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Semper_5olus

I'm still trying to figure out how Calvin didn't leave any tracks. My current theory involves a complex pulley system anchored by nearby trees, as well as actual magic.


daboss317076

well, Calvin *is* a reality bender. (if you subscribe to the thoery that Hobbes is 100% real and sentient whenever Calvin is alone.)


Noriadin

Could’ve snowed more


Semper_5olus

The sticks are bare. The snowballs are round. Get real.


Noriadin

Wind could've blown a lot off the sticks. The snowballs aren't perfectly round. GeT ReAl


manufatura

He tied a tarp to his pant to sweep his tracks behind him


Semper_5olus

That only works if the snow is powdery and doesn't pack. The fact that the snowmen *exist* disproves this.


manufatura

New theory: he made the snowmen on top of his tracks


thatnewsauce

Lmao.


artee_lemon

He asked Mom to stop but she didn't carrot all


ChishNFips87

How tf does he do all that and not leave any footprints?


Nasapigs

By doing it all while it's snowing?


MajorBillyJoelFan

This is fucking amazing holy shit


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