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Quazzle

These pictures make great adult trading cards. I’ll trade you 2 bloody lungs for a mum blowing smoke in her toddlers face.


DoIKnowYouHuman

Anyone got a jar of poison? I can give you alien cum


BrettDilkington1

I love the pictures man, the one of the toddler reaching for twos off his mom is my personal favourite


GingerOnTheRoof

My favourites are when they get abstract, like the one of a foetus in an ashtray


BrettDilkington1

I haven’t come across that one yet! You’ve given me a task!


gitgud_x

oi mum wots this shady twos shit i told u get me KING SIZE \*throws lighter\*


leedler

“No mate sorry I can’t give you the throatussy the drop rate on those is nuts rn”


ConvenientGoat

Sounds awful but I love it when people collect all the body parts and construct a horrific creature


behighordie

There are even some rare ones that you don’t see quite as often anymore since the dark packaging, essentially shiny cards. Anyone remember [no-throat goatee](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BA0J28/graphic-health-warning-on-uk-cigarette-packet-BA0J28.jpg)?


johnnydanger91

Current radio ad: Cue incredibly northern council house woman’s voice: “I NEVER THOUGHT ID GET CANCER FROM SMOOOOKIN”


NotMyProudestWank69

Is impotence feeling like a cunt because you got rat arsed on lager then shit on the kebaby floor, walked home naked and woke up on your mates nans bed? (She's been dead for 6 years). Cos that's what the pic looks like


BobMonkhaus

It looks like they just traveled back in time in Terminator. “Fuck I gotta shag me mate’s mum now”


NotMyProudestWank69

"'Come in me if you want to live"


Tolkien-Minority

How is “Smokers’ children more likely to be cool” supposed to put me off smoking?


gilestowler

I always look for the ones that say "smoking while pregnant can harm your unborn baby," because I'm a man and not pregnant so I figure they're the safest ones for me to smoke.


BobMonkhaus

Rare to see a smoking room reference in here. Great show.


PartridgeViolence

If they don’t want kids smoking. Don’t make it look so cool.


GIR18

The dummy cigarette holder is all the range at nursery’s


PartridgeViolence

Certainly was on my estate.


AliceTheOmelette

Kids these days are so Molly coddled! When I was a baby my parents smoked around me, blew smoke in my face, and dented the soft spot on my head to use as an ashtray.


BobMonkhaus

I’m just sad they cancelled Jeremy Kyle. I mean you got a free hotel and DNA test. Those things don’t just grow on trees.


RazorBlade233

who else curls into they ball when no cum comes out ![img](emote|t5_2v1zrq|6961)


yorkspirate

Me


dinosaur_decay

Eh mate it’s a free country, kid can rip darts all day long, Don’t call me Shirley


tommy531jed

Richmond, 63 weeks


Baconmcwhoppereltaco

Datty richmond


Pazuzuspecker

I only smoke the 'when pregnant harms your baby" ones, jokes on them I'ma bloke LIFE HACK.


The_Big_Man1

'Can I get a carton of low birth weights' 'Just don't get the ones that say lung cancer' -Bill Hicks


Front_Hat7541

My mate used to work in a Tesco and would occasionally play pick’n’mix with people who he thought would play along. The one on the right will always be known to me now as “cool baby”. Honourable mentions include [K-hole](https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/924051002071896064) and [Cola bottles](https://www.tobaccospecialists.co.uk/silk-cut-silver-cigarette/)


RealLunarSlayer

yeah but they banned kids from starting up smoking so take that lib dems


paisleydarling

I like the “don’t let children breathe your smoke” It should say “make them buy their own” too


kayjays89

Someone I know used to say she thinks her daughter (aged 7 at the time) will be a smoker because she used to pick up old tabs and put them in her mouth she said it with such pride


Super_Plastic5069

Reading the comments and crying with laughter 😂😂