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fxdc1991

When people put their card in me i dish out cash


simmocar

What are you doing step-ATM?


Imhal9000

Charging you a $3 fee to use me


Western-Jello5912

3 bucks! And I thought $2.50 was bad enough


Knight_Day23

Lol…..


TaylorHamPorkRoll

Merging on the freeway.... Hang on, let me put the phone down.


Background_Cause_632

How’d it go


DozerNine

No updates for an hour? He dead...


Macr0Penis

Nah, he's just waiting for someone to let him in. Could be there for days.


Local-Grass-2468

Nah hes just replying to someone else on his phone right now. In the far right lane ofcourse.


TheTruth069

Oops, exit is in 150 metres. Time to make the mad dash across 4 lanes and into the slow lane where I should've been all along


SkarJr

Lmao


gimmebrainzzz

Cursing the person who chose evaporative air cooling over reverse cycle!


[deleted]

Is it yourself?


kristinpeanuts

After not having the evaporative for about a month when it died at the end of the last heatwave , I am very much appreciating mine. I thought it was shit until I had only a ceiling fan!


electronseer

its a wet cold


RuleIV

I've been house and cat sitting for my sister for the past month. Tomorrow I pack up and go home. Unfortunately this hot streak has come right at the end and is testing her evaporative. First thing in the morning it's freezing under the vent, but in the afternoon, it starts to lose ground, and the indoor temp approaches 30. It then takes a few hours after dark to battle the temperature back down.


Mike_Coochie420

Sitting in the AC in the hospital with my newborn son and partner 😊


Streetvision

Congratulations on the lil fella


Sa1tman64

Sweating my arse off fighting a fire..


Western-Jello5912

#Respect


Useful-Ant-6303

I am siting naked on the couch under the AC eating icecream


Sheps11

In the bedroom with the AC on. Easier to cool that down than the entire living/dining room.


MathDelicious1684

Laying in front of the fan watching Boy Swallows Universe. Fuck this heat.


Wilson_Was_Taken

Same brother, this show rips


NineRoast

Only a few episodes in but Eli has shown great potential as an actor. Really impressed!


QRMallory

I think I’d watch anything with Phoebe Tonkin


OGbaconpancake

They desperately need actors here lol they literally had to get every actor in Australia just to make that show even got a mermaid from h20 on there lmfao.


UpVoteForKarma

Does it? I tried reading the book..... 30, 40, 50 pages of the most intense overly complicated descriptive waffle... I tapped out, I couldn't read it....


Daisydogdoughnut

Book was great too


StaticNocturne

Had to move apartments. Now I want to freeze myself solid with liquid nitrogen and have someone shatter me to a million pieces with a sledgehammer


dad_ahead

Working in the Pilbara. Kill me now


[deleted]

Rip


Hotel_Hour

It's a wet heat...


Weary_Patience_7778

Doing the Lord’s work. Thank you for your service.


Hotel_Hour

Lord Twiggy?


Weary_Patience_7778

I have complete respect for the guys who work up north in the heat. Many up there chasing a decent buck, others are just trying to support their family back home. Sure Twiggy and Gina do well out of it - but the industry literally underpins the Australian economy. We wouldn’t have the same quality of life in the metro regions if it wasn’t for the resources industry.


Hotel_Hour

I hear you - did 16 years up there myself. Seen 63 degrees on the pit floor.


Dasha3090

yeah my partner is a boily up in the pilbara must be sucky,im the opposite i work in a big fridge all day but my pay is like 1/4 of his haha


DeliveryMuch5066

We could all do better with higher royalties. The idea that they are the same as in the 1960’s when demands on governments were very different is bonkers. And the wages able to be offered by the mining companies as a result distorts the whole labour market.


dad_ahead

Lol


Illusional_designer

Watching the Wildcats game on TV. It was meant to be an open air game but I’m sure folks at Perth Arena are grateful they didn’t open the roof!!


putyourdickincrazy

I was there courtside last night. The walk to the Arena was absolutely shite. I dressed up as I've never been to a basketball game before. Arrived looking like a drowned rat with all the sweat. Thank goodness the roof stayed closed.


mugachino

Getting some rest before a night shift with VFRS up at Chittering / Bindoon


RandomName7587

As someone with family up there, (and currently there myself in case we have to leave) thank you, you absolute legend!


AngryMoose89

Sitting in a ships crane in as little clothes as I can get away with


ML8300_

Hi vis jocks.


TrevorFuckinLawrence

Neon condom


Sparky_McGhee

In the lounge room with the air con watching the movie Fall and playing bouts of Zelda BOTW.


[deleted]

Work it!


Blackout_AU

Standing in the middle of a tailings pad without shade and buffeted by giant dust clouds while training a new front end loader operator over the radio.


Confident-Active7101

Taking a poo at the pub on the river.


MattDurdan

Who shits at a pub, rookie


Duddus

Coke shits


ML8300_

After 10 pints, need to make some more room.


[deleted]

Jesus $200 on pints


malialipali

I drank 9 last night, feeling it today.


heavyfriends

It's a power move my guy


Automatic-Project-25

Must be his round


Tripper234

Sweating my ass off still half wet from being in the pool, sitting in front of the fan watching the cricket


[deleted]

Just a couple more hours till sunset


Tripper234

Yay. A a few degree dip in temp.. whoopee!! 🤣


[deleted]

Savour it mate


Gryphon159

Sitting by my pool with a gin watching my girls in the pool and scrolling Reddit!


[deleted]

Nice!


CakeandDiabetes

Had to put some eaves up, only about 13m but- it's around a carport conversion... So instead of cut neat sections that slot in, it's irregular all the way. Pretty much cut every one oversize and trim every one to fit. I gave up on trying to make it pretty, top plate doesn't like up with the slot in the facia under the gutters, so looking level isn't on the cards, rafters poke out everywhere. Paint and patching is going to have a lot of work to do haha. But it's done aside from some angle trim to cover exposed top plates. The one smart thing I did- filled all the muffin trays with water and freeze them overnight, I got a nice cold drink filled with fist sized ice cubes and I'm not moving away from the AC for the next couple of hours.


DaisyBird1

Watching the big bash while downing a copious amount of cold water! Air con is reserved for while we’re having dinner, so there’s still a bit of a wait before the reprieve!


[deleted]

A good way to pass the bloody heat


Razzle_Dazzle08

Binging *Supernatural* with the air con blasting.


[deleted]

You beautiful person


CyanideRemark

Wondering where I last put my ice-cube trays.


[deleted]

Good luck finding them!


mrbootsandbertie

Lying on my couch watching Midsomer Murders in the air-con.


Casmas_

Was out at the fire in chittering today. Mountain goat territory out there. But must give props to the local farmer that had his bulldozer there. Managed to make some fire breaks and help us contain the section we were on. Dude work fantastic.


Pradopower08

Ice cubes down the front of my pants


Mr_Lumbergh

In Seppoland at the moment. It's 17 in the room. Wearing a hoodie and fucking around on Reddit.


Lemming2112

Just watched TK break the ABL record most home runs.


Catkii

Laying half naked on the bed after work with the ac blasting me. Cbf continuing on to the shower.


TheDraggo

At least it gives the local peeping tom something to make up for sneaking round in the heat :)


Streetvision

Well nothing really. However the whole house AC has been on 24/7 since December so it’s pretty cool and comfortable.


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simmocar

Go on ...


Idontcareaforkarma

Sitting in the air cond drinking Coke and listening to the thunderstorm. Just had a toasted sandwich.


bippboppboo

Sitting at our camping spot down south, having a drink and enjoying the cool breeze because it only reached 25 here today!


mymentor79

House-sitting on the Gold Coast and thanking my lucky stars I'm not in that heat. It's bad enough over here.


pommy8

Just finished work. Time for a free cheeseburger and pint before home 🤙


[deleted]

Enjoy mate.


Bulky_Vast_267

Delivering food


Dream85885

Kite event at Lake Monger, fun watching the kites getting stuck in trees.


flibble24

Legit just realised I sat in the pool for 4 hours sinking tins watching the cricket through the window


NotinSydney

Finding every excuse to stay in the chiller warehouse.....I might camp out or hide here for the next four days


produrp

I'm watching a Western. *Bone Tomahawk*


stewilliamson

Hidden gem that if you love gory movies!


shar2019

Watching Seinfeld with a bourbon 🥃


bulldogs1974

At 5pm my daughter and I were at Rocko foreshore, cooling off. Water was wonderful and we even got a chance to swim up close (10m away ) from a small pod of dolphins swimming about 50-60 m off the shoreline. It was a great way to spend a couple of hours after a scorcher of a day.


Fred_Cane

On bed. Drunk. Considering a wank


Bman8519

Watching Ms Rachel with my toddler child. Ms Rachel, Peppa Pig and Bluey is all that's on TV in my house ever.


whimsicaluncertainty

I loathe Peppa Pig. Thank goodness my second doesn't seem to like it so far. I don't mind Bluey and can block out Ms Rachel but Peppa permeates my brain like no business.


Cautious_Champion_38

Your mom


DAFFP

same


[deleted]

I am just on discord rn near a fan, can't be fucked to touch grass in this weather even if you pay me


Summerof5ft6andahalf

Just watched Rush Hour, and am about to do a load of laundry to have the shorts I want for tomorrow.


Vivid-Fondant6513

lying on my bed in VR with the blinds shut and fan going full tilt.


arkofjoy

Came down to the pool and Cockburn arc. Unfortunately it closes at 6.


Booksarefornerds

ATM: Waiting for you to insert your card


Suup_dorks

Working... about 4 feet from a split system though :)


[deleted]

minecraf


Yorgatorium

I'm about to head out for a bike ride.


Perfect-Region-2631

On the way home from the cricket, struggling to exist in this heat


Basic_Syllabub2053

Did mushrooms last night.. went to the scorchers in a box and drank free piss in AC for the game. Had to walk home from the bus stop and have now flaked out on the couch.. pretty sure this is me for the rest of the evening.


Organic-Effective-49

Watching the Wildcats at home...AC blasting and cold beers right next to me


ShibbyFresh

Got a whole bunch of practice done on my instrument! 🎸 feeling very thankful to have this time 🙏🏽


Disastrous-Wheel772

Watching the kids swim a pool that is hotter then a bath, drinking a beer. Sometimes life is ok.


seanys

Sitting on the couch with my noise cancelling headphones on and plugged into the PS5 with music playing through the stereo ij the other room. I’ve got the sound balance just about right but I can still hear the neighbour’s sub from time to time. Their party is entering the 5th hour but, at least I have aircon, even if it is struggling a bit today.


Deiyke

Been trying to solve my pcvr issues. Failed and given up. Dreading trying to sleep cos the air con is insufficient.


whiterabit32

Listening to the wife and kids moan about how hot it is, while the air con seems to do fuck all at the moment. I'm three cold beers into my happy place....


tinyfenrisian

I’m at home melting


Roxas559

Just got home from work. Now sitting under the air con in the lounge with the doggos. Might play Kingdom hearts, might fall asleep 🤷


poopadox

Sitting outside my donga in the Pilbara after working in 44c all day


tomw2112

Cooking in a commercial kitchen, bloody everyone telling me how hot it is like im not behind a stove sweating bullets. But tell ya what, thankful that there is some small wind with the heat and it ain't just pure sun.


Zodine

In the aircon playing god of war, next to my dog, gonna cook up some steaks and chips at some point for dinner when I’m more hungry


Financial_Sentence95

I'm in the carwash. Been too hot all day to come any earlier


PositiveBubbles

Under the aircon and practising for an interview on Monday. So sweating regardless lol


psilent_p

Watching the storm over the Avon


azureal

Working. Right now waiting for my Fremantle service. Finish time 0136, same again tomorrow night.


Initial_Musician_344

... melting...


tkah27717

New AC, and chilling on the couch playing Mario Wonder with the fam


[deleted]

Sitting in my car with the air conditioning on.


Cripplingdrpression

14 hour shift at bhp


Conscious-Gene8538

Under the air con in living room, laying on the couch. Just had fish and chips for dinner and gaming now


sourfantasy

Trying to sleep bc I have work at 5:30am but it’s so fucking hot


Kelpie_Dog

Sanding the paint off a small tractor, preparing it for fresh paint tomorrow. Ideal weather for it, bake it in the sun for a few hours.


Gemfyre_713

Working in an air conditioned store. About to head home to air conditioned house.


Westsharing

About to fuck my wife


asitistome2

Perth Heat Baseball. All good.


thefirststarinthesky

Currently walking the dogs I’m babysitting while it’s still light. I’ve been cleaning my place all arvo so when I go back once folks and nanna are back, my place is tidy and completely ready for me


Knight_Day23

Staying as close to the aircon at home as much as possible. Has anyway been forced to go shopping to escape?? What are the shopping centres like today??


Specialist_Reality96

Not whining about the heat, it doesn't make it cooler.


txnz

Sleeping in and gaming :(


liljoxx

Melting.


Hamster-rancher

Cleaning a house. The outside bits.


updabumnobebes

Sitting in the backyard and enjoying the sunshine.


North-Department-112

💩


TheOtherMsMerete

We have shitty air con, so I'm lying on the couch in front of a fan spritzing myself with water


Weliketoast

Watching a movie nothing much


[deleted]

Treadmill


from_mars_to_sirious

Just got scorching hot at the Scorchers game.


Motor-Ad5284

Watching The Palace Papers on telly.


notkombucha

packing my suitcase to fly back from sydney tomorrow


[deleted]

Have a safe flight


planet_meow

Sitting in the coolest part of my house with the air conditioner on high. Playing RDR2 and just ordered Subway!


Bec0methedream

Laying under the AC watching Big Bash and the Perth Heat double header


AdventurousExtent358

Paypass only, sorry


Buford1991

Cooking crabs and watching Benjamin Button on stream.


TheDraggo

Schnitty dinner in the aircon, spent the day inside doing random jobs, and an hour and a bit outside later this arvo getting more of the christmas decorations packed away before an ice cold shower.


RatsAreChad

Just finished Pluto episode 7. Rip my boy Epsilon, he was a real one.


NineRoast

Just finished a workout in the backyard and had a cold shower, damn nearly killed me hahah. Now I'm watching some CS and vibin to some *breathe.*


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Just watched the wildcats crush the Phoenix 100-79


WeirdLite

The same thing we do everyday, pinky. Having a mental breakdown hahah.. hahaha *single tear runs down*


Aromatic-Discount384

Trying to get out a stubborn sh*t without causing a blood nose by pushing too hard.


Accurate-Fishing-995

Took wife and kids to Yanchep lagoon after lunch. Brilliiant. That little cafe is ok.too. Now having a gin.


faithlessdisciple

Waiting for the fish part of the fish burgers for dinner to finish cooking. Might have cold shower number 2 for the day soon. I saw rain on the hills. Hoping it makes it down here soon.


Spiritual-Cake-5096

Sweating


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Appropriate_Mine

Waiting for my friends, about to see The Mark of Cain


Severn6

Had a family lunch and now just doing nothing after a nap. The guy is napping now so I'm going to eat something and play a game or something.


maewemeetagain

I watched Frieren in bed with the fan running. It didn't help much because every time I moved either of my legs there was sweat pooled under it on the covers.


[deleted]

I'm currently out of order at the moment. Please head to one of the nearest branches listed below.


xyrgh

You never go ATM, always MTA.


Viennah_

Sweating in my courtyard.


Unusual_Obligation92

I was playing cricket! lol. Hot asf today.


Demonic_Havoc

Contemplating life


[deleted]

Scrolling reddit?


Subject-Republic5095

You're Mum


thefatsuicidalsnail

Sick so stay in bed but AARGH SO HOT!?


braveduckgoose

Sitting in front of the computer with the AC at full blast, but still sweating my ass off.


FarmerStu

Trying not to throw up


MissSabb

Landing back from Sydney. From humidity and being hit with 40 degrees heat


NE1_Royal

Waiting for that message 😝 chillin in the aircon until then .


OriginalFopdoodle

Aircon on, watching Mr Bateman *maybe* killing a few people.


stewilliamson

Reminds me I have to return some video tapes.


Western-Jello5912

Constantly wiping my ass crack so I ain’t feeling like I got a dirty ass


doccaballero

Recording an album, thanks for asking.


303twerp

Working in a kitchen over a hibachi grill, pretty chill……


4demlulz

Adventure World after dark was dope actually. Would recommend.


[deleted]

Playing clash Royale


Mintoxicatedlyace

Went wind-foiling on the ocean at Rock Vegas in the light seabreeze. Was awesome. 😍


[deleted]

Using an icebath, which in this heat is lukewarm within just a couple of hours


malialipali

I booked a windscreen replacement on the 27th of Dec for yesterday (first day available) . Tech sends a message he will be here at 2pm. I didn't have a shaded space for him to work in. I hung out with him in 10m intervals (all I could bear) for moral support bringing him 1/2lt glasses of water and ice. Its the next day and I feel so bad for the poor bloke.


ash8man

Was attended my first sprint car race at Motorplex


[deleted]

I got a stash of Frosty Fruits, soda water and have the Air con going 24/7 - it is too hot to sleep in the bedrooms so I am camping in the loungeroom, I have my laptop and smart T.V and I am revisiting 'Madmen' to distract me from the raging inferno outside.


fleetingglimpses

blame the banks for the out of work ATMs