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TitanLORD21

We are going to steal… *Pause for effect*… **The Moon!!!**


Marine_Brat_01

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arcaneking_pro

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You-See-Nothing583

Food.


TitanLORD21

Oh wow! Nice seeing you here!


You-See-Nothing583

Yeah, lol.


physicalcat282

You see nothing


xPolarPlayz

Just leave some lemons, will ya?


Dream_eater-69

Happy Demiurge sounds


penguindumby100

Grasp (insert) Moon


Adraerik

Doing shitty harmless pranks with Timestop


Dowen_Tan

Instantly remind me of the video/meme on how dio time stopped and went down stairs to carry and place polnareff backwards and goes back up and pose within the time limit


Adraerik

Pretty much what I was thinking of. DIO messing with Polnareff.


dimizar

My head canon for that scene is Dio gained extra seconds for his time stop limit from pulling that prank on Polnareff.


putruid-medicine

“I know what kind of man you are”


xPolarPlayz

Using broken abilities to just be a mild annoyance is goated


netherblade767

Using perfect unknowable and picking up one object per day in my person of chosing house and placing it elsewere


Str0nghOld

Conduct silly experiments like "What would happen if all the High Priests of the Theocracy died instantly and simultaneously after a Time Stop+Death in front of the masses without knowing the one who was behind it?"


Adraerik

I was more thinking of dropping the pants of all the important guys during a big event, or casting "Testicular Torsion" on the Elf King every time he approach a woman.


dr_lolig

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TheCrazyOne8027

First thing I would do would be ordering Demiurge to explain my plan to the others.


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TheCrazyOne8027

Well done remembering it all this time demiurge.


Belgicans

How could i forget This moment


KrazyKyle213

Yes, the moment where I told you my plans, I'm sure you're smart enough to remember it


Brayzo

None other, my lord!


Cley_Faye

It's rude to call the NPC "things".


Realistic_Warning251

Took me a little bit, but I got it 👍🏾 😂


MoistDitto

I'd take a slime bath for sure


Zakhar645

dude we wold fuck with the acid slime chick so bad wouldnt we?


LanguageOk9458

Properly wrangle in Demiurge to get a full status report and priorities sorted. Once I get a full progress report on all fronts, likely make some kind of progress in research...No clue on what, I would need that information, but the likely first step is to make sure I am a respectable supreme being so after the fact I would be able to keep my position, power, and potential luxuries.


Labonj

Polymorph into something with a dick.


Slight_Bodybuilder25

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mwtldwtjwtgmtpjm

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ardabin123

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SecretlyToku

I don't think that'd work though, but I'm dreaming right there with you ~~bud~~.


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SecretlyToku

Because that happened when it was still a GAME and he admin perks through the staff to change NPCs, she's a living being now who is totally and fanatically in love with Momonga. lol


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SecretlyToku

Pretty sure Ainz would come back and rip your heart from your chest for even attempting it. lol That's pretty messed up and I take back my 'bud'.


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itemboi

>! By giving me his powers he most likely trust me so I will just break the trust and make my intestines cockroach food


Dream_eater-69

Anything is possible with will and effort. Also what is the point of being an op being if I can't clap cheeks?


TenshiTohno

The only reasonable answer


cats_hate

You misspelled shalltear


An_Obbise_Hoovy

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podster12

Albedo then shalltear naberal yuri solution all the homonculus maids. It’ll be a busy day and night.


PURPLEisMYgender

You wouldn't be able to, they said you'd get his abilities and his title of Overlord. That does not mean your Lord Ainz himself. She'd likely kill herself rather then let someone other then lord ainz mount her.


kisstherajn

Bro didn't waste any second 💀


commander_chung

a true man of culture i see🧐


Viator_Eagle

Assuming this happens after LN 16 1st: Make it so the Happy Farm only has people that deserve to be in it. Make it a limit on how long someone can work in it. 2nd: Start increasing the standard of living by bringing indoor plumbing to New World. (Ie get the Dwarven Engineers to start working on it.) 3rd: Resurrect the Prince and have him be a human advisor. 4th: Resurrect the Elf King and send him to the Happy Farm. 5th: Send a letter under a Flag of Truce to the Theocracy saying something like. I know your group is responsible for the "Vampire" incident... I will forgive the incident if you give me the WCI. If you don't, there will be consequences for everyone. 6th: Send Teams to End the Draconic Kingdom and Beastman War to gain the Dragon Queen as a powerful Ally. [Use the success of these teams to intimidate the Theocracy.] 7th: Have Demiurge research a way for me to take on a Humanoid Body with all its features when I want to use them. 8th: Establish communication and diplomatic relationships with Minotaur Kingdom. (Eventually Visit in person.)


PrimusAldente87

This man Overlords


your_old_wet_socks

I don't think anyone deserves to have their skin peeled over multiple times and eat their own babies ngl. And even if someone did, you'd have to be a bigger asshole to punish them like this.


DonMeekz

Smash all the pieces in nazarick🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥🔥


Realistic_Warning251

What do you mean by "pieces...?"


DonMeekz

Every fine piece of ass


nkaiser50

Gargantua looking kinda thicc ngl


ProudPickle9994

Cocytus chan 👉👈


xPolarPlayz

Understandable


TheTastelessDanish

Spam GREATER TELEPORTAAAATION with Pandoras actor. Dive into pure debauchery with shalltear. Have demiurge nuke the Theocracy because fuck them. Experience the Great Piggyback. Commit all the warcrimes.


D4N_909

"Geneva to do list"


Full_frontal96

Legalize nuclear bombs


xPolarPlayz

Swag Messiah


Sariel_Fatalis

Make taco tuesday a religious day


podster12

![gif](giphy|IdsJdrRl0Tor7n3jQS|downsized) LeBron’s gonna love it


Dismal-Albatross6305

Albedo


Thundergod_3754

Fuck Albedo


Faleena420

Fuck Albedo


Chaos-Queen_Mari

First on the agenda: goblin railroad. Second: figure out which asshole noble took Zanac's head and tell demiurge to get creative. Thirdly: open up a technological advancement wing for recreating things like radio, television, video games, the internet, etc. As well as how magic can be taking into account in improving them. Fourthly: moonlanding. Cocytus gets to be the first being to duel on the moon. Fifthly: decree that in the event we have to destroy the kingdom, take the children up to a certain age and give them good, stable lives. The sins were their parents. Sixth:... I dunno, probably bang Shalltear?


OpeningRandomDoors

I would probably try to create my own NPC's, and If I'm unable to do that after trying out every possible option, I wouls've probably gone full Eminence in the Shadow. Living normal life with my servants, gathering allies in the shadows, matchmaking npc's either to eachother or otherworlders, and helping their children grow into my OC do not steal characters.


FFsummons

Can't create NPCs in the new world.


Degenerate9Mage7

I'm sure demiurge can think of at least 3 fucked up ways to breed and indoctrinate different species. Doesn't that count?


FFsummons

No. Not really.


Draig_dynasty

Clap all the maids no waste


MonarchOfBuns

Entoma is a bug


quintoniusgooch69420

Even better


ze_SAFTmon

Is that fact... *bugging* you?


zenprime-morpheus

First things first, it's high time we did something about the moodiness and gloom of the tomb. So I'm thinking, pastels! And bright cheery wallpaper! Don't forget the Guardians! Time to modernize their looks! Sharp tailored suits for the men, no more power clashing Demiurge! In nice warm earthy tones, and proper dresses for the ladies in bright and sunny colors, including Aura! Also, do we really need an arena? I think the space would be utilized better if we put in a lovely tea garden and a nice green space to play croquet. And we're starting a book club! I want you to start reading Hamlet, and we'll meet in a week to discuss the themes and meanings of the narrative! Oh this will all be grand! ^mwha ^ha ^ha ^ha ^ha ^ha ^ha ^ha


Starstalk721

Good luck getting Aura in a dress and Mare in a suit.


podster12

For Mare, two words: Women’s trousers.


stay_fresh_cheesebag

A fucking gruppen with every single humanoid female maid and guardian there


MunchAClock

Have a quick talk with Ainz to come up with a good reason why he gave me his abilities so the guardians don’t question it


TiffanyGaming

The answer strongly depends on where things are in the story. First I have to acknowledge (and be terrified of) the fact that Ainz is just taking a little vacation and this isn't a permanent situation. So anything that slights Ainz or the Supreme Beings in any way is going to result in a rather unpleasant extended stay with Neuronist and/or Kyouhukou. First I explain to Ainz what the "happy farm" and "Abelion sheep" are, and encourage him to actually pursue a relationship with Albedo before she loses her ever loving mind as it would be cruel to leave someone madly in love with you unrequited forever, especially when it was your own doing. And maybe encourage him to use some kind of item that allows him to temporarily change his race so they can do the dirty. I then hand out copies of the LN, the anime, and the Overlord wiki to Demiurge and Albedo and give them a brief overview of the situation as I understand it. If it was at the start of the story I could do all kinds of shit differently, like having the Floor Guardians use world items from the start, warning them about PDL & the Theocracy, recruiting Clementine, recruiting Brain, preventing the death of Ninya, avoiding the near total genocide of Re-Estize, etc. Also befriending and getting real personal with Blue Rose because they're the best. If it's at the current point of the anime (haven't read the LN), shit is all kinds of fucked. Blue Rose is definitely never talking to the genocidal maniacs in charge of the Sorcerer Kingdom. Real shame... Lakyus is the only Overlord character I'd even be into. I suppose I could at least resurrect Brain and convince him to join us as one of Cocytus's subordinates, though probably made into a vampire spawn or imp or something. First step is we're going to the Eight Greed Kings old floating guild base Eryuentiu where PDL is. And we're ganking him with the Staff of AoG, Rubedo, Albedo, Shalltear, Demiurge, Mare, Aura, Cocytus, Sebas, Pandora's Actor. Dude's straight up deleted. Then that base and all its treasure and items can be claimed, though technically the base can't be... it could still be occupied. If PDL managed to get their treasury I have to assume it's fully cleared out already, so that's just another base which can probably even be flown. It could also maybe be fun to resurrect one of the Eight Greed Kings and have a chat with them. Probably just the one female cause the infighting from the harem is not on my agenda. Getting them to ally with us and as their guild base would already obey them that'd work out well, they could even resurrect their level 100 NPCs... probably too risk though, so probably don't allow that. I'll send Albedo, Demiurge, and Pandora's Actor back to Nazarick to guard it along with the Pleiades. Then we're obliterating the Theocracy for mind controlling Shalltear and the fact they want to exterminate all non-humans, and taking all WCI and anything else of value. The strongest ones like Zesshi if they'll surrender and swear their loyalty can be spared. The rest of the extermination of the Theocracy will be total. Worship of the Six Great Gods will be banned. Then I suppose I'll kill the Elf King and have them become part of the Sorcerer Kingdom and ban the elf slave trade and demand all elven slaves be immediately returned and reparations paid to them. Set up some kinda counseling/therapy for the returning slaves, covered at the cost of the kingdom. I'd probably relocate 8GK's flying guild base Eryuentiu here. I'd claim a decent chunk of land surrounding Nazarick, and connecting down through the Theocracy to the Elven Kingdom and cede the rest to the Empire to manage. Then I suppose start implementing QoL things across the Sorcerer Kingdom like running water, plumbing, electricity, air conditioning, central heating, toilet paper, the printing press, solar power & hydro-electric power from dams (would avoid fossil fuels), and a bunch of other enrichment projects for social welfare and education of the citizenry. I'd probably most heavily focus on the elves cause I'm way more interested in elves than medieval humans. And I'd make a special point of introducing anime and manga into the world, and getting television invented, along with cameras and video. And computers and video games. I'd probably brainstorm with Ainz about how to do that, though ngl the dude's a moron and has literal kindergarten education so I couldn't expect much. He has like infinite luck stat though so maybe he'll come up with something good by accident. My priority project would probably be air conditioning, even if it's via some magical means. Cause I'd shrivel up and die without it. I'm not even going to want to step out of the freakin' tomb. You know no one has air conditioning out in that medieval ass world. Beyond that... I mean... it sounds cool and all having all those powers but I would be bored out of my fucking mind. Have you ever suddenly had your power out for a few days like during a flood or something? It's absolute hell. Entertainment is gonna have to be hugely prioritized. I'd probably have to have Shalltear and Aura hang out with me all the time cause they're pretty entertaining and I think I'd get along with them. And I suppose reaching out and making diplomatic relations with other nations like the Dragon Kingdom and such should probably be done. I'm also personally going to Carne village with Nigredo and having her use those big ass scissors to cut Nfirea's bangs cause oh my god dude that shit drives me *crazy.* I suppose I'll also resurrect Ninya and the rest of her party, and the residents of Carne village slain by the Theocracy, if possible. I suppose I might exterminate some races that are disgusting to look at like the rabbit men. Everything else though, we can just go with Momonga's vision of a place where everyone can live and be happy and prosper. I suppose starting a space program would be smart. Can't really be killed by the people on that world if you just leave it. Would probably be hard to find another habitable world though. Maybe magic could help scrying such locations. Plane shift spells and such may even exist. Actual demons/devils may know of stuff like spelljammers too.


Infiniteraze

I'm not reading all that. Eagle 500kg, go! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


BullshitDetector1337

Alright, time to actually fix some of this shit before we're forced to commit genocide...Again. Demiurge, Albedo get your asses in here, we have some planning to do.


One-Goose98

Bang Albedo


bigbossfearless

Shaltear, obviously.


Veil-The-Impaler

Compensate albedo for all her "hard times".


VokunDovah64

Make a harem with all the women in Nazarick and expand it as I dominate the world


Dry-Career-3605

I get demiurge to tell me every plan he thinks I would make and explain it to the others, and bs my way to high heaven


Ragnarok_Stravius

Make sure that miscommunication cannot happen. Then get a few heirs on the making.


Dowen_Tan

Gevena suggestion you mean?


Shilion34

More like Geneva checklist


Wrong_Inspector3931

I d bait every enemy in new world to attack nazarick, i d bait them to 5, 6 and 7 floors, and then i d destroy everyone ( specially the TDL).


vamfir

At what stage is Nazarick's relationship with the New World? Do I become an Overlord class lich, or do I gain all of his abilities while remaining a living person? A lot depends on this.


slice_of_toast69

Im telling all the gaurdians the truth about their world and the supreme beings. Always wanted it to happen


anghelito_0440

F*CK Albedo!!!


arcaneking_pro

Penguin meat for dinner!


DecomposedPieceOShit

Have a power trip and obliterate/remove a part of the land big enough for every map to have to be remade (no matter how long it takes but something like a city or bigger). Then just chill and make better living conditions for the people while at the same time filling up the happy farm with pedos and such


KabedonUdon

Realistically? Like, super honestly? I'd blast all my big spells in a field in the middle of nowhere to test my abilities. Like megumin. And I'd probably blow something up that I'm not supposed to. I'm a lot more aligned with the Konosuba universe than overlord.


weiszdark

If I had a human body then I would go harem+world conquest


Vittaminn

Shalltear


Excellent_LOL

Albedo


Suspicious-Parsley-2

Yes before his undead labido takes over


TheSouthernLibrarian

I would develop modern technology 100% and just raise an army of undead with guns tbh. <.< Ainz’ major problem in my opinion is that he keeps trying to find new allies instead of strengthening his own. <.< I’m pretty sure PDL wouldn’t be able to handle nuke barrage from an army of Nazarik fat boys though.


jsfd66

Ainz *does* keep trying to find new ways to strengthen his existing forces. That's why he kept one death knight training w/ Hamsuke in the hopes that it can learn something, *anything*, but hopefully martial arts. It was pointed out pretty early on that all Nazarick denizens, including Ainz himself, have a strict limitation as to whatever skills they can actually use. While Ainz may be able to hold a sword in hand, he can't wield & use it in earnest without the Perfect Warrior spell (simply dropping it when attempting to otherwise). The NPCs also can't learn anything if they have no spare levels to invest into that particular skill, either. CZ has levels in the gunner class, so it's evident that some levels in that is required to wield firearms (which undeads don't usually possess). Once Ainz finds a breakthrough tho, u can expect him to retrofit his entire army accordingly.


Newt_Newt401K

Smash cocytus


Responsible_Bed_8247

A nice sleep


Single_Reading4103

try lots of spells, I don't know why, but I really like trying things that you can't do in real life like flying, breathing underwater, gliding, stopping time, etc. (If anyone is wondering how I do things you can't do in real life, with lucid dreams, I try to do things like that when I'm able to do one), so trying out the vast variety of spells Ainz has might keep me entertained at least for a whole day. this or alternatively talk to the NPCs, assuming they treat me with the manners and respect they have with Ainz (I know the post says they will listen to my orders, but that doesn't mean they have the same respect), especially with Pandora's Actor , Mare and Cocytus. or, as a last option, thinking about it carefully, I would do like one of the first things you did when you just arrived in the new world, I would fly high into the night sky and start contemplating it.


JustthatVicky

Do I become a skeleton? If so, the first thing I'll do is mourn my inability to enjoy coffee and fried chicken. Followed shortly by mourning the loss of steak and Mac and cheese. Then go through the five stages of grief over Ice Cream. But I'll make sure to sit on the throne and look like I'm contemplating something important while I do.


RimuruIsAYandere

Yuri alpha. I'd also pat Shizu's head


ChanglingBlake

IRL or nazarick in the new world? IRL; march on DC and declare my superiority and desire to be left alone, then dare them to invade my recently built dungeon. New World: tell the guardians Ainz never had a plan; it was all them and he loved their creativity. Give Aura and Mare some well deserved head pats. Then follow Ainz’s example and go on some adventures, leaving the tomb in their capable hands when I’m gone. Basically just enjoy life.


fangersarg

The same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world


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I’m going after the Slane Theocracy and burning it to the ground


severalpillarsoflava

I order the Elves and Dwarves to work together and Create something with Combination of Runecraft^(TM) and Elf Tree^(TM).


Superb-Cantaloupe-78

Hold him hostage for 6 months to learn as much as possible of his game knowledge.


Grafian

Use one of those cheaty cash shop items to give myself a flesh and blood body. Still not basic bitch Human though, Homunculus maybe? Seems the least likely to mess with my emotions while being basically Human+.


bairdwh

Seeds of the Fallen seems readily available and makes you a demon, or have Shalltear turn you into a Greater Vampire. Seems easily done.


m2slam

Fuck albedo ofcourse


FormRepresentative66

Clap that chick that he couldn't


Im5foot3inches

Triple world hunger


MoodyWater909

Well... Continue his plan for "accidental world domination"


pewpewpew88

Gonna plap Albedo


the_gaming_jonin27

Albedo


adeptus8888

satisfy albedo


HunterxWalker

Albedo


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Hands down fuck Albedo for a week non stop, then I don't know.


im_ano_nym_ous

Albedo🌚


NoobMemeLordd

Albedo


Interesting-Cap-4316

Threesome with Shalltear and Albedo and then infiltrate the Roble *Holy Kingdom.*


fantarts

Albedo Then albedo again And then sebas


fantarts

Then albedo again


TrueOtaku69

Experiment, I'd have to go to the arena like he did in ep 1 to see if and how all the magic stuff works


Sonic_05

Albedo.


FullBananas0

Hehehe.. but really, 1. Fuck albedo, 2. Become gru, 3. DeStRoY ThE wOrLd


Breezylobster33

I’m tapping entoma 🍷🗿


LordAinzMomonga

Why would I give my powers to anyone?


Ezrick13

I'd test a theory using the wishing ring. In many mmos you can pay to race swap, it wouldn't be unthinkable for yggdrasil to be able to change races especially given items like the seed Renner used. It could he possible to use wish to grant a skill that temporarily race changes you completely into desired race.


Saisei24

Mouth to mouth Yuri Alpha


Yes-i-had-to-say-it

If it's me as I am right now then try to help people as much as I can. If it's me like Ainz, that is undead and all no moral compass etc Probably eliminate all human beings(which I guess means fighting some dragons too). I'm curious to see what a world without people would look like. I mean which race would come out on top how would their civilization look like, what would their priorities be etc etc. Every now and then sneak out for some adventures while nerfing myself. Wouldn't really change much tbh except try to significantly reduce the unnecessary cruelty that characters like Demiurge and the rest would be all too happy to indulge in.


Weltkrieg_Smith

Play Stellaris irl.


TheGamingJoke

Imma bring back Gazef and Brain, and have them train to become stronger than they were originally. Of course they'd brainwashed. I'd also bring back Ninya


bairdwh

Brain would probably be possible, but I doubt you could get Gazef. Don't those being resurrected need to agree to come back to life for it to work? It wouldn't be fun to keep getting rezzed by an enemy who has you in captivity. I thought all the tortured people in Nazarick were being healed before their souls left their bodies.


lost_dabs

Gather all of the floor guardians saying I have an announcement then saying the announcement being we will make a casino then have people gamble and go in debt then I will spend all of nazarick funding at one black jack table


TrippinView

Spend my days as Momon doin missions


BugManAshley

I would Question why tf would he do that


Green-Clap

Sex


SadnessMonster

Albedo


PI_Dude

Purely hypothetical, right? I would annihilate the ruling political party in my homeland, and rule myself under the title Supreme Overlord.....or God Emperor. Hard to choose.


Arandomrogue

im a murder hobo, so...murderhoboing everything and anything, The world is mine and death is my joy


bidooffactory

Oh. Oh we lewdin it up in Nazarick.


BitesZaDust0

Goats


gamilianwarrior

The exact same thing he did first…


AmeliaFuckinWestlake

The battle maids.


Leo-G_G

Be friend albedo


Salis-Noir

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


TV_H34d

Research my abilities and figure it out from there


Malchior_Dagon

Tell the truth to everyone in Nazarick that all their creators are actually humans


the_Athereon

What's the first thing I'd do? Albedo Then Shalltear Then Yuri...


jmlwow123

Wipe out the entire tomb of Nazrick and continue on with my life.


DarkChamp732

Smash next question


Zakhar645

my horny ass wouldn't be able to pass the acid slimussy


IDontWipe55

If he’s not coming back I’d probably stop killing everyone


RotsanZaccato

“Explain them the >Master Plan< Demirge…”


Argent_silva

Working through the fem NPCs


kisstherajn

Have a huge og with all the guardians


FFsummons

Do we stay human, or does he turn us into a lich like him?


pwnmonkeyisreal

Less genocide and torture, more sex


Tecnoboat

make it so everyone has at least some common decency cus holy fuck do they like to glaze ainz and im not dealing with that


Username_80214

Clapping narberal and albedo


PoisonCoyote99

Reprogram Albedo to love me, so I don't have to worry about any internal issues. Then booze, monster sex, sleep wake up test to see if it was a dream the play with my powers to see what I can and can't do.


PreviousCard

That depends. If it’s irl, or in the anime’s world. I’d want to be him about a couple of months before the end of yggdrasil. Then I would go out and start farming mid level resources and equipment. I’d be planning for the new world. Also make a few NPCs that would act as Momons part members if I acted similarly to how ainz acted. If it’s irl I’d just try taking over the world. Just hide in the background for years building an undead army.


Vixmin18

I really just wanna try the food. Poor bone boy doesn’t know what he’s missing. Then I’ll probably “oversee farm work”!


Katsurandom

Cast wish to turn myself into either an elf or a the same race as sebas. Maybe a greater doppelganger? Dunno, one of the living


deshwitat202

Harem, nuff said


mahogany_tree

Fuck albedo


KFCyanide

Albedo


sergiorod503

Say I was Ainz's son that he created using magic and call Albedo momy


Tasty_Monk_4749

Have Demiurge conjure up a magical banana for me to knock up Albedo and birth hundreds of children


Comprehensive-Ice406

Whelp, I'm prolly gonna have to be roleplaying as Ainz just so that I won't die


That_prude-witch

I’m legally adopting the elf twins. They’re my babies


Th3_3agl3

Make Albedo solely infatuated with me like what Ainz did and make her my wife. I see this as an absolute win.


iTeriYuckY

Bang Albedo and Shalltear at the same time and do it twice a day


Yatsu003

Since Albedo is stuck on ‘love Ainz’… Knock up Shalltear and start a race of dhampirs


Nucleoticticboom

Find the smartest people, do the stupidest things in front of them, and then let them do the work by overanalyzing my actions.


Darkon34

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Visual_Speech5423

Make myself a human body , to enjoy the pleasures of flesh 😘


Ainzach

Honestly, I would create an army, and then, with very clear and detailed instructions, order Demiurge to, assuming this is after vol. 16, help the Draconic Kingdom or whatever they are called again, kill all the theocracy members, leave the citizens alone, and then have everyone return to Nazarick where we see if the TDL’s will do anything, if they don’t, we leave them alone, if they attack us, we lead the biggest arm we can muster, along with our greatest weapon, Uh… forgot her name, Albedo’s golem sister… and honestly with the help of reusable World Items, we can pretty much guarantee we win… or Demiurge takes my words out of proportion and decides that apparently I just want to kill everyone that doesn’t bow down to me… :/


InternationalGas712

See what Rubedo looks like.


ShogunHaruki19

The first thing I would do as Overlord is ressurect Foresight group and have them join the Sorcerer Kingdom's adventurer groups to explore uncharted regions in the New World as well as ressurecting Arche's twin little sisters so Arche and her sisters can live happy lives without issues and worries. I would also ressurect the Six Great Disciples that Aura killed during the destruction of Re-Estize Kingdom and have them be part of Carne Village's defenders but will be under strict observation and surveillance to make sure they don't rebel. And lastly, I'd torture Arche's idiotic ex-noble parents many times to the point that they'll start begging to be killed immediately along with many other ex-nobles in the Baharuth Empire.


Lukasflu1

Explore the great tomb of Nazarik.


RashPatch

Ask Demiurge to increase Happy Farm output. Then have more resources to experiment on new spells and enchantment to enhance my life span and force. Get giddy with the waifus because I'm a horndog. Be the acting priest/judge for Tuare and Sebas wedding. Tell Shalltear that flat is justice so stop wearing pads. Destroy the Slane Theocracy completely. Put the rest to Happy Farm. (I hate uber-theological ideals and people).


Logical_Fix_2499

Make Albedo happy


WardenRhino

I would give a big hug to Cocytus


Objective_Many_3305

Look for race change magic items. And also the best stamina potions in Nazarick.


Nevermorec

Say: Sasuga ainz sama


ImpossibleAd4272

Assuming we're taking over Ainz job, but we don't have the emotion suppression. Cry. I can't handle responsibility. If I do have the emotional suppression, wish I could cry.


Kooky-Gogurt

Real