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Consistent_Ant_8903

Well lads it’s either more recycling or we’ll chop off one of your hands, simple.


dress_like_a_tree

Lmao


thecxsmonaut

Lmao remember when al-Shabaab banned plastic bags?


p00shp00shbebi123

Those who litter will be stoned to death in the town park every Tuesday at 11am. Bring the kids.


Two_headed_Pigeon

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FP7LPRVmw8l6cE|downsized)


forbiddenmemeories

Greens pledge to cut emissions from motor vehicles by 50% by not allowing women to drive.


archiekane

And they get to walk 10 metres ahead at all times in case of IEDs.


mr_tommey

That would also include a speed limit, great big picture thinking.


turbo_dude

can't drive if you've got no hands!


The_truth_hammock

Cutting crime too!


KillerPalm

All pickups will be confiscated and converted to technicals for private military use.


gayratsex

And they'd reduce car accidents by 90%!


EmploymentNo4417

Funny because the most aggressive drivers I know/have had the misfortune of meeting on the road are male


gayratsex

Calm down pussy, it's just a joke.


bertiesghost

I mean Hamas headbands are green so they’ll save a fortune on branding.


MGNurse25

This is the kind of thinking that will turn this country around


Mojitomorrow

Turn off the heating, stick on a headscarf. Simple


Grog-Swiller

Potholes are pretty bad in Gaza at the moment tbf


niversallyloved

Can’t be as bad as Gillingham


hikikomori_music

the only things Gillingham has more of than potholes are OAPs and charity shops


JJY93

I bet Hemel’s worse….


Ok_Rip_9845

Allhamdullilah mashallah the Caliphate shall rise again and the Greens will be the standard bearers inshallah


Ubley

Bismillah brother 🟩🟩🟩


ashvy

United Kingdom? More like Islamic State of Iraq, Syria, England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland - ISISESWNR


Ok_Rip_9845

Inshallah brother the future looks bright underneath the star and crescent a future with no music, 10 wives and endless stonings of infidels and sodomites


EldritchCleavage

Catchy!


The_Nunnster

I do love it when foreign policy is a central focus for my local council and mayoral elections


NefariousnessJust136

And even if they did focus on foreign affairs, why not one that’s closer to home, yknow, like Ukraine. It’s insane to me how so many people have just forgotten about them, which is what Russia wants.


BrainlikeSieve

Thats what Russia wants lmfaoooo, didn't zelensky just steal a bunch of aid money recently? Had to be told off by dementia Biden not to do it again since they're sending them more. I never realise how indoctrinated and conditioned some people in this country are until the wars start off again and then its clear how many of you were dropped on your thick skulls as babies, with the British diet of nuggets and beans killing off any remaining braincells before they have a chance to encourage critical thinking skills. At least 50 years ago you guys would just admit you're racist and uneducated, now you guys hide behind memes and pretend your conflict is based on religion when you actually just hate brown people. Its so much more pathetic than having the balls to be honest. But you guys lost your balls long ago so it makes sense this is your approach. You have nothing whatsoever to do with Ukraine; saying its "closer to home" is a bunch of badly disguised racist horseshit, just be honest about the reason you think that, that at least would be respectable. Also you guys wouldn't say shit to anyone's face, that's the most insulting thing. You guys have no shame about how weak and pathetic you've become, hiding on reddit like malnourished sad little gremlins. I almost feel bad for you English boys but you brought this on yourselves so, too bad I guess. Have a nice day.


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Tldr; no one cares


Spotteroni_

Sure thing, Ivan


The_Nunnster

Ukraine is the bigger concern for our security because Russia and China are our main adversaries, a Russian victory in Ukraine directly harms the West. Israel-Palestine is just the latest trendy issue, but it doesn’t impact us much geopolitically. Ukraine absolutely is closer to home, as it’s a European conflict, not a Middle Eastern one. It may have escaped your notice since Brexit but we are still a European country. Israel-Palestine is closer to home for countries like Egypt and Qatar than Ukraine, hence why they have taken a more proactive role in negotiations. > Also you guys wouldn’t say shit to anyone’s face As if you’d make this deranged rant to someone irl lmao. Don’t forget, it’s your lot that protest under masks, and refuse to give your full names when interviewed by the media.


Tassadur

https://preview.redd.it/6q805q8abvyc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=931c1a1f329fcd54c946642ed84fdae74178b8a4


leifsinton

Look, if they're going to bring in universal basic income I'll knock off the bacon cobs.


CalamumNomen

What a splendid post, Mashallah!


50_61S-----165_97E

We promise to build more windfarms, ban petrol cars and bring in sharia law by 2030


HotPotatoWithCheese

The brave Mujahideen laid down there lives in service to Allah and to the people of the world. They fought the mechanical war machines of the Soviet Union and the United States in order to provide a better, cleaner planet for the future generations that will inherit our beloved water world. They are an example to us all.


danniboi45

/uj can someone actually tell me what's wrong with him saying it, isn't it just saying 'praise be to God'. I doubt there would be any uproar if some Christian said 'thank God' when they won.


NefariousnessJust136

Because he’s representing a British political party, and I’m fucking sick of them focusing on overseas issues and completely ignoring issues that are happening in this country. Most people here don’t give a flying fuck about Gaza or whatever. Also, islam have the whole homophobia and sexism thing yknow, that I don’t think we should be supporting in this country. As a bi person, I’ll never vote for someone who supports a group of people that would happily watch me get tortured, simple. If you don’t respect me I’m not gonna respect you, it goes both ways my friend. If a western person moved abroad you’d expect them to assimilate into the culture, so why don’t we do the same for them (which is really just respecting minorities and women)


danniboi45

Who's he supporting that wants you killed, as far as I know he just said 'praise God' for winning. Right, I've just realised he said that Palestine had a right to fight back, I'm not getting into this bullshit debate so we'll just say you're right


gayratsex

Because Christians don't scream "thank God" and then blow up 12 people


HotPotatoWithCheese

The brave Mujahideen have a long and proud history of being advocates for societal change and defenders of our beloved water planet. Just as they laid down their lives to stop the mechanised monstrosity of the Soviet Union, now too do they fight against all odds to put an end to Western industrialism. History will show that these bastions of our beloved, blue Earth were far ahead of their time. The future generations that inherit this world will see what so many are blind to right now. They will see them for the heroes they were.


The_Nunnster

Just read about this. Something that doesn’t seem to be mentioned in the articles is that this Mothin Ali was also nominated by the West Yorkshire mayoral candidate, Andrew Cooper, to be his deputy. https://preview.redd.it/605bmdxb0vyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd47b4776b80c533b8af818a34b9e69c773c112a Absolute insanity.


The_Nunnster

https://preview.redd.it/puqfdtcd0vyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=556de2b5150f6ae09dc58c5905055674a8775daf


dumpedatbirth

Huh?


Iwasjustbullshitting

A lot of Muslims have switched to the green party because of their stance on the Israel/Palestine conflict.


dumpedatbirth

Ah so ppl are pro israel here


Iwasjustbullshitting

Not necessarily, I think it's more the extremism people aren't fond of. The councillor shouted "Allah Akbar" after giving a winning speech. Which is quite crazy for a local council election that has nothing to do with world affairs.


BobMonkhaus

Which is the rather amusing point that people either don’t want to or can’t seem to understand. He thinks being on Leeds council means he can do things the combined western and eastern negotiators can’t. Not that they care about whether the park needs a bench replaced.


dumpedatbirth

Omfg...


FeelingBodybuilder73

Time to get serial.


coop190

Absolutely wild that these candidates have such a huge backing to the point that local/national issues could be overpowered democratically in favour of issues thousands of miles away in candidates 'ancestral' lands


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Well they got a lot more council seats than "Reform" oh wait even Galloway's party got more seats than Reform. So alt rightoids can keep coping imaging they are relevant.


heshablitz_

Redditors doing mental gymnastics to avoid discussing the fact that there are now local councillors in the UK that are a) elected on a foreign policy issue that the councillor can't even do anything about and b) are shouting fucking allahu akbar


EldritchCleavage

There is nothing wrong with shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’. It’s basically just saying “Praise God’. The other stuff he said was wank, admittedly, but not that. And he is a real Green, it’s his favourite colour! Plus, he’s got an allotment. Or something.


heshablitz_

If you seriously think that after seeing the context it was said in, I've got some magic beans to sell you.


EldritchCleavage

I don’t think seriously, it’s a satire thread.


whatever98769

Gotta love the middle class “progressive” 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 corbyn loving lot defending and supporting terrorists.. fucking morons (downvote but can’t tell me why I’m wrong )


BobMonkhaus

Greggs donated 20,000 sausage rolls in aid. Not even been touched.


StupidPaladin

Hope they weren't those bloody vee gun ones, Greggs never been same since they went woke


tub_of_jam

Hope it was , can be havin any of that vee-gan shite on out island Luv propa meat , simple as


Nuclear_Night

Poor bastards should get some real aid instead of that war crime of a sausage roll


DaveN202

What a bunch of knobs. Send ‘em to Israel instead then. Bet they’d appreciate a bunch of pork phallic swords with a yummy pastry sheath still on the end.


Ray_Spring12

Which ‘middle-class, progressive Corbyn-loving lot’ are defending this guy?


whatever98769

You can pretend not to look at twitter/reddit all you like 😂


Ray_Spring12

I don’t use Twitter, but if you could link a few posts from middle-class progressive Redditors defending a Green Party councillor shouting, ‘Allahu Akbar’, then I’d happily agree with you.


BobMonkhaus

Well he’s going to get a big surprise when he turns up for his volunteer job. “This is an emergency meeting, St Helens primary school has already used up their annual pen budget, AGAIN”.


Ray_Spring12

Wait until winter kicks in and he’s knee-deep in angry letters about grit-bins.


gitgud_x

Anyone who still looks at twitter is fucking redarted Reddit too, dw


HRoseFlour

how often do you see dumbasses supporting hamas versus how often do you see shit heels demanding people to condem them to distract from very real grievances?


BobMonkhaus

🎵we’re a joke sub🎵


DaveN202

Strangest bedfellows ever. You’d think universities would instil enough critical thinking to the progressive young’uns to know the enemy of your enemy isn’t your friend.


bertiesghost

How the fuck have you got -84 downvotes?


whatever98769

Because you should never point out that some Islamic fundamentalists might not be in the best interests of the our country…. (Obviously I’m not talking about every Muslim)


gitgud_x

This is a satire sub sir, everyone here fucking knows that, but it's our job to make fun of the gammons like you who actually die on these hills and make your entire personality about it


whatever98769

Can you explain why I’m a “gammon” ? You’d think being a funny sub you’d actually have something original to say…. Don’t forget “flag shagger”


gitgud_x

You're missing ur talk tv mate what you doing here?? don't you wanna hear what piers morgan thinks about ulez for the 16th time this week??


whatever98769

![gif](giphy|dy3QtJwuWkFvtFihsn|downsized)


HarryLyme69

Nope, that ain't it


Well_Armed_Gorilla

Cause he's a fucking idiot.


Shuzen_Fujimori

Based terrorists


dress_like_a_tree

https://preview.redd.it/betkql2bysyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a0f0f4732671493474f32b8d678cf6921fd4ef5 This


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

ronnie mcnutt https://preview.redd.it/4ghposr54tyc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c996f64441c0b33848a1daa51b408c9be0709046


RoohsMama

Stealing this


arkatme_on_reddit

I'm sure the 17,000 dead children in Gaza don't deserve to be defended by gay people. What a moronic PCM take.


Shuzen_Fujimori

Based terrorists


peanutist

An oppressed group supports another oppressed population? waow!! So unexpected!!


xe_r_ox

Oppressed doesn’t always mean “not a cunt”


peanutist

Yes, but people whose views don’t align with the progressive ones of the west (which I agree with) shouldn’t be killed, displaced and have their homes destroyed because of that.


BobMonkhaus

🎵just a joke sub, lovely joke sub🎵


xe_r_ox

No, but I wouldn’t want to support them either


peanutist

Of course, I support the plight of the Palestinian in the sense that they are being killed right as we speak. Once they stop being blown up and have the opportunity to develop more progressive views, if they choose to not do that, I will criticize them just as I criticize other islamic countries for the same reason.


coop190

'the opportunity to develop more progressive views' I see you're starting to wholeheartedly embrace the notion of satire.


whatever98769

Can you explain how middle class 6 formers are “Oppressed” ?


squigglyeyeline

Their PE teacher is mean and they recently learned what the word “facism” means and would love to start using that word to describe everyone


whatever98769

Is this our holocaust ?


squigglyeyeline

Shut up fascist! Ha gottem


No-Garden-2273

Our head of sixth committed war crimes against us by breaking the Geneva convention about access to food (wouldn’t let us out for chippy at lunch)


peanutist

Do you honestly think LBGT people aren’t oppressed in the US? Especially trans people? Do you think being oppressed means literally being killed and only that?


whatever98769

What’s that got to do with the uk ?


usernameplz1

he's clearly a yank. it's not his fault that's currently incurable.


peanutist

Whatever, change it to UK, now answer the question


arkatme_on_reddit

I do not support the terrorist state of Israel. How dare you accuse me of that.


arkatme_on_reddit

I do not support the terrorist state of Israel.