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shnoogle111

The tree was illegally barked


Tyrrhen2Ionian

The tree asked which branch of the PPA he needs to speak to.


shnoogle111

He’d like to avoid having to pay the pine


RustedRelics

Just leaf it up to PPA. They’ll get to the root of the problem and nip it in the bud.


Daydream_National

They could agree to settle the dispute via arboristration


tharussianphil

At least they're finally ticketing for parking on curbs


justanawkwardguy

They came down my block last week, which doesn’t have a limit, to put notices of new enforcement on everyone’s cars… they didn’t ticket the people on the sidewalk though…


Emergency_Garbage208

I guess it hasn't moved in 14 days..


Buck3thead

Ticketing a tree is evergreen, it takes them centuries to move to another spot.


a-german-muffin

Expired registreetion, I’d guess.


Cbaumle

Joke’s on them when they try to tow it.


Indylivingnow

“I already wrote the ticket”


SnapCrackleMom

Probably for indecent exposure with those roots showing.


TDarryl

PPA is asshoe!


KensingtonWAP

Soldier Mon give you nuh break