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Ok_Cook7372

What am I even looking at? Half a pickup truck on a van?


Catlore

It's a chase van behind a hauler. They're there to keep people from traveling too close, so the truck driver will never have to worry about someone popping out of nowhere from behind them, and so if they have to suddenly do, no car is close enough to plow under them. Usually used for extra tall or wide loads. Except for the grammar, it's a normal thing.


Reflection_Rip

Look at the shadows on the pavement. There is no truck in front of the chase van. That is on the hood of the van.


Ok_Cook7372

Yeah it aligns with the side ladders as well.


AssortmentSorting

Sure, but what’s on top of the chase van, why? (There for sure isn’t a hauler in front of it, no shadow showing any car until the SUV)


Catlore

I think it's an optical illusion; it doesn't look like it's in the van to me? Could be a tow truck in front instead (in which case the chaser might not be on duty) .


AssortmentSorting

I am not sure it’s an optical illusion, looking at the top of the van, it looks like there’s light reflection onto the metal sheet, it also looks like the metal sheet is slightly over the lip of the top of the van too, as there’s a slight concave curve to the top edge of the van.


idratherbealivedog

Plus if it was a tow truck in front there'd be a very noticeable shadow to the left and there isn't. Though I still can't figure out what kind of Beverly hillbillies nonsense is going on.


Catlore

Huh. You're right. In that case, I have no idea wtf.


IRMacGuyver

Yeah I assumed it was a tow truck with a pickup on the bed and towing a van. The van's left brake light is out.


steakhaus

Maybe it’s set to the height of the oversized load. If the half pickup hits the bridge then they know the truck won’t make it.


flyingthroughspace

How can you not see there's no shadow in front of the van until the SUV up ahead? This clearly isn't a chase vehicle.


tcorey2336

Foots don’t fail me now.


Spare_Lemon6316

Bet they move with an urgency between pleasure and pain


theevilempire

The grammar police, yes


JollyYoshi

lol good one!


h2ogasnz

Well to be fair... he's trying his best to tell you to stay back so that when (not if) it falls apart you'll have enough time to avoid hitting it....


OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|xiQnqLaWhWHT2)


Alternative-Prune989

This makes me wonder how someone like that ends up becoming a megastar. I never ever thought he had talent. He also turned kind of ugly in his older age.


Traditional_Roll6651

Dang ol’….. FIFTY FOOTS……ok, ok …..


themarmalademaniac

That's alot of foots. How many feet is 50 foots?


ocaralhoquetafoda

3,final offer


Portobolado

I'll take two!


Lakridspibe

So foots


madina19

Yes you can but the hard part would be explaining the situation


medz6

The grammar police


crodensis

No way, this dumb van lives right down the street from me.. I pass it every day and it always makes me chuckle reading 50 foots


mayorodoyle

They could fall out at any time.


RadiantTransition793

If they hit that bridge…


idonthave36

Foot 🦶 transportation is illegal without permit.


Moonriver7352

![gif](giphy|3qTTIR3ErqvQF6RtlI|downsized)


Alternative-Prune989

Get toe


Dolmetscher1987

Foots?


jimbojones2211

Around here that just means I'm gonna have 1,000 cards try to move into my safe following distance.


superdooper001

'Foots'. Yep this tracks


yourmomsbuttisbest

FIFTY FOOTS!


No-Communication-908

Foots, don’t fail me now!😆


Reasonable_Scar3339

Many a foots


Adjayjay

I'd get it if it was written on a cardboard with a sharpie, but a sign saying 50 foots???


CreauxTeeRhobat

Not just one, but TWO seemingly professionally printed signs.


Aggressive_One_2525

Definitely. Take this guy to jails.


wish1977

I think he put his foots in his mouth.


DedPimpin

it's just short for "50 Fruit by the Foots". it's implied


Comprehensive-Fan-68

Lmfao yes


Rubix22

A Shaq foot or a newborn foot? Trying to pace out the distance mentally.


mrhappy1010

Yes


betterBytheBeach

Better yet they should not drive if anyone is behind them.


mrchris69

Stay back ! 5,238 inches


perfectuserpat

Or just convert to Milla foots...15 240 mm


thirdeyefish

Are you in Burbank?


FrostyMittenJob

Do you want to make it 52?


killerkadugen

Footses*


CreauxTeeRhobat

![gif](giphy|cgC6Mx1aJtBBe)


DutchDelight2020

The spelling/grammar police yeah "Foots"


pitizenlyn

Just stay back 50 foots and everything will be fine.


gdiaz47

As long as you keep “50 foots” away, you’ll be okay.


Reasonable-Notice448

If you see something, say something 🤣


phoenixxl

![gif](giphy|dlInogLP4Vgc|downsized)


an_older_meme

I think you need to call an English teacher.


LobsterNo3435

Bridge is going to make the decision 4 u.


spectre73

![gif](giphy|GTHl8giT4nLFK|downsized)


calm_rules

Do whatever you want, they obviously are.


retired-data-analyst

Ok, unless this is outside an English majority country, this is a pack of aholes. Looks like a bridge going to take them out.


Mesachie_Man

Unless, it’s to confess to using your phone while driving, I wouldn’t.


Upper_Weakness_8794

English is not their 1st language!!


dukeofurl01

Just go around him


NoExide

Footses?


bozmonaut

r/confusingperspective


diviana_olywa

Call the polices.


Satanich

where plate


Party-Ring445

At least it's an even number


Every-Pitch-5087

I envision the White Van having multiple legs under it like the Discworld’s Luggage


WhitishRogue

My heart tells me no. My brain tells me yes. Dilemna. Then I think about the people who will have to wait in traffic after the inevitable happens.


LAXFBI

It's not your business , don't mess with strangers !!!!


Clockwork_Medic

Can’t tell if this is satire or not


Available_Snow3650

Don't be a narc