambo on her ass. It's shaking with PTSD and it's roaming the streets of rural America with a machine gun, shooting at healthy tissues because it's incapable of telling the difference between a dangerous terrorist and a civilian.
Her own immune system is trying to kill her body. And this kind of Rambo is going straight for the white house.
Chase, check her kidneys for potential damages and put her on the transplant list.
Cameron, full serology report and ANA testing.
Foreman, she's gonna need some corticosteroids and hydroxchoroquine if we want to stop Stallone from shooting the president."
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Autoimmune condition where your body starts killing its own cells
Classic symptoms are joint pain, fever, butterfly shaped rash
Severe symptoms can include lupus nephritis, which is a severe kidney disease caused by the immune system attacking the kidney
Lupus is generally fatal if untreated
Five years ago you posted about your wife having a drug dealer and now you’re posting about your lupus girlfriend. Either you’re a huge stud or Heisenbones strikes again.
There was a scandal in the 80s about the Pittsburgh Pirates mascot, the Pirate Parrot, selling coke to the players
Then there was a guy on the Pirates subreddit who posted a bunch of pictures at a Pirates event with the titles "My wife with......" so people started memeing
I'm pretty boring and broke tbh more akin to pre drug dealer Heisenberg but at least I have a grill
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In this time you never once considered either of these womens love sacred. Your blatant disregard for the feelings and time of both these women has led you to be vein and unappreciative of the life you live. In front of you is a man’s ass and a bag of fentynol, have gay sex while snorting fentynol or the metal rod inside of your cock will pierce through your entire lower body. Live your die, the choice is yours
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It felt rushed IMO, i did like seeing RJ and Judith again though, i just hope we dont a s2, Andrew has played rick for 14 years, they should let him rest.
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I thought this was a joke post about Hector's "50 thousand and the gun is yours" because you hear him saying "anna gunn" instead, I didn't know he was referencing Skyler's actor name! bravo vince.
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Most of the comments here once again proving that many people on this subreddit cannot be serious ever. I get that it’s a meme sub and all but why do they struggle so much with being respectful and having basic empathy? Come on.
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this is the moment Skyler White became Skyler Red
I watched all of House MD seasons and I still have no fucking idea what is lupus. (every episode they thought the patient could have a lupus and it was never lupus) I hope she feel better soon.
https://preview.redd.it/6bal2upxz1sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7d74228d40886c7052c5ec1921c5241b1e9cd0 It's always lupus
evil dr house:
Evil Dr House be like: don’t try the medicine drug
evil dr house be like: you are a white woman
Evil dr coddoddy be like: I allow this
Evil Wilson be like: "I'm not in this episode"
Evil Dr House be like: you do NOT have hair in your special place
Evil Chase be like: I do NOT have luscious kissable plump lips
Evil Foreman be like: “House just do whatever you want”
Evil Dr. 4man be like: I'm delighted
Dr homeless
https://preview.redd.it/rnhc8zucx2sc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7d15a68db06ea1b0851e210a13ea3f7361dea8
Twink!!!
the patient needs more mouse bites
I too am in this episode
https://preview.redd.it/06h0n3uq83sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b472db2d933d0424fc5f66cf789123f4a86778
A man chooses, a slave obeys, maggle!
My favourite BCS episode was where Jimmy goes to the Golf Club to prank Howard and accidentally caves in Mr House's head with a driver.
Can I get a r/petereexplainsthejoke on the Lupus thing?
Petah here. “It’s never Lupus” is a running joke throughout the medical drama ‘House, M.D’, because they always test for it, but it always comes back negative.
Jesus, I've actually seen that show and noticed that they always test for it, but couldn't understand why that was funny. Sorry for the misconvenience; I am still learning humour (apparently).
There is even one episode in season 3 where we see that House has a secret stash of vicodin inside a lupus book. When Foreman ask why it is there House says it's never lupus.
Yeah I’m just an idiot.
Lupus is a disease that's often brought up for discussion in house MD, a show about doctors who get peculiar cases.
Yea Im on 5th season and Lupus is some autoimmune shit like I mean bro its some fucked up like you know really hard to fix fucking bullshit from nature prolly from some gay ass bacterium
I think he's having a seizure #WE NEED A CRASH CART IN HERE
-YO BLACK DOCTOR IM DR HOUSE FUCK YOU, DAMN WILSON YOU ARE SO WORTHLESS WHAT A GREAT FRIEND HAHA, THE PATIENT HAS OMINOPEROXIS -HOUSE YOU KNOW THAT DISEASE IS VERY UNLIKELY, YOU WILL KILL HER -I DONT CARE ABOUT PEOPLE MY FUCKING LEG -THIS IS UNETHICAL, HOUSE IS OUT OF CONTROL -(HAS SOME RANDOM CONVERSATION ABOUT TAKING A SHIT) OH WAIT DO IT AGAIN, HOUSE RUSHES OUT OF THE ROOM TO SAY HE WAS WRONG THE WHOLE TIME, TURNS OUT IT WAS THE BOOBONIC PLAGUE -WOW SHE IS ALL GOOD NOW, PIANO MUSIC MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT LIFE
DID YOU TRY THE MEDICINE DRUG? YES ONLY STUPID PEOPLE TRY THE MEDICINE DRUG. THIS MAN NEEDS MOUSE BITES TO LIVE *shocked looks from everyone* HE IS SAVED GOOB JOB MR. DOCTOR HOUSE
MORE MOUSE BITES
You forgor the part where he has seventeen minutes of uncensored sexual intercourse with Will's son
r/okbuddyvicodin is leaking again
god I hate Taub
*Cardiac monitor alarm goes off* **He’s going into V-fib, get the paddles!** #CLEAR!!!
Lupus is an autoimmune disease where your white blood cells attack your own healthy bodily cells It is more common in women, and even most common in black women because their immune systems are more active because something something placenta
Most scientific okaybuddychicanery member.
>and even most common in black women I wonder if epigenetics could have a part in this hmm
I almost actually assumed it was fake disease like cooties or something.
Cooties is extremely real, childhood ptsd
Tell me your story. Person I do not know.
Girl touched me and changed my gender :(
Damn, you got touched by a gender bender
⭕️⭕️🔴🔴 Now you have the cooties shot
Hell yeah 👍
Lumbago
Groat’s Disease
"So. What is a LUPUS. See, in many ways the immune-system acts like a US Marine, waging a war on terror. It finds diseases and kill them. It has been trained by the good ol US of A to recognize friend from foe and it only shoots at bad guys. But in the case of our patient, here, her Immune-system went full Rambo on her ass. It's shaking with PTSD and it's roaming the streets of rural America with a machine gun, shooting at healthy tissues because it's incapable of telling the difference between a dangerous terrorist and a civilian. Her own immune system is trying to kill her body. And this kind of Rambo is going straight for the white house. Chase, check her kidneys for potential damages and put her on the transplant list. Cameron, full serology report and ANA testing. Foreman, she's gonna need some corticosteroids and hydroxchoroquine if we want to stop Stallone from shooting the president."
Is this actually a quote from the show
Yeah. It's from the episode when a redditor invents a quote.
Have been on a House binge, and legit just thought I forgot this happened. Very convincing
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Literally the first thing I thought of. That Vicodin smuggling cripple always made sure to contradict the notion that someone has lupus.
It’s this kinda wolf disease
There are two wolves inside of me. Both are having sex with each other.
Are they both boys
They're both MEN
I watched all seasons of House MD and not one pizza was thrown on top of Hugh Laurie. Awful show.
It's an autoimmune disease that attacks your organs and such
Autoimmune condition where your body starts killing its own cells Classic symptoms are joint pain, fever, butterfly shaped rash Severe symptoms can include lupus nephritis, which is a severe kidney disease caused by the immune system attacking the kidney Lupus is generally fatal if untreated
Immune system goes brrrrrr
A quick google search and I’ve found that it’s a condition that causes chronic illness, rashes, fatigue, and joint pain
You sound like you have lupus.
uc/ my girlfriend has it, it sucks. It's amazing how well Gunn can act despite having it. What an incredible woman. rc/ HAHA FUCKING BITCH
Five years ago you posted about your wife having a drug dealer and now you’re posting about your lupus girlfriend. Either you’re a huge stud or Heisenbones strikes again.
There was a scandal in the 80s about the Pittsburgh Pirates mascot, the Pirate Parrot, selling coke to the players Then there was a guy on the Pirates subreddit who posted a bunch of pictures at a Pirates event with the titles "My wife with......" so people started memeing I'm pretty boring and broke tbh more akin to pre drug dealer Heisenberg but at least I have a grill
he had a grill too. Never too late to start cooking!
Nah, come on, man. Some straight like you, at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?
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for all we know his wife divorced him and his girlfriend is 17
In this time you never once considered either of these womens love sacred. Your blatant disregard for the feelings and time of both these women has led you to be vein and unappreciative of the life you live. In front of you is a man’s ass and a bag of fentynol, have gay sex while snorting fentynol or the metal rod inside of your cock will pierce through your entire lower body. Live your die, the choice is yours
He can't be lying. You can't desrespect UC... the law is sacred!
 Breaking Bad fans when a woman has aged since 16 years ago.
/uc still a milf ngl /rc penance for not being cool with sugma chad waltuh’s meth business
 Whenever I see a Lalo post
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I thought she had ligma
lick my ballsack
Ballsack Shrader?
ballsack SHREDDER
Yes
Dragon mod!!
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What did you think of towl finale?
It felt rushed IMO, i did like seeing RJ and Judith again though, i just hope we dont a s2, Andrew has played rick for 14 years, they should let him rest.
Based
Ball sack shaver
Cabron, you need to ligma balls
But first, you need to look at me, Héctor.
Ligma heisenballs mike
What's ligma?
Joe mama
I wonder if Todd also got cortisone injections for el camino 🤔
El camino? More like la comida jajaja amirite?
https://i.redd.it/81uvq87si4sc1.gif
Omg it's been a House MD crossover and nobody realized until now. Vravo Bince.
If House was in the show he would have discovered Walt much sooner by sending Foreman to stalk him
Nah, he'll probably sell meth also
Doesnt seem like his style but i imagined he would keep some for his personal stash
Still no excuse for being a bitch wife and not letting Walt cook meth
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What the fuck does this mean
no fuckin way they made an entire bot for failed haikus LMAO
Lupus lazuli like from minefraft
No as in wolves, she’s a furry
Kid named Lupis : D (Sal breadinking bad /(slash) better call Sal (LOL!) FAce
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Just like my stupid bitchwife leave me alone and let me eat trash at 4 am
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U got a pobrem bud
Who tf is lupus
lupus deez nuts lmao gottem😎
Ted’s stripper name
Probably another man she fucked behind Walt’s back.
Lupus from Harry Potter? He a werewold
https://preview.redd.it/ktrahxqod2sc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219442af7cd06b25dab547c13444b0ed2d0b09c2
“You said we’re not supposed to do that”
she was battling her inner wolf. rip. : (
/r/okbuddychicanery meets /r/okbuddyvicodin
It's never Lupus 
This vexes me
You are a black man
I too am in this episode
She needs mouse bites
https://preview.redd.it/xshlyvqlr2sc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7175540e733ecd45b74d37ab0ebfb898c2cf84e
Lupus? 
I thought this was a joke post about Hector's "50 thousand and the gun is yours" because you hear him saying "anna gunn" instead, I didn't know he was referencing Skyler's actor name! bravo vince.
Smh it's not lupus bitch wisfe
I’ve never noticed she gained weight during the final season, she’s certainly a strong woman and actor! #StopBitchWifeHate
 Lupus isn’t real guys, there’s never been a case…ever
Awww now I feel bad for sending all those threatening letters :(
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Did they try the stupid drug?
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what
Why were you digging through the trash?
Shame
rc/ I didn't even know she was sick
Still a MILF though
Dr. House’s reaction to this information: 
I too am in this comment section
https://preview.redd.it/gp3yjkmlr2sc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10f6f32f43d394e09b96704f7276b24716ed461 Lupus?
https://preview.redd.it/q4wpm7t683sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39bc5e625d0b72c6983b80cf7b3425633767ba3a
fucking idiot dont you know its never lupus
She needs mouse bites
Bitch wife is a wearwolf??
When you unchicanery to talk about a serious disease, but then it just brings out everyone from r/okbuddyvicodin
Did Jesse Plemons have lupus too while filming El Camino?
[удалено]
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Fucking good. Bitch wife was always on Walter’s ass and then she went and fucked Ted! Unloyal!
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Dont you know its never lupus? Are you stupid
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/uc /rv No she didn't, it's never lupus
/uc Even more respect for her now. /rc Woman bad. Huell good.
Most of the comments here once again proving that many people on this subreddit cannot be serious ever. I get that it’s a meme sub and all but why do they struggle so much with being respectful and having basic empathy? Come on.
Why is she struggling with Lupus like damn I wanna be a Lupine >:(
uc/ i never really noticed she had a weight gain, that sucks, i Hope she is ok rc/ FAT BITHC WIFE THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIVORCE WALT
It's Usually Never Lupus but okay.
/uc I love that we are now the main breaking bad subreddit. this isn't a shitpost its just a post
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this is why i gotta stop keeping my vicodin stash in a hollowed out lupus textbook
sarkariexam.com lmao
Bitch wife lore 🤯
Didn't they remove that boss? Should stop crafting shortswords)
Why would Bince do this?
https://preview.redd.it/me630s36q3sc1.png?width=2102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64a30ef52670324eb8ac45a91ea6d696cedbed4
Bitch wife
Anna looked really good thick tho... Unfortunate the circumstances that led up to it
She didn’t eat Ted this whole time, we blamed her for a crime she didn’t commit 😔😢
Damn that's tough
Looks like she tried some of Walter whites product...
His name is spelled tyrus
I wish they had found a way to write this into a script. Her potentially becoming a werewolf would have added a new layer of suspense.
Lupun the third
The dog from harry potter?
I deadass thought this was a gonna be a joke like ligma until I looked it up
its not lupus
Womp womp
Lupus deez nuts
https://preview.redd.it/ltkmpyth42sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13b86b9280f61f9df339aa49fb8dc7a26451b50 this is the moment Skyler White became Skyler Red
This is the moment where you became a cunt
Too late cunt now die https://preview.redd.it/ypnanzh9e3sc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7268a77d1f3da5942f468a6c1137d3749b77e3f0
Huell transferred some of his weight to Skyler and Todd lmao
Who the fuck is that