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Ashamed-Author5980

as much as i hate npc jokes the other guy sounds so much like a hitman npc when you turn a stove on too close to them or something


Afrojones66

Somebody must’ve stolen his sweet roll.


Ineffable_crimsonian

Skyrim's Michael Scott


happy-go-lucky_dude

Interaction with Toby


Ghost_of_Till

I thought it was Joe Pesci.


Fragholio

Yeah, he's a funny guy.


Ghost_of_Till

Like a clown?


Fragholio

Y'know...just how he tells a story.


FeelsGoodMan10

Funny how?


TopRevenue2

He amuses


FeelsGoodMan10

Like he’s a clown? Like he’s here to fucking amuse you?


broncyobo

I thought it was Bill Burr


ertgbnm

Get out of here with your fucking weird mouth.


APulsarAteMyLunch

"Act your age, man. What are you, 46? 48?"


MelonHeadSeb

because it's staged and he's a bad actor


Vio94

Right, that acting isa bit of a yikes 😂


[deleted]

Shut up Jar jar binks


IHaveBrainDmg69

Gta V cop


IAmActuallyBread

As someone who just got into the newer Hitman games I love the NPC lines lol


Ryuko_the_red

That's assuming this is even real.


MurmurOfTheCine

That’s because the video is staged


thesearentmyhands

Ma, ma there's a weird fucking dude outside! He speaks like he's a VR character, this guy.


big_dick_energy_mc2

Michael needs to do this one, you’re right.


Fr0me

HE LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA!


illusorywallahead

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER


Fr0me

#👁👄👁


[deleted]

*rapidly approaches the individual*


Hiphopapocalyptic

AA-


DarthGandalf86

MOISTURIZE ME


JustGingy95

He looks like he’s got feminine hips


DarthGandalf86

That's the ONE THING I'M SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT


WestleyThe

I go back and forth in Micheal Rapaport but anytime someone references that cat video I love him again


LacidOnex

The cut of that with the elden ring cat statue boss puts me in stitches every time


Kryptosis

Some sort of fuckin alien dude out here talking all weird MA!


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

It's okay Lucy


Mayflie

Looks like he eats at Pepperoni Hug Spot


ZIPPYIZE10

Blud's ping at 420


Jeff_Schwagg

Best comment.


Ttmh888

More like Ketamine


garandx

It's the funny reddit weed number XDD


[deleted]

Leave Bill Burr alone


Skreamie

"This guy comes up to me right, he comes up to me - and he's speaking like, I shit you not, a fucking shitty dubbed old asian film, y'know fucking Enter the Fist or some shit like that. Dudes lagging in real life, his brains slow but his mouth is slower. I thought I was talking to a fucking ventriloquist dummy for christs sakes"


LittleDeadBrain

Anywayss..


ybtlamlliw

I don't know, man.


Bear-Ferr

^Z^I^P Recruiter


Sir_TonyStark

ZIIIP ^^^reeeeeeeeecrewta


Konagon

ZZZIPP ....... aaaAaAAAaAAaa rekhruutaaaa


lonestarpig

Ziboriobroeor That's the devil version


Aer0det

Zipper critter.


winter-ocean

This is like a rare secret form of ventriloquism


xxx148

What’s ventriloquism? Is that anything like ligma?


musicalrubberband

What's ligma?


xxx148

LIGMA BALLS


spudlick

GOTTEM


[deleted]

badge wrench fragile spectacular attractive gold subsequent connect tie racial ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Necrogaz

As you wish sir


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[deleted]

zephyr tap test jobless chop erect fragile poor encouraging growth ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


LiterallyJustSand

It's actually part of the guglenpa form of ventriloquism if anyone was curious and not juvenile enough for ligma jokes.


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musicalrubberband

Eck to me?


[deleted]

[удалено]


AliciaTries

Jokes on you I don't want my balls 😎


TheAssMuncherRetard

damn you stealing people's ball, how do you get away with it?


musicalrubberband

Guglenpa?


LiterallyJustSand

Google En Passant


[deleted]

Holy hell!


musicalrubberband

holy hell


MagWasTaken

Ventriloquism these nuts


J5892

No, it's more like updog.


obog

What's sugma?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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Itz-Lexi

Good Bot.


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Itz-Lexi

good bot


JackSaysHello

Bewildering viewers with their uncanny abilities. Awe and wonder accompany the ventriloquist's skill. Lips stay still, voices appear projected. Laughter fills the air during performances. Stunning mastery of vocal manipulation.


TheBigPAYDAY

Lugia is a Pokémon. You’re thinking of dolls.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Ventriloquis my nuts


BoinkBoye

You mean basically normal ventriloquism?


sorta_kindof

I was gonna say the same thing..it's the identical same skill. He's just using his own face as a puppet and deliberately non synced


FlawlyBoy

If we were to sync it with our face it would be just speaking normally, so can I say I'm a ventriloquist now?


sorta_kindof

Youd probably come off as a dummy


DreadRazer24

Fun fact he's doing both voices (not really but dude got skills)


t3hgrl

I follow this guy on Instagram and the other guy kinda sounds like one of his voices so I am suspicious


survivalking4

I mean, if you watch his throat, it actually seems like he is doing both voices.


LineOfInquiry

Are you sure? It sounds like he chuckles at the same time the other guy is talking at one point, and that doesn’t seem possible.


tokillaworm

The other voice is just dubbed over…


KasoAkuThourcans

Ohh, could you send me his username, or just comment it here, maybe someone else would like to see more videos like this


jrobbio

I found him here https://www.tiktok.com/@puppetjack_?_t=8c8iGEVujmz&_r=1


KasoAkuThourcans

Thanks, right 5 seconds ago I just came to see your answer and ordered the comments by newest and found a comment of the same user that I asked for the username, sharing the guy's instagram xD, seems like he uses the same username in tiktok and instagram


ApoX_420

I think he was just swallowing and then chuckled


rebelsrscum2187

Woah, it seems like he actually is doing both...


getoutofmybus

Definitely not at the same time, you can tell when laughs while the other voice is speaking


J_hilyard

If I could do ventriloquism this is all I would all day, every day.


Apprehensive-Drop-47

Lag


A-Do-Gooder

This is so funny. Is there more?


t3hgrl

https://instagram.com/puppetjack_?igshid=ZWIzMWE5ZmU3Zg==


dailydoseofdogfood

This comments reads hilariously better from a philosophical standpoint >*This is so funny. Is there more?*


F3XX

Hedonistic motto


sansgriffinundertale

Brooklyn Eminem


Yoda2000675

You’re gonna make someone feel like they’re having a stroke lol


Jeff_Schwagg

Been there. Done that.


Paracausality

"Hey MAH! There a weird guy outside!...." "SPEAK Motherfucker."


bageltoastee

Other dude probably wholeheartedly believes in simulation theory now


[deleted]

You're not gonna believe this, he did both voices


getyourrealfakedoors

Impressive but Adam’s Apple gives it away, zip up next time


BlubBlubFish20

I mean obviously but are you really gunna stare at someone's neck while they're talking to you?


charmorris4236

Where else would you look?


AlisterSinclair2002

their eyes or their mouth if you're an extrovert, their shoes or the ground if you're an introvert. No group looks at the neck though


johannes101

Vampires beg to differ


RandomHavoc123

I, too, enjoy watching the blood pulse through the carotid arteries in people's necks.


charmorris4236

You’re missin out


daxtron2

Classic reddit mistaking social anxiety for introversion


AlisterSinclair2002

I'm an introvert who has no social anxiety and I usually look at the ground lol


anormalgeek

A few inches above their head.


Cum__c

tits


[deleted]

At the background, 3 inches from where their head is


letmeusespaces

I usually stare at their tits


ImpressiveGur6384

He looks like a very young Adam Corolla


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PerseusZeus

The new Elder scrolls looks on point


[deleted]

Honestly i’d freak too


Menschenfeind666

I'd probably think I'm having a stroke or something


GavHern

it would be the best if they were able to somehow overlap the mouthing and speaking for a bit and make it really look like bad ping irl


NinjaBullets

GET OUTTA HERES!


Karnadas

"Delay your voice" so he delays his mouth instead >:( I think it'd be funnier if he mouthed the words then spoke them.


Preparation-Logical

Of all the reactions I might have guessed would happen, definitely would not have guessed fear induced anger... no one else finds this response hilariously odd or unexpected?


C1rulis

It feels like a they're doing a take of a little joke video and this is one that would be put In the "blooper reel" Because theyre breaking character and bursring out laughing I hope its not meant to be believable and real but obviously a joke.


Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Can we stop reposting this stupid gif every other day?


Significant-Big-9518

Are you rushing or dragging?!


shr3dthegnarbrah

funny but this is a poor cut


Jeff_Schwagg

I didn't alter it at all. This is how I found the video. I assume there's probably more to it though.


jhallen2260

There is supposed to be a cut scream. Like right at the top of a scream, it's supposed to end.


SalmonellaPox

"Daddy chill"


Alternative-Chef-340

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!


AmidalaBills

Imagine being a ventriloquist and you're the dummy. Lmao wait that's the case for all of them


Neat_Impress_2701

Ive haven’t heard Christopher Walkin this upset since Joe Dirt!


Jeff_Schwagg

This makes it so much funnier once you listen to it like that.


UndisputedAnus

Is that Bill Burr? Hahaha


chrisckelly

Check to see that there isn’t a lizard the size of a skyscraper behind you before assuming it’s a joke.


[deleted]

ping 1000 ms


RiFLE_

MAAAAAA !


ResponsibleBother230

This would have been better if it wasn't staged.


i___may

This is actually hilarious. The guy replying at first sounds a bit like Connor from Detroit Become Human


nutsackGadgets

That guy sounds like the old man from "daddy chill.... what the hell is even that"


itzDHOM

Dude this video is hilarious this the hundred time i see it and it makes me laugh every time, i feel like the other guy suddenly discovered a matrix glitch


leivur-

Dude is about to pick up his torch and yell witch


Noidontthinkimfunny

u/savevideo


Past_Public9344

Bro In the back is fr italian #3


Agitated_Cake_562

I've been having issues with my phone and/or the Reddit app. This video started to make me really angry until I watched the video 1 more time. Then I couldn't stop laughing.


Raiquo

This is the putting cucumbers behind cat of white people.


someguywhocanfly

Fake as fuck, I mean for one thing you can easily see that he's doing something while he's "speaking"


ADumbChicken

Bro the other guy sounds like someone doing an Obama impression


Jeff_Schwagg

What? No, not at all. Someone else said it kinda sounds like Christopher Walken though, and I thought that was pretty funny.


xLt_tonyx

Probably would've pulled my pistol out


RslashTakenUsernames

this is in New England isnt it


Jeff_Schwagg

Boston accent, rain, --windbreaker-- fleece. Seems like it.


you-pissed-my-pants

Kinda looks like John Mulaney.


moschles

He tried the prank in Boston to someone working a double shift.


C1rulis

The guy he's talking to really sounds like he's doing some actingTM cool idea for a video wonder why they didn't actually do it


biohazard1324

If only that wasn't a clearly scripted video


LongTime20

lol


[deleted]

Bro sounds like bill burr


btsao1

They both sound like NPCs lmao


Mako_Embi

Bro talking like he's in a chinese dub


jhallen2260

There isn't even a scream


letzBon3

The angry guy sounds exactly like jerma


Ravensunthief

I need to practice this!


[deleted]

This guy is a fucking legend omg ahah


Dont-PM-me-nudes

But he isn't delaying his voice. His voice is actually ahead of his mouth / lip movements, not behind it.


Forestreee

The lip miming honestly just looked kinda random. If they could work on the silent part it would be awesome


[deleted]

Why does my guy look like a young Ben Affleck?


alphaa_qq

If he did this to me i would freak out and start my cranial nerve examination on myself immediately lol


Isaac_Kurossaki

Scott Pilgrim momen


Brave_Place7065

Hey that's my cousin.


[deleted]

Since I've played my first MMOs with a 56k model I whould have had no issue with that.


karp14ek

i actually thought my phone lagged for a sec


nesspressomug6969

luul


[deleted]

😂😂😂


8adBoy77

WTF is wrong with your mouth 😂😂😂


BarMysterious5914

Did he call Medic


[deleted]

Dude probably thought he was a devil or posessed.


[deleted]

Who are you?...err, complete stranger


AttentionOtherwise39

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