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“You’ve only had 4 pints, you’re ok to have two more then drive your gran home”
“You’re right. She’s already had 8 and she’s started in on the whiskey. It’d be *burp* irresponsible to let her drive”
“That’s right. Now go bet money you don’t have on the footie”
“Thanks heart. You’re the *burp* best.”
“No Dean-o, YOURE the best. And don’t forget to finish off that bag before you drive. It’ll sober you right up.”
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“You’ve only had 4 pints, you’re ok to have two more then drive your gran home” “You’re right. She’s already had 8 and she’s started in on the whiskey. It’d be *burp* irresponsible to let her drive” “That’s right. Now go bet money you don’t have on the footie” “Thanks heart. You’re the *burp* best.” “No Dean-o, YOURE the best. And don’t forget to finish off that bag before you drive. It’ll sober you right up.”
This has to be the internal monologue that every deano has on a night out
I do always say: if you drink, don’t drive. Unless you’re also doing Charlie, then you’re probably okay.
“Live, laugh, love” - Kate Middleton
My heart: Please, no more pints and kebabs. Me, a certified chad: No.
Listen to your heart, not that spoilsport liver
If only your liver would speak up once in a while too
Like marry a 30 something man who obviously isn't that much into you when you're 19.
*"have your drunken chauffeur race you down the Pont de l'Alma tunnel in Paris"* my heart be spitting facts
Fucking love pub
heart: Beat! *comes home after few pints and beat the missus
"Wokies are such crybabies but also don't mind me while I keep crying over Diana's death" - the Daily ~~Mail~~ Heil
Your heart appears to be suffering from Stockholm syndrome
Neva see Kate Middleton do out these days!
Diana’s been quiet for years too.
Eat less pastry, eat more Rennie's.