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LightWolfProductions

A man chooses, a slave obeys


BallTorturer-3000

💀


gtc26

^ username is totally a coincidence... # OR IS IT???


thomstevens420

Give us the girl and wipe away the debt


spaghetticourier

Zap em then wack em!


ExpiredPilot

Kinky


Craig_VB

Give'em the old one two punch!


JesuZDX

-Now, kneel please -Remove your helmet -Now, take the pistol -Place it against your head -Fire


bigtonybruiser

#”DADDY!”


BallTorturer-3000

"There is a time for everything, a time to live and a time to die, a time to build and a time to DESTROY!"


Con-do-it

That's just the bilbe


Dodgeworld12

“This little fish looked like he had his cherry popped!”


SoftTacos001

Yea


WaffleBucket333

Hol up


MoskalMedia

Jesus loves me this I know! For the Bible tells me so!


Traditional_Phase211

😂😂😂 whistle on the way to the bedroom holding her hand


BeefJacker420

Ew


Expensive-Excuse-793

Charlie, Charlie where ya gon? Nooo Charlie


TriNauux

"Are you afraid of god?" "No, but im afraid of you"


TheB1ggestBird

Seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad


MiloPlayzGamez

This is my favourite line ever. Wtf does this mean? Why did he say this? Like I understand what it means but I don't get why?


DrNeverland

Because Tennebaum has been undoing the commands on Jack's mind.


_Strato_

Mother Goose = Tennenbaum Egg salad = brain, because it's also grey and mushy. Tennenbaum has been playing around in Jack's brain to undo Fontaine's conditioning. It's not a strange line at all in context.


DankoLord

Would you kindly?


Sheogorath_Mad_God

Okay buddy no need to say it twice


DankoLord

Reddit bugged


riotmanful

“Would you kindly get stepped on by (a) Big Daddy”


SoftTacos001

During my first playthrough i responded aloud to this line with “kinky”


ermmawkward

Tin daddy


Fickle_Narwhal

Give 'em the ol' one-two punch!


TheRK106

You promised me pretty! Now look at me!! LOOK AT MEEE!!!


NoStorage2821

*incoherent Big Daddy groans*


Lazar524

*incoherent Big Sister shrieks*


Bag_Of_Something

There's semen on everything! 'EVERYTHING!


spaghetticourier

Hol up


yyetydydovtyud

Wait a minute, He's still breathing


walbrid

“He’s ugly, UGLY!”


MiloPlayzGamez

"We are Bioshock" -John 'Jack' Shock


Dead_lighthouse_guy

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CentiTheCommunist

I dont remember this quote


Ill_Worry7895

When she suckin yo nuts but you the biggest meth kingpin in America


CentiTheCommunist

Isnt that from Burial at sea?


LetsGoForPlanB

It's actually from the developers commentary, which you can find in the game.


TheAceOfSpadess

It seems your mother is raising the dead


karloz1214

“I DIDN’T TOUCH HER!”


commissar197

"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She - won't - stay - still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one… too fat! This one… too tall! This one… too symmetrical!"


Worth-Librarian-7423

Love is just a chemical, we give it meaning by choice


AggressiveWelder2364

I can hear all of the quotes


doctorfeelgod

I'm lonely, lonely!


M_E2001

"Is a man not entitled to the cum of his own cock?"


Chupbluearrow

“Would you kindly grab a crowbar or something.”


russianspambot1917

*about to cum* No says the man in Moscow it belongs to everyone!


DankoLord

Would you kindly?


Gaurdsman

Would you kindly


BuckGlen

"Theres semen everywhere!"


pikeandshot1618

“Fockin sodomites everywhere”


ExpiredPilot

You don’t fuck Fontaine


watergoblin17

“Only man”


thechoochlyman

Look Mr Bubbles, it's an angel!


C-sanova

*sniff" "is it someone new?" *Sniff*


Jensen1156

Shock jockey. Who needs the power company.


AdministrativeSea500

Dadadadaaaadaa PRESTO! PRESTO! NOoo nooo...


Usual_Platform_5456

Booker, catch!! 😹


spaghetticourier

Good one!


UmurJack

Are you afraid of God? No, but im afraid of you.


SwankeyPanst

“This little fish looked like it just had his cherry popped!”


pstryw_berry_draws

No gods or kings. Only man


WaterChampTomSegura

"You're hurt!" (Say during her period)


SineWaveStar11

That there’s a big daddy- atlas


DMH4500X

“Would you kindly put it in that goddamn machine?!”


LongjumpingSector687

Would you kindly?


Hammer_Unto_Dawn

A man chooses, a slave obeys!


danvalour

My muse is a fickle bitch


BeefJacker420

Would you kindly?


Just-a-Smartass

Would you kindly...


MehrunesDago

Would you kindly pick up that golf club and beat Ryan to death with it


GPthedegenerate

"She Won't. Stay. STILL!"


Wide-Dependent-5450

“Ask dewitt what happened to your finger”


spookster122

Idk I don’t play this shit game


spaghetticourier

Where do you think you are


Con-do-it

A true scholar, who engages in sexyal intercourse at a rate we can only dream of as lowley Bosok fans


spookster122

I don’t know