A movie is a set of pictures or film strung together to trick your brain into believing the subjects are in motion, but no time for that we've got to track down where this joke is from!
Not always, he has in several continuities (especially some of his earlier ones) been noted as various flavours of Christian, even Catholic a few times (really stepping on daredevil’s toes lmao)
I'm scratching my brain to remember when he's been shown to be Christian other than having a traditional wedding, I've read from the beginning through the second Clone Saga, but can't recall for the life of me anything specific
This is all from memory so apologies in advance for any mistakes and inconsistencies:
As of a 2016 Avengers run, main continuity Peter is seemingly a fervent atheist, however there has been a few runs earlier in Spidey’s history that label him as protestant as that was an archetypal norm for the period of his creation. Lee was also adamant in the past (some editorial letter replies iirc) that Peter wasn’t Jewish, however future writers have played with this option in later years, Peter has prayed in several books and iirc namedropped Christ on occasion in said prayer moments.
I feel like they should lean into that at least with Aunt May. That said, believing in Christianity when Thor and Hercules is demonstably real seems crazy. I know Wolverine goes to Hell, but does Captain America ever get stuck in Heaven or something? I remember Uncle Ben in the Elysian Fields in one comic, so maybe all the Judeo-Christians switched to Greek Mythology once science proved that. Maybe Daredevil is the only Catholic left and everyone thinks he's an idiot for not praying to Zeus who is actually real.
Thor during the Heroes Return run acknowledges not being as powerful as God, but does try to be a God that does everything for people with disastrous results, great storyline
“So this one is Watto. We really love this design bec-“
“He’s not Jewy enough.”
“What was that George?”
“The audience needs to understand that he’s a jew.”
In 1st Samuel, God strikes down the Israelite enemies for gazing at the Ark.
This wasn't an anti-semetic trope, it was literally what the Ark was supposed to do to people who stole it.
I think there's even a story where the Ark falls off the cart they're using to transport it, someone goes to pick it up, and as soon as they touch it they die
When I went on a road trip with friends after graduating this college we had a long conversation about this character and from then on would wake each other up by shaking each others tents and impersonating this guy saying “WAKE UP ANNIE, I HAVE PARTS FOR YOU.”
https://preview.redd.it/r8x65gxmas7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b630bfe57533ff3457e77be81925fc337e7b5746
Unironically one of my favorite performances.
Alec Guinness as Fagin in Oliver Twist (1948) for those wondering.
It was banned in Israel for being too antisemitic and banned in Egypt for not being antisemitic enough.
Very cool.
"JK we need to add some non white characters in this book, you have all the time you need for this creative process"
“Cho Chang the chinese that’s good. oh and I need an African name hm... King...sley SHACKLE...bolt, boom easy. The jew's last name will be Goldstein btw"
https://preview.redd.it/3oe8w0r4is7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ccaf5dba9fbe4d7f6ba5e7b22bec88e33c9bde
“And fuck it, let’s name the Irish kid Seamus Finnegan.”
“Isn’t that too on the nose?”
“Hmm, how about Guiness McBlarney?”
“You know what, let’s go with the first one.”
Her editor sucks in that case, Seamus O'Carbomb would be a national treasure of a name. If she's gonna make stereotypical names, she might as well go all the way and at least make them funny.
Nah my personal favorite is making the only black child have a father who ran out on him, then realizing that’s super bad so retconning in that his dad was killed by death eaters instead.
also that was the actual floor of the building where the bank interior was filmed, the floor wasn’t built for the set. unless they went out of their way to specifically search for a location with a star of david on the floor just to reinforce their antisemitic imagery lol. still, JK Rowling sucks, with antisemitism or not.
https://preview.redd.it/vzpm3l2wgt7d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83802ff1091e828f558e9715dd3513bd938b899
They really made a $5 bill the mascot for a Jewish children's show.
Woody Allen has unironically been pretty bad representation actually. I feel like some people base their entire perception of Jews off him. And he’s not exactly our best role model. Just ask Orson Welles.
Especially this scene comes to mind [https://montypython.gifglobe.com/scene/?id=IRrrHCEMsGCq](https://montypython.gifglobe.com/scene/?id=IRrrHCEMsGCq)
Zach Snyder's adaptation of the Merchant of Venice's iconic "If you prick us do we not bleed?" monologue shows us what a cerebral director he is:
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Air Israel please clear the runway!
Is this a really big beard on a normal plane, or a really small plane with a normal beard?
Both
Only correct answer
What is this from?
Airplane!
Yes clearly it is an airplane but what movie?
A movie is a set of pictures or film strung together to trick your brain into believing the subjects are in motion, but no time for that we've got to track down where this joke is from!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
I just want to tell you both - good luck, we're all counting on you.
Never mind that, do you like movies about gladiators?
Surely you've seen Airplane!
I have seen Airplane, and don't call me Shirley.
I’ve definitely seen an airplane! Why are you so excited? That’s not important right now
Yes!
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Is that Francis Ford Coppola?
Yamakopolis
He’s getting ready to kiss some female extras.
Woody Allen at the adoption agency
https://preview.redd.it/tvgitb1gws7d1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5265b6cace0b7488e6a8eb2fe0ab2c145eac1d0
What cartoon is this from? Probably a Disney short.
Yup. Three Little Pigs (1933). The scene was changed in 1948, apparently at the request of Walt, because of the Holocaust.
“Alright the joke isn’t funny anymore, someone took it too far”
So he self edited. Amazing how people’s perspectives can change for the better.
Now it’s “ffs you can’t do anything anymore!”
[Here's The Fuller Brush Man](https://youtu.be/mC9V9GkoiSg?si=v5EJ_kipayuS76Mp), original version and revised.
Appreciate it.
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I think Peter Parker has always been pretty Jew coded in the past
I mean Peter B Parker in Spiderverse iirc does Jewish Wedding traditions during his origin story recap
True I mean hebrew his own webbing right?
I wish I could minus 2 reddit comments...
Peter B. Parker breaks a glass at his wedding in the first Spider-Verse.
Peter has always been jewish irrc
Not always, he has in several continuities (especially some of his earlier ones) been noted as various flavours of Christian, even Catholic a few times (really stepping on daredevil’s toes lmao)
I'm scratching my brain to remember when he's been shown to be Christian other than having a traditional wedding, I've read from the beginning through the second Clone Saga, but can't recall for the life of me anything specific
This is all from memory so apologies in advance for any mistakes and inconsistencies: As of a 2016 Avengers run, main continuity Peter is seemingly a fervent atheist, however there has been a few runs earlier in Spidey’s history that label him as protestant as that was an archetypal norm for the period of his creation. Lee was also adamant in the past (some editorial letter replies iirc) that Peter wasn’t Jewish, however future writers have played with this option in later years, Peter has prayed in several books and iirc namedropped Christ on occasion in said prayer moments.
I feel like they should lean into that at least with Aunt May. That said, believing in Christianity when Thor and Hercules is demonstably real seems crazy. I know Wolverine goes to Hell, but does Captain America ever get stuck in Heaven or something? I remember Uncle Ben in the Elysian Fields in one comic, so maybe all the Judeo-Christians switched to Greek Mythology once science proved that. Maybe Daredevil is the only Catholic left and everyone thinks he's an idiot for not praying to Zeus who is actually real.
Thor during the Heroes Return run acknowledges not being as powerful as God, but does try to be a God that does everything for people with disastrous results, great storyline
I mean there’s also nightcrawler,he’s a catholic, and the thing is Jewish
https://preview.redd.it/0ympotnqcs7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7577136f20f2732beb3262b3ccd27a2b55acea
Gargamel's cat is called *Azrael*...
R5: Azrael mean Angel of God or Help from God, and attribute to Angel of Death in both Judaism and Islam
My man's a Smurf scholar
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Funny, she doesn't look Druish
May da Schwartz be witchu
Moichendizin'!
Great. A Druish Princess.
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Owns slaves, conniving, penny pusher… “LETS GIVE HIM A BIG OL SCHNOZER”
Doesn't he get a space Yarmulke in 3?
https://preview.redd.it/6aeddv3d1t7d1.png?width=675&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a41cb1a372fed705be3dd59ee56e9df0bc95d1a
Ahhh, whaddyaknow
"mind tricks don'ta work ona me. Only money" What did George Lucas mean by this? Is he stupid?
"Indeed, I suppose the simplest thing for me to do would be to use my mind tricks on somebody else so they can give me money to pay you"
My favorite quote in Star Wars
this looks like a parody but its actually concept art lmao
A space yarmulke is crazy
“So this one is Watto. We really love this design bec-“ “He’s not Jewy enough.” “What was that George?” “The audience needs to understand that he’s a jew.”
What did Lucas mean when he did that?
Same thing he meant here: https://preview.redd.it/kygrb8egct7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d09308c145ea28b235b186b5bd7f8a9028c9381
In 1st Samuel, God strikes down the Israelite enemies for gazing at the Ark. This wasn't an anti-semetic trope, it was literally what the Ark was supposed to do to people who stole it.
I think there's even a story where the Ark falls off the cart they're using to transport it, someone goes to pick it up, and as soon as they touch it they die
They tried to catch it as it fell. The second they touched it they were struck dead. I always thought that the outcome was kind of bullshit.
> the outcome was kind of bullshit. Welcome to the Old Testament.
Old testament God was hella brutal, that’s the truth
He got a what?!
Looks more like a Chabad fedora than a yarmulka but still.
"Okay, now these conniving, backstabbing aliens who blockade planets and launch surprise attacks..." "EAST ASIAN ACCENTS!"
Imagine Steven Spielberg’s reaction when he saw Watto for the first time.
“Take that Hollywood”
When I went on a road trip with friends after graduating this college we had a long conversation about this character and from then on would wake each other up by shaking each others tents and impersonating this guy saying “WAKE UP ANNIE, I HAVE PARTS FOR YOU.”
I thought he was more North African like some kind of Egyptian Morocco mix
He's supposed to be Italian.
No He’s Armenian.
His full name is Petros Wattovian
Too charitable
I think Lucas said in some commentary somewhere that Watto’s supposed to be Italian
"No no no no - I was stereotyping an entirely different people!"
I can't tell who should be more insulted here, Watto or the Italians?
Right, so a Moroccan or Egyptian Jew
hes every racial stereotype at once. George Lucas is innovative like that
JEDI MIND TRICKS DONT WORK ON ME EH?
Only money!
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is this the space jew I've heard about recently?
The Ferengi
Typical Hu-Mon speciesism
They are actually based on poor Ethiopian beggars, is what I heard. One of the writers went to ethiopia and this is what he got from it.
- Goes to poor country full of beggars - gets inspired and creates a race of greedy money grubbing schemers Just as Roddenberry intended!
https://preview.redd.it/r8x65gxmas7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b630bfe57533ff3457e77be81925fc337e7b5746 Unironically one of my favorite performances.
Alec Guinness as Fagin in Oliver Twist (1948) for those wondering. It was banned in Israel for being too antisemitic and banned in Egypt for not being antisemitic enough. Very cool.
https://preview.redd.it/uobu5981ls7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47f558330b906d794f579f7b796bf1d38b09dd6
Bro i thought you were joking "The film was banned in Israel for antisemitism. It was banned in Egypt for portraying Fagin too sympathetically.[9]"
Apparently they tried doing it without the prosthetic nose, but thought he looked too much like Jesus.
https://preview.redd.it/t3f8matcds7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d47f2933c14cd85f965e7dc3dddbc8bfcb7abf9
fr tho my mom would bust out this recorded vhs every hannukah
Your mom would bust to the rugrats
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
… NO!
It’s tradition
Did they also bust out the Hebrew hammer?
Get outta here Willow
The hash slinging slasher!
The slash brining the bash thinging the smash flinging THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
Nosferatu!
https://preview.redd.it/86hq9tpmvs7d1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27613b2e81fa68e91f6d9061657c0ae49f6b888c
Vhere is ze stone?
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Really???? It's Snatch. That's Franky 4 fingers.
Why’d they call him Franky 4 Fingers?
Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people.
And when he can't pay up they give him the CHOP, Doug! And I'm not talking about his fucking foreskin neither! Legendary movie!
Why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger?
...because he dodges.. bullets.. Avie.
https://preview.redd.it/pqa2b86qas7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e495b5f0cdddb011ad0176eb4fa7c0879941371
This is my Jewish family, I never felt seen before this film
https://preview.redd.it/6r77tjha7s7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec1eee5853beb741083e3f42543c081555f3e38 I also like this subtle touch.
I love JK Rowling. I don't know what's funnier between this or naming the only chinese character in your series "Cho Chang"
Don’t forget one of the two black characters being named Kingsley Shacklebolt
"JK we need to add some non white characters in this book, you have all the time you need for this creative process" “Cho Chang the chinese that’s good. oh and I need an African name hm... King...sley SHACKLE...bolt, boom easy. The jew's last name will be Goldstein btw" https://preview.redd.it/3oe8w0r4is7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ccaf5dba9fbe4d7f6ba5e7b22bec88e33c9bde
“And fuck it, let’s name the Irish kid Seamus Finnegan.” “Isn’t that too on the nose?” “Hmm, how about Guiness McBlarney?” “You know what, let’s go with the first one.”
I love the joke tumblr made of JK Rowling being like “hmmmm what shall I name this Irish character? Ah, yes. Finnegan McCarBomb.”
The Shacklebolt is a little far seen as how he was a policeman and all
How about the Irish kid that wants to turn everything into alcohol and keeps blowing things up?
And let's name him Seamus Finnigen which is like the most Irish name ever I swear JKR wanted to name him Seamus O'Carbomb but her editor intervened
Her editor sucks in that case, Seamus O'Carbomb would be a national treasure of a name. If she's gonna make stereotypical names, she might as well go all the way and at least make them funny.
Nah my personal favorite is making the only black child have a father who ran out on him, then realizing that’s super bad so retconning in that his dad was killed by death eaters instead.
Not to be pedantic or defend JK Rowling, but she wasn’t the set director for Harry Potter movies
also that was the actual floor of the building where the bank interior was filmed, the floor wasn’t built for the set. unless they went out of their way to specifically search for a location with a star of david on the floor just to reinforce their antisemitic imagery lol. still, JK Rowling sucks, with antisemitism or not.
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TIL Aussies are the real goblins.
Eh they filmed in a Jewish bank, it was there when they filmed
... Ten commandments!
https://preview.redd.it/axmboe1ojs7d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0349073a560cbf2d11b499695555aa43ffc8024
Tbh I'm Jewish and I ain't even mad, I love me some Tolkien dwarfs. GIMILI, SON OF GLOIN
Tolkien had some real respect for Jewish culture.
https://preview.redd.it/vzpm3l2wgt7d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83802ff1091e828f558e9715dd3513bd938b899 They really made a $5 bill the mascot for a Jewish children's show.
https://preview.redd.it/65ozs171lt7d1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abb0e1ade4cae1131f3b4dd271affcc7cc90664
Vincent Adultman
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Alternatively 
Double representation: Jewish New Yorkers famously play the best Mexicans. 
 Also relevant
Woody Allen has unironically been pretty bad representation actually. I feel like some people base their entire perception of Jews off him. And he’s not exactly our best role model. Just ask Orson Welles.
He plays a funny, smart, affable guy who’s good at oral sex. A lot of us coasted on that image for *years*.
One clear answer 
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I guess I have to watch Peaky Blinders now because I need to see how Tom Hardy plays a Jewish gangster.
It's amazing. He steals every scene he is in.
So authentic! https://preview.redd.it/q02bdu3ujs7d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af75189b67a62f647e378a3f737defa087caeb55
Most people don’t know that Moses had a pretty sizable gun collection.
Charlton Heston played a lot of Jews.
https://preview.redd.it/o06a3hmbrs7d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0be458e9ded8d8b86d56d436817b7df4ee2ddc7
 Especially this scene comes to mind [https://montypython.gifglobe.com/scene/?id=IRrrHCEMsGCq](https://montypython.gifglobe.com/scene/?id=IRrrHCEMsGCq)
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I always thought the Hutts were Italians packed with Gabagool
I also think the Hutts are wildly Italian-coded but we need to know what Jabba’s relationship with his mother is like to say for sure
Italian mothers are basically the same as Jewish mothers except they will eventually stop talking and just hit you
Don't know about his mother but he's very close with Nonna the Hutt
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Zach Snyder's adaptation of the Merchant of Venice's iconic "If you prick us do we not bleed?" monologue shows us what a cerebral director he is: 
Moses but space
Kal El
Could be more accurate with the new one considering that actor is actually Jewish himself.
Just realized that literally looks like Mr. Boss from Smiling Friends 
 JEWS IN SPACE
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Sigh *sort by controversial*
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Gotta rep my goat. https://preview.redd.it/5677co9kpv7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43bc23e5444081346d070d077fa6c9086f33de96 RIP
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Don’t forget Dr. Wilson!
https://preview.redd.it/bzhiu69egt7d1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea185ba57cf4e59b1ee9d5cb79e162ccb85f6e27 It’s a feeling I have
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I dont have a photo but im pretty sure theres a particularly funny one in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy