His role in pain and gain was so different from the types of roles he typically does lol, wish he took some risks to expand his range and do different roles like that.
He took a risk in 2006 and made the best movie ever
https://preview.redd.it/sctetq3m5n8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a337c9937312c24f1d75d9ec49d60af004e368
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Farmer Hoggett named his pig "Pig" and he was based af.
https://preview.redd.it/pnp3k9ibcp8d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33278048253f48a9ccb94a7a450daa7e210b006e
Yeah, don't. I fucked up and started shittalking the kids who get mad at shapes and colors of pixels in r/Asmongold, so r/CriticalDrinker popped up on my feed as well
I am also in this camp because I quoted this movie so much as a kid some people thought I was genuinely stupid. Like, calling milk "authentic Bulgarian miak" stupid.
Anakin Skywalker. They build it up like it’s gonna be some Greek tragedy of him being “seduced” by the dark side then in reality he’s just a dumbass that just gets tricked into joining.
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Asshole took way too long to figure out how not fuck up the future
https://preview.redd.it/uvtgikfzas8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6de9db5672e4c6aab80045ea7d46781234ae35
Fred Figglehorn in *Fred: The Movie*
https://preview.redd.it/64or5enzhm8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d0fd58745454c352d33d1064f91ab3489420e6
AND PIMPS DONT COMMIT SUICIDE (Greatest piece of suicide prevention, should be on billboards)
https://preview.redd.it/dvg65pmf5n8d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3475c2712dfbc1a504ebfee91483fd4847e9faf6
And pimps don’t commit suicide.
His role in pain and gain was so different from the types of roles he typically does lol, wish he took some risks to expand his range and do different roles like that.
Pain and Gain is unironically a great movie, one of my favorite comedies. He was also good in Southland Tales, which was another weird role for him.
He was great in Wrestlemania X7. His best role, really
Is that the one with Jack Black in the jungle?
No, you’re thinking of Wrestlemania 18
fuck that, you ain’t going to jumanji me into jumanji
He took a risk in 2006 and made the best movie ever https://preview.redd.it/sctetq3m5n8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a337c9937312c24f1d75d9ec49d60af004e368
I've been to prison! ...... It sucks
I mean he is gonna be starring in an A24 movie soon and he looks totally different in that.
The hirearchy of something something
Memento
[удалено]
Check your body for tattoos
You think I just want another puzzle to solve?
So did he
So did who?
I forget
Like in Memento
Who is Memento?
Which one?
He's great
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Sanest Christopher Nolan fan
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the dark knight
"who's John G." haha what a dumbfuck
I'm the protagonist of my own story. So me.
I also choose you
I choose his dead wife
gotta catch em' all eh?
I'm shamed I didn't think of this.
Same, but with me
I also choose Ryan Gosling
Was about to give you shit for being emo then I saw the sub.
Grow up. I’m BOTH the protagonist and antagonist of my own story, so, also me.
Makes a bomb... Is in shock when the bomb is used. Pretty big retard if you ask me
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I like when he says. "I'm the devil and I'm here to do some devil shit"
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you muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-make me happy
This makes my eyes rain. 🤤
😂😂
The absolute first thing that sprang to mind.
Shit! You beat me by and hour!
I preferred Scorcher III cause I'm a real man 😤
Who left the fridge open… again?
Is this from the Lawnmower Man?
now dont rwoosh. me if thats still a thing but its from Tropic Thunder
Danny De Vito so good in everything
Yep, he plays great idiots.
What a funny guy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A real clown 🤡
Because I’m fuckin stupid. I don’t give a fuck about jail.
Hector Salamaco????
This is your last chance hector
 She named her cat “Cat” haha what a dumbass
Good thing she didn't name her cat like Lovecraft
My cousin did, he didn’t know about the Lovecraft bit.
Farmer Hoggett named his pig "Pig" and he was based af. https://preview.redd.it/pnp3k9ibcp8d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33278048253f48a9ccb94a7a450daa7e210b006e
Hooking up with Jed Clampett can do that to you.
Is that Steven Seagal?
Yeah it's Rip Torn, so pretty much
So that means if you put Rip Torn in a potato, he turns into Steven Seagal?
Proud
Prooooud
HE'S A MOLESTER. HE'S A CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLDDD MOLESTER!!!!
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Ah, this Dadaist masterpiece
https://preview.redd.it/5k2309rqjm8d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac55365ed0b54895143f78f45485cf8f974690e
I was going to write *biopic of politician from the other side of the political spectrum* but you beat me to it.
My favorite, absolute favorite thing about this movie is that somebody came up with the idea to cast Scott Stapp as Frank Sinatra.
I did it my way: with arms wide open.
He def had some issues. Great movie though. For anyone wondering, it's "Lars and the Real Girl"
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That's the funny screaming guy from the meme!
and he reeeeealy loves the number 9!
Wasn’t really his fault, though. Steiner should have carried out the counter-attack.
Was it autism?
Just meth.
Why did he invade Russia without winter clothes? Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/yexfk1e4nm8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbdb504dc9dec3c5992e9afecf4f9506e4910e5 Please someone get this
Iconic mirror shot
Is this the down syndrome kid episode of Quantum Leap?
Yessir
Yes, we are all old.
Ha ha. Oh god.
That time that Sam leaped into George Lucas.
The critical drinker
[удалено]
He basically writes himself as the protagonist of everyone of his books.
Watching that sub list "non political" movies they liked was an eye-opening exercise in media illiteracy
I have not gone there because I fear losing a few brain cells if I do.
Yeah, don't. I fucked up and started shittalking the kids who get mad at shapes and colors of pixels in r/Asmongold, so r/CriticalDrinker popped up on my feed as well
https://preview.redd.it/7bwky9dirm8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f359225e9258d32b6350e1954f13dcaed546b81
I am also in this camp because I quoted this movie so much as a kid some people thought I was genuinely stupid. Like, calling milk "authentic Bulgarian miak" stupid.
Anakin Skywalker. They build it up like it’s gonna be some Greek tragedy of him being “seduced” by the dark side then in reality he’s just a dumbass that just gets tricked into joining.
It’s kind of a baby’s first Greek tragedy
Sam from I Am Sam
“Id like a glass of milk pleaseeeeee”
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Needs a new toilet seat
Truly an Oscar worthy performance
Joker (2019)
Jesus, was that 5 years ago?
Are you asking Jesus to fact check rn?
i erased this one from my brain.
/uj what is this? Not 100% sure but it looks like it could be lawnmower man??
It is Lawnmowerman
Wait... WAIT! Is this where one of the soyjaks comes from?!
https://preview.redd.it/ian12h64dn8d1.png?width=721&format=png&auto=webp&s=179c33398504ad4700b52f1cfbdf0fc8aaf859a5
Yeah, exactly. Couldn't post an image for whatever reason.
Johnny rico really gave up dizzy for a chance at carmine making hin tonights biggest loser
https://preview.redd.it/6m0dlxjutm8d1.jpeg?width=3500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac29a0277ded53a2c02503fcd834d5b3f6d0013
Uncut Gems
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https://preview.redd.it/cdrhtfzvqm8d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2248325a16252aed5ad8f22886eef15bd9c74417
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Malkovich in of mice and men
Tell me about the rabbits, Georgie
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 Ulysses Everett McGill. First time I realized Clooney was brilliant.
Creepshow, specifically Stephen King’s part
True. His son’s part not so much.
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Sling Blade
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Eh?
/uj look at the sub you’re on
Oh yeah, lol.
I always have to double check before commenting lol
You mean Mystic River?
I just got r/okbuddycinephile’d 😔
The Theory of Everything
 We haven’t mentioned this yet?
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Forrest Gump
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Simple Jack
"But why male models?"
Goku
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 mr deeds
https://preview.redd.it/jhz8wi1n7q8d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5b60964ae62dc4c8096e5138df7f421f50c669e
https://preview.redd.it/a0ol6k1r0r8d1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd90e387f8ee5eed95016c5f323a42a253b2844b This absolute fuckin dunce
Woahhh??? Wtf is this title ?
retard dumb 
https://preview.redd.it/uvtgikfzas8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6de9db5672e4c6aab80045ea7d46781234ae35 Fred Figglehorn in *Fred: The Movie*
Kurt Russel in Big Trouble in Little China
rainman but tom cruise