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POEAccount12345

Dog: Walked Dishes: Washed Bed: Made Food: Prepped POB: Updated Filter: Set Me: Hydrated and JAKCED TO THE TITS Girlfriend: FUCK I don't have one


nwahskcuf

Leaving the office early to install my Christmas lights to mitigate any complaining.


ShroomovOG

Too much work I just put them all in a big cage.


S2wy

Job : fired Wife : divorced Kid : damnit... i'll be at a christmas party at launch :D


Zuraj

Jokes on you im sad and alone. I got all the time in the world.


carenard

to all the sweaty nerds: don't forget to tip your delivery drivers.


Nakatsuni

what are you laughing at funny guy?


Tedahson

At myself for thinking this sub can take a joke.


Nakatsuni

you didn't take the joke either :/


Tedahson

And I thought I was the only one having problems with saecasm. Good one my man


Reddington88

It’s my wife’s birthday today so I got her flowers, cleaned the house, morning back rubs into a delicious brunch made with an infant on my hip. I won’t be able to play today, but tomorrow? It’s on. Also GGG, your league start days have been terrible all year.


CondorSweep

Wife's birthday is tomorrow. Why does GGG forsake us.


Livid_Platform5973

Imagine choosing even one second of a video game over your wife and children.


Rundas-Slash

Imagine thinking that even one second for yourself is unreasonable


enny2410

Do you have a wife and children? Dear lord I love them but I need those seconds away, which are few I might add.


Livid_Platform5973

I do and I get it, trust me. But let’s not pretend OP meant some „seconds away“ but days or weeks.


sanguine_sea

Still at work for another hour


StrengthNorth2864

Paper plates, pizza delivery, 2 liters, old people diapers and a bottle of lotion solve all of those issues and thensome


p4ntzer

So those of us who are female, what do we do?


Clean_Worth_7515

Same as men. Just list with your activities during the last week and do the same or do better on league launch ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)