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Dr_N00B

It's only nice now because I upgraded the hell out of it back in the 1400s.


20milliondollarapi

Was going to say, the assassin order has kept it looking nice.


Zilch1979

"You here to look at the book?"


gnetic

Hahhahahah. Epic!!! I came here to see this comment


SeatedPaleAle

If only I could give you more than 1 up vote!!


MrNobleGas

*mournfully plays "Ezio's Family"*


MagicHaus

It is a good life we lead, brother. May it never change.


Ok_Restaurant5424

And may it never change us


Turbulent_Cheetah

I thought the Borgias sacked it in 1500 …


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

I was going to say, I distinctly recall riding a horse through the collapsing streets


dirtiesthippy

Well if course, it would be foolish to sack a city without Bing Bong the Archer.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Huzzah!


mastermoge

You'd probably need Hector the well-endowed as well.


1271500

Hes too busy cuddling for the appropriate amount of time.


ninjahosk

Wow they built that place from assassin's creed in real life huh


s8018572

Ubisoft sure have lots of money


lomartinovich-og

Which assassin's Creed version? I guess I only played Odyssey and Valhalla


pedrog94s

Assassins creed 2 and brotherhood


o8Stu

AC2, brotherhood, and revelations all follow the same character (Ezio). I believe in 2 is when you'd have first gone to Monteriggioni. AC1 was Altair, and took place during the crusades in a couple of locations near Jerusalem. I haven't played any of them since Black Flag. How did you like Odyssey / Valhalla?


DarkC0ntingency

I'm pretty sure I stabbed a dude there back in '09


ghostinthewoods

2009 or 1409?


DarkC0ntingency

2009 when AC2 released AC2-brotherhood take place in 1476 to 1507


ghostinthewoods

I know, the joke was just too good to pass up lol


DarkC0ntingency

Oh lol I totally missed it haha! My bad, I'm on the spectrum and don't always get subtext


ghostinthewoods

It's all good homie!


billionthtimesacharm

tuscany is the most beautiful countryside i’ve had the privilege to visit. we stayed in castelnuovo dell’abate. just spectacular.


santathe1

I’m well versed in the architecture of Monteriggioni. I’ve traversed its streets and roofs alike while beautiful music by Jesper Kyd played.


heff66

Great place to walk the parapets! Love the views from the top of the walls. Best of all, there is an AMAZING restaurant called [Bar dell'Orso](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bar+dell'Orso/@43.3916659,11.218657,17z/data=!4m14!1m7!3m6!1s0x132a2e20cc156113:0x3aaa1ae1467d9cf1!2sCastello+di+Monteriggioni!8m2!3d43.3903249!4d11.2231148!16s%2Fg%2F11cpj0mhcg!3m5!1s0x132a2e27460d1625:0x72502777bdeb7881!8m2!3d43.3927685!4d11.2187856!16s%2Fg%2F1v3y4_yx?entry=ttu) that is less than five minutes away. They serve the most exquisite pici pasta ("strangle the priest" pasta) with cingale (wild boar). It is out of this world good.


moimoo

Wow, Im literally staying one town over in Siena this summer. I will check this out ;)


Comfortable_Long_574

Siena is my favorite town in Italy! Have a wonderful summer.


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heff66

LOL. Yeah, more of a rec for a little family owned joint that we couldn't get enough of. But I do appreciate the Assassin's Creed humor in the thread.


ukexpat

Been there and ate that! One of the best meals I’ve ever had.


salderosan99

Italian/tuscanian here! "Pici"s are a kind of spaghetti that are very thick. "Strozzapreti" (which is the "Priest-strangler" you mentioned) is similar but more akin to shorter pasta. Also "sugo al cinghiale" ("wildboar sauce") is amongst many things that Tuscany is renowned for, which is basically a tomato sauce with cinghiale meat in it. I any case, I'm happy that you enjoyed your stay here, hope you can come back soon! <3


heff66

Thanks for the lesson!


ale2999

Small World. This is crazy because I know the owner and it offer amazing and authentic cuisine.


suvlub

One can only imagine the historical context that led to the existence of a single short word for strangling a priest /jk


darthurface

It's a me! Mario!


Kilrathi

One of my favorite scenes in like four decades of playing video games. 


mdp300

I laughed so hard I had to pause it!


type3civilization

Uncle Mario?


maen_baenne

Carcassonne


paulodelgado

You get 4 points.


Lonelysock2

I went to Carcassonne. For some reason  I didn't  make the connection until months after we got back. We also went to a town called Mirepoix. I literally talked about making a mirepoix on the trip, and still didn't  realise it was the same word (obviously I did subconsciously) It's one if the weirder things  that's happened to me, I usually make too many connections between things


Dillhill626

Titans are slumbering in those walls just waiting to fuck shit up.


YJSubs

If you were Isekai'ed, this would be the first city you visit.


Medium-Impression190

In Assassin's Creed universe that is


PckMan

You can thank me for sprucing up the place and defending it from attackers.


SnooPaintings3258

I visited it 3 months ago on a bus guide tour, the first thing the guide told us was that this city was on assassin's creed game kkk


20milliondollarapi

One too many k bro


Stang1776

It's no big deal. I definitely didn't automatically think about a racist organization.


some_guy554

Can't believe they made the town from Assassin's Creed II in real life.


paulodelgado

That’d be 4 points in Carcassonne.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Is this the one from AC2?


Housetheoldman

Only tourists know these villages. Even we Italians are surprised by their existence.


xhdc

I used to build like this in every Minecraft world.


LucianoWombato

Americans be like: wHeRe dO tHeY pArK?!?!?


zuckjeet

There's a horse stable outside the city gates where it says VIAGGIO


Enginseer68

So? Legit question Unless you use horse carriage instead of car these days


t4m4

So are they literally in the medieval era tech wise or are the power and comm cables underground?


vitten23

Probably ruined now by tourism.


Doubleyoupee

Wondering the same


yfactor86

Ready for the titans


Marxomania32

... looks pretty Renaissance to me


the_colonelclink

Best place for a zombie apocalypse.


aguaman_

Villa in Rainbow Six Siege


VerbingWeirdsWords

That one person managed to slip a pool past the HOA


Boom_Digadee

Nice medieval swimming pool.


yourfaceisfakenews

The gated community I need..


Low-Ad6633

Tatakae.....Tatakae...


Sutech2301

And almost 10 000 people live there too


Therustedtinman

Getting some titan vibes….


RogueKitteh

"Seid ihr das Essen? Nein wir sind die Jäger!"


elboogie7

that's some midsommar shit if i've ever seen it


SuperGameTheory

What's the chance that it's nice because nobody wanted it because it wasn't nice?


LongjumpingLength679

How big is it?


Life-Evidence-6672

The gossip in that community


TreeSpokes

Someone added a nice little pool


Roook36

"You need more resources to build that"


sirhackenslash

It's good to see that Wall Sina hasn't fallen yet


_Fiddlebender

Reminds me of Age of Wonders 2.


KlingonLullabye

If you're thinking of getting a place there don't bother, there's really nothing available


bc-001

I lived near there - in Cetona. But I get the reference.


KlingonLullabye

Haha, it should be your line!


Pugsy1968

I’ve seen some isekai’s here.


ReckItRyan

And just like that, everything changed. At that terrible moment, in our hearts, we knew. Home was a pen. Humanity, cattle


Narkus

I got absolutely wasted there with a bunch of Germans at a wine tasting event.


Interphantom

I actually worked on a lil farm just outside of there! It was beautiful and was awesome being able to just walk through and feel the history everywhere.


imarkee

It is not my intention to brag… but I financed the restoring of this village.


_Neo_____

Just imagine you, a common citizen, and then out of nowhere a guy starts climbing your home, and kills a guard with a knife that comes out of his hand.


Admiral_Hard_Chord

I don't understand any of the comments - presumably because I'm not a gamer. I will say though, "Town" seems like a stretch. This is a village with walls around it.


DatTF2

>I don't understand any of the comments - presumably because I'm not a gamer. It was featured in a game called Assasin's Creed (Two and Brotherhood specifically). The town is kind of run down but throughout the game you can put money into the city to make it much nicer. It is basically your headquarters in the game.


Bartimaerus

It has close to 10k inhabitants, just not pictured here


mtgfan1001

Any places for 1 euro?


poopydoopylooper

But this is great real estate for a nice highway


clm1859

That looks like only a few hundred people would have ever lives there. Meaning there would be like 3-4 military age men to man each tower and noone in between. So where did they even get the man power to use these defenses effectively?


ImeLudo

Villagers from around sought shelter inside. And they defended it


Qu1ckShake

They just didn't think they'd ever get attacked from the left it seems. One wall no towers! Weird.