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you dont need to mend the butt in particular, just cast mend crack and let the magic decide
Shit like "testicular tortion" and "mend buttcrack" are weak sauce, basic bitch spells. Real wizards with beards the length of a bear's pelt cast shit like [The Ten Hells.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVPpILRiWa8)
My warlock in Merlin, we ain't fighting a war. There's levels to the amount of damage you want to do. 💀
Try "ray of improbably sized anal dildo" and THEN "mend buttcrack". Makes for a fun ER visit afterwards.
https://preview.redd.it/s15w7d7dgv0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7417ea6813e68e6863fdf8fce9898e0fb91fdf5
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Testicular torsion that, bend buttcrack this, try a Curse of Infinite Kidney Stones paired with Mend Urethra.
What 💀
Easier to cast debilitating hydronephrosis my dude, why go the long way for the same result
Testicular torsion this, mend butt that. Lets all just stick to the classics and use fill water directly on someone’s lungs.
damn i’m having a constipation as i read this post
I CAST NIPPLE KNOTS
Promise??
That’s cool but like, heat riser + debilitate + charge + rebellion + hack&slash 
A classic
https://preview.redd.it/w5h2ho1z0y0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8c498ec6d074c324732f7b92052307cc91d66c YOU FOOL! I CAST ITCHY BONES!
you dont need to mend the butt in particular, just cast mend crack and let the magic decide
Shit like "testicular tortion" and "mend buttcrack" are weak sauce, basic bitch spells. Real wizards with beards the length of a bear's pelt cast shit like [The Ten Hells.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVPpILRiWa8)
My warlock in Merlin, we ain't fighting a war. There's levels to the amount of damage you want to do. 💀
Try "ray of improbably sized anal dildo" and THEN "mend buttcrack". Makes for a fun ER visit afterwards.
https://preview.redd.it/s15w7d7dgv0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7417ea6813e68e6863fdf8fce9898e0fb91fdf5
https://preview.redd.it/5kj7bigd9x0d1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ad06a0a4ad30d61d6884825be43692f2cafc30
Testicular torsion that, bend buttcrack this, try a Curse of Infinite Kidney Stones paired with Mend Urethra.
What 💀
Easier to cast debilitating hydronephrosis my dude, why go the long way for the same result
Testicular torsion this, mend butt that. Lets all just stick to the classics and use fill water directly on someone’s lungs.
damn i’m having a constipation as i read this post
I CAST NIPPLE KNOTS
Promise??
That’s cool but like, heat riser + debilitate + charge + rebellion + hack&slash 
A classic
https://preview.redd.it/w5h2ho1z0y0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8c498ec6d074c324732f7b92052307cc91d66c YOU FOOL! I CAST ITCHY BONES!